Apr 30 2007Victoria Beckham has very hard nipples

yummy

FRIST!!!!!!!!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

She is a bit of a poser, isn't she?

I love the bottom right picture. The nip on the right is pointing up and right, and is 3 inches from center. It's like a lazy eye, only it probably doesn't move. Ever. Because when you're packed inside a balloon and have an extra 10 lbs of saline pressed against you, you're staying put.

mmmmm....I don't care, they're fun to look at. The cop thinks so too.

she could poke someones eye out!!!

Notice the cop in pic #7 enjoying the view. He seems to be happy that he is close to the twins.

I'd lick and suck the hell out of those diamond cutters, whilst motorboating.

Don't lie, you'd love to do the same, even the ladies.

Err, a message to the Frist-er: you're a loser.

PS. These photos are exactly why I prefer the apparently "saggy" boobs of Ms Spears & Ms Simpson.

shes my least favorite spice girl.

I have a very hard dick.

i hate this bitch

I bet she smells like spice farts.

Is anyone in the entire fucking world prouder of their bad boob job than this oinky little pig nose?

Why is she traveling with Rosie O'Donnell? I am so confused.

Is it normal to have nips the same color as your flesh? I thought only Barbie did that.

Judging from her hat the Village People may be reforming. And judging from her purse she's picked up a part-time job transporting organs. Good on her. Very altruistic.

Dr Phowstus, you've got it all wrong. She's sporting a Wondernip.

And speaking of motorboating, she looks more adequate for a Cleveland Steamer.

It is always nice to start the morning off with some perky nipples. Her face my suck and that hat sure helps to cover that mug. But then again, who is looking at her face

uh isnt a bra, other than for support, supposed to sort of be a barrier so shit like that doesnt happen?

She isn't going to become OLD SPICE gracefully.

Good God,this is so wrong. All the parts are there-- big tits, nipples, see through shirt.
Why oh why is my dick frightened and sobbing uncontrollably?
Oh yeah, it's scared of grown women so thin they could pass for ten year old boy bodies. And the body topped up with the angrily overinflated implants ready to pop only makes my willy cry harder. FFS, ever seen how the skin on an overcooked hot dog looks ready to burst when it comes out of a microwave?
Jaysus.

I feel jipped!!!! I thought I was gonna see some boobage, but she's wearing a bra!!! Well, not like it would have been anything good anyway, but it was the principle of it. Jipped!!! I say!!!

She's so unsexy it makes me cry blood, but I must admit I'd love to spend an hour with those things just to see how hard you can punch them without breaking your hand or something.

Why's she bothering carrying that box like some kind of chump? Just hang it over your tit-rivets you daft cow!

Aside from her bank account, I feel only sympathy for this diminutive mouth-breather.

Those hardened zoobies must really hurt when accidentally rolled on in bed at night (and we all know she sleeps alone, don't we? Because hubby is with nanny, making her squeal like a suckling piglet torn from its mama's teat.)

Somehow I can't see Beckham having fun with those in bed. "Ouch, ow FUCK! Ouch!"

Who picks out her wardrobe? The Village People?

I think Hillary Clinton would get more votes if she had a rack like this.

I'll bet you $1.0K that her breath stinks, too. Ketosis and perpetual mouth-breathing would inevitably lend to that outcome.

lets hope beckham doesn't confuse them for soccer balls when his alzheimers gets worse

... Her feet and crotch reek, too.

I love the outfit, wish i had breasts like that. I'd let her do me with a strap-on. Yummy.

#2....ahem...
#24...do you enjoy vomit in the morning?
#33...she would hurt you

Ok, so, so far this morning I've had to go from one extreme to the next-fat cow, skinny pig. Where is the in-between???

FUCK MONDAYS

#34....I know she would hurt me, but I can't help it, I love it.

I bet she likes it in the pooper!!!!

She is so sketetal that even her nipples have bones that stick out.

Actually, teetee, I believe she has gained weight. Look at those gelatinous thighs.

FRIST - Britney is next!!!

Ruby - I disagree

... Mmmmm. All the better to wrap around Akon's neck as they do the nasty puppet dance.

If she had nonzero bodyfat they might have had a chance at looking real, but as it is they're like a couple marbles hotglued to a posicle stick, and where's the fun in that?

she always looks like a train conductor

a train conducter with oranges stuffed under her chest...

At least the doctor centered the nipples right... Those are the first pictures of her implants I have seen that I actually like...

Oh, nice hat... "It's fun to stay at the YMCA..."

Hey Jimbo, schack, fishstick....say it with me....MONDAYS SUCK ASS!!!

Schack-I know, huh? Choo choo!!!!!

I have WAYYYY cuter hats than her!!! they look better on me too..heehee.
She needs one that covers her pignose. Like one of those funeral hats with the face veil.

FRIST - Did you see the next post?? It is Britney.

MONDAYS SUCKKKKKKK

Looks tasty.

I'd rather nail the fat black lady walking behind her. She looks like she'd be able to cook you a meal after sex. I'm not sure Dogface Beckham has ever actually SEEN a meal.

#16 Binky - LOL - others are copying your funny remarks. Janet Jackson is so jealous of PigSpice right now. Oh wait! No, Janet likes to pretend she was helpless against the nipple slip....nevermind.

She looks a lot like...well, a fag.

#27 that would be funny HA. I think I'll pull that on Wally.

Jimbo, how would you know that the foreplay was successful? Those nipples are like two stale gumdrops with all of the sugar sucked off.

Katydids, crickets, mantises, and the like mostly come out at night.

Mostly.

@ #30 - Ketosis indeed! That does add to the essence of halitosis, as must the up-chucking and lack of probacterium. And therefore, her feet must smell too. Its very logical.

She should walk around with that black bar attached to her breast with nipples like that.

That Hat belongs on the outfit Brit Brit is wearing in the pictures above this story.

She's awesome. I love that scene in Blade Runner when Harrison Ford shoots her android ass and she goes flying through as those plate glass windows.

"Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance."

Why is this pig faced plastic turd, even on this site?? She looks like a homosexual man, but not as good.

Her boobs look like they're made from hard plastic, like those belonging to a Barbie doll or something. Actually her whole body doesn't look real.

o.o those nipples look so fake.

Young ladies, herein lies a cautionary tale against cosmetic surgery in general.

I'll be over in the corner, having my eyes burned from my skull...

It's official - she's a Femme-bot. She's gonna shoot something out of her jumblies. Take THAT, airport security!

(no Robbie Williams reference intended, although perhaps it should've been)

#59 - Love it! And not just because it's also a Mike Meyers reference...

Her outfit totally rules. That's the best fan costume EVER of my favorite comic book character, "Ass Rider: The Gayest Biker in the World."

seriously... Ive seen more nipples in a Vagisil commercial. NSFW? not by an incredibly long shit.

or unless you live in Provo.

Why does she keep dressing like a limo driver?

If we r gonna talk about the tit, then we should be able to see it..stupid shit.

Animal Farm... I can't stop thinking about Animal Farm...

#70 that's right---U know U can't...

It's a book, idiot. A book about pigs. If you could read or formulate coherent sentences, you might know that.

so thin, so scary

Fuck yeah, VB. Keep doin' your thing baby girl. I love ya. Thanks for the shot at Saddleranch last Thursday at 9:54 p.m.

I'll take hard nipples any day over Brittney's fake HO=down at the House Of Bluez last nite...5 old songs in 14 minutes..LOVE THE COMEBACK,,DAMN GIRL..IS THAT THE BEST U CAN DO? YEA!! Y R SO OVER..THANK GOD...

I have never seen her without a nipple view. She is a fucking wife of handsome DB