Apr 2 2007Paris Hilton has an amazing bra

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!!

I'd like to suck those lovely ladies dry!

She has to draw attention away from her disease-riddled cootch, so she's propping up the girls.

Seriously, a push up bra, no matter how good, cannot make A cups look like DD's!

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She looks ridiculous!

Oh fuck off Herpes. She doesn't have anymore diesease than you do. Paris can touch my pleasure stick anytime, anywhere!~

I'm fucking humping my computer screen at this very moment!

She's gorgeous.

Paris who?

No bra can do that. I think she is lying (shockingly).

She always had a decent body. Those mammaries have made some recent "changes", though. There's just something not quite right about her face. It's like its been photoshopped - badly.

Can any bra create that much cleavage when Paris has such small tits to start with?
Please ladies, give us some opinion here. I'm with mismint, it seems that no bra (unless actually magical) could create that look.

Paris Hilton.

Oh, and by the way #6, fuck off.

Don't read 6 evreybody, it's not me.

It's a troll.

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truly Amazing!!!!

If you look at thos pics of her on that boat getting fondled by that scumbag... almost no boobage....

This looks really good on her... maybe she should have some work done....
Very impressed...

Almost makes you not notice her lazy eye......Almost....

LOL

Now if only she could buy something that would boost her IQ.

The question about great bra vs. fake tits will be answered when we see the first photos of her in a prison jump suit.

Her boobs are pushed up for the same reason her hair is in her face . . . to take attention away from her lazy eye.

@ #7

Priceless!

Is it just me or does Paris look smarter lately?

If only we could get a pic of her sitting and drooling while she stares sadly at a herpes sore on her lazy eye. That would be sweet...Since she is mentally retarded, does that make it wrong to make fun of her?

How in the hell is that priceless?

Did ya NOT see my comment about sucking on the ladies? Did ya miss that I was numero uno???

Wake the hell up dumbass, my comments are the priceless ones.

...but you can buy them from me for $3.99, any offers?

Wow - I'm impressed. The Fish actually posted something new on MONDAY MORNING! Must have done it before he went to work. Now THAT'S dedication.

Here's an article from this morning with Hillary Duff talking about "the pressure to stay thin in Hollywood", if anyone gives a rat's ass:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article
/2007/04/02/AR2007040200360.html?nav=rss_artsandliving/
entertainmentnews
Should make for some interesting jabs though.

No #16, it's just you.
If she had a suit outfit on & a bun in her head I could agree but black fish nets, her boobs over flowing from her bra & her ass hanging out, I think not.
Just looks like her usual half-wit whore self if you ask me.

And #18, no one's interested in your juvenile comments. And besides it's obvious you must already have the herp.

Hilary who?

Now THAT'S priceless!

But seriously, who is she and why would she be related to the Paris story? Are they involved? Oh please tell me that she left the fugly dude from Good Charlotte to get it on with Paris!

It would be a dream come true!!!

Let me go get some wet paper towels.

I just had an accident.

I think she looks ridiclous w/ such big boobs!

Oh yeah, fuck you DebuTAUNT.

You're obviously a crack addicted fatty so....

Get lost.

Ain't no way them puppy dogs are still real.

Seriously 23, get lost.

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

#23 Sweety I think it's time to take your ritalin!

Besides, better to be a crack-addicted fatty than infested with the herp :)

IT'S NOT ME!!!!!!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!

I hate this fucking site. I'm not coming here ever again. This shit is getting on my nerves.

#27, If your for real(which I personally doubt) than re-signup under a different handle.

this is fucking retarded.

Her breast seems to be pushed in a minaret.Although the minaret is upside down.

I think it's safe to assume their fake, well with the fake tan, fake eye color, fake hair, fake hair color . . .

those puppies are definitely fake... she'd have to have a lot of actual cleavage for them to be pushed up.. and we all know well and good that she had nothin' to begin with

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I don't know what is more nauseating on a Monday morning... Coutney Love's stomach, Paris Hilton,Jimmy Kimmel's fat ass face or Neo maxi's tirades re: his troll.
It's a toss up.

Her tits used to be about the same size as mine - which is a B-cup. (I know, I know, smaaallll. But so what?) And there is no way that I could make mine look like that. Not with that much bared - gel, air and whatnot heavily stuffed bras can make something out of nothing, but not show more skin than there originally was.

Nice saline but she's still ugly as all get out.

Wait, I do have a comment-more of a question...
Did she get a nose job? It's not pointing straight down anymore!!!

The tits are back!!!! I hope they are here to stay!!

What is wrong with this country????
What the hell ever happened to the attraction to voluptuous women like Sophia Loren? Chics with the 50's pin-up body?
Have ALL the men here turned fag?
I don't get the interest in this tall, skinny, boobless, assless, hook-nosed, wonky eye phony broad with herpes?
Is it because she's a rich yet classless? Has no self-respect? Or cuz she's just easy?
Please someone enlighten me, I just don't get it??????????

It was a two for one deal or a three for one deal. two boobs and one noise job. They all look better than they did before:)

Good candidate for a burqa.

The chic's sense of style is horrific!
I don't care how much those earings cost, they're hideous.
(I'm still laughing at how she tries to cover that wonky/lazy/glass thing.)

the nose is still the same; no work done there. just diff cam angles........ i think she needs a paper bag more than anything.. over her head, not anywhere internal.. so yeah, just the two for one deal :)

Oh, ok then no comment

#43 I doubt a paper bag, I'm thinking more along the lines of a garbage bag.

Actually, a bodybag is her best bet.

@ 39

First off, relax. Why get so worked up?

Otherwise, you're right on post points, except when you call her "tall." Paris is actually quite short.

Let's also note that she is disproportioned -- her legs are short compared to her torso. And so, she doesn't even have a good body.

THEY LOOK GREAT!

Now if only she could fix the Droopy Dog Like Eye, the Pointy Witch Like Nose, the Diseased Herpes Like Mouth, and the Jenna Jameson Vagina...

oops sorry....

Like Vagina!

#47 I think there are so many gorgeous women in the entertainment industry as well as elsewhere that aren't getting deserved recognition because of the media frenzy with this over-rated chic. I'm sure in time it will blow over but I believe they'll just replace her with some other talentless, self-absorbed rich chic.
The only thing Paris is worthy of is the trash-talk she gets from people who see through her innocent persona.
(God how could I forget to mention the boats she calls feet & her finger toes)

Hmmm flat chested A cup skank goes to a large C cup with a bra? Riiiiiiiight. And my mailman is a unicorn.

You know why they call it a Wonder Bra? Because when she takes it off you wonder where the Hell her tits went.

First of all, wasn't this already a story a couple of weeks ago? Not only is any Paris Hilton related news completely uninteresting to me, but it's news about a bra she owns that you guys have already talked about.
Of course she can afford a nice push up bra with her Daddy's millions. Who cares? You should shove those boobs in front of the faces of a lot of men in America and they still probably wouldn't want to hit it because she looks like a damn tranny.
New push-up bra - $70
Bleach blonde hair dye job - $150
Blue contacts - $75
$10,000 worth in jewelry & clothes - $10,000
Knowing that no amount of money can make you feel good about yourself because you're in insecure piece of shit - priceless.

@51 There is no way you can push her tiny little tits to that size with a wonder bra. An A to a B maybe. A B to a C, that works. but a A- to a C no way, She had a boob job

@47 Madrid Marriott: Paris is 5'11". How is that short? I'm 5'11" and where I come from, I am known as Sasquatch.

P.S. Those tits are as fake as my orgasms.

#52,

I hate those stupid "Priceless" pieces, with the big almighty zinger being the ironic final insult followed by it being "priceless."

How about you give the 90s back its material? Faggot.

I'd seriously brown bag that shit if I were a dude. But then, you can't brown bag herpes.

#50 & 52 LOL!

#54 Why sleep with men that don't get you off? I'll shove a dude off me before I fake anything. (To each their own)

@54 Nice to here you admit to faking them.

#37 and 40. I think her nose still has that Owen Wilson appeal. I can't tell that it's any different than before.

#59 YES Owen's nose is disgusting! He can be funny and all but seriously HOW the hell does he get work??

Well, Owen's nose gives him character. But for Paris, it just makes an ugly face uglier. Even with plastic surgery, ugly is forever. Look at Tori Spelling. barf!

#10, she definitely got her boobs done.

I think the boob job is working for her. Takes the eyes off her hideous face.

I went and took a shower and we're still on this fucking post?!? The reason I didn't want to comment on it was because I commented the FIRST THREE TIMES this story was on here. Ooooh, great bra Paris, you almst look like a woman now!!! Yayyyyyy!!!!!
Ok, that is NOT her real nose!!!

No matter how you slice it, Owen's nose is a tragic disaster!!

Danielle the only thing more pathetic than a priceless comment is the fact that you fit right in there with the description of "insecure piece of shit."
Why do I say this? Because I've seen you on here before, and while I usually just chuckle at the insults everyone else on here hurls at you, you're insecure as hell because you feel the need to sign onto the Superficial website multiple times a day to defend your right to be lame as fuck. So fight on, lame one!

Just one more question - Who is the gorilla-toes next to her?

OK, one more - Considering how much loot this bag drops EVERY DAY, couldn't she afford $50 -75K to fix her EYE?

@63 How was the shower FRIST? that is far more interesting that Paris's boob job!

Funny goes a long way. I would marry Will Farrell- Him and his hairy fat tummy.

I don't have anything to say about this woman that is a perfect canidate for lazy eye correction surgery or herpes medicine.

Alright Frist, perhaps she got some nasal straitening, but I still see a snufalufagous septum. Not that much of an improvement I'd say.

#28 Good eye, debutantejaim. Who calls everyone a dumbass for not seeing her earlier comments? Who does little "..." dribbles before delivering the killer insult of "get lost"? Who breaks her posts up into little tedious pee sprinkles?

Smells like dumbYELL to me. The CSI lab says they need a scat sample to be sure but even they can't get close enough because of the stench.

I know right. This site gets lamer everyday, I swear it's the new perezhilton.
Perez doesn't talk about Paris anymore so what superfish felt the need to take over?
Fuckin lackies!

@65.

I'm sorry for the disturbance dear. If you have been tuning in since last week, you would know that "danielle" is my personal troll aka neo_maxi_i don't give a fuck.

Just ignore it, it'll eventually run off and play with it's pee pee until it falls asleep.

I apologize.

And...#70, was that REALLY called for? I dunno whatcha smell...perhaps you should replace Tuesday's underwear with a Monday.

And, I'm not like YOU. I don't sign under other people's names and post things about them. Remember? I have a life, find yours shit stain.

Hot and wet, like always, Jimbo

How is there even any controversy? Her breasts are huge now. Boobjob.

Wow. The only thing more pathetic then regularly posting on some stupid-ass celebrity gossip site like this one is actually taking the time to assume soneone else's identity and 'troll' them. Seriously, get a life...you know--ONE OF YOUR OWN

#70 LOL. She hasn't posted in awhile either. I assume she must of got caught skipping school & is getting her ass beat?

@76.

HA! She probably did. What a fucking loser.

So, tell me, did your mother drink while pregnant with you? You sound dumb as hell.

Look at picture 9, it looks like she grabs the other girl's hand and touches her cootch in a masturbation style... and she seems to enjoy it!!

@76.

I haven't posted in awhile because, unlike you, I'm not glued to computer every second ya dipshit!

And....?????@77<<sounds supicious.

People talking shit to each other at a celebrity booby board... it just never gets old!

#69 Ok, I've looked at about 5 of the pictures on here (and it was hard for me to stomach them believe me) and on the last one I looked at, it did look a bit like her real nose. The other pics must be at a really good angle then...I don't know...

Hmmmm #77, random comments like that sound quite similar to the childish ones we heard from 'neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie.'
So you took my advice and re-signed in under a different handle.
Read the post from #75 and think really hard about it.

#76 Debutante,I'm just gonna enjoy that little mind-movie for a while, pass the popcorn! But don't assume that, she has several accounts ('hayTERS love danielle' was a classic). That way if she posts something particularly stupid she goes back and claims it wasn't hers. That would normally work, except she forgets and then tries it after she's responded several times so no one's fooled.
She's got a room temperature IQ - but it always saved her family money around Easter, they only had to hide the eggs once every 5 years.

Why the hel are ther pictures of her as sposted on here?

Fish, are ya trying blind people?

#82 I did, but as you can see, because damYELL knows about the hole in typekey she's immediately trolled me. Tedious as usual.

Uh yeah 83....like changing your name to "neo" is an actual improvement.

How about running into a sharp knife? That way, you wouldn't have to go through all the trouble because you'd be dead.

Hmmmm...but then, what would they write on the tombstone?

Ah!

Worthless.

my cumming on her rack would look nice too.

#82 You'll notice in #79 she couldn't wait to point how how clever she is.

Danielle I appologise, I was talking about the 'neo_maxi . . .' person and assumed #70 was as well.

#80 Agreed! It's only lame when some kid gets on her with their childish "your dumb' comments but yet their so easy to spot it's humorous in a way.

And don't deny that your ass was trolling me ya dipshit. It's so fucking obvious.

Trolls, why not join the conversation opposed to making irrelevant, random or childish comments?

#86 dumbYELL, you might wanna consider your own epitaph, as "toxic damp stanky flapping twatwaffle" won't fit -- even on a double-wide stone.

Dipshit? I've NEVER heard an adult or teenager use that word? Sweetheart how old are you? Shouldn't you be in school?

*yawn

@88.

Hey, I was helping YOUR ass out. I knew that it was a troll becuase you don't simply fuck someone over who just gave ya a LOL.

And, like I said...I have a life. An actual one. Not one that ya order off the side of a cereal box. Get real dumbass.

Your the King of Typekey ya retard.

Hey 93, shouldn't you be asking 92 how old it is since they used "words" like

-twatwaffle
& the "oh so popular"
-double-wide stone

?????

Seriously neo, you sound like a sexually active 12 year old who's overweight and goes through six cases of chocolate flavored milk a day. Piss off.

And Debutantetoejam, get a life and quit posting dumb shit. Dumbass.

Danielle, I can't count how many times you've mentioned you 'have a life' yet your still here and all you do is cry like a little bitch?
You may have a life but it obviously sucks.

@96.

Oh shut the hell up ya hypocrite.

And as YOU mentioned before, I didn't even post for a long time so...what are ya getting at?

You obviously don't have a life because ya wet your fucking pants everytime ya try to think of a clever comeback to my responses.

Move along loser.

#96 I think that life is filled with a pile of empty chocolate milk cartons, too.

You think your clever but you childish remarks prove otherwise.
Danielle=Neo

(yawn)

Correct dear.

Neo is "danielle".

However, I'M Danielle with the trademark.

Now, would ya go play in traffic?

The word for today is J-O-B...

^^^

What the hell does THAT mean??

Anyways, if you want to continue this little bitch fight, do it on your own time.

This thread is whack.

Okay, okay. There is something funny going on here.

Paris has never had the biggest boobs ever, in fact, I'm a B, and hers are smaller than mine, thus leading me to say she's an A normally, possibly a small B.

When I wear a pushup for certain outfits, there is no way in HELL my boobs could ever get pushed up that far, in that position, looking so large. And if hers are smaller, then DAMN, they definitely cant unless they are go-go-gadget boobs.

AKA, there's no way in hell this happened. She got at least a little something inside them now to help out the pushup--she just had a damn good doctor.

Hey, at least she'll have airbags for that 12th DUI she's working on.

#100 "go play in traffic" *yawn*. Sidesplitting as ever, dumYELL.

Wow, you guys should really stop fighting. Life is too short. The only thing that matters in this god forsaken world is that I have to go to the dentist right now. See? You all got it soooo good and you don't even know it.

@105.

You would know, since you wrote it.

This whole "it's not me it's you" game is getting old.

Here's what you can do:

You and Debutante can go hold hands and visit DICKS R US while I stay here and continue to post under the name I've been posting under since last year. Kay?

Boring.

Hahahaha....'Whack'?!?! Hey, Whitney Houston called. She said 1991 is gonna sue your ass off for use of the term 'whack'. Hahahahaha...'whack'?! That seriously made my day!

I gotta say, she does look better with a rack.

@54 Tittie McGhee -- you're automatically suspect because you claim to know her exact height. I'd google it to try to prove you wrong, but typing her name in google while i'm at work will mean i get fired instantly. (Not to mention the herpes).

Unfortunately, I know people who have stood next to Paris. They are short of 5'11", and they were taller than her.

Oh come on. We all know that Victoria can "build" a body. So she spent a few extra dollars on a good bra. Every women knows that the right bra makes a lady feel good, and look good. I would like to be the one to see if she feels as good as she looks.
Trouble is, some one F$%^ed her brains out already.

#35 I also had serious doubts so I did an experiment with the twins and I found that if I placed the contents of a full can of playdoh - one to each side and under - for a total of 6 cans of playdoh, then I, too, have a "miracle" bra. Hurts though. You'd have to take a lot of drugs to kill the pain.

I can't tell if there is a difference in her nose... but there are some shots up there that still make her look like fucking Gonzo from the Muppets.

Also, someone asked for the ladies opinions on the boob job/no bob job question.. here is mine:
I have C's and they are much larger than what hers look like, so I don't know what people are talking about saying they look like C's or D's. Her boobs look unnaturally high on her body, and they look more like they are being pushed up by a bra rather than just being able to sit there like that because they're fake. She either got a small boob job or has on a bra that has a lot of padding as well as pushes everything she has together. A friend of mine has a small chest but can make it look like Paris' does with the right bra.

Hey, hey--break it up people!! Let's get back to solving the mystery of Paris' tit situation. I say she had a boobie job or is pregnant. How could a bra do all that?? Her cleavage is bigger than her original boobs. It's mind-boggling. The last sets of knockers to grow like that were Hohan's & Tara Reid's. Guess we'll have to wait for a beach pic to know for sure.

@108

Here's what you can do:

You can visit DICKS R US with the rest of the fucktards and stop off at the Fish Shack for your order on the way there. Kay?

Boring.

Wow. Good one. Seriously. Up all night writing that? Here are some other 'fresh' terms for you to use in future posts just in case 'whack' doesn't seem up to the task: 'awesome', 'like...totally', 'not!', 'bitchin!', 'gag me with a spoon', and any sort of Sonny Bono or Tom Selleck reference. Good luck at the Skank Shack or whatever the hell you were blathering on about...

...and for the record, come on people--it's a boob job. No question about it. You can not turn those gum drops of hers into cantaloups without stuffing...

This officially ventures into the realm of pathos.

Whenever i go to The Aegean Cafe down the street, I always have the pathos combo with extra garlic sauce. Now that's good eats...

#117 That's definitely the smug look of new ownership on her face.

I'm not surprised by anything she does. She's the type who'd wear the most miraculous of miracle bras, stuff it with ten chicken cutlets, and parade them about, just to make everyone speculate as to whether they're fake or not.

Either way, she once again used her body to hoodwink everyone into talking about her. I really hate when she succeeds at that.

Oh for the love of God, stop giving this disease ridden cum bucket the benefit of the doubt by saying she's wearing the "Best miracle bra ever". Push up bras are pretty good, but they're not THAT good. There was NOTHING to push up before!

Proof? I believe she once said she'd never get implants or whatever, and we all know Paris is a dumb, hypocritical, superficial waste of life.

Either only dudes comment here or the ladies know nothing about tits or how to buy a decent push up bra. Sorry, you can't buy tits like that at Ross....but you can at victorias secret. Ladies, go there and lets stop this nonsense.

The jealousy over the paris boobage is hilarious. A lot of ladies must have been getting a self esteem boost because they had bigger tits than paris...but now that she's put that bra into regular rotation, it's all we hear about. Do we seriously need more than one update on this bra? No. But the stories continue to get hundreds of comments from butt-hurt women who can't stand seeing paris with a nice rack.

She may be dumb as a dustbuster, but at least she's got enough sense to avoid surgery! Props to paris!

True story--one time, Paris Hilton's lazy eye wandered off and picked a fight with Owen Wilson. The winner? Owen Wilson by a nose...ahahahaha. Sorry about that...

Fact: Paris is a shitty fuck. Video never lies.

therefore even giving her tits is a waste of valuable skin.

#124 that's so wrong...wait. never mind. paris hilton can DIE for all i care. lol funny shit

THE ANSWER IS HERE
http://www.siliconeworks.com/

Has no one heard of forms, they are basically implants, silcone gel pads that you can put in your bra and they add 2 cup sizes. They are sold at department stores, drugstores and victoria sectret. What she has on is a mega padded push up bra (which adds 1 cup size) and then she has the gel pads slipped in (2 cup sizes). All together she's gone up 3 cup sizes A to D it's that simple. She has admitted to doing this. There are pictures of her before she became "famous" sporting her ass chest. Many celebrities admit to doing this, most of the victoria secret models do. Soon she'll be back to her little A's sans the tricks.
This is KARMA for guys being so OBSESSED with boobs.

*Look up Push-up shapers at
victoriasecret.com (it's the first item in the left hand corner)

These tricks have been around for years!
Pay more attention to the changing cup size of women.

#54 Google says Paris is 5'7 1/2" which doesn't really explain why her feet are so huge or the "finger-toes" but nothing came up when I googled that....

Thanks #123, at least someone gets it.

Can people please inform themselves so we can get over this. I miss the days of laughing at her. You are letting her win, you can't let this skank have the power. She was put on earth to be ridiculed. Lets try to remember that.

My brain says no, but my eyes say yes, oh yes! Curse you magic unicorn bra!

123: There's a big difference between jealousy and complete absurdity. I wear the Victoria's Secret Very Sexy bra. I like it. It's got padding and does nice things (yea yea, so i false advertise a bit. fuck off). Anyway, my boobs are a good cup size larger than her "old" ones, and my bra still doesn't make me look quite that big. Go back and look at the photos of should-be sex offender Joe Francis fondeling her tits that were previously posted, you'll notice the M&M sized boobage going on there. There's only so much even Vicky do for her.

MAYBE if there were some heavy duty chicken cutlets under there, i might believe it. Besides, is it really that fucking hard to believe that PARIS HILTON would get breast implants?? Think about it...

So coming from a girl who does know a thing or two about boobs and bras, I vote fake.

@131 yes yes I see your point. Say, why don't you e-mail some pictures of you with and without the bra so I can err...picture what you are explaining. And try to take some with you smeared in olive oil as well.

"Slim" chance of that. Pun very much intended... ; P

Got it, can't blame a guy for trying :)

Indeed. No harm done.

Scary thought... maybe she's pregnant?

#131.

If you add a silicone enhancer to that victoria secret bra and you'll have way more than Hideous Hilton (not that you want that, just to prove the facts). It's a well known trick in the industry and for girls who don't want surgery.
*Look up Push-up shapers at
victoriasecret.com (it's the first item in the left hand corner).

I have no problem believing that this nasty skank would get implants or do practically anything because she has no standards BUT she has pulled this shit before and you can tell she has not gotten implants because she refuses to go without a bra. Every picture is the push up look.

Paris Hilton's Quotation:
In her new book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose: "It was so embarrassing being flat-chested that I wore padded bras til I was 17. Now, I'm happy to be small. It looks better in clothes. But back then I was really insecure."
There was a picture of her in her highschool days sporting this exact look in a teen magazine many years ago and she talked about how much she used to hide being small chested.

She is in fact trying to prove how great small breasts are with these stunts by showing people that she can have the cleavage without sagging and back pain of big breasts.

MARK MY WORDS she will be back to the small rack pretty soon.

#128, her feet and hands are so huge because they match her adam's apple. Maybe someday, she and Fergie will do a trannie hard-core video together. I might actually have to watch that--does that make me gay or just plain sick?

Look at the stills from her in the red bra in the movie house of wax.
I tried posting the link but I don't think they'll let me. Look on IMDb for the house of wax stills.

People it is all about the mega padded bra and silicone inserts.

Does she have implants ? NO.
Is she really a man? MAYBE
Is she "Hot" because she is made of pure hell fire? YES

implants

@110 and 128: yeah, I just googled it too. She is 5'7" 1/2. You're right. For some reason I thought she was taller. But still, 5'7" isn't exactly short. She's got some big feet though. Size 11. Same as me. But like I said earlier, I'm Sasquatch.

She's 5'7"1/2 and wears a size ELEVEN?! FUCK! She's a freak of nature (I mean other than her ghole). That's fucking HUGE for her height!

I'm 5'9 and wear a size 8.5 or 9 (heels), and I thought //I// had big feet.

I bet she has hammertime toes too. EW

Every picture of Paris Hilton makes me so utterly confused. I hate her with every fiber of my being, and yet all of those same fibers want to fuck the living shit out of her.

I'm going to go look at some pics of Fergie's face and talk my erection down.

Damn you Paris Hilton. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!

And 138 - you're both a little gay and a little sick. That being said, I would mercilessly and violently beat my meat to that tranny video.

DAMN YOU SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS CELEBRITIES!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!

#142 You missed a post. It has already been decided (by those more observant than me) that she has "finger" toes and can deal cards with her feet. No wait. My bad. That was Giselle Bundchen. Maybe someone could do a painting of them like the famous "Dogs Cheating At Cards" painting that is in all the expensive motels.

#14..... Hey I think I said that about two lines ago!!!!!!!

Line grabber.....

# 36 how the fuck is that saline?

Next week she will be flat as a board... she did not get fixed you friggin retard... go back to Perez.....

#83 you might be laughing at the easter egg joke (i am) but Danielle is laughing all the way to the bank. Save up enough to buy a Donkey. And the Donkey doesn't care WHAT her bra size is...or isn't.

Well maybe I need to take some of that back.

http://www.hotonlinenews.com/print/2006/02/17/Paris_Hilton_had_a_boob_job_.html

Hello there. Did you guys seriously thumbnail, what is that... 22 pictures of this idiot? Man, I knew you guys were obsessed, but wow. I admire your dedication, really. You've seen her suck cock, for Christ's sake (I still say that looked like the worst blowjob ever. It's all about enthusiasm, honey.) How is she interesting anymore? She doesn't even do anal.

i always wondered why it was that these pics and so forth always got so many comments.. i realise now, it's because people just rag on eachother! keep up the great work people :)

Seriously, what is all this BRA bullshit?!? The bitch got a Boob job. I don't know why anyone thinks this is a bra here, it is obvious that the rich bitch finally gave in and got a job done in order to fulfill the American sterotype of being a big breasted blonde bimbo!

It's a push up bra. She doesn't have any under-boob (that is to say, the undersides of her breasts are not as round as they should be) because they're being shoved up and together by the bra to create cleavage. Furthermore, they aren't that big, even with the help of the bra. To me it looks like a full A to a modest B cup that happens to be stuffed into a good push-up bra, making her appear more like a full B to *maybe* a small C, tops. I don't know how some of you are figuring her to be any bigger than that in those pics.

Seriously though? I think she looks better without the cleavage. It looks so... forced. I bet her chest was killing her by the end of the night.

Pretty fucking obvious it's a bra, otherwise there would have been six 'Paris goes to plastic surgery clinic' stories every sweet fucking day since one of the pool of 3000 paparazzi that are stupid enough to follow her around reported it.

Maybe if people would just quit reporting on this bullshit she'd just fuck off and leave us in peace. Call me when she getsa DP from a couple of midgets on the back of a moving rhino or something.

Well, for sure it's a boobjob. I mean, I have an A cup and no matter how many tissues I stuff in my bra, it will never look like that. There just isn't enough boob to push up :P. So there's no way this is just a bra.

The more Paris, the less I wanna read this site.

Istn't this racist ho-bag a has been?

I hope she keeps continuing to "improve" herself so she'll end like Courtney and Tara or 'till her birdbeak nose falls off. Nothing is natural about this cunt 'xcept her diseases.

Woah, she went from 13 year old boyscout with an introverted chest to big titted slut, but I'd like to if they could only make a contraption to not make her a stupid spoiled whore..that would be impressing.

Me likey.

LOOKING OLD she is....kinda like her mom now

*sigh*
Still no drama with other celebs. Didn't she used to have beef with some other girls? I know she's not scared to take an ass-whooping, so I wish she'd start something. Like she used to.

ok superfish guy, we get. her boobs look big lately. how many posts are you going to make about them? for someone who seems to not like Paris, you sure are obsessing over a whole lot of nothing.

159--Yeah that was pretty sweet when Shanna Moakler decked her. I wanna see Shanna finish the job, ON VIDEO!

ahh the magic work of something like a Frederick's extreme cleavage bra and silicone inserts (not surgically, the kind you wear in your bra outside the boob)...they work wonders.

actually if you look at her side shots you can't see any boobage hills that big breasts create, which means in real life her boobs aren't as big as they look in photos. She's probably just stuffing her push up bra. Yes it's possible for small boobs to look like that when you squeeze the life out of them.

yea...i'd definitely say that it's a push-up bra coming from a girl's point-of-view. it's all cleavage, yea she has a lot of boob pouring out of her shirt, but there's not too much filling out the other areas for it to be a boobjob...

It's all just photo editing. She doesn't have implants, or a magic bra. It's all just crazy editing.