Apr 26 2007Prince humiliates Paris Hilton

RIP First!

I now love Prince even more than before.

You mean "Prince is the Latest to Humiliate Paris Hilton"
or perhaps
"Prince Humiliates Paris Hilton, saves her the trouble of doing it herself" ... again.

What a whore... who wears their lingerie out in public? Oh, a talentlessherpeswhore.

what bitch! geez

WOW! How would it feel to be pwned by a has been when you are a never was??? hahahah!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *big breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*wipes tear* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The only way it could have been better was if I was there to see it!!

Of all of the people in the world, Prince has found someone more pathetic than himself. And then FLAUNTS it!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Prince should be annoinated for sainthood.

Or

Prince should be anointed for sainthood.

Damnit! I bet this all happened this last weekend - I was in Vegas - I COULD HAVE SEEN IT!!!!

Prince is now officially The King.

I'd still love to bust a nut into her wonky eye.

Tick tock, tick tock...
Your 15 minutes are fleeting Paris.

Damn it, I wanna see her do a backflip through a hoop of fire like some kind of super guinea pig. :(

I'm actually just amazed that she was even capable of being humiliated -- I would have thought she would have laughed, taken a sperm-flavored Jello shot and tried to crowd surf ...

She has the biggest feet I have ever seen! I didn't know they made designer shoes in size 14.

this bitch has the grossest feet.

awwie,

poor paris.

:'[

This is just plain hilarious. I'm from Minneapolis and we love our Prince!

Yes, but who is the chick with all the tattoos walking behind Paris and then sitting behind her in the car? Or is that Prince?

Wonky eye in full effect BOYEEEEE!

Damn, that first pic looks like she's had a stroke.

She forgot to pump her breasts before these pictures were taken :(

$10 says he still shagged her backstage. And all her friends.

Then played B-ball with Charlie Murphy, then made him some pancakes.

It's good Paris didn't sing because otherwise the building would collapse.Maybe she's aware of that possible danger.

#1, you couldn't resist, could you???

I've always like Prince. Since I was 13!!! Purple Rain, Purple Rain....I'm from Minneapolis too.

But I did stop listening to his music before the nineties, still like him for the memories, but now I love him for making a bigger fool out of Paris.

Why do I care, you ask?

I don't really....

Didn't you know? The tattoo'd thing is actually Paris' long-lost tranny brother. She sleeps with him/it/(insert other non-gender-specific label).

Why can't girls with really nice tits, and actually attractive wear lingerie in public? ***sigh**

Haha awesome.

Jeeez, look at her feet! All bony and shit!

Yeah who is that chick with the tats? Looks like one of Amy Winehouses friends.

Where did her tits go? I am so confused. I think she is one of many androids. That is why you see her in 15 places at once. The perky nipples look nice. It must be on of those cold Southern California nights

ROFL!! Good for Prince. Show that publicity whore that talent in singing is better than talent in, well, being loose. Looks like she wore her hooker intimate wear to the event instead of getting dressed like classy people, lol.

Prince is a singer and musician of the highest caliber. He is an artist who has contributed over and over to the world. Paris is raw ego on legs with ZERO talent, ability, or contributions to the world, she is even bad at sex from what I have seen. Prince let her off EASY.

She can´t sing, she obviously can´t act... the only thing she ever does are sex tapes, nude photos, etc etc... BS!!!!! She should become a porn star and get over it already, this thing´s getting old... *yawns*

She looks like a greased up pig in these pictures.

@34 - is that a bad thing?

Hey Jimbo, I liked your link on the last thread, that was funny

OMG Thank you Thank you Fish. You're Magnificent.

(#19 I've always liked Prince as well.I knew some Minneapolis girls who knew him. They said he was a good guy.)

Lowlands from Rotterdam goes off to college at Texas A&M, but about 1/3 of the
way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money
his parents gave him.

Then he gets an idea. He calls his father.

"Father," he says, "you cannot be believing the wonders that modern education has
coming up with! They actually having a program here at Texas A&M that
will teach our dog Old Blue how to talk!"

"That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that
program?"

"Just send be sending the dog, yah, and with $1,000" Lowlands says. "I'll get him putting into the
course."

So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About 2/3 way through the
semester, the money runs out. Lowlands calls his father again.

"So how's Old Blue doing, son," his father asks.

"Awesome, Father, he's talking up the storm," he says, "but you won't have
believe this - they've had such the good results with this program that they've
implemented another new one to teaching the animals how to READ!"

"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in
that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him put on the class."

His father sends the money.

Lowlands now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find
out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
"Where's Old Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"

“Father," Lowlands says, "I have some grim and bad news. Yesterday morning, just before
we are to left to the flight home, Old Blue was in the living room kicking it back in the
recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does sometimes. Then he
turned to me and asked, 'So, is your Father still messin' around with that
little redhead who lives in the town?' "

The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Father!"

"That's my boy!"

(Lowlands went on to be a successful lawyer......)

Those aren't human feet. They are part chicken, part lizard.

Prince officially stepped up one level of respect with me. Awesome job, shorty.

I vote for #8 or #9

I don't know which is funnier ... the actual story or #3's modified tagline. >^D

I hate how she can just piss away $125 like that (can you believe that tickets to see Prince in Vegas go for that much?). When does she go broke & have to start doing gang-bang porn to feed her coke habit?

You mean this link? That is what I do best

he could have just done what i would have done. slap her down and piss on her.

#45 I would have paid an extra $125 for that.

I would have joined in. I would love to bitch slap Paris and pee on her

10 to 1 that skank goes running back to him for some more verbal humiliation and sodomy.

(Fish didn't say sodomy, I just added that in for dramatic effect and it totally fuckin' worked. Yoo hoo!)

Don't know why Prince treated Paris like this.He's almost twice her age and half her lenght.Maybe he's teasing her because he's interested in her?

#49)Muahahahaha!!That's a good one!

#46 for you, it's on the house!

#47 then maybe you'll be interested in joining me cause i planned the same technique for rosie. i mean sure, Tyra Banks can grab her boobs, but just slapping and pissing on fat lesbians all day can do a horny body reeeeaaaalllll good!

#48 i may not be SUPERFISH superfish...but just so someone named "fish" says it...sodomy

Q: what would be the EASIEST way to murder paris without getting jailed?

A: putting a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool

About time pissface starts getting publicly humiliated.. I'd rather watch Meangirls than hear about this clam.

I'd pay five times as much money as one of he no doubt ridiculously shitty albums costs to see her do a backflip through a flaming ring. That talentless cocksucker's gotta' be good for something besides making clumsy night vision pornos.

#39 That was fracking HILARIOUS!!! Email it to me
Nevermind, I'll copy and paste. I'm horrible at remembering jokes

As weird of a dude as that prince is, have to give him props for that one :)

Prince totally Bat-danced that fucking skeeze.

That's not what happened...
First of all, Prince didn't invite her onstage, he invited her friend. This bitch took it upon herself to get up there. Maybe that's why he insulted her (Told the truth, more like it)
#23- you owe someone $10. Prince wouldn't sleep with that for all the heels in the world. That's like fucking a hole in the ground
#49- what the fuck are you smoking ? If he's 3'7", he still has more class than that walking twat.
#53-RAOFLMAO!!!!

Well, it was sorta mean, but it's Prince. If he can't imply that Paris can't sing, who can? When you get up on stage with Prince, it's like getting on the basketball court with whoever the hell the best basketball player is. She should have been embarrassed to even BE on stage with Prince, she should have just passed on that one, because who goes to a Prince concert to hear Paris Hilton sing, anyway? I'd demand my money back for that shit. After I throw the trash and rotted vegetables at her, of course. Cause I carry trash and rotted vegetables around with me at all times, just in case I get a chance to throw them at Paris. You gotta be prepared. Like a ninja. A trash-throwing ninja.

What a pity she didn't take her sister Nicky with her.Maybe Paris was a bit shy in the first place. But i'm sure together with her sister she would sing her nursery ryhmes on stage for Prince.

The best thing is there's fuck all she can do about it. He don't hang around with her whore crew, there will be no MySpace retaliation she's just gone have to deal.

Can anyone else feel the amazing energy being emitted from the brain of Lowlands?

61)Maybe a dummy in their mouth and a rattle will encourage them more?

as much as i CAN'T STAND her...she has some REALLY cute dresses. i freaking LOVE the one in those pictures. BITCH.

WHY is this post not about Lindsay? I'm tired of this, we have gone almost 3 hours without any Lindsay news!

F*CK THIS IM OUT!

#50 It's because I love your laugh Lowlands. Your turn - good blonde joke. oxoxoxoxxo

#61 LOL and I'm so sure Prince would have let them (not)

Barbado Slim: I apologize. I was wrong. Color evidently does matter (sometimes) - in that last pic, Paris has picked up a tranny and when Eddie Murphy did it, he totally got busted.

Shit, there's no special character html code for Prince's symbol. No wonder he went back to his original name. LMAO@41, shorty! HAHAHA

And 21, I effin laughed forever that was TDF! Really awesome posts today!

I typed in this skank cunt's name on the Prison Bitch name Generator, and it came up with "Juicy Ass" - so I suppose if justice is ever done and she spends time in the slammer for her DUIs, she will be able to keep busy there...

And who the hell is that corpse she is with?? I didn't know Marilyn Manson's sister hung out with trash like Paris...

Where did her MAGIC BRA go?

Yes prince!!! someone needs to put that brat in her fucking place.

# 60 Basketball ? Steve Nash - Phoenix Suns.
(Well, ok Kobe has a few good games)

...corky thinks she looks retarded...

...did prince try to play hoops with her then offer her pancakes???...

prince > life. what a legend.

She should change her name to a symbol like Prince - only hers could be a used condom or a set of dirty sheets - she could call herself, "The Douchebag Formerly Known as Paris" or something like that...

thats a good punch ! prince wins this one , obviously

It's not like he asked her, to like spell her last name or add 2 and 2 together. She is so trashy and starting to look like a tranny.

As it turns out, I'm the lady from the audience who sang "Play that funky music" with Prince on Friday 20th April 2007
He had already invited a handful of people onstage to dance, Paris Hilton was one of them and so was I.
Prince respectfully asked anyone to from the audience to sing that song with him and never sniggered about whether Paris could sing or not. The microphone was with his backing singer, Shelby and she was the one that apparently offered the microphone to Paris. I knew the song and I in my excitement I frantically ran across the stage to seize the opportunity of a lifetime; the honour to sing with the greatest of all entertainers, Prince himself. It looked as though the problem was that Paris did not know that particular song, so I started singing the first bar of the verse of the song with the mic still in Shelbys hand. Prince then signaled Shelby to let me continue and that was it. Prince did not dis Paris and Paris did not storm off in anger. The whole event was great fun and awesome entertainment, nothing should be taken away from that. And I'll never forget that moment that I shared the stage with Prince!!!!

Thanks for sharing, Janet, but I don't think anyone here will believe you.

#80 is such a lier...probably really Paris! Prince, u crack me up..good job,,these asshole wannabe singers have the music studio to back them up, they can't sing shit..Paris is good for running away from Live shows...remember SNL....

Correction on #82 (liar) wouldn't want that plowshit to trash me over my spelling...

I would love to see this bitch pass the F-cat...I heard she was home schooled and of course didn't graduate...She could never pass....stupid bitch..

It really says something about you when you're a tall, famous, supposedly atrractive blonde, and even Prince won't fuck you.

@83 -- Another day of verbal diarrhea I see.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like she has a very successful music career.. she may want to consider singing naked the next time she has a gig to take people's attention away from the fact that she really can't sing.

At least her (and her friend in the red dress) look pretty.

How about Paris having some fellatio with Prince's guitar the next time?He should shove the biggest part of his guitar in her mouth the next time.

Oh yea,,,just aced the F-cat,,,one point away from perfect...hell yea...18 days left of school...ocean---here I come.....

@80 yeah, you need to STFU, nobody wants to read that obvious bullshit, whore.

Who died and made your OLD STUPID ASS BOSS!!!! U must be plowshits boyfriend,sound just like him....bitch.my bad...JEALOUS BITCH...

Who is the undead on her right?

The Hilton allegedly known as "Singer".

That is the future of America.

@88 -- So wait, you took the test today AND got the results today. Yea riiiiiiight. Florida can't even count votes. And I doubt you'd do very well on the English part. I dare say Paris is smarter than you. And cleaner. And less of an oral whore.

@93 -- Lilly livered Lilliputan. Little do you know we just signed a trade pact with the UK. The UK promises to stop sending us garbage celebs and we promise to ship all of our garbage to Liverpool. A win-win really...

I said I fuck'n aced it,u fuck'er! Meaning the freakin results, bitch!! Yea, I'm not one of those old bitches counting votes..had nothing to do with that shit.I might add, it was Republicans...yea,,u sound like one of these one-track mind bitches ....u wish I was an oral WHore...

@96 -- So did you gag the first time some Cuban dude whipped out his monster schlong and proceeded to face fuck you like a clogged toilet being violently plunged? Was he a real freak? You know the type to make you vomit after sticking it in too far, wipe his dick on your blouse, then stick it back in your bile soaked mouth? Did he tell you that all the girls your age were doing it, so it would be ok, as he steered your reluctant head, mouth agape, toward his pup tented lap?

Ok, so U vomited when Chicken stuck it in too far...haha-your nasty..looks like u just described a brokeback to me,yelk..its not OK----NO , YOUR the WHORE!!

yelk?

I think the problem your having with Virgins is that U don't know any....and I would be willing to bet that u have old balls that hang to the floor when u stand..yea, that's what I thought...so trash me for not being a whore....bitch.

What the f-k, why would I do a cuban dude.OMG...so now your real passion comes out..its Cuban meat u love so very much.

So,,,u like dark meat.. that's funny...

@102 -- You still didn't answer, what the fuck is yelk? Is that what a whore says when she's about to gag?

As it turns out, I'm the guy from the audience who Paris blew backstage at the Prince concert on Friday 20th April 2007.

#99 yelk is used when substituting your for you're.

but never with u r.

she's no Shelia E.

I now love Prince.

Who's the fresh faced hottie in the red dress?

The one with a heart "valves n all" tattooed to her chest..

someone has to have video footage of this, please?

#103 yelk is my response meaning you make me f'n sick in how you described what u wanted to do with that Cuban, in post#97, u f'n gross ass...and by the way...I will never R.I.P....u can only wish..

@97 So I was wondering...are Cuban guys known for having monsterous shlongs?

# 113---WHAT the Fuck do I know about Cuban men?! Well, don't know any , but let's examine it: Cuban man,,small built,doesn't always mean a small(shlong)according to a couple of my friends....however I hear that really big guys, some who play football have the smallest of all...Personally, I haven't a clue...NOR do I want one...

I REALLY love the dress.

And isn't it ironic...

Prince, in 1999, one of our radio stationz played that song 1999 the whole year one after another....i thought i was going outta my head....crazishit!

for some reason unbeknown to man, I occasionally favour to think that Paris Hilton is actually attractive and we all give her way too much of a hard time.
Then I do something insanely heroic like watch the 'Nothing in this World' video clip and come to the inevitably sane conclusion that, wait a minute, maybe I should stay away from those funny little mushrooms I found in the garden before I attempt to form an accurate opinion on how paris hilton looks.
Damn that woman is an ugly, mindless whore.
Death to Paris.