Apr 16 2007Paris Hilton losing her mind to Firecrotch

fuckers

She was talking about her own crotch being on fire because she got a tainted batch of Valtrex.

pls fuckers.

crazy heifer

By the way, regarding the latest school shooting: I wish those murder-suicide folks would try pulling that stunt in reverse order for a change.

The hamster on a wheel, aka her brain, must have got his paw stuck in a spoke.

She was repeating it so that she could remember to call Lindsay that next time she saw her. Girl makes Britney look like fucking Einstein.

5 -I missed the details, but I thought the person that went on the rampage was some escaped convict from a local prison...? I need to check up on some CNN.

Was at the doctor's office this morning, but the bastards had 700 CLUB playing on the waiting room television. I almost went into a rage and took out three geriatrics, a coat rack, and the lesbian secretary with one of those cheap plastic chairs.

No real news on 700 CLUB. Just Robertson and his fucking alien ears.

Stupid is as stupid does. Nobody does stupid better than Hollyweird.

Her cootch was feeling all warm and stingy. Sounds like another flare-up to me.

8--wow, no that happened in 2006. but at least you got the school right!

I've just realised that Paris Hilton doesn't realise that her and Lohan fall into the same category of human* for most people on this planet. She actually thinks that she is a superior being.

* term "human" used as default until verification provided.

OIC 11! I must've caught the blurb about 2006 and thought it was referring to the thingy today.

Maybe this is just Nature's new form of Darwinism. Kinda nature's way of cleaning out the system. Can't outrun a bullet? Not fit! Choose a school with gun-toting angry young males? Not fit! Fuck Paris's lesions? Not fit!

WHat is with the little perv in the lower left hand corner. I bet he has a trench coat on and is yanking on his dick as Paris waks by

paris has been watching too many...
episodes of heroes : )

no [it's not you]

that's got to be hard to take...

...so fight it

god its gone all quiet

They're ALL firecrotches, dammit!!!!

14 - Yeah he's all I could focus on too! wtf

This news is the best you can do at the end of the day, Fish? Naked pics of Kate Moss being auctioned, Marc Anthony & JLo suing the National Enquirer, and Richard Gere being burned in effigy in India aren't newsworthy to you?

What do I waste my time coming here?
Someone tell me where Richport, jrz, and AFJ are hanging out, please.

I wish her head was removable, I'd put a pretty one on.

not that i actually believe this bullshit, but it's still funny.

Did somebody just make this story up and trick a newspaper into publishing it online? Seriously?

21 - or, did she just decide to chant that to herself in public to get people talking because nobody cares about her fake titty-balls anymore?

Hehehehe, pretty funny post! Sounds totally made up but genious!

Uhhhh...

Esteemed AuthorPerson, you had one too many words in that post.

Feel free to edit the word "apparently"...

Another thought, as I walk out the door (no celebrations!)...

Maybe she's decided to give in to her passions. Think of how much the sex tape would bring in...

God damn it. I found Richport, jrz, and AFJ. They were defecating on my mom. It would almost be bearable except my mom was having multiple orgasms. And my dad was sitting there with this dazed look, saying "what's an orgasm?" over and over again.

Oh my. Paris...AGAIN?
When will she stop appearing in the news?

I mean no one wanna see her face. I thought she would have passed on already with all the diseases she got.

Wouldnt you?

hey....I got yous' a fire-crotch right here........baddabing

Paris, call me...I really want to see that pinapple trick,,,sweet pinapple juice to cool down a fire-crotch. Hell ya.

How is firecrotch an insult? I guess when you are as dumb as paris, coming up with a word longer than four letters is an accomplishment.

She forgot to take her valtrex

Or her xanax...oh, wait that's me

That's one hell of a natty beret/tie combo her no-chin chum's wearing.

Is it me or has he even combined it with a shocking pink coat lining? Guy's got style. Or a brain tumour. It's almost definitely style though.

Anybody else noticed how nobody seems to waste their time posting about Paris Hilton? Sure, daddy's money can buy your way into the Hollywood spotlight but it can't seem to generate any REAL interest in ol' Firecrotch.

She probably said that to herself as a mantra to her made-up voodoo god as protection from virtuous thoughts.

Maybe she said that to herself because the syphilis was making her crotch burn from scratching it too much from all the itching.

About the Virginia Tech shootings, that scares the hell outta me! I'm supposed to study Mechanical Engineering next year! I feel sorry for all the innocent bystanders but once again George Dubya Bush showed his lack of respect for human life by making use of this chance to speak out about his respect for firearm laws in the States. What a turd!!! Isn't it weird that there is so little information available about the shooter and that the cops seem to have so little info available for the answers to the press. Me thinks they are covering something up! That's the problem with the States, they put money before people in today's society. Dark forces are pulling the strings behind the scenes these days. }>:-(

Maybe she was just horny.

#26 Hi Wally! you rule.

Is it just me or does Paris look better lately?That firecrotch-religion is doing her good.Keep the good work up Paris,before bedtime some chanting and during the day a couple of times seems really to work out for you.

She lives already in the holy city of the firecrotches,Los Angeles.It's as holy as Mekka for the Muslims.

Don't forget to bend over 3 times a day in the direction of LA Paris.Mustn't be too difficult for you when you're outside LA.

For my babydolls which are living in the LA-area,it might be also good for you to bend over on regular base outside LA.

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This is regarding the shooting at Virginia Tech:
Did you listen to the video of the student with a cellphone on the campus? Now they're saying he only had one gun. Bullshit!!! Anyone who has fired a pistol (or two) knows he had more than one firearm! What is the American Government hiding? Witnesses even reported the guy had two pistols! What's the deal? Did the Bush family make a deal with this guy too? Where's the freedom of information in the states? They're hiding somtehing! Someone please tell me what!
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spred da wurd!

Just as toxoplasmosis changes the behavior of the host it infects, Paris' STDs are making her crazy so that she will be in a position to spread more disease. I think it is coincidence that Lohan has the same nickname. I think Paris was simply expressing the burning in her vaj that she now feels compelled to pass along.

BTW, I am in Blacksburg. #41 STFU

#26 & #36 - Yawn. Snore.
Talking to yourself again, you bore? Do you scream out your own name when your cum runs down your fingers, Wally? Or does your cat usually have to lick it out of its fur?

I think you've got Paris all wrong. She's probably into Transcendental Meditation, and "firecrotch" is her mantra.

I dont mean to wish death on anybody, but if only if only Paris Hilton was one of those unlucky students as Virginia Tech...of course, that's just a fantasy.

we agree #45, so sad.

God, it's so beautiful outside, I should go to the beach..

Lindsay Lohan = Firecrotch?
that ho.

Paris was probably trying out her new found voodoo powers.

or maybe, if she believed that if she chanted firecrotch three times really hard, then a magical genie would pop out of her vagina and grant her a wish.

What an idiot loser! Pushing 30, dating a guy who looks way younger than her and talking to herself or her blow up boobies. The woman is stupid or crazy.

She is crazy, but think about it the younger guy can last all day and night..He's a horndog and she loves it...

She , It, whatever is F-U-G-L-Y...

Paris,,,my mom, Brittney Spears is missing..my brother can't find her..she hates us. She says that she doesn't have kids.help,,mmmoooommiiieee..