Apr 9 2007Paris Hilton flashes her bum

HAHAHAHAHAH!

GROSS!!! Is that the ass of Paris or Phyllis Diller?

Fuck you guys and your endless posts about this useless twat.

Courtney,
Now what do we work on in our anger management class? Serenity now. Serenity now.

Where did her boobs go?

I'd make an exception to my no-rape rule and use Brandon's grease to make Paris do the mudflap shakes.

it looks like a baloon coming out of her butt.

or maybe she's blowing a bubble.

Looks like her rack got deflated again...

She is either wearing granny panties
or that is a maxi pad stuck to her arse.

What HAVEN'T we seen on this girl?

Maybe next we can get some pictures of her nose goblins.

I always knew her rack was just a bra thing. You could easily tell by her smirk she had going on all the time - also, she kept looking at her boobs like a little kid that stares at the wheel driving a bicycle for the first time.

But it's unclear to me how someone that bony and thin can have such a fat, saggy ass for crying out loud??

Her panties look like a diaper. She totally did this un purpose, she at least should have made sure her panties were not stuck up her ass... Ewww....

She can't chew gum and walk at the same time, but she CAN blow bubbles and walk. The totally is a triple threat! Ah, Paris. You my dear, have the WOW factor!

nice panty liner. it's probably there to catch her latest std. wtf happened to her tits???

What the fuck is with her breasts going from big to small, big to small.

Here is the trash I have been waiting for! Why did it take so long to get a good pitcure of Paris Hilton's Ass? Now all we need is a little Courtney Love Nipple with hair around it and maybe part of Lindsay snatch slipping out of her panties. That would make my day

I just rubbed one out. The difference between me and the (one or two) other (straight) guys here is that I admitted it.

Looks like she got her Depends all in a bunch. Classy as usual.

#17

A lot of the guys here are scared to admit how much better most of these gals look than the fat, sloppy land mosters they go home to. So they bash them.

Trust me.....if Paris Hilton came a-calling........they'd hit it.

Either that, or they're gay.

Gross. Not only do we have to look at Paris' pad sticking out, but now we know that theranchtooth just came all over his computer screen. TMI

Don't her legs look ridiculously tan compared to the rest of her skin? Too much self tanning cream!!

#17: no shit. I donno about that ass pic, but kills me how many people here dis her and lindsay. They may be whore's, but i'd face fuck both of them w/o hesitation.

Paris is wearing the grannys because she can't afford tampons or thongs.

#20 - Naw, I came all over your face, not my computer screen. Don't you remember waking up, all groggy and confused, and saying "Daddy is that you?"

I don't get how any straight guy could call that ass attractive, especially with the blood sponge dangling out. I'd happily roll around with about 90% of the current crop of starlets (including Lindsay, whom I'd hit with all the fluid in my body) but Paris? I not only find her unattractive, but the thought of her naked causes my penis to retract up into my abdominal cavity.

What I'm sayin', #17, is that you can HAVE her.

Sweet! Now I have every still pic I need to make my skank composite photo.

#24- themissingtooth. I'd rather stab my eye out with a fork. But you keep dreaming, cause I imagine that's all the action you get.

@5 These are old pictures. I guess they got tired of us bitching about the crap they put up earlier. Those pictures were taken before she got boob and nose job done.

why the hell is she wearing white bloomers under a dark green dress.

I used to wear my pants like that (half in/half out style) but my girlfriend complained they were always covered in poo so I had to stop. Good times, though.

rock on veggi! lol

@27 I think it is TheToothless and he lives in Fontuckey Calif with the rest of the Meth heads.

Can't stop her.

Thanks fish, there goes my lunch....
Told you it was just a really good bra!!!
I take back what I said about her getting a nose job. It's still real--and ugly.

Maybe that's her best asset. No pun intended.

@34 No those are old pictures.

So did her tits fall to her ass???

Gotta Go. Just realized I forgot to wear pants today too. See ya'll.

Wait...WTC is that hanging out of her dress?!? That white thing? Doesn't look like undies, not butt shaped...I'm confused yet apathetic.

WTC it is her panty liner trying to escape that mess if a twat she has

"Which is almost as exciting as that one time I ordered regular fries and found a curly fry in there. That was the best day ever."

and another swing and miss in the joke deparment

Where the hell did she get the bra she had been wearing, and why does she ever take it off?

I dunno #41. I can feel why he said that. I found a curly fry in the regulars one time too. That was my woodstock.

It looks like a safety guard lable/cap got stuck to her ass - you know the kind you find on a water bottle..

I meant label not lable, duh.

she would be crawling through bushes

The only picture of Paris Hilton that would shock me at this point would be of her dry humping a quadrpolegic midget with a mullet sitting on top of a priest's lap while flipping off the virgin Mary.

I'd tap that ass. I mean, it's gotta be less risky than hittin her vag, right? That's where all her really nasty STDs hang out?!

But as for the mini discussion about all guys being willing to hit it but not admitting to it, you gotta consider the risk factor. If Paris was clean, then sure, I'd agree with you, but it can be a challenge getting it up when you know you're about to shove it in to a death trap. With thoughts of STDs running through your head, she isn't gonna seem like such a good time.

And as for Lohan, I wouldn't hit it just on principle alone. Everybody hates LL!

She litteraly BENDS OVER for attention... and she gets it real fast. stupid ho.

Sometimes you have to risk death and disease for the good poon.

Well, I'm not really surprised.

what's with the pouting in the last two pictures?

I don't know what happened to her breasts.Maybe they fell on the ground,Paris is also looking for them (last 2 pics).They aren't under her dress either.

Veggi - It thought you were leaving? Did you find your pants? Your panties are still at my place

i never knew Paris could be dipicted so beautifully...& truthfully.

http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/04/paris_hilton_tries_to_clean_up_her_image.php

Isn't she under contract to wear the super-boobie bra at all times?

According to the last pic i think her stomach was bothering her and she had to let go this big fart.Big chance if you could see her face it would be all swollen up and red from pressing.

#22 - a face fuck is the safest place that you could put your unit on Lilo or Parasite. Anyplace else and your stuff falls off with an acidic sizzle.

#48 - refer to comment above.

#41 - Agree wholeheartedly. Damn - someone needs to send the new writer back to the minors. S/he couldn't snap off a wisecrack even if George Carlin wrote the punch line for 'em.

Something smells funny.

Wow, a curly fry! I got an onion ring once, but NEVER a curly fry!

What happened to her breasts?! They are non-existent again!

RE #2- hayull, naw! Phyllis' is way better looking...

I once got a curly fry in MacDonald's but I thought it was from Burger KIng, so yuck and i threw it away!

Wow! I guess anorexics get hail damaged too!!

Wheres the BUM? is that what you call a bum? WTF...

i still dont get what this girl thinks she has that anyone would want other than money ofcourse. her sister is actually pretty in my opinion and seems more respectful of herself. paris is ugly as hell. She appears to need a nose job and well even that wouldnt work. anyone else thinks she resembles a mouse or maybe a bat?????? As my husband says in regards to her........Theres not enough beer in the world

I LOOOVE how all the people that insisted that those flesh pillows were implants are all coming out and admitting they were wrong.
As I said time and time again when Superfish posted pics of Paris with her inflat-a-chest she would be back to flatland in no time. So here goes the moment I have been waiting for:
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO you fat lazy douche retards, how stupid do you have to be to ignore the evidence. DO NOT EVER BELEIVE THEY ARE IMPLANTS UNTIL YOU SEE A BITCH WITHOUT HER BRA! Poor stupid fuckers you must have go home with a lot of drag queens. Don't trust your eyes idiots trust your hands!!!!

I wish the slut bag had gotten dangerous implants shoved intyo her diseased body, but the bitch has pulled the inflate deflate shit before. So please next time she does this do not waste anyone's time talking about the airbags and just continue to talk about what a filthy dirty backseat this ugly bitch has. Oh what a perfect picture to illustrate my point. Hmmmm I see herpes can spread all over the back of your thighs.
She's bending over so you can kiss her royal ass so pucker up lovers, haters stay clean and disease free.

I don't understand all that noise about Paris Hilton. What did she make so important?
She is not an artist, but just a often not well dressed rich woman!

well I hate to say this, but this tart looks nice here and she has a great pair of gams too. She got rid of those fake boobs! maybe she had to take them back under a get your money back within 2 weeks guarantee.

@19
You are right, if she came a calling, I'd hit it. But I have to gag her, and do her from behind so i don't look at those goofed eyes. She does have the whitest teeth I've come across in a long while though ;)

iamsosmrt, three things:

1. You're obviously NOT smart if you misspell such a simple word.

2. You have no life if you were anticipating "this moment" for all that time, just so you could squall "I told you so."

3. You should go back on your meds -- you need 'em.

She looks OK on this pics (except for her panties of course). I like the dress.

i forget exactly what i was watching, but paris said herself that she hasn't worked out a day in her life. it shows.

ammendment to the list of things paris odesn't know: having a sexy ass is important too

why does she think she can shake it like she has something

two words -SQUATS and LUNGES

I have four things to say.

1)Is her dress ironed?
2)Atleast she's WEARING an underwear.
3)Can she even walk in those shoes? Judging picture 2, she can't.
4)Uhh. Where have her boobs GONEEEEEEE?

I think she is smokin Hot. All the bitches talkin shit about her on here prob. look like a steaming pile of shit

#71.

In reference to my name; clearly you have never watched the Simpsons (or you have and you have the memory of a gerbil). Have you heard of a JOKE you pathetic retard. Every once in a while some mental reject comments on my name, like the kid who shit his pants in class everyday. Look fuckface no one else does it, it's not normal and it means you are a loser. Please try to understand this you sad little child.

I absolutely love the people who come on this website defend the celebrities and then instigate shit by leaving illogical comments on other people's posts. Douchebag do you really think you are in the position to tell others that they don't have a life? NO shit pants you are not.

Lastly what meds should I go on? The flinstone vitamins your mommy gives to you every morning with your fruit loops or the tic tacs that your daddy pulled the label off and gave to you calling them "smart pills".

Luckily I do not pop pills every second unlike the pathetic little sissy bitches that make up this sad drugged up world. But thanks for the insult, it was so incredibly original.

P.S. YOU should get used to taking meds as you are either a sad TINY little man who can't get an errection; VIAGRA!!! Or you are a giant fat ugly bitch that pops diet pills every time you see a picture of Paris Hitlon; TRIMSPA BABY!!! (and you know what that road leads to).

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH LOSER.

Paris my love...you keep sending me these little messages...you are the most interesting woman in the world and you are in love with me...oompah Conrad would be proud of our beautiful babies,love Otto

Dx

Can't be helped.