May 2 2007Angelina Jolie dances for other men

Beauty AND class!

Woah...where's all the mofes that usually live here??

She's Beautiful, Smart, and now.... Can dance lol

Oh no! She's being flirty! What a whore.

Mmmmm Oliver Martinez....

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0364045/TLD-38-11.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Martinez%2C%20Olivier%20(I)&seq=32

so what?

Those Tinsel Town marriages… they’re like a fairy tale.

Lapdance, eh? I wonder where Brad was at the time? Probably watching, and drooling, and bonering...they like the kinky stuff.
Wait, so do I, who doesn't?

At least we got a new post. Ok, I'm ready for a new one.
How bout some shots of Lindsay at that party the other day where she takes her shirt off and dances around in her bra? Now, SHE'S the slut!!!

You'd rather see Hohan in her bra than Angie waving? What??

This whore wasn't dancing. Her gigantic fucking lips got stuck on the mirror in the bathroom and she backed all the way out into the banquette hall trying to get them loose.

On a side note, this Martinez guy is filing a lawsuit against her for puncturing his penis with her bony ass.

Ugly fucking cunt.

cmon she cant have fun!!? Martinez is her ex, he is with kylie Minogue... I know a lot of people dream to see Brad and angie separate, but i feel it wont happen!

Jesus,

Are her kids eating all the food in the house and not leaving her any? Angie, eat a fucking sandwhich, just looking at you is making me hungry.

As for her lapdance, I'm picturing Jack Skelington from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" gyrating around.

"shaking it" ..."She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way"

So "it" was her butt? Her no-butt? Her pointy buttbone? Wow, hubba hubba, what a turn on - maybe later they could do it doggy style so he could get bone bruises on his pelvis, that'd be fun. At least he got a good look at her forehead, since her hairline is no longer in the way...maybe a glimpse of those monkeyhair stickarms? mmmmmmmm...hot....

HER BIG HEAD IS SCARY!...ONCE A HOE ALWAYS A HOE...

She's just a trashbag.

This will also be Shiloh's future.

Angelina is Gorgeous...she can do whats she wants!

#17 Gorgeous? Really? Has anyone really looked at her? She's got a cute nose and really nice eyes-- but i donno-- I always felt like her head was kinda--- Mr. Potato-like. Complete with the giant lips.

Whatever, this sounds like it wasn't REALLY a lapdance, but people having fun

If she danced for me, I would drink her douche water, while jacking off with her feces. No lie, she is that hot. Then of course get my dick sucked with them dick sucking lips.

She is an A list celebrity with 4 kids and a boyfriend....yet she is performing a lap dance in a semi-public place. Right....

Olivier Martinez is a thing of beauty. He turns straight men gay, and can cause Rosie to lose her penis.

#19 ugh. even i dont have that much of a sexual appetite for that content...but i guess for YOUR kind, it's normal. me, i'd just piss on her

Slut!

@19 Victor, that is it. I am calling your principal. This is the last time you cut remedial English.

#10, well yeah, making fun of Lohan is my favorite. It was on one of those Extra type shows last night. It's so entertaining to watch her make a fool out of herself.
But SHE does it for free!!!

Mmmmm'a.. Olivier Martinez. Yes, please.

#19, what is it with you and "douche water"?
You mention it way too much. Jesus, you wanna come drink mine?

Yes I will drink your 26, you a hot bitch?

# 24 Hee hee!! I agree that it is fun to watch her make a fool of herself!
Extra Extra

i don't know about you guys, but i wouldn't let Angie lap dance me. You could be rubbing her ass and come across a 44 caliber and BOOM! an explosive would go off under you...or would she shoot you? i don't know...GOD I STILL DON'T KNOW!!

***hits self in head with frying pan repeatedly

Yeah Superfish, golden showers are always good too.

#30 what about chocolate waterfall? If it's Kim Kardashain, I'm up for it

I heard that after she danced for him, she blew him. Then she adopted him.

Who's Olivier
#27, totally!!! At least Jimbo thinks so

Hmmmmmm.......making me think now? Have always wanted to shit on a bitches chest after good long hard sex. Of course a bitch I couldn't stand. Some day some day.

I think that when you have a serious relationship with a man and you’ve adopted a shit load of kids together and your this self proclaimed authority on orphans and poverty and all things noble, if you choose to go and lap dance for another man YOU’RE A HUGE WHORE.

Now unlike the retarded imps of this world I actually hate Jen and Angelina equally (yep you can do that, no team shit; they are both worthless bitches) but to be fair Angie did hook up with a still married man and he did end his marriage to be with her and he spent his midlife crisis miles on her ass and simultaneously killed his nice “hunk” image with many idiot woman who used to worship his pimply ass and in the process gained some ugly fat goth Angie loving enemies so you’d think the bitch would be grateful and show some fucking appreciation and say for example; NOT GIVE LAP DANCES TO OTHER MEN.

#32 no that was me. only she didn't adopt me, she just blew me then she flew out the window and...that was pretty much it.

*you're
*women

giving another man lapdances? shocking!!! next she'll be banging some other woman's husband... oh wait, nevermind.

I'd let her bang my wife.......no questions asked.

#39 Yeah, only your wife is imaginary. You are such a tool. You are still trying to make us believe you are over 16. Give it a rest.

glad to hear it, victor. your wife says "thankyou", by the way.

I wonder how much botox this fish face cunt uses every week for those fake ass fat lips.
People who think this dog is attractive are either gay or they have no life.

The pop up advertisements on your website are among the most obnoxious I've ever encountered. You should be embarrassed.

actually victor, now that i've read your other posts, i have to agree with #40. playing with yourself while watching some 12yo prostitute getting broken in an Indonesian alley doesn't constitute a marriage.

On the plus side Olivier Martinez, who is surely very vain, could check his reflection in in Angie's giant shiny forehead while she danced for him.

That's a 4 inch forehead people.

#12. Olivier and Kylie broke up a long time ago.
People magazine reported it in February.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20010855,00.html

Every man's a dream. A broomstick with teeth shakin that groove thang.

Are all the men that women worship short cause Olivier is only like 5'8" which is in the Ryan Seabitch domain, which is truely lame.

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Olivier-Martinez-784.html

#45 Her forehead just looks big because she has her father's hairline. Either that or male pattern baldness.

Anyway, I'd give Brad a lapdance any day of the week, even Tuesday, which is usually my normal lapdance day off!

@#48 Yes Olivier is short. Ryan Seacrest is, as well. The difference is, Olivier, is gorgoeus, straight, and talented.

Olivier Martinez: "My god, that praying mantis is agitated and it's staring right at me!"

Who HASN'T had a lapdance from Angelina?

I hope Olivier Martinez's health-insurance covers this up.Because he'll need to pay his therapist a couple of visits to get him straight again after this traumatical experience.

Oh, you fuckers! You know you'd knock your own mother out of the way to watch a threesome with Martinez, Jolie and Pitt. I'd pay for that sex tape. And I've never paid for porn in my life.

Oh NOO!!!!!! Not looking over her SHOULDER!! Whatever will Brad DO??

And to #15 . . . a 'hoe' is a garden instrument. If you can't spell even a two letter word, shut the fuck up.

#45, lol

Anyway, I think Angie's internal dialogue and justification is something like this: "My sexuality is too INTENSE to be limited by ONE man. I'm too much of a WOMAN to have limited LOVERRRRS."

#56 is a hoe, ho, whore too!!!

Every man who works anywhere near her can hit it. Even Billy Bob.

The only surprise is how long she has been with Pitt.... She is a man eater....

I've got a better solution than a bat and a sack:

A MUTHAFUCKIN' NAIL-GUN TO DA BACK OF DA DOME, FOO'!!!

another news item refers to Angelina as the "new Jesus"- that may be really accurate. If she decided she wanted to, I'm pretty sure she could crush Scientology. Especially now that she has a submarine helicopter yacht.

Actually #56, #15 has a point. This tart is thin enough to be a hoe, rake whatever you wanna call it. Turn her upsidedown and get her to spread those claw fingers, plently of neat lines in the ground in no time. Only thing is then you wouldn't be able to plant anything in it cause the dirty hoe has contaminated it!

She is So Gross. Old, haggard, garden hoe thin, child USING tart!!

42 - How dare you say I have no life! I don't socialize much because I am saving up for a yacht.

smart girl--doesn't get married, she can do anything she wants..I totally love her no matter what she does..she's so hot...

65: Second that Emotion.

Senator Jolie, when did you first become interested in politics?

* I'm angry.

Angry at what, Senator Jolie?

* At men. The better they look, the more I resent their receiving attention rightfully meant for me. I want to crush them with Senatorial power. I'm in charge now, not just an obscenely wealthy and spoiled movie star.

she looks hot in that picture

imran karim

she looks hot in anything...and she would do good in politics..woman like to get shit done,,men , just sit there and grab the money...

for real, you think she looks good here?? No shit she looks VERY average here, she must be letting her tribe do her hair and make up these days, perhaps even her lips too.

fuck brad pitt.
olivier 1 hot bitch. id do more to him than give him a lap dance. bead pitt is just angelina's Manny.

i got so excited i forgot how to spell.

bead=brad

and "is" between olivier and 1

this chick could have shit smeared on her f'n face and still be beautiful...don't hate...she don't need that hair done or those lips,,just fine plain...

Lucky bitch.
Oliver Martinez is a fine piece of work.

whats so surprizing?...she made out with her brother,she wore a vile of billybobs blood around her neck and she collects children from foreign countries....nothing strange here

Angelina only cares about what Angelina cares about at that moment. Welcome to her world. she is the Boarderline Queen of it all!

I don't care what you all think - I LOVE her! I'd do her in a heartbeat (even though I'm a happily married heterosexual woman!)

#76=====Women have to step up and take fucking charge,,coz if they don't, then they end up married to some stupid Republican man that crushes their hopes and dreams of a free,non communism,productive world..that we as women deserve..BITCHEZ, STAND UP & TAKE CHARGE....
(Bu)====U must be the stupid bitch I described, married to a Republican asshole! Let him rule your world...dumbass.

Senor Kelli, with an I......you are quite possible the biggest asshole I've ever encountered here.....you are above SJTLQ, DanYELL, Edna, Hotplatewhoever, Lamebananas, star maker machinery, Rock and Roll Takeover.......you are the standout. The cream of the crop....you are Senor Kelli, with an I, Lord, God and KING of the Assholes.

#79======UP YOUR ASS WITH YOUR DAD'S BLOWTORCH=========BITCH......

That's EMPRESS Bitch, to you, Senor.

U==EMPRESS==Maybe in that Disney movie I saw u in...I'll bet u live in an apartment and eat blackkkkkkbeans for dinner...

what's wrong with black beans? Am I unaware that black beans are subject to scorn and ridicule? Or is this just more incoherent rants from a 17 year old misfit with gender identity issues?

I would agree that it's just more predictable behavior from an attention whore, but that wasn't a lapdance... it was Malawian sign language for "please help the many unfortunate African orphans, big guy".

Flirting? Angie flirt? Nah... she was only being friendly so that she could educate him about the plight of underaged boys in SubSaharan Africa.

the reality is probably that she was dancing (and maybe not even dancing, probably having a seizure) 5 feet from this guy & people start making stuff up to make her seem like a whore. It was probably Jennifer Aniston.

YEA,, that's what I thought...whatever!!Not 17,dickweed,18 is the magic #!!!! Shut the fuck up and fed your kids....
Back to Angelina...one hott mama....not like jrzmammy....
Love that Angelina ,,Brad is sooooo lucky...

OOOOH---18! Stop--seriously...everytime you open your mouth, you just give us more ammo. You're old enough to join the service...so why don't ya and then go get blown up over in Iraq.

If I want blown to pieces..I can do that here,,just go to school...
Iraq===why would I fight for no reason..I'm not a stupidass Republican who believes everything their dictor says,bunch of dumbassz....
If that why your over there..u probably got 10 or 15 kids u can spare..you'll just have more to replace them..you go,,not my war..yourz...

fucking fuck!! she's sooo FUCKING HOT and beautiful!! hottest woman in Hollywood by FAR. Just looking at her gives me a raging erection. I'd bang her brains out until my dick exploded. HOLY HOTNESS!!!

#70- you may want to kill yourself then, because if you think that of Angelina, you must think you look like a rotten turd no one will ever touch or look at.

I could look at her all day....I love her..

I doubt you feel threatened if your name is brad pitt.