Apr 2 2007Tara Reid's bikini almost fits

1st?

Paris' rack looks healthier.

Neo is a dick.

Ahhhh.

Moving on.

Note to Tara Reid:

Plastic Surgery is a bitch.

i've eaten porridge with a finer texture than that stomache

This requires a new word *drumroll*

she looks: crapshitsticular

carry on.

@4.

Somehow compating her tummy to porridge makes me sick to my stomach.

I'll never look at Cream of Wheat the same way again.

It looks like she 'Jimmyed' a bit too much.

"comparing"

9th!

Those look almost as delicious as Paris'.

I bet if I bit into one, it would taste like a Silicone Smoothie.

Yummers!

How could she possibly look in the changing room mirror and say "this bikini looks great on me!!" ?????????????

"...putting her bikini top to the test"

What about the bottom half? Is it me or is there a snatch gremlin peeking out of the side?

that is hideous, i feel sorry for her, to have actually paid to be maimed, that has to be harsh to wake up to every morning

@11. I was just about to say the same thing. Who let her buy that? Can't she see it doesn't fit? I knew she had a pinch of tard in her, but it looks more like a dash.

HELLarious!

How did she manage to find the perfect size bikini top to make her tits look their absolute worst? No mirrors at the gas station mini-Wal-Mart?

I bet she farts.

11 & 14, really, what is up with that? Doesn't she have any friends? Can't she just check her reflection in a puddle somewhere? Anything?

Wooo Hoo more fake boobies. Is that Paris's bikini top?

Man, she used to be cute. Courtney, not so much.

It's a toss up between her and courtney love.

Check out Tara and Courtney's stomach? They must have gone to the same plastic surgeon!! They are both fucked up!!!!

She should hire a body double to do all of her outdoor appearances. That way, she can stay inside and get fat without fear. No one really knows who she is, anyway.

I'm wondering where the hell she's getting money, for like, anything. She doesn't work!!!!

Sweet Baby Jeesus. That just isn't right.

Ha, Slim, thought the same thing....

What's wrong with these chicks? Don't they know they make babies cry every time they expose themselves to the world? barf! barrrrff!

Slim, obviously, she doesn't have any money. She could only afford half the top.

21, my thoughts exactly! And LOL@Cream of Wheat stomach! :-))

I think she's just retaining jizz.

Will someone please offer danielle a job?

@30. Why? Are you hiring? Do you offer more than my current earnings of 11.50/hr?

Wow. This bitch makes Courtney Love look sex-ay. And that is just a scary thought.

I keep scrolling up again and again and it makes me more sad everytime. I just want to push them in there. Just stuff them down a little. WHY Tara, WHY!

#14 Burn in Hell you unethical salespeople!! That top is cutting her right across her nipples but while she is too drugged up to feel it, it is US who have to pay the price later when FISH runs a picture of "what in the hell happened to Tara's nipples" - Bastards.

Not even skinny mirrors could have made her think that looked good.

Talk about ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag...

#31, if you're gonna troll, at least try for some funny. So far you're just pathetic.

4 tits on one chest is not hot.

anybody seen Blades of Glory? John and Will looked a hell of a lot better in their spandex outfits than Tara, pretty much ever. Poor girl.

I personally think that her tits actually fell off that morning and the "bikini top" is actually her jury rigged method of holding them on her body until she can get back to the blind plastic surgeon she uses.

Tara Reid broke into my house, ate all of my cheese and then clogged my toilet with some sort of horrific man-dump...

#40 That was danielle.

BA-ZING!!!!

40, 40. YAY!

laughing all day

Wow, I've never seen cellulite on a stomach before... Courtney and Tara are defying the laws of nature! Ick.

why couldn't she just wear a mini dress and let her nipple slip? even THAT would have been more entertaining than watching her stomach slowly turn into a vagina...or is it an ass already?

Tara is a such a useless peice of shit.
I didn't know C-movie stars were still considered famous.

Why does she have money to go on vacation with anyways? She hasnt been in anything in years.

#45 Cellulite would be an improvement over what she's got. Bad lipo - arrggghhh. She'd have better luck with some fat siphoned in to try and even it out.

#47 im not sure she's C-movie material anymore...more like "life on the Z list"

This is what Blohan will look like in a few years...and just like Tara and Britney, she will still be wearing bikinis and skimpy clothes and never realising how horrible she looks.
Tara probably did have friends with her when she bought that; Tara:Hey guys how does this look on me? Friends: Oh, my god you are so hot in that! I am so jealous! You should wear that all the time! Friends walk away laughing their assees off as Tara struts around on beach clueless that she looks like an assorted collection of small bean bags.

Bludgeoen me to death with your mis-shappen fun bags of love sweet Tara.

then again...she's just another restaurant pig...with blonde hair...and a BAAAAAADDDD tummy job...face job
ok tara reid is pretty much ugly now.

Here's the thing....As gross as CLove is, she had a child. Tara Reid really has no excuse...she has just been over poked, over prodded and peed on. Obviously everyone hates her to let her out of the country- hotel room-house...looking like that without the protection of a bag over her head.
When is everyone going to stop puttng us through the horror of having to look at her. She's really not a celebrity anymore...more like a Tammy Faye Baker type.
Oh the inhumanity of it all....

Fuck that shit is Fergalicious

#53...BEAUTIFUL

throw some d's on it.

#54 and by that you mean disgusting...right?

Well since she's obviously earning her income as part of some sort of freak fetish prostitution ring I'll say it right here and now: I'll give her twenty bucks if she lets me shit on her face.

Ball's in your court Tara, TWENTY and that's american.

If Tara hadn't of fucked up her body she could've been a model.

I mean, they'd have to hide the champagne backstage but...she could've made something of herself. Too bad. Now all she's gonna be known for is being the town drunk.

So sad.

I'm known as the town drunk, and in no way does that offend me. I also pooped in the refridgerator and ate the whole wheel of cheese.

#53 that's TWO "k"s in BAKKER - which she married into - do you really think something human could wear that much eye makeup and be married to Jim??

The WHOLE wheel?

#53 Never had any kids? isn't old? how did this nightmare happen? madonna pretty much fucked anything that moved and her stomach doesn't look like that after 2 kids??? Did Tara use to be a Krispy Creme model? How did this happen? If drugs and alcohol attacked the abdomen, there would have been a public service announcement... the only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that she used a Home Liposuction Kit that you hook up to your car exhaust....

#63 it happened due to a botched tummy tuck or some shit like that. She wanted a six pack and it went horribly wrong. Which is why I stick to losing weight the regular old healthy way, sticking my fingers down my throat.

Tara's boobs looking like escapees is all we get today? Please, work on good stories, such as:

1.) Harrison Ford shows his dick behind the scenes during the filming of Star Wars

B.) Mark Walburg releases sex tape

or

7.) Michael Jackson has been dead for 17 years, white imposter caught.

Her stomach looks like a tree trunk. You'd think for getting lipo they could've at least given her a waist.

I mean christ...it looks like Tara, Courtney, and Jenna all got thier plastic surgery in the back of a van parked in an alley. How hard could it be to find a decent plastic surgeon!

she looks liike donatella versace but donatella is like 50 smokes a ton and has 2 kids

Definitely seeing extra aureole in this pic. A prime example of putting five punds of shit in a two pound bag. Haggard as all get out.

Too bad that she holds more cottage cheese than Mr. Breakstone. or else we'd be liking this LOTS. Can we replace Tara's face & stomach with Scarlett Johannson's maybe? Where are our Photoshop wizards here?

Cover that stomach up, it looks like the omelet I made for hubby. Has this woman not heard of a tasteful one piece. Normally I don't recomend them for slim young girls because bikini's are fun but, in this case she needs a one piece, preferably halter style to squish those boodies together so the look normal.
Obviously she's not that traumatized by her plastic surgery bride of Frakenstein body because she's showing it off.

Note to plastic surgeons; big breast are not three inches apart. What retard did this to her and had he/she ever seen another real, live woman before or even an undressed barbie doll, something?

Tara Reids bikini bods before and after should have to be posted on every plastic surgery website and plastered up on the wall in every doctor's office, with the heading:THE RISK OF PLASTIC SURGERY.

The loss of being pretty at the hands of medical science is a travesty, like the world needs more ugly people. This shit has got to stop; my eyes are not happy.

You'd have to pretty damn drunk to think ya look good in that!!!
Even I wouldn't put that horrible thing on, and I can DRINK!!! Well, when I get that drunk I usually just get naked altogether...what, like you haven't???

Almost doesn't count when it comes to your clothes fitting

yikes!

Scar Tissue Belly!

I was busy shining my stones until i saw that pic - everything ended up doing the ostrich and now i'm having to pound on my gut trying to get it to drop - thanks tara!

#75 Blind Vice said that if you put on a waiter costume, Tara will jump your bones in the stairwell during a bar mitzvah. BYOB.

she goes from looking awful to ok then awful again

LMAO at all those that saw pics of her a few weeks back and said she looked great and was back. Her walleyed silly cones and mini-golf belly are as bad as ever. Stay away from bikinis Tara, you look horrid in them.

At least Courtney Love is old, what's this bitch's excuse?

he he he, Tara has been down under, advertising for a internet company called DODO, at least now ya know where the surgery bucks came from. Hand her a mirror PLEASE!!

Tara needs to be put down.

I think we've all learned the 'moral' of Tara, Courtney, and Jenna's collective stories: ...don't suck your stomach whilst simulatneously getting a boob job. You will look like a rough tree trunk that has developped a pair of bulbuous bark infections.

Oh My God she is fucking Bursting outta that thing! Ha, this pic made my night. What an idiot!

She is an idiot to see that this just doesn't fit. I think she's one of those size label freaks - "I'm a size 2, this is a size 2 - I can't wear a 4!" (Even tho a size 6 fits those blobby boobs better...)

I thought she got her huge implants removed and replaced. Is this an old picture?

If this is a recent picture than she should be sued by People magazine for claiming that her botched plastic surgery had been fixed. Her stomache looks like a science class report on Tumors

So now we know why Jenna has been keeping those producers of How to Make Love Like A Porn Star waiting- she's waiting for her plastic surgeon to return with her vagina which he accidentally grafted around Tara's navel. But Tara won't give it back cos this is the best her stomach's ever looked.

I would so hit that !! Yeah, so would you !

87-Yeah, with a 21 inch steel billy club I would:) Or maybe a "pretty stick".

This woman is a stupid drunken cow. Her ass looks even worse than her belly. It's all saggy and creased and everything.

I can forgive the sag (and even a sprinkling of pimples), but creases?

Never.

i like taras face.... no mor. and voice.... its so clever and sexy

I would still hit that repeatedly. As ugly as she is now, she would probably allow backdoor action.