Apr 30 2007Rosie to replace Rosie on The View

fuckin ew. first? i think not.

i don't get it tho, rosie was a talking garbage bin, but at least her leftist views made her sorta interesting. rosanne bar hasn't been funny for a long time now.

oh well, i don't think we even get The View in australia.

i'm tryin to get the first 3 posts in a row here, so i'm gonna vote dame edna to replace rosie

I'm so disappointed to see that RuPaul is not even being considered.

... I smell hot dogs boiling...

Baba, what are you thinking?

The view is so stupid anyways it really doesn't matter whose hosting it.

I like Roseanne. She's fat & obnoxious, but in a good way. Unlike Rosie.

There was be a total weight requirement. Better than hiring two hosts, I suppose.

Anything is better than rosie.

i didn't even recognize her in the photo. is

Rosie was merely clinically depressive, which endeared her to the mentally sick masses.

Roseanne claims to have MPD and a lesser host of assorted mental maladies. This could be good TV.

RRR (Replacement Remedy Revealed):
whale-sized + thin-lipped + peri-/post-menopausal white + LOUD + neurotic and/or psychotic = WINNER.

Roseanne was actually very good on the panel in a recent episode of Real Time With Bill Maher. Yeah, she's unpredictable and maybe a little more than crazy, but on the Maher show, she fit in well. I tend to agree with The Donald when it comes to O'Donnell, even though I think The Donald is a dick...when he's right he's right. Next step in the right direction would be to dump Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

@#2 yeah we do on the W Channel on Foxtel/Austar.

Why don't they get John Travolta?

"It's like their only requirement for the job is being fat and annoying."

Somebody should send out the bat signal to Libraesque...

I think Whoopie would make a GREAT replacement..she has a strong personality, she's political, and she is fu_king funny!!

I think they're leaning toward Condi Rice or Ann Coulter.

Whoopie would be an interesting choice.

Whoopie [to Elizabeth]: "...no, child."

Yes. Hands down, Whoopi. But I still ain't watching. I have been pissed ever since they fired Debbie Matenopoulis. You'll have to excuse me for not being able to spell her name--I don't think I've seen it since she was unceremoniously canned. That Barb Walters is hardcore.

@20 -- stoppostingstupidshit.blogspot.shutthefuckup.com

Wonder who The Donald will pick on now to get attention?

TWENTY FOURTH MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAS!

TWENTY FIFTH DroopyMcLimpy!!!!!

Has donald trump come out publicly with an "I told you so" yet?

I can't believe I am saying this. Roseanne would be much better then Rosie. That in itself is SCARY!!!!!!!!

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!! I love Roseanne, her show was the SHIT!

Wasn't the whole point of this show that they had women from different generations and backgrounds giving their "view" on current events?

What's the difference between Roseanne and Joy? They're both about the same age, former comedians (though Joy was never funny) and white. 2 menopauseal comedians plus Barbara and that republican idiot....wow

No. No Whoopi. Her impressive and respectable career would deflate faster than Richard's erection in the presence of naked female beauty.

But, then again... isn't Whoopi doing L.A. Weight Loss commercials?...

Well I like Roseanne...she's funny as hell. I still watch the re-runs of the show. I think she'd be great on The View. I watch the show almost every day and I'd love to see Roseanne on there...maybe I'll actually laugh while watching it :D

let's make sure about R.Barr's requirements first

fat and/or ugly : check
extremely stupid : check
loud / obnoxious / grating : check

i'm looking forward to not seeing her on that show i've never watched and never will

#24, #25 ltm
#26 yes he has. yes, he has.

notice how Ronald Mc'Donnell has latched herself onto that conspiracy-theory group now

give her credit for one thing, she finds a rabid demographic and relentlessly pretends to be like them, she has absolutely no identity of her own that probably helpsw

- This little piggy had roast beef.
- This little piggy had none.
- This little piggy said "yes yes yes Barbara I'll do it"
- Because the other little piggy was kicked off The View.

And you thought it was difficult to masturbate to The View before...

Is there a difference?

It's nice that aggravating obese cunts are finally getting their due, spewing their unwanted and uninteresting thoughts and opinions on television, rather than from behind the counter at the DMV.

#23 I don't know, but my money's on Roseanne. I have adored her ever since she bitch slapped Arsenio Hall back into place and made the remark that her outlook on life is skewed because they didn't have Trailer Trash Barbie or Alcoholic Housewife Barbie.

#30 between you and Barbado's biting sarcasm, we are never going to get Richard to come back. You make me sad. Richard was fabulous.

#34 Why do you want to make it difficult? Get a magazine - Double Duty hey! Save some electricity.

#16 I have tried - God knows how I have tried not to feed into your Libraesque diatribe, but Dear God! "somebody should send out the bat signal" has me laughing so hard I can't even fucking type...

Woodhorse, I agree that Roseanne could probably feed it to the Donald. Besides, he can't use the lesbian excuse on her. RBLTC.

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Superfish Guy.....

"It's like their only requirement for the job is being fat and annoying. They could replace Rosie O'Donnell with a giant screeching bat and it'd be the least annoying choice. Probably also the best looking."

Ok, I like the site, but just one suggestion. Sometimes Less is more. You could have finished off this article with just the first part ""It's like their only requirement for the job is being fat and annoying." Boom! That would have been hilarious. I think where you goof sometimes is you're trying too hard to say something clever and out there and sometimes that causes you to write too much...or to write things like this "It's like their only requirement for the job is being fat and annoying. They could replace Rosie O'Donnell with a giant screeching bat and it'd be the least annoying choice. Probably also the best looking."

Seriously, I'm not trying to bag on you because the first part.....perfect.

Now, as for Roseanne....frankly I think she'd do a better Job than Rosie...at eating PUSSY!

Thank you and good-night.

#42 you brought up an intriguing question

blindfolded + with nose-plugs to prevent smelling their decaying snatches
which of those two would be better at giving head?

i think i agree: Roseanne

The View should hire Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

@44 -- I disagree. They should hire someone Black.

I think they should just call the show "Cunt-Fest"! At least it would be an honest title for what viewers should expect.

46, I like your politics.

thanks 47...I'm all for Truth in advertising.

"Volvo - they're boxy, but they're cheap"
LOL!

Whoever said it above, word: The View sucks no matter who's on it. They're all a bunch of annoying bitches and Barbara Walters is the queen of annoying bitches. How I wish she'd get run over by a bus or mauled to death by an escaped tiger from the zoo. If that happened, I'd laugh and laugh... Come to think of it, they could replace The View with footage of all of them being mauled to death by various animals (polar bears! sharks! a pack of dingoes! a hippo!) and I would make sure and always Tivo that shit. That'd be awesome. Must see TV, you might say.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Agree with #45 but they should still get Roseanne and then replace one of the other boring ones and then I might actually watch that show. I vote Queen Latifah, Roseanne, Missy Swan, and Ted Casablanca.

Troll - congrats. That Lesbo-Esque comment was fucking hysterical. See - you can be funny without all of those "gay fantasy" comments!
You should have posted that one under your own name. Instead I get the credit for it.

Rosie is a fat, psychotic, hypocritical cunt. I've never seen the view but anything to hear less of her BS and more possibilities of someone throwing her under a bus is a good move.

Rozanne is a crotch grabber, like Rosie...they need to hire Rozanne and keep Rosie and fire that stupid Elizabeth(survivor)since all she knows how to do is kiss G.W.'s ass..what a crow-nie! Get your own brain bitch!!

They are missing out on half of a potential audience. No guy in his right mind would watch it regularly. That show needs less fat annoying bitches and more half-naked whores. Guys get enough annoying honey-do bitch talk at home and will never watch this show as casted, because there is too much talk on it. Remember folks, more sluts = better ratings, and that is a proven fact.

I think Roseanne should move to Florida. She's singlehandedly make the state more attractive, which sucks for them because she is atrociously hideous.

#57--stay in England where u belong,"mygoodsir dickbrain..."

I mean seriously, I have tons of family in Florida, but they'd all be worth the sacrifice if we could clean up some of the fucking garbage down there. Just nuke the whole fucking state.

F U....We'll never get nuked...Tsunami yea.hope so...this state is better than any other state..u people have nothing in your state to do...and u know it.

I think if Roseanne, or any other person with a "strong-personality" comes on the show, it will just cause more problems. Barbra Walters seems like the type of person that upsets easily if the spotlight gets taken away from herself for too long.

CORRECTION=spears only pretended to sing for 14 minutes not 15. DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK IF U PULLED AN ASHLESS SIMPSON ON 5 OF YOUR OLD SONGS..THAT MIGHT HAVE WORKED WHEN U WERE A 15, BUT NOT NOW AT 25..YOUR DONE,,GET USED TO IT, STUPID BITCH...DO THE HO-DOWN....

Rosie needs to stay on Tv,fuck the view..give her something else..we love lesbians..strong bitchez....

Wow. Removing Meredith and adding Rosie O'Donnell is a bit like removing the lifeboats on the sinking Titanic and replacing them with large boat anchors.