Apr 5 2007Sanjaya Malakar's sister naked with guitar

First!

And this is just scary.

Second. Oh and I second that

First!
Good Lord, they are freaking twins!

I just threw up in my mouth...

Warewolf

Are you sure that isn't Sanjaya?

This is sad... they seemed like such a good family... isnt she underage?

She looks like a worn out Pakistani prostitute. She also seems to need a couple of baths, and some penicillin.

I bet she has hairy nipples.

I just peed my pants a little bit laughing at number 8. Keep em coming :)

This would be that rare occurrence where I feel it necessary to utter the following words:

"Sweetheart, please put your clothes back on befor...BLUUEEEEAAAAAHHHH. Shit. Ok, can you put them back on anyway, and now you gotta clean up the puke."

She also has that special aura or "vibe" of smelly poosey.

Where is her burka?

this is why Sanjaya is gay.

WTF there is just nothing else to say

Who wants to bet she has hairy nipples? Fuck that, I'd still hit it. I love curried tamarind.

Dear #8, my apologies for not reading all of the comments and seeing that you in fact had said exactly the same thing 9 minutes earlier. This weed is making me repeat shit. This weed is making me repeat shit. I beg your forgiveness.

Is her name Sangina?

Actually, that's Sanjaya's "transgender pre-op" photo.

This makes 2 people in Sanjaya's family that I do not care about.

This pic is bringing out the funny in people! thanks #8 & #17!

So now the family of non-celebrities get to be famous too?

The bomb sniffing dogs are going to be all over that guitar when she tries to sneak through security.

"Mutton curry, pompodons, and chutney please. Make the curry really spicy!"

@4
You dumbshit DanYELL. it is not "warewolf" it is werewolf

I've seen right, and that ain't it.

ewww . . . freaky creepy

Her super villain name would be Moustachio.

Sorry danielle, you've been replaced.

Shameless promotion for the 28th motel they just bought.

As a self-respecting American, I ONLY watch AI when there is absolutely nothing else on, or when I can't find the remote, and am just too lazy to find it...or change the channel. Is Sanjaya from Palestine? If so...here's a spin-off! Contestants are judged for their bleating like goats, and they win a slice of someone else's land. Watch out, Israel! With talent like this, you might be homeless!

Good point #29. Something tells me when Shanaynay gets voted off, he'll detonate his suicide vest. Of course that trick only works once.

@28

The only thing that is missing is the box on the night stand to pop your quarters in to turn on the vibratabed and a Slurpee cup from their 7 11

Thank you, come again!

That picture is clearly somebodys photoshop creation.
You can tell just by looking at the bottom of the guitar. They probably cut out her shorts, then stretched back the skin, and softened the bottom of the guitar to match.
And even knowing all of that...
I still threw up on my mouth.

I'd call her a butterface, but you really can't even see any of her body except some random limbs.

Her forehead is aspiring to be just as big as Heather Graham's.

Tom Selleck called.
He wants his mustache back.

#11 - Holy cow (literally), I thought I was the only one who picked up on that smelly poosey "vibe." Sometimes you can just TELL, even from a picture.

she looks like she's being strangled by an invisible hand

nasty - yes. Nice tata's - yes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaiV2Ci5VUY

Did anyone else get a bad flashback of the 80s B movie Sleepaway Camp?

BigJim... TSFSRT.
email me sometime. (krisdylee)

Oh, and 40, YES I DID.... That's fucking hilarious.

Can you guys hear that.....I think her guitar is ticking.

Um, not Palestinian...

Sanjaya's father is Bengali Indian and his mother is Italian American.

Though 80% of India is Hindu, Bengal is mostly Buddhist (though West Bengal has a substantial Muslim population). He's mostly likely Buddhist, and I'm sure their mom is Catholic.

I don't think they're overtly religious of any flavor, and certainly not strict Muslims, since his sister has her tits hanging out of her tank top every week the camera pans to her sitting in the audience.

Besides, I'm not sure Muslims allow boy sons to have oozing vaginas and sing in gay falsetto.

@40!!! Oh my god! I can't believe anyone else has seen that movie. Angela!!!! She's Angela! I'm fucking freaked out now.... and I think I love you.

i guess i'll have to see that movie, if i haven't already

GOOD GOD, HOLLY J! You know a little too much...that's USUALLY a good thing, but...are you a Claykin...or Claymate?...Whatever they call this obvious rear-ender's fans. I hate AI from the Ford commercials with Taylor Hicks! Why were non-AI watchers subjected to that at LEAST once every half hour! Hey! Clay! Your closet called...it doesn't want you back, because you have no talent!

I HATE SANJAYA, I FUCKIN HATE SANJAYA

...sorry.

Um, why are you sharing this? I thought this site was about celebrities, not about relatives of reality tv contestants

@ 47 lol @ "claymate" (Is that what they call Aiken's peeps?)

Nah, I just knew something about India prior to Sanjaya...

All I know is that if www.votefortheworst.com doesn't stop voting for that hermaphroditic fucktard, I'm going to have to mail them a nice pipebomb wrapped in Easter bunnies.

#50-dont hurt the easter bunnies. they did nothing wrong.

1. Does look like Angela! Love that cheesy movie!

2. Don,t mean to be a downer BUT...
Totally tactless to bring up bomb jokes cause her skin is brown. There is a difference between India, Iraq, Iran, Syria, etc... That's not even taking into account difference between people. Perhaps White Americans would all like to be judged by being just like Dick Cheney or Timothy McVeigh or Hitler or Stalin because they were all white!

Check out her MYSPACE.

http://www.myspace.com/shyamali

OH WTF!

There's a woman in that pic? I only see a sexy guitar.

#52:

I am well aware of the difference between Hindus and Muslims. I just think calling brown people terrorists is funny.

Not unlike her brother, she is a Hindon't.

Check out more pictures and videos of Shyamali Malakr (sanjayas sister) at http://www.sanjayassister.com

Aww, I think she's cute. She does look a lot like him though. And I am into androgyny.

It looks like she is playing a C chord (technically a C/G).

Sadly, with even that little bit of guitar ability, that makes her more of a musician than any of the karaoke wannabes on American Idol.

33, you're an idiot.

Here's her brodder.

#52

Being that this site is "thesuperficial.com" then by definition all brown people are terrorists and, like BigJim said, it's quite funny. So take some advice from #29 and practice bleating like a goat so you too can win your own slice of someone else's land.

God, that's so fucking funny...

Holly J...I respect Buddhism ( I REALLY do!), but right now...Sanjaya is just SLIGHTLY above the spider in the apartment. No, I'm going to have to put the spider in front...Sanjaya needs to leave...and NOT just AI! How can he have any respect for himself? If I were him, I'd call Simon a cunt, and walk out! THAT WOULD BE GOOD TV!!

Isn't Howard Stern asking all of his listeners to vote for that Jumanji guy?

This is just creepy, she looks like a little child.

Oh shit wait a second I just forgot where I was. I'm going to leave this one for the pedophiles. See you on Dateline freaks. I'll be on my couch laughing with my husband and you'll be on tv with your pants around your ankles. You bastards never learn.
I see very angry Daddy's with very loaded shotguns in the future of those who like this picture.

#40, yes she is quite ANEGELA-esque. maybe thats why her brother is still on the show, i mean that show is a little like camp right? u pretend to make friends while ur there, and make slam books the night before u go home. only there is no slam book.... just over-exposure.*smh*

A couple of weeks back she was boucning the sweater cows in the audience with her mom...

I don't care what you say, those are some BEAUTIFUL knockers on that girl...

This pic sucks though... Show me something a little better....

This poor girl can't afford clothes.Please throw some money in her cup while she's playing.

She's definitly more masculine than her brother.

#69 Hell, Richard Simmons is more butch than her brother.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sleepaway Camp!!! At the very end when she is standing there holding the decapitated head with the knife in the Nude!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Since we're talking campy movies...a remake of The Warriors...Sanjaya is Rembrandt...the guy who had to be protected...because if not with the gang, his pooper would sure start hurting! Honestly, I love that movie!

DrPhowstus... great minds think alike!

I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side...

Oh, and by the way #52, HITLER WAS BLACK!

Read a fucking history book why don't you. Are you ever stupid.

I think her foreheard and Tyra Banks' forehead should have a forehead... off.

Whatever, everything about her face (and her brother's, since they're pretty much identical) gives me nightmares.

Ahhhh you fuckers beat me to the Angela jokes!! Damnitalltohell!!

She doesn't look like anything special to me.

That's not hot at all. It's like Sanjaya posing naked with a guitar...and I bet they both get naked and play guitar together back home!

That is so Photoshopped it's not even funny. Look at the bottom of the guitar!

#74, I hope you were kidding about that comment. And if you weren't, please tell me what history book shows a picture of Adolf Hitler as a black person. Because out of the numerous videos and pictures I have seen of him...he looks like a fugly white man with a mustache.

Now we know who inherited the testosterone in the family.

#80:

Based on the outstanding stupidity of your post, I refuse to comment.

that's his sister? i thought that was his brother...or his close guy friend

I just want you to tell me the name of the history book, so I can educate myself. Or a website or hitler's family tree.

Are we 100% POSITIVE that's not just him in a wig??

No one in that family should EVER EVER be naked. It shames the human race.

No photoshop it's from her myspace page. There are more pictures of her here. http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Shyamali_Malakar/Shyamali_Malakar.html She does have nice boobs

WTF?

Maybe she's figuring out the chords to a song by Barenaked Ladies. Maybe not.
Maybe she's staring at Sanjaya's boner while he's taking her picture. Absolutely.

Wow, that looks like Sanjaya!

44: "Though 80% of India is Hindu, Bengal is mostly Buddhist (though West Bengal has a substantial Muslim population)."

I love it when someone confidently asserts something that's just incredibly wrong. Even if you took at all the Buddhist people in India and stuck them in West Bengal, it still wouldn't be even close to mostly Buddhist.

I just checked out her myspace page
She really doesn't look half bad at all

I think she's hot as hell. I'd bang her. I bet her bush is as thick as a steel wool pad though.

all ya'll must be on crack, that girl is well fuckable.

I really don't see what's wrong with this girl. She didn't just spend hours in make-up like models do, so can you blame her for not looking "perfect".
And I get naked pictures taking with a instrument daily. I usually hide behind a piano, but each her own.

Are we sure this ISN'T Sanjaya? Jesus, ive never seen a brother and sister that werent twins look so much alike. Fucking ugly.

#93 I hope to God you're kidding.

I wonder if her brother posted this.

U GUYS ARE SUCH MODERFUCKERS!!!
U FUKIN INTOLERANT BASTARDS!!!
U GUYS DONT KNW SQUAT!!
AMERICA IS FULL O NARROW HEADED BULL SHIT!!
U FUKIN ASSHOLES FUKIN ARE TRYIN TO CLEAN UP THE WORLD BY BOMBIN UP ASIA!!
WELL FIRST TRY TO CLEAN UP UR FUCKIN ASS POLLUTED MINDS!!
BLOODY 70% OF U FUKIN AMERICANS R HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUTS!!
I MEAN I DESPISE OSAMA BIN LADEN AS MUCH AS U GUYS DO OR MAYBE EVEN MORE!!!
IF U GUYS WERE EVEN HALF AS CHRISTIAN AS THE BIBLE SAYS U TO BE U'D B MORE SCREWED THEN ALL THOSE ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS!!
IF THERE'S ONE THING U MODAFUKERS SHOULD NOW IS THAT DONT FUKIN GENRALISE COMMUNITIES AND KEEP AN OPEN MIND FOR EVERY FUKIN THING IN LIFE!!
U ALL R SO FUKIN SCREWED.!!
I MEAN LUK AT THAT HILARY CLINTON'S CAMPAIGNIN PARTY...PICKIN OUT SO CALLED DIRT ON OBAMA AND QUESTIONIN HIS CREDIBILITY JUS BECAUSE HE IS REMOTELY LINKED TO A MUSLIM BACKGROUND..
U GUYS ARE SO SHALLOW U CANT EVEN FUKIN C URSELF IN D MIRROR....
IM A MUSLIM
IM A GIRL
IM AN INDIAN..
MY FAMILY IS VERY LIBERAL
I DNT WEAR A BURQA NEVER HAVE TOUCHED ONE
I HAVENT READ THE QURAN
BY SAYIN IM A MUSLIM I MEAN IM SPIRITUAL BUT NOT OVERLY RELIGIOUS
NO RELIGION IS PERFECT
U SHOULD TAKE WAT IS GUD FROM IT..
IF U R HUMAN ENOUGH TO DIFFERENTIATE...
I READ LIKE TWO PAGES OF THE ENGLISH VERSION O QURAN (I DNT KNW ARABIC..ENGLISH IS MY FIRST LANGUAGE)
AND IT MAKES IT QUITE CLEAR THAT CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM ARE SISTER RELIGIONS
MORE THE 45% O D SCRIPTURES ARE COMMON FOR BOTH THE RELIGIONS...
FUKIN GET SUMTIN INTO UR FUKIN HEADDDSSSSSSS
DAMN It!!
AND FYI I DONT LIVE IN UR SCREWED UP PERVERTED DISCRIMINATING COUNTRY

Honestly Backspace, don't sugar coat it. How do you really feel?

Backspace, you dumb hooker... lay off the crack and the caps lock.

Do you want to be taken seriously? Pay attention. Don't type in all caps. That implies screaming and yelling. Don't abreviate words. That makes you seem lazy.
Don't overdo the swearing. Makes you look out of control and hysterical. Get your facts straight and organize your thoughts. Stay in control of your emotions. State your case and make your point.
Now . . . obviously you are sensitive and get your feelings hurt easily. You are fortunate that this site is quite inactive on weekends. On Monday this portion will be retired to the archives, so most regular visitors will never see your post. Otherwise you would be buried in hundreds of insults that would be much more vile than you could ever come up with.
However . . . if you want to be verbally abused, feel free to post your opinions about America on any new story on Monday. Good Luck. And remember . . . Jesus loves you, even if you are a Muslim.

She looks like a tan Norah Jones - and definitely isn't Antonella Barba.

Anyhow, she made the #1 ranking on PopChatter.com for this article - so vote for theSuperficial and this article here:

http://www.popchatter.com/article/view/59

#101 Yea thats all true, but fuck those guys, i swear to fuckin god, those guys got no life man. I mean,most people read the stories for the news, but those guys actually stick to this forum like a fat kid on cake. I gotta tell all these durdy little cocksuckers, get a fuckin life!

is that the black nicole ritchie

Check out more pictures of Shyamali at http://www.sanjayassister.com

#98

All Muslims are terrorists and all Indians smell bad. Everyone knows that.

@98...you have a smelly poosey. Yup, you do. Go ahead, put your finger in it....now, smell it....eeeeeewwww.

What? Hitler was a negro?

cant believe that in 2007 there r still ppl in the weatern educated country being so racist and destroyin all the achievements other white men have lost their lifes over, which is tolerance! SHAME ON U!

In the years of globalisation and communication ppl like u exist and r so narrow minded. Hope the world will be free one day from ppl like you!

BTW I am an american girl who would be proud of being muslimindianarabian! Their culture is 10x better than ours... and ya I'd luv 2 have Kim Kardishans ass!!!

bet Jesus and Mohammad r lookin down on ppl like u and wonderin how long u gonna bury in hell

Peace up, Free ur mind

i think that pic is fake. her face looks glued on to that body.

I think its that indian..did it ever come out that hes a shim or what do you call it...?? oh ya a Transtesticle hes a transtesticle..? he or she needs to go .. how can he be on the show this long.sounds like he got kicked in his pussy...

#98 slow down relax we dont want you going and blowing up your school or somthin just because your upset on the computer.. I think your towl is wrapped a little to tight around your head.. Go hump your cammel and build a sand castle or somthin..oh ya and remember 911. I do. I had family in the trade Center. So Fuck all you Brown ass Mother fuckers I hope you all die Painfully...

Hey #112

Your family at the Trade Center is now filling pot holes in NYC.

Think of that. Probably the highest achievers in your fucked up family if you are a representative sample.

So fuck you. You are already dead.

# 98..backspace and #109,,,why are you here telling us your bullshit..don't you have an appointment to blow yourself up. You people are such assholes, and that thing about getting 199 virgins when you blow up for the cause, is crap..Don't you think if that were true White American Men would be first in line.. What dumbass-s! Oh yea, I saw this family of Muslim's and guess who gets to eat first at dinner,that's right the males do. In America, we don't take that shit from no man, you people need to come out of the Bible days and move forward. EVER HEARD OF FREEDOM, BITCHES...

Yea, that's what I thought, you look real good to the world now..go listen to a man, asshole, that's your favorite thing to do. OOh, Please dear husband, can I do you or anything for you?!!!!make sure you make him happy, while your stupid ass looks on...I'll bet your father and brother did you...

Hitler was the three anti-christ, Napolean the jerk-off was the second, and Nero in ancient Bible times was the first. Oh yea, let's not forget Brittney Spears, she's the forth.....

she is beautiful and has a great set of tits

fuck you all. you are all a bunch of racist pricks. this is 2007, how did a picture of a stupid naked girl-- end up leading to a bunch of racist and hateful comments?? get a fucking life besides worrying about if sanjaya is going to win american idol or not. because HE IS. and when he does im gonna laugh in your fuckin FACES! he's not gonna win because he can sing, but he is gonna win because this is what our SO-CALLED country is about! you have so much pride, go read about the REAL American history. you'll see.

I mistakenly got to see this blog.
I am sure none of you looser have completed high school. So you are ignorant and pitiful, may be one day you will complete your high school and get a job. Save your post for that day and read it yourself.

Your freakin funny ROBROY, you are in here with us, just becoz we're haters,but so are you...you are hating us BITCH, so eat shit and f'n kill me...

Hello guys!

when i saw he this pic like i was so shock! like this is an INDIEN CULTURE! or wt? anyway that girl is an indien so thats y she donet thsi kind of poses. anyway it was her choice to do that! by the wat she is not a pakistani! it mean non-muslim! & if she is not a muslim so y she will wear A BURQUA!!!( & burqua its our choice to putted or not!) SO THERE IS NO THING OF BURQUA & BE A PAKISTANI! LIKE SHE IS AN INDIEN & THEY HAVE THERE CULTURE DIFFERENT TO PAKISTAN!!!!! thx u very much guys!

oh god u people reli are dumb...she isnt a muslim..thats y shes not 'covered up'..i didnt realise people in this world were still so uncultured...cant even tell d diff between asians who are of different religions! CHEK D NAME'S OUT U DUMMIES!

She looks great. Will wait till she keeps the guitar on her sides and give us full view of her milk glands.

#98 better watch his fuckin mouth america can whip the living shit of anybody thats what makes this country so fuckin awsome we can back up what we fuckin say i thank we should drop a fuckin atom bomb and make the place a fuckin glass parking lot and then kill anybody left a fuckin live

#124
Nice vocabulary.
...Nah, just kidding. Want to translate that into pure English so the educated portion of us can comprehend?

Sanjaya's sister is pretty; common for biracial kids. Interesting how people are forgetting she is half Italian-American. These racist remarks are just plain silly. I'm assuming this is a high school crowd.

The majority of you need to learn some respect. Oh, but this is America. Respect dwindles as the days pass.

fuck your girls fuck fuck i like this word

I bet all of you racist redneck motherfuckers that are talking shit are bunch nerds and geeks, you guys found this picture by mistake when you were watching porn and playing world of war craft, or someshit.

To: Krazihotkelli
u think american culture is so much better. In America u can find an advertisement of a half naked women every other street. Women are objectified so much. As if women are only for looking at. Do u know how men in this country think about women, it's really sick and disgusting. They just want to fuck and leave. Everyother women gets cheated on by her partner. Girls have no self respect or dignity. Specially college girls who go to spring break get completely naked and pass out on the fucking street, and boys pass by and take pictures of her with their cell phones. In America it's as if girls have nothing but looks. There's so much more I could say but than I would have to write a fucking essay.

Oh just wanted to say that I came to this page because i was googling something, and this came up and i thought it was funny.