Apr 10 2007Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian break up

The only thing she's good for is motorboating.

Paris has a friend???? What did that cost?

Enough of this boring crap. You have to see what the dude a Celebslam has come up with. It's damn funny and as timely as todays headlines.
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dang, it i didn't have to sign in, i could have had a "frist"
bugger. which is probably what Paris....

Who is this person and what does she want?!

In west london, many an asian (london english for 'south-asian') have make-up that bad.

get her

Of course she's better than Paris. She just upped the ante by being used as a toilet. Guess they have to cancel production on Celebrity Pissmops: Volume 2.

Something about her makes me think of Salma Hayek's ridiculously swollen lactating floobies.

That is one nice looking gal...

Well she's beautiful though....Paris is strange looking with a saggy ass and small boobs. This girl has big boobs, big ass, and a beautiful face. The only drawback is the fact that she allows people to piss all over her...shame..

Lets see, WAY better body, much cuter face, much less VD, no wonkey eye

Um what did we need Paris for?

Holy Shit! that is a nice rack. Can I touch them to see if they are real?

@7 don't be jealous. Those are very nice "ridiculously swollen lactating floobies"

Nice voluptuous body, I'll give her that but the face?
I'm thinking a real-life busted-version of Disney's Jasmin.

well at least she got bigger boobs than paris

FIfth Stooge you're an ass. That sight sucks.

Wow, Paris is starting to go through friends quicker than she goes through men! But seriously, I think that for Paris, to not have the spotlight on her for a while might actually be a very good thing for her!

But Kim's a pathetic loser, and who are the two girls hanging around her in the pic, trying to become quasi-famous also?!

I thought this was a fucking celebrity bashing site. Who the fuck is this? Snore.

"hang out and go bowling or something" WTF? Can you imagine finding Kim and Britney bowling together? Unless by "bowling" she means "forcefed bearded clam dip."

BFF's just don't last as long as they did in olden times.

I blame GWB.

Oh, my bad. Just found out she's famous for hanging out with Paris and a never released sex tape. Man, what a resume.

Since when it is sexy to have makeup caked on so thick you need a putty knife to remove it? None of them are sexy up close when you see how much they have to wear in order to look "good" to others.

She's just another J-Lo-HO. Better than looking at old Wonky-Eye herself, but still. Looks like she has her own share of STDs, I don't care what anyone says.

Blah!

Question is, who does the better close ups? Picture six is scary as hell.

Amen, PIRHAN!

The things I would do to this woman would violate every commandment in the Bible. Twice.

That sandnig was unheard of until she was seen with Paris, same goes for the chic on her right(someting D'Amore?).
Just like Paris the only cred she has is her father.
Kim used Paris(smart bitch) to get some spotlight then copied off Paris by doing a sex-tape(if you've seen it you know it's so obviously staged).
Now Kim is hanging with ALL the chics Paris kicked to the curb or is rivals with.
The HIGHSCHOOL-DRAMA is just getting started folks.

Veggi - What else does she need for her resume?

If Britney really wants to make friends, maybe she should offer to pee on her. Apparently Kim's in to that.

And speaking of which, has anyone actually seen this sex tape? For all the hype surronding the activities that allegedly take place in the tape, has anyone actually proven it? Unless somebody says otherwise, I'm starting to think Kim is an even more pathetic loser and the whole thing was just to get people to actually recognize her name. At least Paris actually released her sex tape.

Picture 6!!
WOW! Easy on the makeup, if your pretty less really is more & PLEASE thin those brows out.

It's not even slightly funny anymore. This is our fucking culture. WHAT DOES SHE DO ????? WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE ??????

... OH, so now this is the level our culture is at. She's famous and has a career in the spotlight because she got pissed on. Honestly can you imagine if some sdvanced alien civilisation came down to Earth to check up on us. We'd have to kill ourselves out of shame.

Sex tape where someone pees on you is just LOW yeah shes much prettier & sexier than Paris, but whats next? someone shitting on you? Shes a slleazy ho, worse than Paris.

I'd totally do her if she didn't smell like urine.

You gotta be a disease-infested whore when your ALLOWING someone to piss on you.

#30 I wouldn't bang her for that exact reason. my only other objections are that she's a tramp...and I'm a gil.
DIPSET!!!

@29 she probably did get shitted on but ray j cut out that scene due to "underaged children" that are subsequently allowed to watch porn nowadays. oh boy, what has this world come to. lmao

A gil?

yeah, dipset!

yes a girl. why u think i say N@ughty?...wait, dont answer that.

He shitted on her, twirled his dick in the pile he left on her chest then put that sloppy mess in her sloppy hershey-hole!

leave it to someone who enjoys getting pissed on to think it's a compliment to be called "The New Paris."

Big B@@BS! that's all I need

BY THE WAY...i just noticed i spelled "GIRL" wrong..hehe. i never wos gude at wurds

#38 Well said

I don't know who this girl is, but she's cuter than Paris. Sadly, someone called the new Paris will probably end up as nasty as Paris.

@27 -- C'mon, those thick brows are there to tickle my balls.

Butterface.

Why is no one commenting on the broad to the left of Kim in the main photo? Those be some Ginormous cans too & she should have less baggage. Makes her more desirable than Kim in my book.

While the promo clips of Kim's video were hot, knowing that she got pissed on just put out the flames of passion in my loins.

All that being said, I'd still rather bang Kim than Paris at this point.

Happily maintaining the idea that fame only costs as much as the self-esteem you're willing to sell!
She's not the 'next' Paris, that implies Paris started this whole whore train, when all she did was just jump on like a fucking flea. This one's no better, she's only prettier.

Hecubus, actually this is nothing new -- Andy Warhol could preen all he wanted, but famous-for-being-famous celebs have existed for more than a century, and in multiple countries.

Picture 6 is just plain scary. Plus, most of these pictures make me think of Jesus's mom (see handle link).

I think she might have a pretty face underneath all that makeup. We might be able to see it if she cut that hair curtain that makes her forehead look weird and pinky-promised us not to ever make that face in picture #6 ever again.

ummmmm, i don't GET it...her birthday is in OCTOBER. why is she celebrating it in April???

She's be really beautiful if the spacing between her eyebrows and hairline was more than 2 nanometers. Where the hell is her forehead?

She'd*

In that last photo.. is that a CURTAIN of black body hair all over and between her tits??? =0

She's gorgeous but she also doubles as a urinal. She should have better esteem than that ffs.

Good pt 53. 'Nothing like a girl that smells like a urinal.

I actually think she's very exotically beautiful, despite the diminutive forehead. Rich hair and warm eyes.. Actually, she looks a lot like Princess Jasmine... Where's Jimbo? =)

@Naughty did you write ANS's diaries? just figgered u mite seein as you are gud at wurds n'all.

Okay, so based on all the posts here, I have now come to the conclusion that NOBODY has ever actually seen this peeing scene? Is that accurate?! And if nobody has ever seen it, and given the way this tape got hyped up and then never got released, I'm starting to get the feeling that this loser might have just been making up a lot of this stuff just for hype and to get people to show her more attention. Cuz lets be honest, if not for the video, and more importantly, the rumors of the peeing in the video, most people still wouldn't really have any clue who she was!

But then, how pathetic would you have to be to use such a stunt to get publicity. "Hey everyone, I let guys pee on me, come pay attention to me." So maybe it really did happen, cuz could she actually be that pathetic as to lie about it?

You all can say what you want.

I'd piss on her. Probably shit on her, too.

#55 i wiwsh i could say i'm the mastermind behind that, unfortunately they sed i wusant dum enuf. see howe peepol treeet mi nowe?

@ Whitegold - it's probably because every is at work and likes their job enough not to YouTube it. Maybe she got stung by a jelly fish - 'cause, you know, it was like on Friends.

#59 good point. i'm at work as we speak. wait...unfortunately i'm the supervisor...with my own office...and i see her right now. yea, she's getting peed on.

57 @ LOL!!! HA HA Good point!

Now that you'd mention it...I'd shit or piss on her too! Only it wouldn't be sexual... I'd just be excreting on her whilst laughing or maybe casually talking to someone on my cell phone.

that is one of the best asses in hollywood

selma hyack look alike? at least she's not starving herself...

Paris Hilton has the money and Kim Kardashian has the looks,normally this should be a successful formula.But obvious the brains are missing,that's why it isn't working out maybe.

Paris is just jealous cuz Kim has REAL boobs. I don't think Kim is trying to be Paris...it's obvious Paris was trying to be Kim with all the booby pushup-ing last week!

#14- rrd, what's that stand for, really really dumb, rip roarin dildo? I take it you couldn't find the shift key when you decided on that well thought out nickname?

Maybe in time people will forget her reputation as a urinal..maybe. I'm just saying that is an impressive rack, front and back....too bad about the threehead though.

Yes, if she had nothing to do with the sale of the video, why'd they cut out the piss parts? Frankly, it's the only part I'm interested in seeing and even then, I ain't paying for it.

I can be soon up in the high North,which date is most convenient for you?

Her last name is too hard to remember, she'll never be the new paris.

Golden showers, man...golden showers.

Move over Jenna Jaimeson...

#69)High North?You mean Toronto ofcourse.

She's had a lot of work done

And why do we need a "new Paris" when we didn't need a Paris in the first place??

#65...her boobs are NOT real!! She's had her nose done, her eyes done, her cheeks done, butt implants, lipo and breast implants. one of these blogs has a picture of what she looked like before she had all the work done...she looks like a completely different person. She IS beautiful, but she's about as plastic as they come.

p.s. i STILL want to know WHY she is celebrating her October birthday in April???

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride...I'd be in Toronto with you by my side.

She's funny looking.

She and Paris are a perfect match -- funny looking and stupid put together for a slut fest made in hell.

I hate hollywood.

Who the hell is Kim Kardashian??????????????.

Check out her REAL NOSE. ACK!

http://juicy-news.blogspot.com/2007/02/kim-kardashian-before-plastic-surgery.html

She is hot,

Maybe she wasn't the one who got peed on. Maybe she was the on who was peeing?

Anyone have any confirmation on this?

PS Jimmy Kimmel sucks, I'd pee on him

PUBLICIST?! Since when did being rich and going to clubs get you a PUBLICIST!??!?@

FUCKKKKKKKKk

Kardashian was good looking before as well. that picture of her looks like she was pretty young, and she had fine breasts even then. And she certainly wasn't ugly in the picture.

She is attractive, Paris looks like a dead possum

By "REAL" boobs, I mean they are big without the help of a pushup bra! She doesn't have to try, they are just...there. Of course they're not real! I'm not that retarded.

Why is it that stupid chicks who have never had a real job in their lives need "publicists?" What on earth is she known for besides taking it up the a** with some guy? You need a publicist for being a whore now? Really?

The chick in the blue dress is way hotter than Kard-Ass-shun, even though she is flat chested.

her birthday is november... she was born 11/80 and she had a big birthday bash with paris 4-5 months ago. get your facts straight Superficial! but it's true they're not friends because paris saw kim's sex tape a couple of weekends ago and told kim that she should have thought twice befoe she taped it because she looked fat. paris the anorexic, go figure. anywho, this is what kim really looks like before the plasticc surgery. a lot done might i add. http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/Kardashian_Before,%20After.JPG

Her neck looks great for a bite...It must be lunchtime by now.

Now this is indeed a tappable piece. To compare her to Scary Hilton is just wrong.

If you masturbate to this cumrag you are supporting terrorism here and abroad.

She's gorgeous. I know Robert Kardashian is her father, but who is her mother? Wow.

She's so fucking gorgeous and hot...I'm not talking about Kim Kardashian but about my Camry which got new rims.

Kim Kardashian? I think she's pretty but I have no idea who she is.

Paris is on her way out already. I'm not exactly sure how she made her way in; I feel like she kind of just appeared one day and instantly became famous for nothing significant.

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

Being called "the new Paris" is the equivalent of a guy being called "the new Joe Francis."

Does Hell really have enough room to accommodate all of these morons?

Is she...gesturing to her boobs in the second pic? Like we wouldn't notice?

94--No, Hell does not have the room Costello. And undead morons will be roaming the Earth very soon!

dude is hot I have to admit

Hey DrPlowshit, thought you were married..and talking like a playboy when you know that you plow shit......

....body by Dupont....

This bitch will be so fat in a few years. She has the clown makeup and the IQ of a
Q-tip so yeah she's a good replacement for Paris. On her Myspace she lists her Job as: Princess. She;'s just another rich self absorbed slut.
At least her plastic surgeon did a better job of trying to make her look like a "woman". But she still looks like a silicone filled tranny and I think that the plastic surgoeon looked at cartoons when he chose her proportions. She just looks like waht a drunk horny guy's version of a woman, it's a little much. Put her on a trampoline and you'll see what I mean.

Plus she must have to shave six times a day, someone looks like a hairy hairy whore.
When you wake up to this cow sans makeup and her curves are all saggy and flat out on the bed like a bowl of pancake mix and her makeup is off and she looks manly without the blush, lipstick and mascara and all those forehead zits are bright red and puss filed and she covered in black stubble, you'll want to piss on her too and I hope you do! That's how you pay a professional princess isn't it?

I don't blame the guy for pissing on kardashiwhore. People always mistake Paris for a toilet stall. So if I saw this Kim bitch next to Hilton I'd think hmmmmmm... that brown porta pottie looks a bit cleaner then the first filthy white one so I'd go ahead and pick the brown one and then I'd peeeeeeeeeeeeeee my heart out. Then I'd eat some (4-7) chilly dogs ( I have a sensitive tummy) and I'd leave a load of steaming pooo batter on the white one ... just to be nice, so it didn't feel left out.

Reward: Lost pucker fish - please put back in plastic bag. Must return to .3 gallon fishbowl/toilet soon. Bloop, bloop, blooop. Feed frequently with urinations. Urinations will keep carpet clean.

I know I'm way late weighing in on this, but I have to reply to #24. Enough with the racial slurs, eh? And just so you understand the level of your ignorance: she's Armenian. Look it up.

My Comment, I Like Kim Kardashian :)

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