Apr 4 2007Paris Hilton takes herself too seriously

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She's worried that if she gets a reputation as a party girl then she won't get that Oscar Nomination for the movie "National Lampoon's Pledge This!".

You can see her dillema......and her herpes blisters.

Bah, she's just using her lawyers to generate buzz for the episode.

What's that? MTV is pulling the clip? [smacks head] Pussies.

She doesn't want anyone to see it because it was before she got her inflated rack.

@ 3....i agree

#3, sounds about right.

Her bony feet are creeping me out. Looks like she has on her famous "bra" again. When is she gonna flash us some titty so we can then speculate on proportion? And how close they resemble Mrs. Garrison's from South Park.

Since when did she start looking like such a heiffer? She's really chunkin' it up these days.

I'd so hit it...if I could cover my body with a disease inpenterable film.

Then, I'd bang her like a church bell on Easter.

she's STILL wearing the magic bra...why not just give her the death sentence and get it over with?

There's the boobies again. They just look silly now. Holy shit, she looks like Beth in South Park when Cartman parodies Dog the Bounty Hunter. You know, only uglier.

Oh, by the way, I didn't say "FIRST" when I posted....and look, the world didn't end. Just a quick lesson for all the "Firsties" out there.

Oh, and Tom Cruise doesn't just like "The Cock" He likes it so much that the other night, when Ron Jeremy was in him from behind, he still asked John Goodman to give him a little Mouth Lovin. That Tom, such a Character.

Just saw #5's comment. Lol. Wow. She really IS a cartoon character!

Wearing Tinkerbell's outfits won't make her tits look any bigger, they just make her look like a fat chihuahua.

Seriously, Paris Hilton must own this site. And #5 I hope she gets Mrs. Garrisons hair cut.

I really think now she DID get implants! how can we find out?

i wonder how herpes is treating her nowadays...and does she take valtrex? screw that! just remove her vajayay all together

Seriously, it's like her brain all of the sudden realized that there is a whole world of push-up bras out there. Too bad she didn't know about condoms before she caught the old burning blisters. Skank...

i don't think she has implants. they look pretty smooshed

Look at them big ol' fake boobies.

Anyone who thinks she didn't have implants has clearly never seen a breast before. THOSE ARE NOT REAL!!! There is NO way a Push Up could do that- TRUST ME!!! Don't you think she tried push ups before?!?! Get a CLUE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! XOXO

Yeah, in this pic, it just looks like she's using a lame push-up bra.

She's gaining weight fo sho. MOOOO

hey, dead stoner, i really liked turd in the garbage.

She looks quite jovial in the 3rd shot. Like my kinda girl. If her skirt was a little longer. OW!

I am actually bored of seeing Paris Hilton. Pushing up her boobs to make them look big.

14--She did the surgery at the same time Britney was assaulting SUVs with umbrellas. Good distraction, Brit! Who says all the young starlets aren't good friends? :D

WOOO HOOO she still has the boobs!!!!

AND she's still got class! oh, wait, nevermind.

actually that's a good call on her part. I mean she just got arrested for violating probation, you want to at least pretend to respect the laws you broke.

I never said she has class, just new boobs

I was just hit with the best possible career move for her: her people need to get a hold of the scrpit for the Fantasy Island Kooky Remake Movie. (I'm betting this exists). Paris is a shoo-in for the Spoiled Slutty Widow. Wilmer Valderrama can play the part of Ricardo Monteban, and that little dwarf guy from Austin Powers can do "De Plane! De Plane".
Hijinx and sexually suggestive scenarios will ensue and everyone will leave the island with a fresh outlook.....

And a fresh case of Herpes and gonorrhea.

Yeah. DEFINITE boob job.

Paris's new look is udderly fantastic. And I can't wait to see her latest moooooo-vie.

#7 I agree with you there, she looks happy-go lucky in the 3rd pix (ahh gay Par'ee)

I am hoping for some prison lesbo flick

Me likey the push-up look, makes her even more boink-able (not forgetting the cautions given by #7) lol

You may get your wish, Jimbo.

God willing, she will be in prison within the year.

And rumor has it, she' a very cunning linguist.

*she's

Damn kids. They all need to learn how to cook and make they're own after-school snacks. Mommy's busy typing bullshit.

I am hoping they put her in Chino State Prison for Women.

I've touched Paris' titties before and have the herpes scars on my tongue to prove it.
Those sir, are not Paris titties, those are nasty, fake titties.

She must be giving in and finally letting Hef put her in Playboy.

This is completely off topic...but something about the Paris pics reminded me of this:

A girl in junior year of high school once told me, point blank with a serious look on her face, that her 26-year-old dropout junkie boyfriend wasn't a "lazy junkie" but a "narcotics enthusiast".

I suppose that makes me a "cannabis enthusiast"(stoner), "gynecological enthusiast"(horn dog) and "slumber enthusiast" (lethargic douche).

The only way to know will be when she wears something one can't wear a bra with....

Her boobs make her look fat.

Jesus - are those boobs getting bigger everytime i see a new pic of her or what? In that last pic they almost look pammy big.

Nice school girl look Paris. Time to grow up ya think?

@40
There is no way a bra of any kind is making the boobs look that big. My cat had bigger boobs than she did. Those are store bought!!!

@41
I hope she is putting a few punds on. She has to run around in the shower just to get wet.

For anyone who still doesn't believe she has had surgery, check this out:http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/wickedwhispers/tm_headline=wicked-whisper%26method=full%26objectid=18824628%26siteid=89520-name_page.html

You all are cracking me up!! Fish comments that Paris is now resembling a character from Family Guy, yet most posters on this blog agree that she's better suited for South Park. Trey & Matt - are you guys reading this?!? Better yet, FISH, are YOU reading this?

Here's to hoping that she over inflates those boobies & blows herself up.

And now she has the fake boobs to match everything else in her life. She is complete, as in done, stick a fork in her. The boobs are timed to distract everyone from her faux pas.
So people just remember: PARASITE HITLER IS STILL A STUPID, RACIST PIG who thinks she is above reproach for any of her wrong doings. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY THE FAKE TATAS!

@46

What else is there to enjoy about her? He is like a never ending episode of Pee Wee's Play house. If I can't enjoy those new store bought TATAS, there is just no point. That is all she is good for, Our enjoyment!!!

PARIS AND I GO WAY BACK, AND I'M VERY OFFENDED BY ALL THIS. SHE IS THE SWEETEST, SMARTEST, PRETTIEST, aaa aha ha ha. I just can't do it anymore! Time for a shower

Paris Hilton is the devil. Please remember this. The fact that she realized that trannies with boobs look more like real girls than trannies with flat man chests is not a sign that she is worth anything more than a dead infested sea monkey, like always she is meant to be blatantly hated FOREVER.

I would LOVE to believe that a doctor sliced her open and shoved in dangerous silicone bags into her filthy body.

However I cannot believe it until I see her without a bra. If she wears an outfit free boob style like that nasty Victoria then I will believe it. Until then I must go with; super padded push up bra filled with a giant pair of gel falsies.

I have seen A cup girls put on a 2 inch padded push up and then add silicone falsies and they're boobs look just like this. Implants are usually far apart. This looks like squished fat. Remember you are only seeing a very small part of her boob. If I am wrong I will happily admit it once the proof comes out. If I am right I will act like a major ass and yell I told you so for days, just like I did when Katie served Tom with divorce papers... What? That has happened yet. Noted To Do #2.

OMG!! Is she still wearing the same bra? That’s just gross now I mean how many days in the same garment, is she like washing it out every night in the bathroom just so she can pretend to have a set?

@ 2 yes I think it’s just a PR move, just like her supposed roll as Mother Teresa in some film.

And yes this is a bra, time will tell summer is almost here and we can all look forward to her squacking around Malibu in what will be her now highly tattered undergarment shoved into some LV bathingsuit.

#48. I almost had a heart attack reading that. Luckily I am in fantastic shape.

But, do you know how dangerous it is to joke around like that. The fatties on here with cholesterol through the roof who repeatedly ignore their doctor's warnings and continue to shovel fried fat butter into their gaping pie hole could die reading shit like that. Oh wait one less pedophile on the internet, nevermind you keep that up!

The first picture looks like she got her hook nose fixed.

If I didn't know she was a disease ridden whore with serious attitude problems and a ridiculous penchant for acting retarded, a couple of her pictures might look decent.

Paris would be one hell of a lot hotter if nobody knew who she was. I actually admit to thinking she was a good looking girl around 7 years ago when she was still doing the runway thing. Then she let her dirty business get out there and didn't do any damage control that was worth a damn.

Now the only people who can stand her are drag queens because she's "faaaabulous."

Paris Hilton is 25
Her IQ is as though she is 5
She dresses like she's 15
And will have a facelift and more at 35

# 6 I hope you serious because I agree with you. I think that push-up bra is making her look chunky, or maybe she just did gain some weight. Either way I'd never want to be as heavy or thick as her. Yikes.

Gotta love the bruises on her knees and the white powder on her skirt.

I swear I read or saw on TV that she was spotted at a plastic surgeons office with her sister... They said she was going for a consult to get her eye fixed because the muscle for it was damaged in a previous surgery or something like that...

Anyone else remember this?

Looks to me like she got something else fixed instead

she had a boob job right? Why isn't anyone talking about it? That cannot really be just the bra.....why hasn't she been wearing it for years now?

I dont care what you guys say.. she is hot. Maybe not that hot.. but fake not, she actually looks human now!

Oh, sorry just read previous comment...your right I forgot about that eyelid....But, why isn't everyone going crazy about it...like they do everything else?

I really need one of those bras. Seems to me every pic Ive seen of her without a bra shes flatter than most men.

ugh, yet another punchline that has been recycled 342512351 times on the superficial..."it's like she's not a real person anymore, just a character from [fill in blank]"

writer's block much???

on a somewhat related note, its sad that I notice punchline patterns on a gossip website

didnt she use to look thinner?

She looks bad. Almost like a blond Mariah Carey...sort of thick waisted and horse"ish".

She's wearing that padded bra + silicone inserts lately to prep everyone for her implant surgery. What she should do is some stomach crunches instead!

I was thinking "is that news?!" cuz I thought it said

"paris lets her seriously taken"

But this actually is news, who knew she still seems to thinks about the things she does? What a stupid cunt

Damn, she looks good.

I think she's wearing a self adhesive bra or uses self adhesive tape to squeeze her boobs up.

Is it just me or does she look like she's gained a ton of weight? I'm not talking about the 25 lb. breast implants either. Her arms and legs look fatter.

I wish I had her life.
I would trade with her in a sec. and I wouldn't screw everything up by being such a thankless whore-bitch.

You people are really something. She's fat? I think the mirrors in your homes need a good cleaning. Maybe get off your lazy asses, stop blogging, and clean your mirrors. You will notice that people like Paris Hilton are not fat. Lohan is not fat. It's also people like you that are causing the epidemic of teenagers becoming bulimic, and anorexic. While I agree she is dumb as a box of rocks, and a loser in general, it just "ain't right" to bust on their weight, when there really isn't a problem. I'm willing to bet if there were pictures of all of us that reply to this goofy website, 99% of us are "fatter" than they are.

there's no "epidemic" of too-skinny teens, it's just the opposite - true epidemic of overweight kids, by far the fattest generation of american kids ever. they're already developing secondary diabetes, which is almost unheard of in people that young.

so yeah, paris is looking fat these days. not jus'stupid-level obese (with the problem of fat deposits between the ears), but still kinda fat.

@71 While it may be your opinion that I have fat between my ears, it is fact that these young girls emulate these "starlets" and are trying to be skinny. Their bodies are just developing and the lack of proper nutrition from purging, and not eating is causing major problems. While I may have overstated that is of epidemic proportions, it is still a major problem, and on the news regularly.
Besides, it's easy to sit behind your computer anonymously and dog people.
Lard ass...hehe

I tried on one of those bras just for kicks. I wanted to see if my pecs could go to Cleveland too. I have to say, even after not shaving, I drank for free all night and felt like a side of beef. We men are fucking stupid, we'll believe anything. Like that time I was fucking drunk off of Goldschlaugger and Peppermint Schnapps and high off of hippie weed, and that hottie in the miniskirt told me that she didn't have a dick, she just had a 6 inch clit. I ran right into a wall and have no idea what happened next.

French fried nipple warts, hold the mayo!

I really don't care what kind of super skank role model paris is. If little girls choose to emulate her I'm all for it. After I will always need people to wait my table, hand me my drive through, wash my car etc.

Somebody must have impregnated her breasts.Maybe a load of cum got stuck in her throat.

#72 - that kneejerk "theory" for eating disorders is trotted out all the time because it's comforting, not because it's true. all the blame goes to the evil models/actresses, Hollywood types, etc., and who wouldn't want to hate them? It's far less comfortable to acknowledge that like all emotional problems in childhood eating disorders are rooted in family conflict and dysfunction. 100% of girls are exposed to the too-thin body ideals, so almost all of them feel bad in some way about their bodies, but only a small percentage of already-vulnerable girls go on to develop eating disorders.

dude, those jigglies are looking pretty plump-- i guess she gave up red bull (read: blow) for lent. you know what she also needs to give up? men. i would love her to hook up with Triumph the Insult Dog so he can shat on her face and new jiggles. Check out http://video.dotcomedy.com/player/?id=85232 to see the hilarious Dog of all Insults bag on celebs from Carrot Top to Danny Bonaduce. and remember, there's nothing more controversial than K9 loving!

those are so fake. she had little bee stings before and people think a miracle bra is giving her that cleavage. plus, she can't get enough of them. do you see how often she checks to make sure they're still there?
someone asked how we can find out: in the last 2 months i bet there is ONE day that she wasn't caught by a single paparazzi and that's the day she got those boobs my friends

thank GOD she is gaining weight
paris with some curves-THATS HOT

She has implants. You know it, I know it, the writers of The Superficial know it. Until this information is confirmed by the representatives of the Hilton family, however, no one will make an assertion one way or the other for fear of getting sued to hell and back.

... boob job

lookin like her mom again !

FATTY FATTY FATTY! PARIS IS A FATTY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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(Family Guy)

she is getting big. I saw a more recent picture of her the other day in a brown wig and she was bigger than this even. She was quite chubby. I guess this is why she's been avoiding the spotlight lately. I would too. It's just too ironic.