Paris Hilton makes ugly faces

i dont know if she can help it...
honestly this girl has had a lot of surgery, especailly for someone at her young age.

what the fuck is she wearing?

Now this is news worthy of all that is Superficial.

Looks like the same stupid pouty face that she always makes.

Hilarious pictues... thanks for making my day!

How does someone her age have a neck-wrinkle like a 50 year old?

I just realized... she's the modern Black Dahlia.

Good outfit Paris, you know if its 5 years ago and you're Gwen Stefani

Exactly Donkey.

Same face as usual.

i, too, would have to get really really stoned before hanging out with paris

How bout a really hard right cross punch that takes them both out.

Complex magawhat? Josh Who? Paris? Who the hell are these people?

that's one ugly dog you've got there Josh, I recommend a leash for that nose alone

Lord how about a hard kick to the solar plexus, just to get a natural and unposed expression out of her. I hate this chick, yeah there I said it, shes a fake and a phoney and I wish she'd drown in a pool of her own vomit! oooh yeah glad I got that off my chest!

They both look wasted. Even her non-lazy eye is having a hard time staying open.

Who is this guy anyway???

She's just doing a facial impersonation of what her own vagina looks like.

In much more important news, the wife of Danny Bonadouchebag filed for divorce:

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/entertainment/070411/e041153A.html

Oh, the humanity!

Jeez, look at her hand. Mine looked like that once. After I had pneumonia and lost thirty-six pounds.

Nah, no need to get physical and risk contagion. 45 to both their heads, two contact shots and then let her get the rest of clip as her blood slowly pools on the sidewalk.

hahahahaha!! Just got back, and I get this headline????
Paris makes ugly faces!

Captain Obvious just slapped me across the face. I'm ready for that Tini now girly!!

i guess she was at the "who looks the worse" competition

Obviously Paris has to drug Josh to go out with her. How long until he goes to rehab? Is it me or have most of Paris's "friends" entered rehab? Hmmmm...........

The sad part is, I can imagine her making faces like this to herself all day.

In that first pic, she's still swishing his cum around in her mouth.

Oh, Holly... and I was going to eat my low fat yogurt!

If the guy arrives in this state at Heathrow airport.He for sure isn't coming in.

Hey where have her big boobies gone????

So it was a very impressive bra all along!

if i were paris hilton (which i am not) i would have gotten plastic surgery on myself a long time ago. it's not the funny faces she makes, she's just naturally...ugly. and by ugly, i mean almost as ugly as nicolas cage with his face gone in the movie "Face Off." oh yea, that's ugly as hell...that and a monkey.

Does she ever make faces that AREN'T ugly?

I'd still stick it in her pooper, though.

#25 how do u think I feel? I just spit out a large amount of milk. thanx alot HollyJ!!

funny joke though.

#29 the only proper face paris hilton has been known to make is the face where she doesn't show it at all. and even THAT isn't proper enough. oh yea, I'd stick it in the exact same spot...only to piss on her later

Wow, Paris went outside and didn't show her tits. And like veggi said, thanks Captain Obvious. What's next, the sun is hot?

They look like a couple of burn victims after a few skin grafts.

I'd slap him with Paris' assflap.

She's trying to keep that head tilted to cover her bad eye. *grin*

Shorry Vegggi I drianked them all....(hiccup)

seriously what does she do with her life

Who the fuck is Josh?

She stole those looks from Zoolander! Shame on you Paris!

didn't that guy used to go out with ashlee simpson when she had her tv show thing on mtv?

i'm not sure he's very bright

well.. duh to my own comment.. cuz he's with paris lol

I hate her. So much.

"it looks like they were having some sort of contest to see who could make me want to punch them in the face harder"

This is why I read the Superficial. God bless you Mr. Super.

i'm so gross for remembering this, but josh henderson was on that show popstars 2, which created the group scene 23. the first popstars created eden's crush.

i'm going to go rip out my guts now.

The jokes on Paris, that dude is obviously gay.

45, and he's definitely on drugs, because not only is he attracted to Paris, but it appears he also finds himself attractive. Yep, definitely hopped up on somethin'.

@44...you, sicken me.

Why has no one exterminated this bitch yet? Fuck Hollywood you have a serious vermin problem. Take care of that shit. Honestly why is this bitch still alive. Has no one read the prophecy;
Kill Paris Hilton, Save the World.

What I can't understand is why any guy would touch this flesh bag filled with STDs and bones. What the fuck. Every second there is a new guy ready and willing to watch their privates melt off. Does he really hate his penis that much, I mean sure he’s angry at it for being only 2 centimeters long, but to put it into Paris Hilton, that’s just sick. I just don't understand why people still go near her.

SHE WILL EAT YOUR SOUL, that’s all she ever eats; souls, little miniature dog souls.

I think I speak for everyone in saying......

WHERE THE FUCK DID HER ALMOST BIG TITS GO???????

I feel like Ive been robbed..........

Someone hold me.........

RIP OFF! Simple Life is supposed to be a fish-out-of-water sitcom: Paris giving enemas is probably the only job which she would actually be suited for.

So THAT'S why he looks like that! The smell of Paris' fishwater enemas.
I hope he barfs right in her stupid face and that someone films it.

This bitch CONSISTENTLY looks like an acid-induced Cabaret trip.

If she wasn't so skanky I'd feel sorry for her having to drug a gay guy to go out in public with her. I don't have to drug Carson Kressley- he really loves me.

49--I guess it WAS a bra!

Next week she'll have humongous rhoids hanging out her ass and everyone will be wondering if they're real-only to stuff them back in a week later and everyone will be going, "Where did they go?!".

All the "bra" voters are cheering & collecting $$ and all the "surgery" voters are paying out LOL

*I lost THAT bet bigger'n shit!

#54, #55, Next time you bitches will listen to me when I tell you it can be done with playdoh. I WAS RIGHT ON THE BRA.

#54#55 *same person* - you stunned me with the hemmorhoid analogy (excellent)

In 4th pic - what disease does she have now that she has a rash all over the back of her arms?? why does Josh look like he has no IQ??

Somebody please tell me that there is unedited video of this "enema". This is like the epitome of the American Dream!

57--Thanks dude, I aim to please-lol!
Although I was only half kidding about the 'rhoids. I fully expect her to pull off a stunt like that or one similar. I put nothing past her.

Dear Paris,Don't you realize I'm the badest mother-fer on the east coast and your going to come home to my efficiency apt. and we are going to tool on my harley(that you buy me) and we will make many babies.

your destiny,crazy-o

She looks like such a retard with her mouth always have open, have closed...always in a position to stick a dick in her mouth. Herpes-infested cunt.

She has a permanent, "I-just-farted-but-you'll-never-get-me-to-admit-it" cocky look about her. And she looks like she's made of plastic to boot. Let's set her on fire!!!

To me, Josh looks like he's stoned. Which would explain why he's hanging around with Paris.

You have to be stoned out of your mind to be able to put up with a woman THAT stupid.

Ummm... that's the same retarded face she always makes!!!

I'd hit it.

I mean the guy.

No, I mean the guy's sister.

Or the guy's dead grandmother.

Anybody but Paris.

Yeah.

TOOLS

Those face expressions she must have learned at the set of 'girls gone wild'.It's probably also the only education she've ever had in her life till now.

Who is he? (I'm sure if I read some early posts, this question would have already been asked and answered...but I'm feeling lazy today...)

And I don't actually think she's had much plastic surgery, has she?

He was also in a few episodes of Desperate Housewives.

Paris Hilton IS an ugly face. She's a combination bird/monster from under your kid's bed

I love the "944 Look" everybody tries to give when they are trying to look cool. Idiots. But I like parties at clubs. I ain't no nerd. Read my book.

I don't think she MAKES ugly faces. Her face is just naturally ugly.

that guy is one hi niga pie

Goodness he's awfully gay looking!

What a vacuous pair, i'm surpirsed that they don't create a vortex when they kiss, causing both their empty heads to implode. similtainiously.Possibly causing the entire planet to be sucked in the the black hole left in their wake.....or maybe that's just me.

I THINK PARIS HILTON IS AS UGLY AS IT CAN GET!!

I almost laughed to death on all these comments...i love all of them.Tay bitch is a douche bag.What is she and that faggot trying to prove who has the most lip injections...how pethetic these jackass's are!