Apr 23 2007Paris Hilton and K-Fed get it on

lol..

Looks photoshopped..not sure why anyone would take the time to edit this lame as picture though...just sayin'

OMG that guy actually thinks he´s cool... he´s so pathetic. And so damn ugly, that "rapper wannabe" stuff he´s pulling out doesn´t work for him at all, it only makes it worse.

i wonder how many people paris has given herpes to.

his hand looks gross.. haha

i wonder how many people paris has given herpes to.

Did he really just throw out a gang sign????

Man, and I was rooting for him against Brit-ho....

Now he is gonna get the crotch rot and die...

Now he just needs to BANG LINDSAY LOHAN -- then it*s MULTI*BALLLLLLLL!!!!

i'd still hit it.

If the two of them have sex and mix fluids, will it create one super-STD, or cancel their veneral diseases out all together?

What the fuck's wrong with his hand? Does he have arthritis, or is he attempting to do that Vulcan hand thing like Mr. Spock?

Herpes and The Beast

that's hot

Rat and hawk

Paris just does it to piss off the other whores of Hollywood. It's getting old. We're on to you Paris...

10- no, it'll cause a black hole to open up (no, not paris') and all life on earth will be immediately eradicated.

11- makes you wish some real gangster would cap his ass doesn't it?

15 - No I wish some 10 year old kid would trip Fed by tying his shoes together then kick him in the nuts repeatedly.

I must be mentally disturbed because i would so do him. He looks like he'd be good in the sack.

Ok shoot me now.

shnack?
Gumbo?
danYELL?

i love your comments.

These two hooking up was more of a 'when' than an 'if'.

And he has got to be joking with the gang sign....like in that insurance commercial where he's cash-money rapper one second, pulling fries the next....he has to be making fun of himself.

Wait-I forgot about PopoZao. He's a moron.

... their kids would come out with re-tard helmets instead of arms.

FIXED!

K-fed was flashing our gang sign. The two of us started our own gang, yo

Western burbs represent.

Ok, so some backstabbing happing in Whoreville. Boo hoo for Britney and yawn for the rest of us.
On the other hand, it would be a fun experiment to see if Hiltor can raise Brit's kids. Cuz u know - if they die, it's not like anyone gives a shit

*happening - proofread, always proofread

also, 17 - freaky-looking doesn't mean freaky in bed.. so.. BANG

I think it's nice he sums up this pic with his gang sign: wigger and wonk eye.

Westsiiide! Fresno represent, bitches!

Paris's head looks bigger, someon needs to tell her to exhale once in a while, and why hell is his forehead getting smaller while his chin looks bigger. They should donate their heads to science, we might find the answer to the age old question, "what's on the other side of the black hole".

Where'd her tits go? Maybe she has those new inflatable ones that she can make big or little depending on which dress she wants to wear...

This looks totally believable to me.

The Fed-Meister's hand looks all screwed up because he just caught the sluts car keys. Now he's headed outside to park the car like any good parking lot attendant should.

I'd also like to add something that just could never be said enough, and has not been said here enough.

TCLTC

And don't you forget it.

loooks like k fed didn't eat his snooze bar, or else he'd be passed out asleep all night, not cavortin woth that heiress.... that's what goulet tihnks. maybe you need a snooze bar... www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com www.gouletbars.com

he looks like a shabs junkie. put this guy in burberry or nautica and send him to england or australia and he'd easily fit in with chav or lad crews... lol

Can't those retards come up with new poses? Every pose wonkey eye gives us that same 'ol "come hither look" the babes give us in Victoria Secret except she aint no babe and she butchers the look with her lame eye and k-fag w/ his gangsta wanna be gang sign. When is her wonka eye gonna give out due to the blue contacts she's always wearing to make us think she's hot? Ya got shit colored eyes Perry and ya proud to be shot w/ K-fag 'cause you really a piece of shit. You aint foolin nobody w/ your ratty fake hair, size 13 feet and shit colored eyes. Thank God you were born into money or you'd be one po skanky ho. You just a rich skanky ho with herpes! Thats so funny that the world knows you got the herps! Ahh, the perks of fame. Go home and do something meaningful. Oh thats right, your only mission in life is to prove how "hot" you are. I wonder if the idiots she bangs knows that condoms aren't full proof against herpes. Can't imagine the std's she's spreadin around hollyland.

Why is this talentless stupid wigger dirtbag always making bogus gang signs when photographed?

WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE!

That's not a 'W'. He's throwin up an 'E' for Earl.

In the meantime:
"GIRLS GONE WILD" Founder Gets Jail Time

PANAMA CITY, Fla. - Blowing his nose and wiping away tears, the multimillionaire founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" video empire pleaded guilty to contempt of court Monday and was sentenced to 35 days in jail.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070423/ap_on_re_us/girls_gone_wild

AHAHAHAHA Crybaby Joe!

Motherfucker needs some sun. West side? Looks more like he's from Minnesota. Crackhead skinny too. I'm skinny only cuz I'm poor. I would be a fat ass if I could get a hold of some rich peoples food'nshit. I hears rich peoples be eating lobsters and linguni. yeah! I hear that linsguni is fo' rich peoplesss.

SLOPPY SECONDS ANYONE?? Is there merit in hangin and bangin the skank club over there, passing the girls and boys around, then hatin each other? Cos I LOVE IT, makes me laff! (ps - fckhd - piss off you try hard)

These have to be the two most practiced poses ever! Ok 3, 2, 1 and snap.
Oh god, I think I just threw up im my mouth a little.

ew.
trash.

#35, yeah....he's just dyslexic. "Paris, ho, tell papi how ta spell Earl".

And what the fuck is up with that Wal-Mart pinky ring he's sporting? If any gang members from the West siiiiide of the trailer park knew what was good for them, they would chop his hand off - one finger at a time.

I wonder what Paris thinks about fucking a mule hung like a spider. Not to mention, the variations of diseases those two will reproduce on their own - No daddy's or baby-mama's money needed. They're a fucking Chemistry project.

God, just looking at this picture is making me have flashbacks of my high school. Disgusting.
But I love Paris's expression here. She thinks she's sexy, but she just looks like she's trying to shoot lasers from her tiny hobgoblin brain.

Is it me or did she lose her new found boobies?

when will paris learn that her life is worth shit? She really needs to stop appearing on the news.. the more I see her, the more I loose my brain cells

44- Heh heh, yeah y'are, you selled lose wrong....and so am I. I spelled spelled wrong. But I have a good excuse. I suck at typing. In fact I started typing this like 15 minutes ago....
But I have an excuse for that too. They put my typing class on first period back in high school, and everyone knows the pot doesn't really wear off til 10:00.

That man has evil eyes and will everyone (including gangstas) stop thinking its COOL to do stupid things with your fingers, its pathetic.

THAT GUY IS A HIDEOUS TRAILER PARK REDNECK WHO SHOULD BE FED TO THE CROCODILES.

THAT CHEAP WORTHLESS SLUT SHOULD HAVE SUPERGLUE PUT IN HER NASTY PUSSY.

Ah, the Apocalypse.

She's only doing this to get revenge on Britney for dumping her, but Britneys gonna have the last laugh cos she's been there and done that with both these losers!

ps i know Paris is 'ugly' but she can make herself look really good sometimes.. then other times not so much xx

#25 just summed it up. Bravo!

disgusting and pathetic

what happened to the magical bra?

oh, my good. i dont know where is the end, where is this world going to...
good probably punished us with this because of the global warming, and he anounced the apocalypse with this.

sorry about the grammar mistakes in the comment 53. i ment god instead of good. whell, man, i am croatian i am aloud to make english grammar mistakes

Paris better watch her shit..she's messin with anti-brittney's X..maybe she'll do a Loraine Bobbit on his dick and then chock Paris with it!

His eyes look like they are ready to bleed.

It's nice to see Earl slumming again. Paris will be fat in no time.

#57 and pregnant

If they got it on, i imagine it would create a black hole from their combined lack of IQ. Like a vacuum gone wild. With a meshback on sideways.

Wait...where's her garbage bag or 80's mompants???
She's so out of style!!!!

Look out Paris.... You gonna get THE SHOCKER!

I'm pretty sure that greenhouse gases come from Paris' crotch. Way to cause global warming, Captain Herpisyphilis.

Haha, if the first two don't rock 'er.... the third one will shock 'er!

They had to edit out the 40's and the bingo hair

Two in the pinky, one in the stinky!

He think's he's black and she thinks she's attractive.

K-Fed is moving up the goldigger ladder:
Shar Jackson
Britney
Now Paris.
If he impregnates her and and marries into that family, it will be proof that he has near god-like powers, and people will start worshipping him.

before she was just gross...

Now shes the laughing stock of the entire world. How Desperate do you have to be. If you have to get off that fn bad BUY A VIBRATOR.

then again it is paris and i do oh so love laughing at her so god i pray she is knocked up that would be the celebrity laugh of my lifetime!!!

You've got to be fucking kidding me!!! Now K-Fed and Paris hang out?! What the fuck is wrong with people!

Hee hee......K-Fag's got some palsy going on with that claw/hand.

Oh god... there are no words.

PLEASE people you cannot let this happen.

If Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline are aloud to mate they will become a PURE EVIL/STUPID invincible duo known forever as P-Fed. In their hideous filthy reign the world will be covered in darkness for TEN MILLION years and we will all be forced to endure endless Paris+K-Fed concerts which would cause a world wide ear bleeding epidemic of epic proportions. The massive bloodshed, from our ears, would form a satanic river leading straight to PARIS and K-Fed, when the bloody stream reached
P-FED and pooled around their filthy diseased bodies it would be the dawn of super mutant STD unlike the world has ever seen, an STD made of every single STD EVER (since Paris and K-Fed have them all). Most of us will be killed or deformed by the heinous and horrific super disease and those who lived would be forced into slave labor in one of two Hilterline factories; one factory manufacturing ointment for Kevin's anal STD boils and the other manufacturing giant specialized size 11 women’s(tranny)shoes in every color and style imaginable for Paris and her enormous whore feet.

This is only a small description of the horror that would be unleashed if we allowed the formation of P-Fed Hilterline.
They must NEVER get it on.

Wurd people WURD!

#25 - LMFAO. Excellent thought!

K-Earl's face looks like one you'd see in the post office or on a highway rest stop billboard:
"This man owes his children $57,491.43"
{insert K-Earl's headshot here}

How much of Brit's child support will Shar ever see? Maybe Shar ought to take K-Earl back to court now.

Damn - I forgot to slag on Paris.
If she's at Tao with her boyfriend, did they bring in K-Earl for a 3-some? Anyone order a Paris Double Stacker?

Take note, all. Today, you have witnessed the day before the Anti-Christ was conceived.

He's saying; "Here...smell this before an infection sets in and I have to lose the hand."

These two shit streaks are so over.

Since when is Paris into the leftovers from Lindsay?

Although i've to admit,they could be the perfect couple in the eyes of Lucifer.

I Smell this guy is trying to get more MILLI@NS!

Two media whores found one another..a match for sure. He'll take anything he can get, she'll give it all easily, anytime, anywhere. Yep, it's a keeper.

What's next?Paris and Lindsay get it on?

the crips & bloods have a hand-sign/gesture that translates to

gold-digging-wigger-douchebag?

who knew

WTF is wrong with his hand???

she can suck his dick for all i care..everyone else gets it, he's scarey lookin in the eyes, freakboy.