Apr 24 2007Shanna Moakler posts Paris and Lindsay's info

i hate paris.

People suck. These three losers need to get over themselves. I'm so annoyed today.

Nothing says classy like black socks and striped stretchy pants...

Come on Superficial. This news has been out since Saturday.

She is the reason the terrorists hate our freedom. I want to bite off that parakeets head, then shove the bloody torso deep inside her strangled vagina.

Anything that ruins Paris' night makes me just a little bit happier.

fascinating. Hey, my stapler is black.

Where do we go from here? Seriously folks, where do we go from here?

In pic #1, is that a belly bump? Did she always look like that? Maybe it's just her terrible posture making her belly stick out.

Yeah, because her personal info isn't scribbled on every bathroom stall in the US as it is. This is not news. That hooker I tipped with a McGift Certificate this morning, now that's news...

Shanna Moakler is fat.

And later in the day a parakeet's head was found on Moakler's front porch. The drama continues...

I wish the Superficial had a SuperBus so we can run over people like this...

#9 - I think that's k-fed's demon sperm doing it's work. Now that's going to make for some damn good celebrity gossip!

" ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away."

I wasn't aware Lindsay even knew Shanna Moakler until I read this article. If you want to disassociate yourself from somebody perhaps not talking about them on your myspace is the answer.

And since when are band skanks and hangers on considered celebrities? Nobody even cares about Blink 182 anymore but we've got to listen to this ho rant?

What a bunch of cocklicks. I wish I'd known that was their real contact info posted, I would have called them just to tell them that.
"Hello, cocklick? Just wanted you to know that you're a major fucking cocklick. Bye!" click.
Beep beep beep etc.- "Hello, cocklick?" and it would have gone on and on like that until I passed out (from the liquor or the glee, whatever took me out first).

Huh. That's what me and my friends do - we call eachother names like "fungus", and play mind games with eachother and incessantly check our Myspaces to see who's saying what about ourselves and then tell eachother's secrets and whisper about eachother behind eachother's backs, then we all steal eachother's greasey ugly boyfriends and share our chlamydia.
Oh wait, I actually meant we go to our jobs like adults, and work all day and come home to our houses and have drinks with our friends and do our taxes and pay our bills, and laugh at celebrity blogs. Same thing.

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I LOVE PINK TACO.
Current mood: annoyed

There are numerous reasons why i posted my last blog and i stand behind every single one of them. One of those reasons, hackers and whores pretending to be people they arent and harrassing others via phone, text, and myspace. having fun at the expense of others is in poor taste and i just had enough of it. on a seperate note. I have known Harry Morton for over 10 years and i highly respect him. I know for a fact he does NOT have a Myspace account and Nor did he write a blog about me. HE actually has a life and a reputation and i wish him much success in his ventures.

shannaxoxo"

That poor parakeet. It'll eventually become abandoned like the rest of the zoo she owns.

So did anybody else call her?

We're going out tomorrow night.

I think she meant "raging case of the herps" instead of fungus.

Unacocksucker.

Gosh, that poor little budgie looks so resigned to his fate. He's eyeing the skulls and crossbones on her sweat suit, appreciating the cruel irony of it all.
And he didn't have long to wait...Look, in between picture 4 & 5 she's fed Mr. Whistles to that dog.

Paris, step away from the fucking animals!!

"That poor parakeet. It'll eventually become abandoned like the rest of the zoo she owns"

Look at what happened to the last zebra she bought.... it ended up wrapped around her legs.... come to think about it, maybe thats how it died.... ugh :/

Even Paris looks fat in that outfit. She is unrecognizable save for those tell-tale glasses and witch-of-the-west nose.

That brave little parakeet is thinking one thing and one thing only, which is exactly what any one of us would be thinking if we were a parakeet being harassed by Paris Hilton.

"as soon as she takes her sunglasses off I'm going to peck her eyes out, and then while she's is bent over in pain( a common position for her) I will fly over and get the key out of her ass (her favorite spot for hiding things)and then somehow I'll unlock the giant 'Paris Zoo'(prison) gate and free all the animals and then I'll be a HERO!"

God speed little parakeet, god speed.

*she is bent over

Paris couldn't spell her last name if she was looking right at a giant HILTON hotel.

Busted out of prison? More like busted out of a mental ward....

Those stripes ... looking like the carnival scene from the end of BeetleJuice.

I can't believe that I wasn't trolled in this post. Walrus is slipping.

Do people over the age of, say, 20 really have MySpace pages? I thought MySpace was for teenage attention whores and the sexual predators who love them. I didn't think actual adults had MySpace pages. Well, I've just answered my own question. These people are adults in name only. If you got time to update your MySpace page with your mortal enemies' phone numbers and e-mail addresses, you clearly aren't an adult with a job, ie, you're Paris Hilton, Lohan and this other bitch. I wish I had that kind of free time.

Note to Shanna- find life. Use it.

Note to Lind- come home. I'm waiting.

Note to Paris- you missed your bus.

It's a budgie, not a parakeet.

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

*POOF*

PARIS

Is she auditioning for the role as Hamburglar in the next McDonald's commercial?

"I'm Loving AIDS".

FIRE CR@TCH!

i love parakeets.
and paris has an ass-face

Sometimes i feel my vampire instinct coming up...i probably mentioned this already.

Boring bitches as always...this place sucks..

Shouldn't this sea hag be smuggling contraband in her anal cavity for JF... or is that what she plans to do with all that stuff in the last picture?

*I'm starting to see this 'look' out a lot lately, fucking everyday-ass people are walking around with their hoods up and sunglasses on as if they're hiding from the paps. I want to take their pictures and then punch them.

Did she break out of jail?

That stupid urinal, she will never be married. She is such an empty shell. I don't care what anyone thinks of me. She LIVES to impress the rest of us! What a life she has to endure. I guess all the doe makes it her pittyful exuce for a life a little more bearable. I forsee her comming down with a deadly disease and finally ridding us of her wonka eye, disease ridden self. Oh ya, she just lays there while getting banged. Just checked out "one night in Herpyville paris" What a JOKE! Add porn star wannabe to her list of credentials. and please don't bother to correct my spelling. I'm not a people pleaser like that dumb, wonka eye, penis shaped nose dumb bimbo.

she should not be allowed near animals

That roach should stay away from horizontal stripes from now on. Look at her dumper on the second to the last pic.

Call PETA. She bought the poor bird to use like they did in the old mines. When the air was bad the bird croaked ... and they knew it was time to get the fuck out. Paris will be using that poor creature in her bedroom to measure her twat-stink. When the bird croaks she knows it's time to wash that nasty thing.

The REAL question is : What the fuck is that hag doing in a bookstore ? Trying to find out a home remedy for herpes ?

why is she even allowed to go into petstores still? they need to put a wanted sign of her face up.