Apr 25 2007Scarlett Johansson eats it

Man, she hasn't gone done that fast since our first date! LOL

The cowl, the cowl, why the fucking cowl?

Take the friggin' jacket off of your head and maybe you'd see that last step Scarlett!

Watch out for that last step, its a lou lou.

Watch for falling coatheads!

there's hardly anyone there... who's she running/hiding from?

What the fuck. Like we don't know what she looks like.

Finally! I've been waiting for the day she gets humbled.

Andy Samberg gave her some gum on her way out. Wiseass.

Are you sure that's even her?

From the looks of those sausage gams, I'm convinced it's Britney.

I guess she's trying to hide her face so that the paparazzi don't get an interesting photo of her. How's that plan working out, Scarlett?

Yeah, like that's really her.

The laws of physics don't apply to attractive famous people.

Must be some ugly, nobody decoy.

fancy footwork! better steps than Heather Mills!

I think she suddenly recognized somebody she met online.

The car's fifteen fucking feet away! Instead of looking like a normal human being just walking to their car, now she look's like a stupid bitch. Unless she's hiding something really crazy, like a vagina smack dab in the middle of her forehead, what an unnecessary thing to do.

hah

That was pretty great... what was also great were her boobs during the opening bit on a hi-def tv.

"I know I'm on every fucking magazine cover in the world, but I refuse to be photographed in public!"

Probably cuz she ain't getting paid.

The body is rock-solid but that fish-face...what the hell. In a world of several billion girls her age she's just one. At least she's a dumb one with a jacket on her head for no reason who deservedly falls down stairs. Dumbass.

#10- Sausage gams??

Her "assistant" - the woman on the right - actually pulled her down. Aha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

This wouldn't be the first time she's had bruises on her knees.

What I'm trying to say is, she's a slut.

Isn't this a little late for a Gerald Ford tribute?

A few generations from now they'll show this in elemantary schools and call it "When Idiots Roamed the Earth"

Scarleg

ya, what a clumbsy hooker.. get her a clear jacket

im tired of beat up clams that have this star mentality. eat the rich..

i laughed at the fish face comment.. hehe!

you know, like, she gets down on her knees...

like, to suck COCK...

like sluts suck cock.

Actually that's one of the main reasons I stopped wearing a coat on my head.

Q: How many cocks could a cock-choker choke if a cock-choker could choke cocks?

A: Seven.

Actually, isn't this Hollywood in a nutshell? Having to have handlers wisk you away by any means necessary to create some illusion of importance where in reality there is just another plain girl with an either natural or surgically enhanced body?

Scarlett is like so many others in Hollywood, interchangable, unspectacular and forgotten without having things like this take place to draw the look-e-loos.

Where her PR group failed the biggest was by not having "SCARLETT" embroidered somewhere on her jacket so we'd know who exactly it was acting like a jackass.

Maybe the next droid will learn from this.

To be fair, it looks like the girl that was leading her kind of pulled her down the stairs...

To be fair, it looks like the girl that was leading her kind of pulled her down the stairs...

Well Scarlet is a BROW-BAGGER for sure, so you'd think that covering her face would work out really well for her...I guess not.

i bet her front airbags deployed during the crash

@30 I was going to say the same thing.
The woman didn't appear to even slow down or come back to help her up.

why didn't they put up an inflatable, opaque plastic tunnel connecting the doorway to the car? every star's car should come with that option.

At least we know for a fact it wasn't Lindsay, or else she would have struck a pose on her way down.

#35,

I have it on good authority that Barry Manilow has just such a system for getting in and out of his car.

I would totally fuck Scarlett in the face and titties, and maybe also her vagina, but sometimes I find her somewhat unattractive. She's a little bit of a butterface case. But I'd still totally fuck her tits and face, and maybe the vagina.

Wow I am being trolled. Thanks I know who did it.

who?

Hey FRIST how are you doing today. Are you feeling better?

She made love to that sidewalk.

YES!!!
I can't stand that bitch.
This is AWESOME!

wow, chauncy. the fact that you would certainly fuck her in every way but the one that would give her pleasure makes you out to be such a cold and intimidating man beast, whose libido for death and destruction comes second only to mao zeDONG.

Schack - who do you think would do that to me???

idiot

She wasn't pulled down the stairs. I don't think the girl even had a grip on her hand. I'm sure if I walked down some stairs with a cowl on my head, I'd fall and break my legs and have to crawl to the hospital because I don't have a gaggle of fucks to put me into an armored van.

Hi Jimbo, I'm doing ok, work is just freaking me out today. STRESS!!!!

Hi Schack, where ya been?

i've been busy fucking jimbo- the REAL one

You forgot "with"

Me too So busy I have gotten my own troll just like #49

that's true. sometimes jimbo is quite clearly fucking me, and vice versa.

Schack, why wouldn't I want to fuck you? You are the best

what???

Why has nobody questioned the fact that she's allegedly leaving an SNL after-party but it's mid-day?

Are we really to believe that Will Forte is that much fun to hang out with?

This just in: Jimbo, Schack and Frist are the same person.

huh?

Too funny! I love that she's trying to act all cool and avoid the pap photos, and in doing so she ends up looking like a moron. Seriously, what the fuck was so wrong with her face that she couldn't let them get a photo of it?!

And that assistant that was supposed to be leading her down the steps, oh damn you know she's being hired!!!

HAHAHA, I just watched it again, now that's good tv.

You know I wanted to fuck your brains out when you were in Chicago.

i love the way you say that, "huh"

you spelled my name wrong, #58. idiot.

she's yesterday's news, there are far better ones out there.

Not me sweetie

hey, jimbo, if thought and extension are two irreducible realms of explanation, how can thought ever be given a location. like, where is my mind?

real schack--I had two trolls at once fighting with each other as if they were both me....only one had incorrectly spelled my name. It was surreal.

...and thus an unlikely friendship is born...

#55 No we're not...and I have never been trolled, thankfully, because I am not that special.
Although I do ride the short bus once in a while...:)

Who really gives a damn? Typekey is invaded by millions of parasites on a daily basis. Who can tell the 'real' whackjob from the 'fake'. I thought preschool dismissed ages ago.

LMAO!
ah, Scarlett, she's such a fatty.
another mega-overated Hollywood lady. She's so piggish. Nice boobs and that's all, but being the fatty she is the weird thing would be her boobs weren't that size, they are sized just like the rest of her fatty cellulite body. Cute ok face, kinda piggish too, but doesn't her face look exactly the same as the face of the vast majority of North America's women? Boring, piggish, too white, too blonde (in a bad way) and FATTY.
Please give me exotic hotties with tight bodies and great asses, no more all North American looking super white granny looking boring fatties like Scarlett.

This one time I thought I was being trolled and there was three of me but then I just realized it was a hot threesome.

#68

Where are you from? It's one thing to have preferences, quite another to just talk shit about an entire country based on hair color.

And "fatty" is waaaay overused. You don't have much of a vocabulary, do you?

Looks like Scarlet Johansson got kicked out somewhere.This should happen more often to this overrated girl.

#70 = bleached blotchy white fatty.

"Saucer of milk and two big scoops of (jiggling) cottage cheese, table 70!"

Hey tit-monster, first day with the new feet?

#68 your so right. I guess I should just stick to the European women with the hairy armpits, bad teeth and body odor.mmmm sooo hot..

#74

What makes you think that by "exotic" he means European? I'd take a tight-bodied Latin, Asian, Black or mixed-race hottie over that pale cow any day.

#70

North America is not a country.

#72

Interesting assumptions you made there, Wally.

#76

My bad, I wasn't paying quite enough attention, apparently. I didn't give #68 enough credit for making broad generalizations.

Forbidden---face it....you can barely get fatties....tight bodied anythings are way out of your league, regardless of where they're from.

i can only assume that Forbidden is from Sudan.

Wally, will you marry me?

#77 - AWESOME JOB OF TROLL RECOGNITION IN #72.

People are wise to your inane and insipid material, Wally.

How you manage to keep track of all the browser windows in which you are trolling people (I count 4) requires a level of insanity that rivals that of Seung-Hui Cho. Now do us all a favor and put a pistol to your head like he did. Don't forget to load it.

I'm beginning to think you're ALL this Wally character. Is Wally the generic asshole who pissed everyone offor just the greed upon vilage idiot? Either way, I think I have about 15 Wallys at work I need help with.

As for Scarlett, she could fall on my face anytime.

HAHAHAHAH. Oh, I wish I could afford three people to pick me up whenever I fall down.

what a fuckin idiot.

Fucking yes.
I used to love this girl, but after Lost In Translation she went downhill at mach speed.

Wally knows ApacheRose is a MILF...

#87 - you forgot "self-professed"

Perhaps her friend should have actually help her hand instead of dragging her down the stairs and running away.

cool, wally is back to trolling me again.

#90

He's a busy little bastard, isn't he?

>>"Where are you from? It's one thing to have preferences, quite another to just talk shit about an entire country based on hair color."

Fuck you whitey.

Good...I Hate that Skank. HAHA! *Points and laughs*

I think it's hilarious when famous people DON'T want their picture taken so they draw more attention to themselves by trying to cover up and falling down causing injury and embarrassment....WTC!!!

awesome.

Was she practicing for the Olympic long jump? cause if she was wow she needs more practice

i got a revision lol strike the last one from the record..

**Was she practicing for the Olympic Jacket Head Covered long jump? cause if she was wow she needs more practice

The Sweeney/Electra was much better.

Perhaps she shouldn't walk down steps with a jacket over her eyes?

You'd think that big nigga beside her would hold her hand but the dipshit lets go. I smell a lawsuit.

ooh oh ooo I cant breath,I cant breath oooh oh oh.........(from the bit she did on SNL)

Nothing stops the Town Mattress!
Wait, wasn't that last Saturday?

WARNNG: Chicken perve and Plowsit perve has been apprehended at a rest stop bathroom....

Plowshit is stuck in chichens ass!! HELP, ANYONE!

@103 -- Lemme guess: the boys on the locker room keep tellin you anal sex protects yur virginity. Aaaahhh... to e young and naive... (or in your case middle aged and lonely).

Hey bitch..You reall hate being middle aged..glad to know u hate being u...In my case I love being me..18 yr.old vigin and u know that's something u can never get back..The guys in my school go after virgins..the like the game...so I can't play the game if I am old and used up like U...

@105 -- So, did it hurt the first time, or was the first dude in the train nice enough spit on hs cock before he violated you like parole

NEVER will a dick go up my ass!!!!!!!!Even when I decide to have sex...U R the dick f'er, not me.....enjoy...I'm sure your ass is big enough..your old, gross..

Senor Kelli, with an I.....all fags start out saying they're gonna play pitcher and not catcher....just give it time, young man.

I thought a zebra never changed it's stripes, butI swear kelLIE is danielle Part Deux.

Please don't compare me to Danielle...I don't know her.
Bitch--u better stop calling me a he...and yea, so, like now...your British..funny.

@110 -- So how are those narcotics you apparently consume in volume? Don't make threats you can't back up, sir.

Not hooked on narcotics like u....weed is where its at..don't need Dr.trips the rest of my life...and yea, my principal is a girl and I don't blow cock a doodie dooz, like u.. chicken i waiting for his flowers.

Gotta go help my teacher, I am here TA for the rest of the school day...see u brokebacks later..make sure chicken,oopps, I mean assman gets his flowers.

OMG, that must have been embarassing.
But, who can be embarassed when you like like this:
http://treatie.com/beautiful/the-very-sexy-scarlett-johansson/

I didn't realize anybody named their kids Scarlett anymore. In any event, she's a real beauty and an excellent actress.

Some magazine (People?) just named her the best breasts in Hollywood. I was stunned to find a Scarlett Johansson nude video online. Actually, she's topless taking a shower. I don't know what movie that would be from ... but you can see why she was voted best breasts.

If you're interested the video is at www.dirtylittletarts.com. It's one of their most downloaded videos. Be careful though, there are some NSFW areas on that site.

beyonce Britney spears brad pitt paris hilton jessica alba aishwarya rai ayesha takia colbie caillat music song lyrics buy hot wallpapers

Thats what you get when you're wearing a jacket over your head. Must have had a bad hair day or something...