May 10 2007Amanda Harrington gets her bikini on

i can die a happy man now.... because i'm FIRST, bitches. lol.

B. Blarghy is hot!

Snore. I don't know who this is, and I'm not lesbo so... NEXT.

nice balls.

P.S. is "Juicy" still cool?

Every PR manager directive these days:

1. Call paparazzi to let them know you client is putting on a bikini and going to the beach.
2. Give the paparazzi the exact location.
3. Remind your client to give the obligatory "Alba" towel straightening pose on all fours, ass in air.
4. Remind the client to face the camera with belly sucked in, breasts heaved forward, coming out of the water.
5. Wait for the pics to spread across the Internet.
6. Collect fee from client.

That's a very plain bikini she's wearing, revealing but plain. Nice tits.

She's pretty and all...but is this worthy of a whole thread?

Are these "stories" still worthy of a whole site?

Never get tired of women with the body of a 14-year-old-boy and a pair of d-cup boobs bolted on.

That, and bald pussies. Looks SO natural.

well at least she's buoyant. wont have to worry about drownin'.......

Lets all state the obvious for about forty or fifty posts. She has nice, um, something that rhymes with snoobs

I see Mooriah lost 5 or 10 pounds...so what?

CANTALOUPES
HEADLIGHTS
DUMPLINGS
KNOCKERS
COCONUTS
TWEETERS
BOULDERS
BERTHAS
MUFFINS
PUPPIES
HOOTERS
HUMMERS
MELONS
YAHOOS
TITTIE
TATAS
BOOBS
BOSOM
NORKS
JUGS
DUGS
PAIR
TITS

ok. done. next post, please.

Those are not nice boobs. She looks like Gilligan, as in, lopsided coconuts stuck in her bikini top.
And, #10, there's no way those are D-cup. Those have gotta be double D at least, but your point stands, nonetheless.

Well I am British and have no idea who she is either, so WHATEVER can we have some real boobs please not all these fakes and preferably on someone whos a CELEB?

British too, but if you don't read a credible paper like the Sun *chokes*... then I guess she's just another page 3 model. She looks jiggly.

Hmmmmm, I can definitely lay my throbbing mass of pipeline between those two jiggling mountains of sin.

Who cares? I just shot my load.

@#6 I could not agree more.

I am so tired of fake tits, BTW.

The dead giveaway that this was NOT a paparazzi photo op: the sunglasses and bracelet.

Who DOESNT wear sunglasses and bracelets while swimming?

Those breasts are man made, just like the cracker box she calls a vagina.

I'd like to stick it in her pooper.

10 - I'm OK with bolt on boobs. Shaved pussy? Not so much ...

umm she has a twin...nuff said!

"twins, basil, twins!"

#4 & #9 if you're going to troll me, at least have something to say. or maybe stalk niki for me since she is apparently obsessed with me now.

That is EXACTLY what I look like in a bikini. Only shorter, and a little "curvier", and oh yeah, my hair is unaturally red like a color crayon. And my boobs are smaller, and my face looks different. But other than that...EXACTLY!!!

FRIST - YES I KNOW:)

Son of a fuck, now I have to go home and change my pants and underwear.......SHOT A NASTY LOAD IN MY PANTS. Whoever she is, I would love to make love to this tits, jack off in her ass, and torment my face in her pussy.

She looks fun and slutty, willing to do anything. That's actually a turnoff for me. There's nothing hotter than borderline-unwilling sex. Plus you get to leave right after! No time to cuddle when she's frantic to make the "was I just raped?!?" call to her best friend...hahaha...

#30 c'mon, you can do better than that.

I'd hit it twice.

Thanks.

I'd be willing to bet those bad boys are for real. But then again, I'm the kind of person that believes in the Roswell conspiracy.

Real or not who the fuck cares, as long as you can stick your dick in between and shoot a load on her neck. Nobody can say that you wouldn't fuck her if you found out they were 100% fake. That is not the issue, the issue is how hot she looks, being able to fuck her pretty little pussy.

looks good

imran karim

( . )( . ) don't look real, next!

After my last post somebody still said they are fake, WHO THE FUCK CARES. Look how hot she looks, and how much you would love to put your dick in every opening in her body.

is it just me or is her left boob half the size of the right one? if so, that makes her much hotter... deformed and all. what is this obsession with wanting to have sex with deformed women?

I would pump her full of semen, then after I've had a couple of beers I'd refill her with more semen.
Afterwards I would have her fry me some pork that we would eat in bed and then I would pump more semen into her.

Deformed or not, still VERY FUCKABLE

I'd try for more variety:

I would pump her full of semen, then after I've had a couple of beers I'd shower her with urine (you only rent beer). Afterwards I would have her fry me some pork that we would eat in bed and then I would give her a chillidog. She definitely has the tits for that.

I like how her ass says Juicy. Now if her tits said firm and perky or squeeze here

The guys on this site are pretty scary (esp ponk).

Well #41 if you say that, I would go a step further. I would pump her full of semen, after bathing her and drinking her douche water. Then pump full of more semen. After that give her a golden shower, jack off with her shit if need be. Then bathe her again, then shoot a load in her belly button. Give her a Dirty Sanchez, or toss her salad.....mmmmmm.

What the heck is a "chillidog"??? Never heard that one before.

What's her name? Fake Boobs LaRue?

I would soooooooo rape this chick without a seconds hesitation, and then worry

You guys make my sex life seem so boring. Why won't my boyfriend piss on me, give me a chilidog and drink my douche water???!!?
Guess I'm ugly

#43 TTCPAP (The Troll Currently Posing As P0nk) is indeed scary, not funny, just gross.

FRIST, let me see you. I might consider fucking you and drinking your douche water.

Susanne - Why are we scary? We were no differnt than the rest of the male population.

FRIST - you are not ugly

anybody got a hankie for #49?

i'm finding this troll a bit amusing. What's the motivation? give me a bad rep? hoping that by using my name, his comments will be considered funny? or simply trying to upset me? I'm curious, but not overly concerned.

I'm friends with Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna Doll. Oh, I gotta go, my battery is dying.

I'm FRIST!!!

#45- Here wedge1.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chillidog

Happy to help.

#52, come on, have some balls, will you? trying to insult me while posting anonymously, is really pathetic.

you didn't need that last comma.

Oh my GOSH just seen FRIST, I would SOOOO do her pretty little pussy. Only question, is, would she do me?

Where did you get those pictures of my Mom?

I might have seen you before FRIST, you ever been to New Mexico?

#55 - Wally, what's your deal? it's still early in the month, you can't be out of meds already!

@52 Pussy!!

Geno - your mom gives great head

Wait, wait back to Amanda Harrington. Think she gives good head?

#60, Victor, based on what i've seen you write, i'd have to take a wild guess, but i'd say the answer to that question would likely be an emphatic "no".

#60 no, I've never even been to old mexico

...but she might let you drink her douche water.

Who cares about this nobody?

Paris Hilton sculpture shows heiress in deadly pose

Statue depicts drunk Paris autopsy

The artist has created a sculpture of the 26-year-old hotel heiress and socialite naked and dead, with cell phone in hand, legs spread and crowned with a tiara.

"The Paris Hilton Autopsy" is a statement about the dangers of drunk driving just as high school prom season rolls around, said Edwards, who also sculpted a giant head of Cuban President Fidel Castro and created a life-size nude of Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug.

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0936508120070510?feedType=RSS&rpc=22

#61- I know you aren't calling me Wally. I don't know you. I don't want to know you. Don't involve me in your Superficial problems.

I love how the UK says "Glamour Model" when they mean "skank" or "soft core porn model". It's so classy and Brittish.

We should start saying people like Jenna Jaymeson are "Glamour Actresses"

#65 Ponk Pussy, shut the fuck up really. You keep sounding more and more like a douche bag. Wasn't fuckin talking to you, so go suck a dick, or get tea bagged.

#66 FRIST, I asked NEW MEXICO, one of the 50 states.

is the kirstie alley? i dunno who this chick is but i'll assume she's not a model given her jiggly-like body. pass!

OMG!!! I just saw the paris statue. Tinkerbell represents "those left behind" when you die from drunk driving. Why he used her dog instead of her family...either the dog s the only one that would miss her, or he was trying to save money on plaster of Paris oooohhh, I made a pun!!!!

MILTON - YOU TURN ME ON!

#70, hey, what's wrong with a few jiggles? Real women are soft and a little jiggly. I think her body looks great, and I never say that about ANYONE on this site.

FRIST, your body jiggly.....I LOVE JELLO. You like a comfy soft mattress when you are on button getting pounded?

On Bottome I mean getting pounded.

Nevermind, I can't fuckin spell.

she looks a little jiggly- but those boobs look hard as rocks

even with fake boobs she looks great.
i envy her too.

Whoa, podners!! Them snoobs are real, baby! I'll trade her for my wife anyday!

Not a damn thing wrong with a little jiggly. The more chushing the better the pushing. Nothing sexier than pounding a girl's pussy and watching her tits flop around.

I would throw my back out Id fuck her so hard. Hate on her all you want, that chick is walking talking hot sex!

Now who the hell is it?

Frist is adorable

My nimpoles essplode mit delight - unhand my wrist you puss sergeant, you're wrinkling my ferret!

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I'd love to get feedback and criticism.

Great!
Another Pamela Anderson wannabe!

Don't get me wrong. I don't mind looking at these tigobitties, but these heffers gotta pay their dues.

INSERT: Hepatitis C

She looks a mite chunky for a model. Bit of a paunch goin' on there.

I am pretty sure she took a crap in the ocean in Picture #16.

Back out of Jail bitches!!!!!

AFJ IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Awww...thanks Missthang #84

How come my boyfriend doesn't think so.

Maybe he does but just doesn't want to tell me

enough of this UK trash already, I say! ENOUGH!

lucy pinder, Jordan, and now this. ENOUGH!!!! all the UK does is give us bad teeth and garbage!

wow!

bad teeth are better then plastic faces.
And it's funny how people are quick to insult a woman they don't even know just because the 'celeb' is question is blatantly hotter then themselves

those are some really weird boobs. they are completely circular. i realize a lot of people dont care if their boobs look natural or not these days, but she needs to sue her plastic surgeon cuz he implanted two baseballs into her chest

As soon as I saw these pictures I got a knifing twinge and had to stand up. They look exactly like the calendar girl pinup poster my dad made me stare at when he sidled up behind me in bed. Every time I see pictures like these, I have to get up and walk it off. The irony is that my dad always made me "walk it off" when he finished. I miss my dad.

#75 - Um, my post on #70 mentioned no jiggling

Welcome back Angry Ferret

Have you ever dressed up like a clown and handed out balloons to strangers all day? I bet that's what she feels like every waking moment.

These pictures make me miss duckpin bowling.

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN GIRL! u almost fine as me

Nice rack.

#39, #41 ,, you guys are sweet talkers and know how to treat a lady.

What is the matter with these women? Does the boob job cost so much that they can't afford new bikini tops that actually fit so they keep wearing their old ones? Every chick on this site with bolt-ons is wearing a top 2 or 3 sizes too small. Gross. Remember the good old days, when people were discreet about having had plastic surgery?

I'll tell ya what it is with those boobiz
hanging out all over:
See, before they buy them, they don't have
any at all, like bandaid titz:
So, when they get them, they r like so
freakin amazed..they have to show them
to everyone.

its not only the surf that is up

hey, we're r f'n fire down here,
send troops to help
oh shit,,,there aren's any

we lost a surfer at Volusia County
(Datona Beach) becoz of the tropical storm
Andrea..any snowbirds thinking about going in
think again..only for the krazist swimmerz..

Hey!!! Theose look exactly like my tits! She has a great boob job.

Very hot-looking girl, no doubt...but did anyone notice photo #3? Is that a nipple slip (her left)? It looks like a nipple, but is in WAY the wrong place...which should answer the question of rela or fake, for those in doubt.

Sorry lambman, I meant 72?

This chick is amazing and not your typical deflated stick that we usually call models. Love how we can ALWAYS count on the catty women comments. I'd be disappointed otherwise.

now what's the difference between me calling her jiggly & everyone else calling britney fat? just wonderin!

Nice rack

she is too fat to be a model. theres no way

I hope to find a suitable one