Apr 10 2007Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds dating

Lucky bastard

Okay I hate him your frister wannabes.

Funny, Alanis releases the parody of My Humps, and who does her ex hook up with, someone who has lots of "humps" in all the right places. Sorry, Jessica Biel may not be an A-lister, but she is better than Scarlet.
Scarlet may like seeing herself in all the tabloids, as she is hooking up with lots of dudes lately.

Oh wow, that is fascinating.

Eric - you're so way off. Jessica Biel has a nice bod, but her face needs to be a little more fem. Scarlett, on the other hand, is as fine as 28 karat gold.

Why didn't Scarlett get the lead role in Factory Girl so we could witness her prowess in shagging! Excuse me - must go rub one out now. Pants are looking like a circus tent now!!

It looked like today was going to start off with the same crap as yesterday. After seeing the butt ugly fat chicks in the clown costumes, I lost my breakfast. Now a nice picture of Kate Moss. I am starting to get my appetite back.

Thank god. Finally two people who look good together.

Nice jugs.

Ryan who?

She has stretch marks on her boobs

I thought she was dating justin timberlake????

FYI #9, I have a D cup and I have stretch marks, too. It's from growing too fast. I don't seem to have any problem getting my boyfriend to ogle them constantly, either, so shut the fuck up, you small-breasted looser/and/or gay man.

this is the first time I've seen her hair look bad. whew! she's normal!

She is NICE!

#11- I have stretch marks too. Mine are DDD and they're practically guaranteed with large breasts. You don't see them much in the media because of airbrushing, but most large breasted women have them. It certainly hasn't taken away from Scarlett's appeal for most people.

Hey, the girl likes to fuck. Nothing wrong with that. It's just a shame that it doesn't involve me, my terrifyingly huge penis, a can of thirty weight motor oil, and a pack of trained dobermans.

Just an observation, sorry - never noticed them before. I've actually heard guys say stretch marks are hot

She's over-rated. Really not that exciting to look at. Put her in a push up bra and she looks exciting only in the sense that there's the new girl in accounting who's kinda cute, but better than anyone else there.

She's a 7 on most days.

That's a huge step for Ryan considering he used to date Alanis.

This is what I mean when I ask for a REAL hot woman. She's not one of those Victoria Secret trannie/beasts that only look good with all the make-up and enhancements.

#14 - I understand. My boyfriend doesn't mind my stretch marks at all. You go girl with your triple-d's! It doesn't take away my appeal for Scarlett, that's for sure. Motor-boating somebitch!

#9 Your apology accepted Monobloguer. I thought you were hatin' on Scarlett's glorious fun-bags.

Wow, SJ is really becoming the town whore...seems like every week she is "dating" somebody new.

As for all the posts about stretch marks and big breasts, I think all you girls are lying!!! You are not really that stacked and you don't really have stretch marks! Liars!!! Now prove me wrong ladies...please... ;o)

Chances are, if you're over a D cup, that you're a lardass.

WTF? How can we have gone from Scarlet to stretch marks in 20 posts?

Shut the hell up about your stretch marks! A pox on your stretch marks!

I just dont it, she's so very average looking, I've dated much better looking.

*get

Funny, my penis would love to date her sternum, as my hands simutaneously date her milkjugs. Double dating can be fun!

@9 -- When I'm done with her, she'll have stretch marks on her cooter.

@22 -- I agree. Lose a little bit of weight you cows, and we'll see your natural B cups looking like some runny eggs.

@24 was she a movie star?

#22- I'm 5'5 and 115 lbs. Hardly a lardass.

Wait...Alanis Morissette is straight?

What happened with Justin tumberlake?He dumped her?

@27 she was in a few independent flicks starring my schlong... was still a bigger hit than The Island.

@28 where are the pictures?

Jimbo- My boyfriend has them.

@31 she she has moved on to bigger and better schlongs?

Doodlehead - you are 5'5", 115lbs with DDD's! Where have you BEEN all my wife! :)

@33 Will he share? :)

@34 dont they all?

another over rated person in hollowood. it has nothing to do with jealousy. i think she's an average joe with boobs!

JT!! How could you let her get away!

#28

You're full of shit.

No way you're 5'5", 115 lbs with DDD breasts. Unless you had helium-filled implants.

I demand proof.

#26

I'll bet you still use training rubbers.

doodlehead: pics or they didn't happen.

I don't have pics. I don't even own a camera.
Even if I did, do you think I'd be wanting to put myself up for criticism? You people are about as harsh as it gets.

If it make's you all feel any better, I have a face like a dropped pie.

I would imagine that the girls in the previous Kate Moss post have like DDD's and plenty of stretch marks to go along with them...so maybe it's the whole package that needs to be taken in to consideration here, not just the size of the fun bags. Know what I'm saying...

#43

Well if that's the case, I guess you need giant bazooms.

i think Scarlett Johansson ain't bad but don't wake me up for her.Anyways,how's the weather in Tortolo?

#46)Oops,i mean Toronto ofcourse.

Who is Ry wow it's really cold here for April. I can't believe Easter was colder than Christmas! Wait, what was I about to say? I totally lost interest midstream.

I would diddle her clit til the proverbial cows came home, i tell you what.

#12, havent you ever seen her rock the mullet? It is priceless.
Anyway, why does Scarlett keep stealing my boyfriends. Ryan Reynolds is a major dreamboat.

@49 - That might be fun to watch

it would appear no-one else is bothered by the fact the SJ posssesses

WTF is up with turning around and then turning your head for a pose. Fuckin weirdo's. Hey, look, I'm over here. No no, now I'm looking over here.

great, lean on the mouse and post.

...owl DNA. Just tried to turn my head around like that and got a crick in my neck

DDDoodlehead: buy a camera

#22, you really have DDD breasts? I don't even think I've ever heard of such. Mine are just 1 D!
Maybe I'll google DDD breasts when I get home and see what comes up.
Doesn't your back hurt?

@41 hahaha!

@41 -- That actually wasn't directed at you, but at the comment you were directing your comment at. I was agreeing with you. Get it? And I was gonna laugh a the "training rubbers" comment, but then I wised up and realized that I should just ask you to try harder next time. You were almost on the cusp of funny.

This is not a hard thing to do, but you lost me Dr., you and your rambles of nonsense. Training rubber= funny.... post 57, not so much....

You can't agree with me when your post wasn't posted after anything I said. Look, now you have me rambling nonsense.

And thank you for clearing one thing up for me. I always thought I was on the cusp of Gemini....

Don't know about Toronto - I wanted to go look but my boyfriend wouldn't take me. Maybe it's because of how I act out in public.... ScarJo "having fun while she's young and hot" (TMZ post yesterday, Fish) is good - I don't think she is going to age as well as Phoebe Cates.

#41 was F-Sucker. What the fucking fuck are you talking about? Veggi, as usual, you're a fucking idiot. The truth isn't always funny either.

if this is somehow my second post, pardon the doubles but i don't see my first.

basically i'm still impressed that ryan reynolds has a penis, cause i was pretty sure alanis destroyed it at some point. and i'm surprised that he isn't naked and crying in a corner somewhere screaming profanities at the sky. although i did think he had a bit more dignity than scarlett.

and in response to the stretch marks comments, i'm a DD and i didn't develop stretch marks until i lost weight. and yes, my back hurts.

DAMN YOU, RYAN REYNOLDS!!!!!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!

Sweet little 8 pound 10 ounce baby Jesus, I read the wrong one. For the love of all that's pretty, can you ever forgive me Dr.

And I am not USUALLY an idiot, only on my good days.

Now give me another Martini!!

She looks ugly in these pics. Not cute, not do-able....well, maybe do-able, guys will do anyone.

Ryan is a genius for dumping the overrated, annoying, Gen X, NOT ironic Morisette for someone like Scarlett, who, while a bit overrated, is much better looking and much more talented.

I'm really trying, but i simply can't find that beauty of hers that everyone is talking about.
Is it just me or she looks a bit like an alien (I mean those weird eyes)?
Am I normal? Should I go see a doctor?
Too many questions...

#66 - Just pray to the Good Lord that you stop being a fag, and then you'll know why all of the hetero dudes on this site are giving "ScarJo" nothin' but LUV!

"ScarJo" - good one, I must say #59. You brought your "A" game today I must admit. I will reuse ScarJo in the future. And I WON'T pay you royalties for it. Thanks.

For a split second, I thought the headline said "Scarlett Johansson and BURT Reynolds dating," and was excited. Then I realized my mistake, and I didn't care anymore.

I just pray she knows how to fuck before she decides to go taping anything.

Whoever was chatting about the DDs and being a heifer obviously missed the Jenna pictures.

Her hairdresser should be shot. The feathered look went out decades ago.

#67 I'm a girl...

Just who exactly hasn't this cum depository dated?...seriously.

Loni Anderson wants her haircut back

I think she's gorgeous and Ryan is, too. They're a cute couple.

#11, STFU, most women have them, only we can't walk around airbrushed like most celebs do.

#47 IN TORONTO Carmen Electra is hosting the World Naked Women Wrestling tournament. Talk about lost chances!!- see TMZ

SJ is just too sweet. I'd eat that bones and all.

Nope...they are Just Friends. Get it? Hilarious!

These pics are old... she's at the premiere of MATCH POINT! That happened in 2005. Her boobs have sagged a coupla inches since then.

GREAT JOB SUPERFISH!
Judging by her backround, this is an old picture of her promoting Match Point (i.e 2005).

Why don't you do this with every post?

So Your next Britney Spears headline that reads, "Britney Skins a Baby Baboon Alive", you can just post a pic of her standing infront of her "Baby One More Time" (had to Google)album release party, standing with JT and the HOT NEW BAND OF 2MORROW...NSYNC!

Pew Pew Pew was pretty funny though...but that's just because I'm immature. You should see me when someone says boobies!

overrated....

Ugh. Fat hands, pigeon-toed and always seems like she has a sinus infection and is going to sneeze on you.

And don't give me that "yer jus' jeluuuus'" bullshit. I know overrated when I see it.

Show of hands- who hates Ryan Reynolds right now?

Okay, 15Pieces, I won't say that you're jealous.

You already know that you are...

I can almost accept this since i like ryan reynolds... i mean he was Van Wilder and all...

erm, Soorrrry Lieseeker...not

Totally overrated girl.Look at her face,is this a born beauty?Here in Europe you'll find on every streetcorner a couple of these kind of girls.

#86)€20,00??

I like them both, they'll have pretty babies together! hahaha

Aww!Who's this cute girl?If she'd had plaits in her hair i would give her a dollar to get herself some candy.

I totally agree...very overrated.

I'm not jealous because I know I would not want to be her. To me she is very average and way to into herself. Plus I don't like how she act like monogomy is something you have to "work hard at". Basically admiting to being a slut just cause its easier. She makes me sick.

These pictures aren't really flattering. Dress is cute, though.

#71 - then you'll never understand why the hetero men consider ScarJo hot. Just like men will never understand why Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett (insert your own hot chick attracted to ugly dude reference here).

She's Hot and one of the few with Real Boobs, nice change! Here are some more pictures of this Hottie http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Scarlett_Johansson_1/Scarlett_Johansson_1.html

#92-ok then, ill just have to live with that.
Julia really did that? omfg.

Anyone who's ripping on her is jealous or ugly themselves. She's clearly gorgeous and she actually looks like a woman.

Hey whats up with the ScarJO?? LOL IT's hilarious. I have had 2 kids and i have pretty bad stretch marks. I went from 100 lbs to 158 and there was nothing i could do about it. Who gives a shit. She's got hot jugs whether they are high or low. She's obviously pretty (I don't care what any of u guys say, The Island rocked hardcore, Hugh or whatever the hell his name is was hot as hell) and who gives a shit. Sure ppl in Hollywood have to be MADE to be prettier than average to have that special quality or they wouldn't havea damn job. Hello? She's only human and to have a few imperfections is perfectly ok. Hell, i got back down to 120 and I rock the shit even if i got a few scars. =)

Oh and one more thing, at least she has some damn meat on her bones. Everyone else looks positively STARVED in Hollywood. I want to know what the fuck is wrong with Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. They need a fucking triple cheeseburger with everything with a tall drink of lard on the side. And you want to talk about breasts? Take a good look at Nicole's. LOL Those are some seriously HOT jugs there! LOL

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