May 2 2007Anastacia gets her bikini on

FIRST?

Cool!

everyone who has posted above me is totally gay.

Thank god the Scary Spice post did not last to long. Who is this bitch?

she's not hot.

Giant? I wouldn't say giant. Unless referring to her gut.

Replace "gut" in my last place with "arms." Jesus...

In Europe she is big. No, seriously. I dig her music, and she has a nice rack. I digress....

Post what you want, but she is ten times better than seeing another freckled leg photo of a drunk and skanky Lindsey Lonhan, or Scary Spice who was just a plain mess in the recently posted photo.

yukkkk, pushing pins into my eyeballs to soothe them after looking at these picts.....

fuck, what ugly tattoos, must have been a two for one ugly tattoo special... the only thing they are good for are spunk targets...

#8 - agreed. Rather wake up in the morning to this as compared to Brit-Shit or LiLo.

Caption for the first Thumbnail Photo: "a spoon full of semen helps the medicine ... go down, the medicine ... go down .... " C'Mon! Everybody join in - you all know how the song goes!

Geez, I go to Kinkos and come back to this??!?? I don't even know who she is. Just....ick!!!
Ok, now I have to read about Scary

I don't mean to be Andy Rooney, grumbling about changes everyone else has long since taken for granted, but why are there so many tattoos on lower backs like that? It is oogy.

I heard a funny name for them once but I forget it. It sounded catchy and insulting.

Yikes !,
too many freckles...lohan and her should have a freckle off contest.

I don't know who this fellow is, but he seems friendly, has good posture, and drinks a lot of water. Good for him!

PS She looks like a T-Rex but with slightly more useful arms.

Did Pamela Anderson age ANOTHER 20 years? That's like 40 years worth since about 2005 ...

honeycombs, it is the international symbol for "slut". Sometimes you just don't have the time to get drunk and hump a stranger's leg so it's faster to pop into a bikini and let your tramp stamp do the talking.

i'd do her...with a bag over her head...in the dark

Tramp Stamp!! Thank you, Dannilynn's. Now let me just strap on my jet pack and join you all in 2002.

BEHOLD! A cross between Pam Anderson and Anna Nicole! And since they're both dumb blondes, i guess Anastacia makes 3. if Paris and Lindsay weren't already pass the dumbline, she'd make 5.

Is she the one who has a really big, low, Aretha sounding voice?

Cause I remember an Anastacia who was the runner up on some MTV show like American Idol but way before Idol was on.

Anyways, the chick I'm thinking of always wears glasses, and if this is her without them she should never put them on again

this is the chick I was thinking of

http://cheeky-monkey9.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/anastacia.jpg

is its her, she shouldn't be allowed to wear glasses because they fug her up

it looks like she's about to give that guy head.

@23 - As she should!!!

Wow, I was expecting something a little more dignified from the daughter of a Russian Czar....

Someone should tell her that she has a huge tapework in her back. Check out pic #8.

Tramp stamps.

Ass antlers.

Pull-out targets.

It's hilarious that so many bitches get tattooed with symbols thinking that it somehow shows how different they are from the rest of the bitches of the world - and all end up with the exact same shit on them (suns, moons, knotwork, fairies, butterflies, Asian characters on the back of the neck).

Putting aside that fact there's an ironic element of self-mutilation to it that implies a lack of the ego that the symbol is meant to represent, and that they serve as a red-flag for any male that doesn't want to put up with a bunch of crazy shit, it just goes to show that original ideas are few and far between in the American female.

Never heard of her.

Or her cankles.

this is Anastasia at her best and that was Spice at her worst: I believe Scary Spice might be better looking.

#26 Shut up. I have a tattoo, and mine's cool. It's NOT on my back, and I got it back in the early 90's. I love self mutilation, and my ego and self esteem fluxuates, like everybody else's. Like today. Today I feel like garbage. Yesterday I felt like...garbage. The day before that I felt pretty good. One has nothing to do with the other.

Oh, and does that brother have his shirt on inside out or are the pictures reversed? Either way, WTF? Get your shit together, people.

"NOTE: Usually looking like a dude negates the bikini factor, but I was desperate to put anything up after the Scary Spice post."

That's kinda funny webmaster, cause I thought it was that you were desperate to put anything up to remind some of us that women are supposed to have breasts after you posted those nasty pictures of that ten year old boy in a bikini named Kate Bosworth.

Look at how short and stubby her arms are... she's proportioned like a midget.

Aren't pop divas supposed to be hot or something?

Aren't pop divas supposed to be famous or something?
Cause I've never heard of this chick!!!

26: Is it also hilarious when the Marines, Navy and Army also get similar tatoos? That stupid rant you just posted surely is a form of self-mutilation. Everyone who reads you can see that you are ignorant and proud of it and a Hater. What could possibly be your point of reference for "originality"?

WHO IS THIS FAT BITCH?

Don't know who she is or her claim to fame, but she likes riding the Black rocket!

27- I don't think this fidget has cankles...look more like thankles. Look at the 3rd picture from the end. She looks like a fucking care bear. Her stubby legs look like they don't have any functioning joints in the knees. She just wobbles around by shifting her weight from side to side.

wait is this not anastasia... i definately know she's a singer... maybe its a clone of anastasia but she doesn't know how to spell or pick a proper bikini outfit.

Eeeeew, she does have arms of a midget. Nice gunt too. Nice posture she's tryin to "pose" in pic drinking water. She's nasty! Nice.

EEEEEwwww, she does have midget arms. Maybe in utero she was going to be a midget but changed only a little after midget parts formed. (hey, some of my best friends are midgets!) And that gunt! Yuck! Only a black dude could bang her 'cause they'd bang anything blonde and yes, some of my best friends are black AND midgets too!

For the love of humanity... *sob* Now I know what happened to Uncle Nathan! Kill me! Kill me now!

whats with the big ass mole on her stomach/side in the 3rd pic???

How low...
The woman underwent treatment for breastcancer not that long ago, it´s a good thing she even survived...

Her singing voice sounds like a fat black woman. I see she's attempting to fully fit the voice and add the body.

#8, I live in Europe and I heard of her only once, I never heard her sing. So, I'd say she's not 'big' (except for her body).

yeah come ON anastacia used to be skinny and had heaps of hits then she got breast cancer and disappeared recover..

This is Anastacia Lyn Newton newkirk and is an American singer who won the MTW contest and became freakingly huge and famous in Europe, Australia, and Asia. She survived breastcancer and is an amassador for the world breastcancer foundation.
She is huge anywhere in the world except for the states...

She is here on her Honeymoon with her new man. Wayne Newton. Who is alos het body guard.

I live in Holland and here she hase the same status as Madonna has in the states.

I can comment about alot of the comments written above me but you americans always pledge for respect to one another.. plse do that to Anastacia as you judge the book by its cover but never really listened to her music!!!

She's not freakingly huge here in the UK. Shes just another singer who has the occasional hit.

on celeb heights it says shes 5 foot 2, maybe this explains why she looks so stumpy.

#29,

Thanks for proving my point, Miss Moody.

#34,

Yes, soldiers with tats are totally gay.

I'd hit it. Oh, and thanks, #47. Now I don't have to google her.

No DrDickBreathPlowShit here,,yea!!!!!

first? i mean seriously...what's up with all the reshuffling of news stories?

And now for some of today's news, since Mr. Fish is still asleep:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070502/
ap_on_en_mo/people_lindsay_lohan

Lindsay Lohan is going to get wasted on her 21st birthday. Nice to see that she took something out of rehab.
I really like her last comment - "Sometimes I forget to breathe". BREATHING IS PART OF THE AUTONOMOUS NERVOUS SYSTEM, LILO! IT HAPPENS WITHOUT YOU CONSCIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT IT!

Please, Linds, if you're scouring the blog today, do the world a favor and drive to the San Francisco Bay Bridge and when you reach the part that's missing, push the accelerator to the floor with your foot. Watch that Porsche fly like in the Blues Brothers movie.

One word came to mind when I saw this....female....that word was ELK.

26, i hope that goes for males too.

Well folks,if i'm right this girl is a German singer and she got some time ago breast surgery.They made her breasts smaller because she could play soccer with her breasts.

not hot, not news, kthxbye

At least she's not paper thin... I guess.. whateva.

I swear this site is so predictable. If there is a post about a black celebrity or in this case a white woman in an interracial relationship, the racist banter or "jokes' start pouring in...

"Riding the black rocket"..."Only a black man could bang her"...WTF

Can you guys just stick with FUNNY comments.

And who knew she had jungle fever? One manlike beast she is. Nice tits tho.

Gossip Guy from Glunp.com

# 57
She is not a german singer,
she is from LA,
and she did had a breast surgery but that was because she was diagnosed with breast cancer,
.

she is the most amazing, loving, talented and caring women i'll ever know,
like Paul # 47 said,
dont judge this book by its cover.

i'd like for you all to watch this link before you judge anymore..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3m37zUGwTc

I'd hit that, but unfortunately the brotha probably knocked it all out of whack for the next guy!

She has a disease of the intestines, and she had cancer so she's bound to looknpt so good, dont make fun of the ill, she's been through a lot and she is extremely talented at singing

She has a disease of the intestines, and she had cancer so she's bound to looknpt so good, dont make fun of the ill, she's been through a lot and she is extremely talented at singing

She is an Amazing women who has raised millions for cancer. One of the best singer song writers out there. She has had terrible illnesses to fight
and she came out the other side. Who care's if her husband is black or white (his name is Wayne and he's British) as long as he looks after her . Just look her up on youtube ande see how well loved she is in the rest of the world.

Anastacia is a fantastic ispiration, she has had 13 inches of her intestines out because of chrons she has battled breast cancer. And still buys out time to raise money for charitys. She is recognised as one of the Greatest singers of her generation and she is an inspiration to millions . She has a Great personality and is very funny so would probably LAO and what you bunch of loser have said.

i dont know why ur all so rude about her, everyone is different... ive got chrons disease and its one of the hardest things to live with, i dont know how she does that and has battled with breast cancer at the same time!! shes an amazing woman... i dont know why ur all so judgemental of peoples looks, if u all go and look in the mirror im sure most of u are a lot uglier than her... she is a big artist in the uk, loads of people here think shes great! and so what if she is 5"2 is that her fault? Chrons stops you from growing, so no thats not her fault. n who cares what bikini shes wearing she can wear whatever she wants! and whoever called her fat is just funny coz shes not fat at all... chrons means u have chronic weight loss so if shes not deadly skinny its a good thing

LOL! Either way people, She still has more money than the lot of you put together so yeah, She also has more talent than probably all of you put together, So go kill yourselfes :)

LOL! Either way people, She still has more money than the lot of you put together so yeah, She also has more talent than probably all of you put together, So go kill yourselfes :)

i love Anastacia and i think is totally more beautiful then you
she can sings and you don't ,she is rich and you don't .
thats all!!! you are jeaolus!

Anastacia if oyu read this!
Leave wayne i am here for you!

One of the most amazing down to earth, non slutty celebs out there, amazing voice and music, unlike all those other bitches who need to get wasted everyday for publicity. you are so freaking LOW if you judge her by her appearance on these pics, she looks pretty good, relaxed, you think she is that self concsious that she has to glam up because the paps will be around any second? get a life!