Apr 27 2007Tobey Maguire is an asshole

I hate minor celebs that think they bigger than they actually are.

Holy asshats, Spiderman!

Did you see how Tobey is travelling with a huge entourage while promoting this film. He is so full of himself. He was nothing before he was Spiderman and he'll be nothing afterwards. Get over yourself!

I was just thinking about this twatburglar today. What sort of man older than 3 goes by 'Tobey'? That was the name of our kindergarten's class gerbil.

I hate celebrites so much I must come to this site very day :-)

Yeah, well, if I had my arm around a person as they were walking away from me, and sticking my camera around and into their face, I'd fully expect more than it simply being slapped out of the way. Dude got off easy.

lol. what an idiot!! he isnt even that famous, he should be honored someone would want to photograph his ugly face!

Two words for ya' Tobey - baked beans!!

I gotta agree with #4.

I'm no big fan of Tobey-kins or of celeb asshats in general, but if some dude comes up from behind you and invades your space like that, you have every right to smack him the fuck away. Word to the wise: don't ever come up behind someone like that, unless of course you WANT to get smacked.

I have to agree with #4. It's part of a celeb's job to permit people to take pictures, but not by sticking a camera right in your face while attempting a walking dry hump. If it were me, I'd make sure my fingernails were razor-sharp, act very patient and polite, and while Dufus focused the camera I'd slice out his vas deferens and show it to him (in the same camera shot).

I'd be angry all the time too if my wife was as ugly as his, yeesh!!

i have to agree with everyone else on this one. that guy deserved to have that camera smacked out of his hand.

I'm no fan of Tobey's acting skills, but if some random guy comes up from behind you without warning, puts his arm around you, and puts a camera 6 inches in front of your face, you have every right to smack the everloving crap out of them.

Props to Tobey for acting like any man would. Stop being such hypocrites.

A comment bc I cannot email the avatar. I am just wondering why when Beyonce made the cover of SI, you made a comment about it just being reserved for supermodels.( I agree). But now Drew Barrymore is People's most beautiful, y no dices nada! Drew's is cute enough but last year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the cover!

I think the French translation for 'Tobey' is douchebag. Yep, it's douchebag.

Once Tobey's finished promoting his movie he'll go back to his diet of Rocky Road ice cream and powdered donuts dipped in chocolate. You can fool me TObey, you're a SECRET FATTY!

Don't get me wrong, some porn stars are better actors than Tobey, but if some random guy comes up from behind you without warning, puts his arm around you, and puts a camera 6 inches in front of your face, you have every right to smack the everloving crap out of them.

Props to Tobey for acting like any man would. Stop being such hypocrites.

Was that Stewie Griffen laughing at the end of that video? What the hell was he doing there?

what do you want him to do? be so submissive to fans that he lets them bend him over and buttfuck him while holding their videocam out to the side? then we'd call him a closeted fag. he definitely did the right thing here.

of course we'll still call him a closeted fag.

@14....you forgot to add the Big Gulp sized buckets of Night Train he washes them down with.

The man, really, likes his liquor.

Is anyone surprized that Tobey is an asshole?. He just looks like one of these little pussys that big and bad as long as he has his 6'8" body gaurd standing next to him

...and what's with the hair? Good God!

He smacks like a girl! "Get aWAY, you..you ideeeeeot!:
lol@6

And yeah, running ballet style, hand extended to take a picture with some dude from the movies just screams heterosexual.

Take it to the club homo.

I know how he feels. I always get sooooo cranky when I have to be in Paris. The drab scenery, the lack of things to do, and the food is so lousy!

@22 I am just waiting for the video of Tobey taking it up the ass with his assless Spiderman costume on.

To be fair, all you haters that say he's not famous are a bit incorrect. Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were some of the highest grossing films of all time.

Also, he's probably a bit stressed seeing as he's been going to a new premiere in a new country every single day this week.

Cut the gross nerd some slack ;D

@18-

I'm on the nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the nightrain
I love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
I can never get enough
I'm on the nightrain
Never to return

@25, let me present something to you, Mark Hammill has starred in three of the highest grossing films of all time.

Is he a household name?

Nice F.S., I feel like getting on the train right now.

@27 - don't keep me in suspense: who is Mark Hammill and what were the 3 movies??

Also agree with #4. It's almost like the lay-on-the-sidewalk-get-an-underwear-photo cheat. And I didn't hear Tobey swear...
Justified.

...a forceful and commanding snarl, providing a striking contrast to his demure side-parted chestnut locks...

Woody, Mr. Hammill was also known as Luke Skywalker. You see what I mean? Box office fame doesn't mean shit, unless you've got charisma. See Will Smith, ZERO discernible talent but a little catchphrasing and some blockbusters and VOILA!

Tobey ain't no Will Smith

Give me a break, it's Paris. He was just trying to fit in with the 3 million other rude assholes.

Tobey couldn't have read all the scripts !

Director : CUT CUT CUT ! It's "friendly, neighborhood, Spiderman" ! Get with the program ! We're going to have to do a reshoot !

Say what you want but I like Tobey. He makes a good awkward nerd as Peter Parker in the Spider-Man sequels. He also did a good job in "Cider House Rules". As far as actors go, I dislike so many other celebs far more than Tobey.

If you haters had these dick wad paps in your face 24/7 taunting you, and calling you names constrantly, I would love to see how you handle it.

Yeah, yeah, I know they are in the public eye and should except it. But time and time again the Paps go too far. Everyone here knows it.

@34...we've gone very easy on the lad, you're apparently not familiar with what we do here.

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I think Tobey is an ugly, untalented douchebag, but I can't blame him for swatting the guy away. You gotta feel bad for the sad little tool taking his picture, though. He probably spent like $80 on that little camera and now it's busted.

It is pretty funny how faggoty Toby is - I mean, what man SWATS another man while cussing under his breath? Any normal guy would push the dude away or punch him between the eyes. Tobey Maguire is a homo.

@#35 I am pissing my pants. Should have worn my diapers today.
As if I am leaving this site that easily. Nice try though!

BTW Have a greeeeat weekend Barbado!!!!!

Hey Richard how about:

....gentle yet robust features, with a pleasing almost feminine jawline that blends nicely to his well proportioned face, there is a nice symmetry to whole affair. A very handsome man...

Okay, and the reason we know that that guy was a "fan", and not a paparazzo, is because..........?

Seriously, you guys crack me up. From calling a guy an "asshole" simply because he didn't like some total stranger coming up to him and invading his personal space by touching him and trying to take a photo of himself with the guy without so much as even saying hello or asking pemission, to saying that he's "ugly", "not that famous" (yeah, that whole "Spider-Man" franchise is really a series of small, independent, art house films), to criticizing his name--as if he had some measure of control over what his parents named him, or should somehow be obligated to change in order to appeal to a bunch of irrational strangers, you guys could keep an asylum of doctors busy for years trying to come up with all the different disorders you have, some no doubt that have yet to be named.

Keep it up. It's hilarious.

I woulda called the Sand Man on his ass.

The fan trying to take the picture was French after all, can we really blame Tobey for getting annoyed. Next time aim for his face not the camera Tobey.

He was the worst choice for Peter Parker, and this event is partly why.

The screenplays' dialogue and energy suck already, but Maguire can't convey anything even resembling a "sense of humor", and as a result, the sense of fun and energy of the character is entirely missing onscreen.

At the same time, I can't even begin to take him seriously. If you watch his face when he's running or lifting something heavy, his eyes suddenly become perfect circles, and his nose sticks out and hooks down like a beak, and his cheeks pull back. He looks like a fucking chicken-face, and I just can't take it, it cracks me up.

Same when he tries to cry, like the scene the scene in the first movie when he's kneeling over Cliff Robertson's inanimate husk, and he starts blubbering and he looks just like a baby. It even looks like he starts to drool a little bit.

As a result of all this, my friends and I refer to these movies as Baby-Man/Chicken-Man 1, 2 and 3.

@37, then don't leave. It was merely a suggestion, with all due to respect.

:)

@43 Fuckem if they can't take a joke.

@43 Thanks Slim. I can't leave. The other sites make me gag, especially the one with Smurf Crotch. Bitch needs to be put to sleep. ;-)

Barbado you are a bad influence. Now you've got me doing it.

Richard: "he has a certain je nais ce quoi with the displeasure curving sensuously across his creased brow. Overall, a heady bouquet of restraint applied against violent tendencies.....

Woodhorse: Star Wars. And, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for any Kevin Smith fans out there. You must be under the age of 18.
I know you all answered this, but whatever. I'm late.
And Tobey Macguire has to be gay, with that wretched twat of a wife he has. He tells her he's off to make movies, but he's really off to make love to the glory hole in the nearest rest area. Spiderman is only worth watching for the villains.

...in his Spiderman movies, he propels his lithe body effortlessly, while he shoots his webs with explosive power...oh, to be the facade of one of those lucky buildings, covered in his gooey webbing after he scrambles up, legs akimbo...

whoops.

Gotta say Richard sure left his mark...I'm sure he and his strong, yet, gentle and well proportioned boyfriend... are having a good laugh. A very attractive couple.

Maybe he's been watching his own movies too much. He knocks a camera out of the wrong person's hand and he'll find out that he doesn't really have "Spidey strength".

that little camera prolly was bought off a rack. and yeah i can't blame the guy for smacking it either. still, a poor reaction. guess those spidey senses weren't working.

Richard in '08!

So if I was to get into an argument with Tobey/Spiderman, and I kick the ever-lovin-shit out of him.... Does that make me a villain?
I get to be in a comic book for that?

#53,

No, because that would mean that Tobey is conversely a hero, and heroes don't smack cameras out of French fools' hands.

who was that laughing hysterically at the end of the video?

# 3 My first stepdad's name was Toby, so there ya go. He was kind of childish though-hey JUST LKE THIS GUY!!
I can't believe he freaking DID that!!! That was just pain mean. I will never do him now NEVER!!!!
And it's his loss, because I'm fantastic
What a jerk.

Ok, after reading your comments I went ahead and watched it again, and I guess he was kind of invasive, still doesn't give Tobey the right to break the guy's camera though. I still won't do him. Well....maybe I will.

French photog guy got owned by a guy named Toby? It amounted to nothing more than a bitch slap between fags. An American probably would've come back and punched a hole in the back of Toby's head.

HAHA,I just saw an interview where he was all high and mighty saying that he tries to be humble and respectful because he doesn't want to bring negativity into his daughters life. Are all celebrities pathetic ridiculous HYPOCRITES?

Tobey is butt-ug and I never thought he deserved to play Spiderman, even though comics are gay and spiders are gross he's still not worthy.
However on the plus side his wifey baby mama is good an ugly and he dated the vile Dunst, so the only thing I like about Mr. Maguire is that he knows how to stay in his own league which is more than I can say for James Blunt, Leonardo Dicaprio and Fergie (to name a few on the endless naughty list of ugos who insist on dating people who are way better looking than they are).

So I give him an F- (minus) as a celebrity score. Paris Hilton gets a Z-(minus) or a negative infinity on a scale of 1 to 10, so an F- is not bad, bearing in mind EVERY celebrity gets a shit score because they are a celebrity which makes them ALL worthless, losers (every last one of them).

Tobey was well within his rights to do what he did. The guy is lucky it was Tobey and not me. A guy got that close to me and did that crap, I'd turn around and beat the pulp out of him and THEN break his camera too!

Nah the guy shoving the camera in his face is the ASSHOLE!

Spider-Man may have actually been good if it had been cast properly. Tobey and Dunst are hideous.

Tobey was lucky he didn't do that to someone like me. He'd have his own star on the sidewalk and he'd be embedded in it.

If I looked like Tobey McGuire I wouldn't like being photographed either. Get it? I'm implying that Tobey McGuire is ugly.

Camera boy's an ass-clown, he deserved to get clocked. Nice going Tobey!

Fuckin' A, #13, 'Tobey' does in fact translate to 'douchebag'. He has the face of a pale, backwoods possum. Who the hell'd wanna photograph that?

LOL! 4DPants, that was great! I see you too know the Shaolin style of Sarchasm.

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23. Posted by 4DPants on April 27, 2007 2:04 PM

I know how he feels. I always get sooooo cranky when I have to be in Paris. The drab scenery, the lack of things to do, and the food is so lousy!

#47 No! I grew up on Star Wars. Barbado was right. I just forgot Mark Hammill. That's really odd. Barbado is so Hollywood savvy... I forgot the name of the psychopath that trashed the site and Fish threw him off (twice) who reminds me of Liverpool FC but we all know charismatic Richard (fabulous)....

I agree that the fan had it coming, but he didn't need to smack it out of his hands. He could've just shoved it away? Or maybe I'm just too nice.

Wow. there are a lot of really insightful, interesting comments here. Oh wait. I was thinking of something else.

he's so not cool, man.

All of the cool guys go to www.tooawesome.com

Keep it real Kip

He's a big celebrity so people need to stop saying that he's not... how many celeb's make 10+ mill a pic? OK, not a lot so he's big.

But he's still a dick. Although, after looking at that dork trying to film himself with Toby, I can't really blame him... I woulda punched the fag in the face instead of just slapping his camera.

Being a celebrity must become really annoying at some point... unless your name is Britney, Paris, or you are a complete attention whore named Lindsay. Otherwise, it's gotta suck.

Wow, I feel really embarrassed for that guy.

Yeah, if anyone on the street rolled up to me like that with a camera, I think my first instinct might be just to swat at it and make it stop with punches.
Doesn't make Tobey Maguire any less of a wang wrangler, though.

Seriously. A camera in his face? That's just rude.

I love how people will come on here and defend Maguire over pulling some stupid shit like this but Alec Baldwin is considered king asshole for losing his temper with his bratty kid. I met Alec Baldwin and he was extremely nice to me. I cannot imagine him doing anything like this to a fan. This is why I hate young Hollywood.

It sounded like he said "Don't touch me dude"

Like #57 I too went back and watched the video again after you all said "fair enough", but you know, I'm not convinced. Part of earning all those megabucks for those "highest grossing movies" means fans are gonna wanna take your picture and stuff.

And besides, Toby is on a promotional tour - that means, do interviews, promote the movie, sign autographs, pose for photos. It would have taken him far less effort to just pose for the damn photo. Yep, he's a douchebag.
PS #39 - lighten up!

urhhmmm. it is nice to see Tobey express himself in such a way. i figured that theres a fire in that boys eyes. I could see it in his face in "WONDER BOYS". in a way its best when they fight back like that. it makes you work for the thrill. and deep down some hidden part of me would like to see Tobeys fiery eyes looking at me from inside my bamboo cage out back.
urhhmmm.

of course if i were that pretty boi with the smashed camera i would have gotten to know Tobeys routine, made a study of his day2day habits.

after that its not much work to meet little Spiderboi all alone in the dark, maybe keep tabs on him from underneth the shadows in a shady discotheque. introduce him to mr pleasure.
urhhmmm. not much work at all.

If you look on TMZ, Angelina Jolie had a fan ask to sign his baseball or something, and she did it. Sure the guy didn't ask to take the picture, but you don't just slap it out of his hand. Anybody can be more polite than Tobey was, I don't care how often you deal with stuff like that. It comes with being a celebrity and making millions of dollars for doing not much.

Some dude shouldnt just walk next to you and try to take a photo that makes it look like you are buds because you are standing together, when he didn't even ask, I'd smack it down too if I was in a pissed mood and had bodyguards.

Yeah, you can hear him say "don't touch me, dude" just before the smackdown.

Regardless of the fact that the invasion of his personal space must be immensely irritating, how is Tobey supposed to know that the guy is only putting a camera in his face. With dozens of people in his face all the time, he was perfectly justified in doing what he did. Why should he take a chance?

Anyway, this kind of thing happens all the time, it's just usually the celebrity's bodyguard who does it for them.

OHMYGOD! I seriously hope green goblin killes him!!

good, Woodhorse. Glad to see you aren't the next assmunch. Tha title belongs to Danyell.
Forgive me, drunk.

sorry...but i cant restrain myself any longer.

WHATS WITH THE KIRSTEN DUNST HATRED??! i LIKE the fact that she's not another bright orange vagina flashing retard with perfect teeth! its REFRESHING. she's PRETTY.

GOD.

i don't hear him say 'dont touch me dude'? after he knocks out the camera with a sissy girl swipe all i can hear is a kinda 'yeow'... he's catwomen stuck in spiderman's body xx

He says it just before he hits the camera

The real ASSHOLE is the guy who wrote this piece of shit non-story and called Tobey Maguire ans asshole! The only think wrong with what Tobey did was that he didn't bust that goofy DICKWAD in the face! If some cocksucking looking prick came up to me and did something so annoying and disrespectful I would have smashed that camera and snapped his neck!

Fuck all you pricks who actually have the nerve to dump on Tobey for what he did. Suck on it you fucken morons!

I completely understand Tobey's reaction here -- this is an invasion of personal space. Dude deserved to have more than his camera slapped.

Spiderman beats up some photographer in the new movie, maybe he just got caught up in his role.
Seriously though, the annoyed expression on his face cracks me up.

I like #88's post.....Tobey...what a freakboy.....

#88 Avril Lavigne!! You should have the nerve to sign your own name now that you are a celebrity (just not as famous as BritBrit).

Maybe we could train celebrities to do stuff to make you love them most not hate them. Ah who are you kiding - Tobey is laughing all the way to the bank with the millions you pigs are just about to give him for Spidey. Realy hate him? Don't go see it. Yeah you have that much conviction.

@88, you're wearing Spiderman underoos aren't ya?

Yeah, he says it with that boyish voice of his. It's not very loud but you can actually hear it if you pay attention.

I wonder who is laughing at the end! LOL

Jeez #88, relax fuck. Who he hell are you? His playing doll??? Chill out.He thinks he's all that and smacks the cam of a dude. There's nothing good and normal in this shit!
You're a retard.

Lord so many people on this site need to learn how to chill the fuck out! i'd be startled to begin with aswell but after seeing it's jus some skinny french guy id take the damn photo... jeez!the laughing at the end is funny tho xx

He needs to take a damn midol. What a fucken cuntrag. That was just uncalled for. The man didn't touch him, and he made the physical contact - hitting the man. In America thats assault, but it's France so who knows. I don't know where these celeb-freaks get off thinking it's cool to throw shit at people and hit them because they are simply annoyed. If he doesn't like it maybe he should not be a MOVIE STAR?!?!?!?!? Why is it every celebrity wants fame, fortune, adoration, and privacy, AND expect to there not to be any sacrifice for it. They want it all, and the right to hit people who invade their "privacy" in public.

#97 - Wouldn't you be used to photographers popping out randomly sometimes as a celebrity living in LA? Just a thought. Annoyed - yes, startled - no.

I've had bums do way worse to me walking in downtown SF on a regular basis and I don't hit them! I watched the video a couple times and it seems he should have pushed past him, ignored it, or got better security if he's such a friggin shrimp he can't even walk down the street by himself. He could never survive in the city by himself, what a friggin pussy - this would not have happened to Christian Bale. Tobey is the most pathetic action hero ever, only after Ben Affleck in Daredevil. Also he looked stoned all through Spiderman 2.

Give the guy a fucken break!

@ 67 woodhorse: wasn't that RocknRoll Takeover that went mental and got kicked off the site twice? threatening to call jrz's employer and shit?

At least he didn't shoot up Virginia Tech.

Looked like he turned his face into the camera and it hit him, i'd be pissed too.

I have to agree with 98. TMLTC.

#94 LMAO

#100 could be (didn't read that one) but I was talking about WISEMAN aka TheLegends68 who was the same person and truly nasty sick hating and Fish kicked him off twice, once under each name and Liverpool FC has the same flavor, albeit blander, as the above mentioned psycho....

isn't that the kind of picture a girl takes with a dude when she trusts him after the first night they make out?
guess T.M. might takes pics like that with guys just not strangers off the street

speakingofwhich, is it "verified" he's a CH? what are the sources or is it just the-obvious, like his manner

reading the article i agreed that he must've been an asshole, then watching the vid i think breaking the guy's camera is the least of what he could/should have done

T.Maguire is a minor celeb just like that X action-guy, millions in box-office is one thing, a real following and talent is something else - R.DeNiro was a MAJOR celeb after the 70's and he prob had $15000 total in the bank (he's sold-out since, who can blame him)

can't say he's the worst movie action-hero ever haven't seen DD yet but at best he's 2nd - PParker was not such a nerd-loser after his strength-boost in the comics his comments fighting even while doubting himself was unique T.M. simply can't portray that doesn't have the skills

#15 agree
#59 agree
#27 i thought he was a pro ice skater or something?
#31 agree
#42 agree & lol at "inanimate husk"

any real celeb would have politely taken the camera, seeming to want to take the picture for the guy, then started repeatedly punching the dude in the face and taking a new picture each time to chart the progress of blood over the asswipe's face
but after all it was only T.Maguire

#85 have to kind of sort of agree a little, pasty-white is okay she has a cuteness the teeth are definitely mangled and rough but she's kindofalright NGHAS but dated a chick once who wore those solid gold vampire fangs to parties kind of freaked me out at first but it got cool sometimes ifyouknowwhatimean

fucking weekend work SUCKS SHIT if you'll let me fucking state the obvious just another hour of this SHIT FUCK

id mebbe liketa show im that bucket of deer blood i keep around for special occasions. than Spiderboi can be baptized properlike roflmao.

What an ugly little bitchboy. Why did this pick this moron to play Spiderman? He smacks like a little girl. WOW! Follow him and expose him for the homo he is. I know he secretly sucks a mean one. Keep following him and find his homosexual lover!

Plain and simple, the kid should have asked for a picture instead of trying to shove his camera in Tobey's face. He's lucky those bodyguards didn't knock him out for getting that close. I know I wouldn't like it if somebody shoved a camera in my face trying to take my picture without permission.

Who really cares if Tobey Maguire is gay?

I agree with #108. The story reads like Toby just walked up to someone and knocked his camera out of his hand.
This turd "fan" ran up next to Toby and was like, being a real idiot, trying to get a picture with Toby, shoving the camera at Toby and stuff. I think he invaded Toby's space in a big way. There are limits. This fan was acting like Toby actually had to stand there and get this posed shot. I think Toby did what any normal thinking person would do: knock the camera out of the guy's hand so he gets away from you. Yeah, this idiot is lucky the body guards didn't get rough. They had every right to.

I would've punched that loser in the face myself. What kind of a "no-life" nerd needs to have his picture taken with Tobey? And I hate being touched by total strangers for no fucking reason.

Oh BS the guy was walking side by side not from behind and the faggy Tobey saw the camera he is a jackass. He coulda smiled and kept on walking. Lil fag thinks hes god cuz he landed one large role in a movie. He's to gay to get other roles when this is over, so is he.

You know I think this might have been a team effort. Like when one person distracts a guy and the other steals his wallet. How conveniant that it was caught on tape. It looks to me like this guys plan was to get in Tobey's face provoke him and get him to react and then get the pictures and tape of him behaving badly. I really think the paparazzo are pretty schemey.

But celebs deserve every bit of it. The Pap is KARMA for being greedy assholes living in mansions making millions while the world is going to shit and so many have so little.

In this situation both guys were acting like lame little douchy bitches. I find life is so much easier when you just hate and mock everyone, don't take sides, just hate 'em all. They're both sissy little turds.

Tobey is taking the role of moody, emo and petulant Spiderman even to his personal life. OR HE REALLY *IS* SPIDERMAN!

I do the same thing everytime someone tries to take a picture with me. What's the issue?

My boyfriend figured it out!
Tobey has just never had a fan before, and he didn't know how to react.
Cut him some slack.

How much better looking is that fan than Toby Maguire? i know who i'd rather see in a spiderman suit... that bodyguard xx

I agree with almost everyone on here that

A) Toby was ok in smacking that turds little camera...

B) that Toby is a fucking asshole just for using the name Toby

It does remind me a bit on 'Will and Grace' the way he knocks away the camera...I would probably throw my fist in the face of the photographer.Which could have the same impact on his face as the meteor which hit the earth and killed all the dinosaurs long ago.Is this the proof that i'm really the last straight guy left on this planet??

Or is this the proof that i'm really one of the last ones of an high developed ancient race from Atlantis??

No you are not the last straight guy: all of my brothers are straight even if all of my nephews are not. That means you're from Atlantis. Took you long enough to admit it.

119,120)I know you better and to be modest i think you're both.Thanks for you 30% raise!Sincerely,your assistant.

@111 and i'm guessing that doesnt happen very much to you!! The poster on top of me should check out the link @115 xx

Tobey is not an asshole, I wouldn't want that camera queer in my face either. But if I were Tobey I wouldnt give a sissy bitch slap.

Yeah, minor celeb or not, people with cameras in my face would cause me to go aggro, too. And to honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!, I love it, I had a cat named Tobey and I agree that that name should be reserved for animals and humans no older than say 6. :)

120: Kudos on the reference. Stargate FTW.

I don't blame him. That would be annoying as f-ck. And I'm almost as famous as Toby.

@127 I know exactly what you mean.

Toby should have smacked the guy in the nuts, then everyone could have went home with a funny story. The french guy could probably have won $10,000 from America's Funniest Home Videos as a bonus.

A punch in the nuts is always worth a few replays.

123 - No editing! We love Lowlands just like he is! He can point and counterpoint all on his own. Not many people can do that. It could even be dangerous. Do not edit Lowlands - or else!

Was there editing?!?!?! Explain yourself immediately Horse!

seriously did you really need a headline that told us this piece of information. Like we didn't already know.

#88 sounds like Toby's colon inspector. You're a fag in a big kinda way ain't ya boy?

Tobey doesn't mean "douchebag" in french, it doesn't mean nothing actually.

The guy with the camera is so rude, but Tobey had quite a violent gesture... Not sure about who's fault it is, both maybe.

Woodhorse has joined chicken and DrPlowShit in their gay reunion,,,happy dick-ing!!

the Camera Guy was trying to get a group pic without asking. how would you like it if some random fool off the street did that to you?

more than that camera would be on the ground.

#131 Just who said #135 could watch? That wasn't in the contract, Slim!

U wish..some bitch, called .. sillness is trashing dirtchicken, wedgeone, babidildoslim, and me on the EVE site..what a jealous whore....

I wish I could take a long vacation like the Fish!

It's not even "Toby".

It's "TobEy".

I've said enough.

@135 -- Quit looking for attention, sir. No one cares about your insipid rantings anymore. You became irrelevat about five minutes after your first post. Shouldn't you be in AOL teen chat rooms pretending you're not a 49 year old dude? Time's a wastin'... they're headed to school now...

#141---your just angry...mygoodsir...coz everyone knows your girlass is gay...so your out of your closet,about time,bitch...need my bra, probably would fit your big gay fat tits!!!

@142 -- (crickets)

QUESTION: Is everyone in here a 49 yr. old gay DUDE? yea,right,,your so F'n stupid.

#143 tagot bitch

What gets me, Dr.P, is where the fuck does kellie with an "i" get the money for an internet connection? Oooh ya! She pimps her little sister out on Myspace.

Ruby, despite the fact that we can all be pretty fucking crass here, I must admit, that was one of the more disturbing things I had seen posted on the Fish here in sometime. "Oh I'm a virgin, but I have over 300 boob shots of my younger sister..." Really fucking classless. If he is an 18 yr old girl, he absolutely blows his teachers for C's. No 18 yr old can give an A+ bj... sorry ladies...

#147--yea..u should know all about A+ BJ's..I'm sure of that...by the way,,shouldn't u be working,assole?
My younger sister is not in those pics and its not the whole boob, asshole. U must wish U could view them,since that's all the shit u talk.
#146- don't talk about my sister, bitch, at least her name isn't RuffusRottonRuby.
With a name like that, u must be ONE UGLY BITCH......Of course U R, your friends with PlowShitt..

@148 -- Dude, the Fsh doesn't charge by the letter. Feel free to live a little and (gasp) spell.

I like to type this way...who the F'k died and made U my teacher...Got enough of them here..yea..most of them R purves like U.

Tell your friend #146...I still live at home,,I don't have to afford anything,RuffessassRuby..yea,,I like my new Emachines..Windows Vista...nice being young, too bad,U old bitches forgot how it feels...JEALOUS...

It almost isn't worth the effort to rebut against some lowlife skank like this. But I just can't help myself, ya know?

KelLIE, go play with a razorblade, bitch.

He smacked that camera out of the guys hand like A-Rod did to Arroyo in the 2004 ALCS: http://www.redsoxdiehard.com/worldseries/games/pics/slappy.jpg

Thing is you guys aren't taking into perspective that he's an ACTOR. You and they can think/say what you want but when your a popular actor or actress you dont have a normal life. Thus when you become an actor or actress and you make ALOT of money and get popular and you sign on to more movies that will keep the fame and money you better fucking expect people like this. So all in all Tobey needs to Cry the fuck more because he has a fan and thats what ya get when you become an actor.

Oh Parker, that symbiote has really brought out the worst in you.

If you had to make out with Kirsten Dunst for the 3rd time you'd probably be slapping people around too. I'd be like "Damn I'm Spiderman, couldn't you get me Jessica Alba or Kate Winslet".

#154 that guy blindsided Toby, got close enough that his balls were rubbing Toby's thigh, and then put a camera roughly 6 inches from his face. Maybe if he had the common sense to walk around to Toby's front side and maybe even say, "Hey can i get your picture" Toby might have reacted a little different.

#157 Think It was a little impossible for him to goto the front seeing as he had about 10 body guards there. notice they didn't do anything to the guy when he got close, he was no threat. Just a fan but Tobey is a fag.

K, first of all who does he think he is? Well, I guess shit happens. Now let me tell you something about Tobey.

Tobey used to live or work or something in Vancouver, Canada... My GOODFRIEND, who will remain nameless... has a BEST GAY FRIEND.. Well this guy used to date this other gay guy who was from Vancouver, who used to date Tobey. If you can't follow what I just said, Tobey used to be a FAG. This is all of course before he was in Spiderman, but when he was starting to get his career in gear. I am no way making this up because, I'm sorry, I don't give two shits about this one-time movie star Tobey Maguire... I am stating this because it just sickens me he has a wife and a kid, when he used to be a fudgepacker... We are trying to convince his ex-lover to come out with it publicly, but he doesn't want to hurt his career. The reason they broke up is because Tobey refused to come out of the closet. this is a TRUE STORY.

Who cares if he's gay and went straight?

No one cares if someone is straight and goes gay, right?

Is Tobey an asshole?

Yes.

The only asshole on these sites would be"ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR" (DRPLOWSHITUPGUYSASS)!!! FEED ME , MY ASS, U SUCK DONKEY DICK...

^^^^ And such is the state of the American educational system folks. That's right, start teaching your kids Chinese or Hindi... with scholars like this, we have no fucking hope.

#l62--your fuckin generation already ruine it for us...we're just gonna finish it the way we want..old people really F'd up America..is there any country who likes up,..maybe England, coz we kiss their assholes.

Naaaaah, you're just a bunch of self absorbed crumbsnatchers with no desire to work, while daddy and mommy spend their fucking retirement funds making sure you can dress like a whore to the fucking mall. I weep for our country.

Obviously none of you have ever worked as a Mascot or at Disneyland character dept.

One moment you're walking along, greeting with people and signing autographs and the next there's a bunch of inconsiderate jerks who charge up to you and throw a camera in your face, or try to grab your ass or something. There's only so long in the day or week that you can continue to be polite about something like that before you hear that Belle and the Beauty threw some guy into the moat around Sleeping Beauty's castle.

#164--start weeping, coz u old bastards r not gonna live forever....we will rule, u will die.. If parents don't want to spend their hard earned cash on their kids,,then they should learn how to control their dickz..guys think they can squirt that shit anywhere...it's the fault of the man.

NICE ASHLEE SIMPSON THAT SPEARS PULLED OFF LAST NITE AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES..5 OLD SONGS L..SHE PRETENDED TO SING...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDn148BDwPc

wow. though we don't know the whole story i'm sure, there are better ways of handling things like that in my opinion, but in the immortal words of brittney spears, you'll never see it his way because you're not him.

What sort of man older than 3 goes by 'Tobey'? Well I suppose he must of have to change his name than by default...lol. He will be nothing after Spider-Man? What kind of backward logic is that... Like him or not, he'll always be cinematic history as the first one known to play Peter Parker/Spider-Man in a live-action film.