Apr 18 2007Paula Abdul gets denied

no, no, I believe it. She is unstable

I was so close to first. Damn you typekey. Lol. =] I don't think she would act like a diva.

see? i did that by complaining about cameron diaz. i rule.

the boooooooooobs!

This woman is a wreck. Her face looks like a monkey. Her tits are fucking disgusting. She owns a bunch of little dogs and dresses them up in jackets. Ahhh.

Straight up denied.

Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?

John Tesh is eating my brain....

WTF IS WRONG WITH HER STERNUM?!?!

why is she flying southwest?

Oh and again: What's with the "blonde hair" background wallpaper on the main page of this site, and on PerezHilton...? And who the hell are the people clinging to it? Did I miss something?

Why?...she's so hot. J/k. Get it?

Thank you Fish you RULE!!!

WTC She looks like Micheal Jackson. How much fucking makeup do they put on her when she is on American Idol. No wonder Simon is a dick to her. She probably scared his little will back up inside of him

ew. shes on something man, i was flippin through channels the other night and came across her "critiquing" (sp?) on American Idol and she seemed like she either has down syndrome or she was doped up. Take your pick.

Her sad boobies look like they're gonna eat me :/

I was wondering who the smelly old bitch was that would not let me take my seat when I flew out to Chicago this week. It was her. Fucking Bitch!!! she kept taking my champain and was tring to eat my ice cream.

"You're no Sanjaya!"

Could there possibly be a better burn in the history of the known universe?

yeech....looks like Estelle Getty from the neck down....and yes, I know Estelle's dead.

I hope that butt munch Sangina wins

Estelle Getty's dead?!?

almost 5pm, almost 5pm.....wheeeee.....

Fish you have 45 more minutes

But people with disabilities *were* allowed on first. i don't see what the issue is.

45 minutes, but if i start drinking now it will only feel like 10.....

18, 20: No, Estelle is not dead fortunately. Damn, she put the 'gold' in Golden Girls.

She did a interview a couple years back and revealed she was in chronic, severe all over body pain for decades. I forgot how she got rid of the pain, oh ya, reliable 'ol Vicodin! She's addicted to drugs and pain killers and uses her diagnosis as an exuce to remain high and dumb all the time, but what is her exuce for exposing us poor souls to that scary chest of hers? Does she really think she looks sexy?! O ya, she's high all the time. She doesn't think. That picture of her looks like something from "Plastic surguries gone terribly wrong!" Doesn't she have an advisor with all that cash she's makin off of Idol?

Drinking is good. It thnk I am going to do that tonight. Lots of it!!!!

PAULA DOESN'T HAVE A DISABILITY?!?!?!

She does too!! She is retarded

Her sweater panthers look like they're trying to escape.

Tear, flesh, tear! We will be FREE!!!!

I weep for joy...

Who shot her in the chest???

Remember, she is only an addict, you have to give her some credit.

It's never too early to start drinkin. Ever heard of a two-martini breakfast???

Mimosas?

Bloody mary is the breakfast of champions.

I drink at work all the time. Guess I'm no better than Paula!!!

Fish, pass the bottle. I got another 3 and 1/2 hours here...:(

Eh, I don't buy into a story like this. It is an uncredible source and seems too out of character. Check out the latest videos of Paula from American Idol on http://scenemaker.net

I think she had a meteor crash into the middle of her chest.

it's already been said above, and it's just too obvious, but it's too tempting, so here goes (again):

"..people with disabilities.."

look at that picture of her for this story once more..
you sure we couldn't find SOMETHING???!

WOOHOO! only 12 minutes left! i will have a drink for everyone here. by the time i am done, it will be time to come back tomorrow...

this site has gotten so boring. another boring picture and a boring story. what happened to the edge? what's on tap for tomorrow - paris hilton puts on shoes, lohan combs her hair, olsen twins get into a car-- wow - you sleuth... get a scoop or get a life.

Tori Spelling and Paula must have the same plastic surgeon, I mean look at the cave between her boobs!

Does that count as a disability?

WTF is wrong with her chest ...? This woman is falling apart.

good god women cover that shit up!!!

"...this is your chest on silicone"

See you tomorrow fish

That's why i always appear with dark sunglasses and a stuffed guidedog when i've to board on a plane.

What the hell is with her sunken in chest?

Fake story to go with her fake tits.

I'm not a woman, nor do I have cleavage.. but if mine looked like that, combined with that solar plexus area - I would not wear a shirt like that. I do have a solar plexus though.

Her chest is collapsing, some one call a doctor!

#23 - HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! OMFG!

Who cares about the story as much as how fake those cans are - they are so hideous they make Pam Anderson's & Jenna Jameson's look delightful!

39 read my mind! God DAMN that's a scary tit job.

She does have a disability: those sagging, depressed tits! She should board a plane first, so that nobody will be able to look at 'em.

Egad. That fake droppy booby cleave makes me want to gag.

click here to find out what paula has to say for herself,
http://tinyurl.com/2xw7zh

If clevage that looks like that doesn't qualify as a disability, I don't know what does! It looks like her sternum is made of silly putty and someone threw a golf ball at it. Ick!

I always wondered what my sternum would look like if I just started spontaneously banging the shit out of it with a mallet. I'M IN! Sign me up.

Wow...my wife Ethel is 89 and doesn't have tits like those.

#57 - looks like she needs some flesh colored spackling compound to fill in that crater between her tits. If that gap was filled with ice cream, a full grown man couldn't eat that much.

#9 #47 - didn't you see Alien?? Her chest is healed over now but that is where the alien came out. She isn't decent enough to keep it covered. She may have been the one to bring Xenu here.

fucking retard, coke head, junky bitch. what r those things on her chest?, it looks like excess skin to me....yup a pair of flip flops.

Sorry #26, I didn't read your post first. You are right. Britney vagina is one thing, but the real horror is her chest and it isn't just a "flash" - she keeps it fully displayed for hours on end. I think that is much worse (except for anything Paris shows) and we should all keep that in mind *shudder* when we start criticizing Lohan, etc. - they have seen her and now don't know any better.

Paula is fucking awesome. she is an amazing dancer and was a great performer. you guys need to back off. of course her tits are fucked up, she's like 50 or something! STRAIGHT UP LOVE YOU PAULA!!

dirk691---Paula sang freakin 2 songs I can remember and she is not a good dancer..she's not a good anything except an alcoholic,drug user that rattles on and freakin on about bullshit...when she is no expert about singing or anything, except being stoned. That's the show they should put her on " Can you tell us how stoned the Idol is"? She's stupid, SIMON, please replace her, otherwise, I'm done with that show.

Little (old) Miss Drug Fucked
Little (old) Miss Shit Faced
Little (old) Miss Botched Tit Job
take your pick!! sad old woman, get into rehab!!

Dumb broad.

59 HAHHAHAHAHAAA!!

Off the shoulder blouses = no-no for Paula

I don't believe it. That's just stupid.
I would expect that from Paris, Brit or Lilo, but why would Paula even be flying coach? Stupid.

nice cleavage

PLEASE SPARE US YOUR FAKE UGLY BREAST..WHAT MAKES THIS BITCH THINK WE WANT TO SEE SUCH AN UGLY DISPLAY..?

HELP..MOMMIE ALERT..SOMEONE SAID MY MOMMIE,BRITTNEY SPEARS WAS IN HERE,,BUT I CAN'T FIND HER..MY BROTHER AND I R HUNGRY AND WE WANT ROCKED TO SLEEP..PLEASE,,SOMEONE TELL MY MOMMIE SHE HAS KIDS.HELP,,MOMMMIIIEEE!!!!!

OMG...whats up with her boobs...they look like they were squashed

PAULA,,YOU SUCK AND YOUR UGLY, BUT AT LEAST YOU NOT LIKE MY MOM(BRITTNEY SPEARS),,YOU DIDN'T HAVE TWO KIDS THAT YOU HATE AND WON'T HOLD AND ROCK TO BED AT NIGHT..MOMMIE!

I know it's been mentioned already but... FRANKENBOOBS!

I didn't have time to read the story.

I'm still trying to figure out why her chest looks like that.

thats happens when you are a bitch xoxo

No - there's no way that Paula would be on a commercial flight. Then again, she does get an American Idol judge salary. Still.

She's like Mr. Bean

I like the bit where she pushes everybody out the way, it sounds like a water slide or something... Paula wants to get in the pool first.

Why does Paula look like WTF?? Why is her chest looking like it caved in (or about to)Why is Follyhood so gone over board? WANT to know.

she needs to straighten her wig..