Apr 13 2007Paris Hilton flashes her panties

Again

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

What else is new....but then at least she wears panties

Thank God she's wearing them. Probably covering all the genital warts and the Herpes... I like keeping what's left of my vision.

Surely that dog needs therapy after the horrors it has seen.

Breaking news.

Once again superficial your empire is crumbling.

I'll never tire of stories about people walking around.

The dog with the pink collar not the one in the green dress.

This twunt is such a tranny.

Does she NOT see pictures of herself with these shitty blue contacts and realize she looks like an alien?

Paris! Youre not a blonde hair, blue eyed beauty! You nasty, nasty, bitch!

I guess Paris *with* clothes on *is* news.

I like the ox/cow necklace in the last picture

Now it would have been news if her dog would have been wearing underwear.

Shit, she's still alive. Fuck.

that poor, poor dog

Lol,

She is supposed to come to Switzerland tommorrow (saturday) for the Annual Watch Show in Basel.. Wonder if she's gonna be there ... :-)

Thanks to this story, I can now have a happy weekend.

God this is boring...

Howsabout a survey - do you swallow only during special moments, or only for special guys? Or never? (or always? slut!)

80's are back.
We enter (again) in this "I'm so ashamed of my look at this time" nebulous era.

who?

#11
Its an elephant fucktard!

She's starting to look like a tranny.

The black eyeliner is awful!

I always love a good Paris panty shot. The would not be complete if I did not get to see Paris's panties. I can now officialy pop the top on the Corona and put my feet up

Opps week would not be complete. I was day dreaming I was taking Paris's panties off

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, corona.

she probably paid someone to sit there with a fan or something

To anyone who EVER tried to deny that this bitch is a total TRANNY please look at these pictures.

Thank you.

#20

I was talking about Paris actually, not the necklace, it's called a joke. In your words 'fucktard'

She opted for the "wears panty look" today. Nice.

And again, how the hell has she deflated her rack?

27's right. She really must be a tranny in disguise.

I really don't understand how things like this are constantly happening to females in Hollywood.
I have never, in all my partying days with all my partying girlfriends, had my tit suddenly fly out of my shirt or my dress suddenly blast up over my head, or get to the bar only to realize that my top is completely see-through and whoopsie I forgot my bra at home, or pulled some colossal Basic Instinct moment while getting out of a cab.
Geez.
I've got some serious work to do if I wanna catch up to these ladies.

#'s 21 & 27 - No shit. What tipped you off, the tiny testicle lumps you can see in her panties? Or possibly the Adam's apple? Or maybe it was the sex tape where she was fucking her botfriend in the ass with her cock?
Thanks for the tip there Mr. Obvious

Looks kinda lumpy doesnt it??????

Poor girl, she just can't be innocent no matter what she does. Even mother nature is working against her in trying to ensure that the whole world is constantly exposed to her crotch. Don't bother fighting it any more Paris, you might as well just roam the streets naked.

Yeah she looks like a geezerbird.

Hey Paris, Bobo the clown just called, he wants his make up back

the commenters here are the best! I was going to point out that her panties look a little lumpy, like she is hiding her penis, but the Superfish commenters were already on it. Um...so to speak.
The comments board is the best part of the Superficial site. They are much more funny/entertaining than the original tiresome posts.

I didn't know she owned panties.

Interesting.

Well, it looks like her tits are back to their tiny ta ta status. Thank Christ she didn't get a boob job!

I see paris shows here her concept about the flipoverdesign and also brings it in practice.To show us probably that her one and only braincell is making attempt to split itself in two.Big chance she's blaming the dog all the time for the bad smell while wearing this flipoverdress.Now for real folks,Bye.

ok, idiot, Paris...apparantly no one has ever told you this. But when you have size 16 feet, DO NOT wear white shoes!!They just make your enormous flippers look even bigger!!

I don't know, but there's something different about her face.... I think it's her nose. The beak, bill, rostrum or whatever birds have for a mouth is not there anymore! Am I the only one who sees that?

#23 - "a good Paris panty shot" is a contradiction in terms. That has never existed. Unless you're talking about some French hottie. Not this skeeze though!

Paris is going 80's retro here - "Walk Like An Egyptian ...." Can't we see the picture of her getting hit in the eye with an ice cube again?

ohhhh she's got my favorite bracelet on, not the freaky snake one, but the diamone Cartier one...I want I want!

What is she doing that poor dogs legs in the last two pictures? It kind of looks like she's tearing a drum stick off a barbeque'd chicken

HAHHAAH nice thinking!

and now that i think about it, it sorta looks...photoshopped.

When you're missing me,don't be too sad.There've been more Lowlands and there'll come more Lowlands.Every 25.000 years there'll be born a new Lowlands.But be aware there'll be also many fake and evil Lowlands.Claiming they're the real one.

At least she is wearing panties.

See her wear panties is like watching Tara Reid sober. Nobody wants that.

@30 Thank You! I think that all the time...Are they just accident prone...Or complete attention whores with no sense...

Crap, her bodyguard in the second pic looks like he just french-kissed an exshaust pipe.

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Wait, no. He must of anilingused her.

#47 of course I'll be missing you but if you're not Lowlands, you'll be secretly spying on me. That's kind of hot.

#52)I expect you to take your spyware off my computer,that's a kind of hot i think.Some of you will miss me and others won't miss me at all,soon.

OH FER CHRISSAKES! We've already seen her naked, playing with her pussy, sucking cock and gettin ridden like a pony. THAT'S THE STANDARD! If you've got anything above that, great! Post it! Seeing her panties is a step backwards.
When in doubt, post more Alessandra.

my god, look at the dogs eyes in the last photo. it's probably having seizures from all of the photography flashes. abuse!!

#54 i agree. Alessandra's a MUCH better choice than Paris Herpes.

BTW: when do we NOT see Paris Hilton's ass? or panties? or those miniature golf balls called "boobs"? i mean we've seen enough of her already. She might as well just walk out butt naked so we can stop seeing posts about her stuff. i wouldn't be surprised if they found her penis tucked between her legs...oh wait, they will. TONIGHT.

i wonder if she's still trying to stay sex-free for a whlle year...
no way, she gave me a blow job last night...AND screwed all 12 of my friends. it was great...but she bites

Can someone answer a question for me? Why are all celebrity bodyguards fat fucks like this guy? I mean, does being fat make you a better fighter? I would think not.

#47 - Don't even try & paraphrase the words of Christ - you'll never have the wisdom necessary to consider yourself worth to share space in the same sentence.

#57 - you meant "whole year", yes? BTW - every word after "no" was unfunny. Stop trying. It's like you are answering the voices that you are hearing in your head instead of taking your meds. We don't follow you.

There's something comically sinister about Paris's visage. It's like she means you genuine ill will, but doesn't have the physical or mental strength to actually pull something off.

D'oh, her panties are wrinkled because she's wearing a panty liner, it's "that time of the month". Which explains why she's wearing panties in the first place.

#59)I start to irritate myself a bit on you.What are you now suddenly?Christian?You're full of shit,that's what i know.

she looks like a female joker

Being Christian-Islamic,that would be The Invention of the last millennium...I recommend you to give yourself up for some scientific research.

this is nothing new.

Not sure if those are panties, or fresh gauze on an open wound.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

back in the day, chicks like Marilyn Monroe would push down their skirts when they were blown up. They would act coy, surprised and be pretty hot. Now adays they carry small dogs, or are to wasted to notice. Clearly we've evolved as a species.

HAHAHAAA #60, awesome & profound--Quote of the Day!
The only positive thing I can say about this hag is that she at least keeps her roots up. She must get a touchup every 4-5 DAYS.

This post of Paris is remarkable in that - for me at least - it shows with such clarity her man features. Face from side (Missy Swan voice) looks like a man. Shoulders - looks like a man. Giant hands and feet - looks like a man.

Paris will have the last laugh on the day that she exposes her huge cock to everyone.

64: give himself up for scientific research? Yeah! How about chemical psychiatric experiments? Pavlov's Dog?

It's just lost all meaning.

When is Paris going to learn that she is a no good whore? All she does is give us more eye sores. I wish she would dissapear

She has made enough money, people need to stop her from her bullshit.. haven't we all suffered enough?

Paris looks terrible...and OMG she's aging fast...she has manly hands and her hair is totally FRIED! That poor dog looks scared out of his wits!

omg look at her huge man hands and her feet are def bigger than that guys next to her! eww

According to the expression on Paris her face i think she had to let go some gas.It's not me,it's the dog!

Her bodyguard on the second pic doesn't look happy either.But it keeps him from the street.

#61 I thought women now use tampons? The wrinkles must be from her own cooch ewww Her labia must be hanging so she can't wear thongs anymore

The poor dog looks terrified! Talk about animal cruelty.

*LOL*
Bow before the Hilton Goddess. Look at those people. They're attracted to her, but Paris is wearing the only smile.
Are those golden snakes on her left wrist? She IS a goddess!

Wow, what a clown face! I've never seen Bozo wear so much makeup.

#28, you're not fooling anyone. You were soooo talking about the necklace, ha!

i wish you people would stop bashing my wonderful Paris-petals(xoxo)...not only is she beautiful to gaze upon but she is intelligent,caring,sexy and witty.........

Wow!What a nice looking girl this is.Nicely curved and blond and i like her intelligent looking eyes as well.She's sexy legs too!

#84)I'm talking about her dog ofcourse.

holly shit mama,,, looks like there are cooties in there banging around together trying to get out. Look at all the bumps and shit in her panties I swear there must be bugs n shit trying terribly to get out...Just look man....!
arrrrrrrrrrrgh think I am gonna puke....

hmmmm maybe she should auction her panties for charity..bugs and all..

celebrity skank.....

Laaaaaawwwwwwlllll to all of you who looked hard to "confirm" her tranny ness, you just wanted to see if you could catch a wet cooter shot of paris...sickos

Actually, I was looking for that pinapple!

And the guy's body she shoved up her asshole!

#59 you must be having "one of those days" so just...take a midol and lay down for a while...oh yea u forgot, you're a guy. sorry, i never noticed cause ur acting like such a BITCH. fuck off asshole before i stick paris's dick in YOUR mouth...and you'd probably like it...

Geez she's so ugly!