Apr 24 2007Rosie O'Donnell still obsessed with Donald

Rosie O'Donnell dropped the F-bomb while hosting the Matrix Awards in front of New York's most accomplished women in media yesterday and concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!" Rosie's publicist said:
O'Donnell's publicist, Cindi Berger, told us: "When you ask for Rosie, you know what you're getting. She's not a shrinking violet. She's a stand-up comedienne. She says things that are provocative."
Seeing Rosie O'Donnell grab her crotch and shout "Eat me!" pretty much tops my list of things I never want to do. Right up there with arm wrestle an octopus. They've got eight, man! Why even try?

Reader Comments
1. jpjrocks - April 24, 2007 2:30 PM
Frist
2. JoBOO - April 24, 2007 2:31 PM
FRIST!!!!!!
3. sharpei dude - April 24, 2007 2:33 PM
Eat Rosie??? I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater.
4. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 2:35 PM
She is Trump. They are the same person. Think about it. Have you ever seen them together? Look at their faces, ROSIE IS DONALD and vice versa.
5. AspartamePop - April 24, 2007 2:37 PM
EW gross! Didn't she used to be normal? Wait.. no, maybe not.
6. queeniemab - April 24, 2007 2:40 PM
ewww hahaha! why would she ever think anybody would EVER want to do that? :S disgusting
7. Badmofo210 - April 24, 2007 2:41 PM
"eat what?' her penis?
8. castanza - April 24, 2007 2:43 PM
you know, she has always been so NOT funny that I forgot she used to supposedly be a comedian. I don't know what she is now. But I wouldn't call her a comedian. That's like calling a person that works at the counter at a roller skating rink a "fireman".
9. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 2:46 PM
I'd hit it... with an ugly stick, oh wait, God already did that.
10. Plastic Sturgeon - April 24, 2007 2:49 PM
One thing is for sure, her penis is much larger than Trump's.
11. biatcho - April 24, 2007 2:54 PM
If she's a stand-up comedienne I would hate to ever see what an angry, fat, unfunny lesbian is like on stage.
12. Superfish - April 24, 2007 2:56 PM
HEY ROSIE!!
**grabs krotch
SUCK ME!!!
***slaps rosie down and pisses on her...alot
13. Conky - April 24, 2007 2:59 PM
Is there anyone less attractive in the entire celebrity world than this dyke? I think not.
14. Argyle - April 24, 2007 2:59 PM
Please delete the picture. Gross
15. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 2:59 PM
(.)(.)
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EAT IT!
16. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 3:01 PM
Fucking thing centered by naked lady damn it.
17. campzine.com - April 24, 2007 3:02 PM
She's classy. Like a really good painting of something or a sensibly priced box of wine.
18. Carol - April 24, 2007 3:02 PM
Now that is just to gross for words!
19. Superfish - April 24, 2007 3:03 PM
#9 no, that was me. sorry
i'd still piss on her. i'd probably shit on her too...repeatedly. i'd kill her if it wasn't illegal.
20. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 3:06 PM
#19.If you are superfish, fix my naked lady body. It looked perfect and then when I posted it it got all fucked up.
Luckily I DO look perfect ALWAYS so it's not a big deal, but still it's frustrating.
21. wedge1 - April 24, 2007 3:09 PM
Maybe she ought to do the eating, that way she won't be speaking and we won't have to suffer any more of her pride-induced, unfunny rants!
22. Bern - April 24, 2007 3:09 PM
The key to effectively wrestling an octopus is smoking enough opium to kill a cow and running around in a circle wearing nothing but an Ascot.
23. Superfish - April 24, 2007 3:10 PM
#20 man i wish i was the REAL superfish...that would give me only more reason to piss on rosie.
ur body still looks nice...even though it is slightly out of proportion...ok, it looks like crap.
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V
mine's no better...
24. kelley :D - April 24, 2007 3:10 PM
oh, rosy. how classy. how feminine. how much we want to eat your penis.
youll never even be able to fathom.
25. 24 - April 24, 2007 3:13 PM
oh dear rosie, how i fantasize running a Truck over your fugly face..... good times!
26. chaunceygardner - April 24, 2007 3:14 PM
Obese cunt.
27. Superfish - April 24, 2007 3:15 PM
(.) (.)
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....V
i think i got it this time...if not, oh well, i've banged way hotter broads. it coulda been worse...coulda been rosie.
28. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 3:21 PM
Yeay #27.
Thank you.
29. Lena - April 24, 2007 3:27 PM
So true #11
30. kellygirl57 - April 24, 2007 3:31 PM
I wanna try:
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31. kellygirl57 - April 24, 2007 3:32 PM
damn spacing!
32. iamsosmrt - April 24, 2007 3:36 PM
#30. Creative and very porn star looking. Well done.
33. 1MILFhunter - April 24, 2007 3:47 PM
If Rosie's crotch was filled with ice cream, no grown man could eat that much.
34. anothershityear - April 24, 2007 3:50 PM
grabbing your dick and yelling eat-me qualifies someone as a professional stand-up comedian?
(deliberately not -enne)
one time camping i squatted and took a shit in the woods
little did i know, if i had just yelled "Drink Coke and eat popcorn!" while doing it i could start putting Ph.D at the end of my name
that thing should change its name to Ronald
look at that picture.. that is a man baby
Ronald Mc'Donnell
35. UNWASHEDMASSES - April 24, 2007 3:54 PM
When did "provocative" become synonymous with "gross, unfunny and obscene"? How I long for the good old days, when a celeb was as roundly despised as Rosie they faded from the scene only to reappear on the back page of the National Enquirer in a "Whatever Happened To?" segment.
36. arden - April 24, 2007 4:44 PM
Really really have never been able to stand this 'woman'.
37. crazyotto - April 24, 2007 4:54 PM
........I still say she is the angriest,overweight,lesbian,un-funny,sit-down,talk-show host,comic/executive producer in the business today.
38. lambman - April 24, 2007 4:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHA that's pretty darn funny actually, who wouldn't say "eat me" to Donald Trmp? The guy is such a duche
39. MackDaddy69 - April 24, 2007 5:01 PM
I would call Rosie a festering yeast bag, but that would be an insult to bags of festering yeast.
40. beer - April 24, 2007 5:16 PM
Rosie has a soggy diaper log for a penis. Her saying "eat me" means, "I got one for the Diaper Jenie."
41. imakemistakes - April 24, 2007 5:42 PM
(0)(0)
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what...you don't know?
that's the rack of a pussycat!
meow.
42. Binky - April 24, 2007 6:02 PM
Rosie rocks. Check out her site.
43. greeneyedcat - April 24, 2007 6:03 PM
I was neutral about her until now.
I'm just too grossed out.
44. no1justminda - April 24, 2007 6:20 PM
Rosie and Donald are perfect for each other, they just don't realize it.
45. Binky - April 24, 2007 6:33 PM
Funny-not funny ?...Barbie-not Barbie?
Rosie has more guts than anyone in Hollywood.
46. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves - April 24, 2007 7:18 PM
Rosie and Donald in the Octagon! I'd pay 100 bucks to see that and my money's on Rosie. Evem though her head is the size of a turkey.
47. NicotineEyePatch - April 24, 2007 7:35 PM
Yeah, right, Rosie telling someone ELSE to eat something... sure.
48. Jack Zodiac - April 24, 2007 10:55 PM
My dick would probably jump right off my crotch and in front of a train if I ever heard or saw that.
49. Spindoc - April 25, 2007 4:21 AM
Her crotch smells like Michelle Rodriguez's Lip Gloss....why is that?
50. krazihottkelli - April 25, 2007 4:49 AM
Funny how everyone knows so much about her crotch, must of been there..Rosie is a stong bitch from hell, but she needs to be in this Donald Freakin Trump world us bitches live..what do u expect from her.At least she has the BALLS to say what she's thinking, not like most of America..Stop acting like these r the Hilter days, well they kind of r, but that will end in 2008!
51. RichPort - April 25, 2007 5:40 AM
I swear, Rosie's wife must constantly be picking hairs out of her teeth. No need for floss in that household.
52. rrd - April 25, 2007 6:01 AM
I love Rosie. She tells it like it is. She a stand-up comedienne for crissake!
53. Bugman4045 - April 25, 2007 7:29 AM
Superfish, you could have put the NSFW warning up before letting us see the line "grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!". God , I feel ill just thinking about her...nekkid...spread..ugh!
54. krazihottkelli - April 25, 2007 7:38 AM
She's funny,,love crotch jokes..she reminds me a Rozanne. Strong Bitches....they'll kick your freakin ass, toooooo!
55. krazihottkelli - April 25, 2007 7:42 AM
#51-one sick shit...learned in govt. today that Congress is trying to pass a bill to bring home the troops,,BUT, u know who is going to veto it...so glad that I am not a mom, I feel for the troops and the families. So sorry you r suffering for nothing!
56. F-Sucker - April 25, 2007 8:12 AM
I'll bet it smells like 2,000 year old wet dead wolf pussy.
57. RichPort - April 25, 2007 8:20 AM
@55 -- You just learned that in class today? Awwwwwwwww, how sweet! Pick up a fucking newspaper, maybe you won't sound like a fucking retard all the time. And just why did you feel the need to share that with me? You write and talk just like Dubya. My bad, I mean, U rite N tawk lyke W.
58. whitegold - April 25, 2007 8:24 AM
"She's not a shrinking violet" - yeah, that's an understatement.
59. slckrme - April 25, 2007 9:15 AM
there ya go.
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60. Truthseeker013 - April 25, 2007 1:17 PM
Isn't it *obvious*? She *wants* Captain Combover...
61. iamsosmrt - April 25, 2007 1:24 PM
#41 That's actually Rosie O'Donell's anatomy too...er wait, how many boobies do cows have?
#59. Nice. Me likey.
62. krazihottkelli - April 26, 2007 7:49 PM
asshole,sure u never seen W write..what r u , his fuck buddy?
63. iheartjoshblue - April 27, 2007 10:36 PM
I'm so fucking sick of homophobia. Like 3 ppl talked about something other than her sexual orientation. You all, or Superfish for that matter, wouldn't get away with this if it was her race being disrespected so pathetically. I have a sense of humour- that's why I come here- but this is just disgusting.
64. Tommy - December 7, 2007 12:40 PM
Rosie...step away from the fork. Put down the fork!