Apr 11 2007Pamela Anderson wears her bikini
Pamela Anderson was spotted with Tommy Lee at the beach in Hawaii recently. Her face is starting to melt, but she still looks pretty good for a 39-year-old. And by pretty good I mean her breasts are looking more deformed than ever. It looks like her plastic surgeon went in and swapped out the silicone with Play-Doh. Squeezing a giant block of Silly Putty would be more fun. Probably feel more realistic too.
A ton more of Pamela Anderson with Tommy Lee after the jump.

Reader Comments
1. STURM - April 11, 2007 10:07 AM
#1
2. schack - April 11, 2007 10:10 AM
when they cremate a deceased barbie-woman, do they take the sillies out first?
3. starsandrocks - April 11, 2007 10:12 AM
lol!
4. schack - April 11, 2007 10:12 AM
um- looking at alot of these picures, i notice that her breasts look like they're made out of clay. they are vomitous.
5. Victor Ward - April 11, 2007 10:15 AM
At least Tommy Lee still looks cool. Or... like a demon. Or a bad guy from Final Fight on Super Nintendo.
6. Superfish - April 11, 2007 10:17 AM
Dude, if Pamela Anderson were MY mom (or wife) I'd be so embarassed. Who goes to the beach looking far worse than a tranny?
SHOW OF HANDS: how many beleive they'll get married...again?
7. DashRipRock - April 11, 2007 10:18 AM
nappy headed ho...................IMUS
8. Superfish - April 11, 2007 10:20 AM
can we keep the "nappy headed ho" comments to ourselves? how fucking stupid. its just like singing that lamb chop song over and over and over
This is the song that never ends...and it goes on and on my friend...come people started singing it not knowing what it was...and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that...
9. schack - April 11, 2007 10:21 AM
i believe the correct spelling is "knappy"
10. Fifth Stooge - April 11, 2007 10:24 AM
She looks like she wears her bikini well.
11. Superfish - April 11, 2007 10:24 AM
and i dont think that's a bikini she's wearing, it's a specially designed bra to make her "sand bags" LOOK like boobies in a bikini top which STILL doesn't work because they silicon will take a WRONG turn (as if it already hasn't) and they'll start shrinking...and the boobs will get wrinkly and unattractive and next thing you know, we'll call her the SAGGY BAGGY PAMMY WAMMY. not cool.
12. combustion8 - April 11, 2007 10:24 AM
Just proves the theory that men age like wine while women age like milk.
13. Fifth Stooge - April 11, 2007 10:26 AM
#9- Not according to all the "knews" reports I've read it isn't.
14. chaunceygardner - April 11, 2007 10:29 AM
Fucking SICK, man.
Borat should have put anthrax in that sack.
15. Superevil - April 11, 2007 10:31 AM
I remember once when this site used to be funny, the staff should be fired and a few of the commenters should be given their jobs.
16. BigJim - April 11, 2007 10:33 AM
Isn't that Danniellyn's mother?
17. lambman - April 11, 2007 10:41 AM
SHE'S NOT 40 YET?!?!?!
Wow, she looks like crap! I mean seriously Jennifer Tilly for example is 10 years older than Pam, has a better rack, and doesn't look haggard and disease ridden.
18. F-Sucker - April 11, 2007 10:42 AM
She's getting old..........but she still looks better than Charlotte Church.
19. Richard - April 11, 2007 10:43 AM
Still looks great.
20. veggi - April 11, 2007 10:45 AM
@8- hahaha. I haven't thought of that stupid fucking song forever. Thanks for putting it in my head :)
As for pam, who the fuck cares? Holy Shit! She wore a bathing suit~! Finally, someone at least wears a fucking normal one! Fuck! I can't quit saying fuck! Where's my Martini!!
21. bedbugsandballyhoo - April 11, 2007 10:46 AM
I hate when people describe this woman as "curvy." No ass, no hips and straight waisted = curvy??? Well, if Tommy Lee went out and got some massive implants, I guess that would make him just as curvy as Pam. I think that may have been the root of his anger issues during their marriage...
22. whitegold - April 11, 2007 10:49 AM
Seriously people?! Subject to an assortment of STD tests, I'd totally hit it. For a MILF, she's pretty friggin awesome. And you know she's a good time also!
23. Conky - April 11, 2007 10:51 AM
She looks pretty good for an old broad.
24. merbitches - April 11, 2007 10:54 AM
hey, i think she is nice...sexytime. and her boobies are sexy... wait, wait.
25. sympathee - April 11, 2007 10:54 AM
Looking pretty good still..
26. Mike - April 11, 2007 10:54 AM
Are you people nuts? Have you seen the average 39 yr old? She is and always will be HOT! Look in the mirror and then judge!
27. FRIST!!! - April 11, 2007 10:54 AM
When did she get back with him? Wait...I don't care....
This site is soooooo boring now. It used to be FUNNY and make me LAUGH! Oh, you know I'll be back every day because I'm ADDICTED, but I won't enjoy it.
28. merbitches - April 11, 2007 10:55 AM
not so much. she's old and worn. like a sweater.
29. merbitches - April 11, 2007 10:57 AM
i agree it's been less funny lately. who is writing this shit???
30. Sassy - April 11, 2007 10:59 AM
Why is one tit up higher than the other? She's so 'drag queen' like. Ain't pretty people, ain't pretty.
31. NotANiceGirl - April 11, 2007 11:03 AM
I totally think they will end up back together. They are both totally still involved in each other's lives and admit they love each other. Hopefully their kids will benefit from them putting all that past BS behind them.
32. veggi - April 11, 2007 11:03 AM
Frist- I know.... It was funny when we had funny things to make fun of. WTF are we suppose to write about Pam wearing a bikini. Wow! what fucking news, eh?
Why oh why is Brit in hiding???? Bring on the umbrella again!!!!! Now, that was funny shit!
33. tits_on_snack - April 11, 2007 11:07 AM
Aww, the hepatitis twins.
I was about to give her the benefit of the doubt and say "Well whatever, she looks better than most ____ year olds" until I realized she's still only in her thirties and has gobs and gobs and gobs of money to pay for any kind of makeup, treatments, surgical operations, and personal trainers she needs.
Then again she does have at least one known disease coursing through her bloodstream, and she's continuously baking herself in the sun.
34. tits_on_snack - April 11, 2007 11:11 AM
She's starting to look like one of those crazy old ladies. You know the kind. They stand on sidewalks wearing surgical masks, Tammy Faye Bakker makeup, their hair all long and stringy and bleached. They're usually pushing shopping carts or showing up at PETA rallies - oh, whoops.
35. FRIST!!! - April 11, 2007 11:15 AM
@29 Some fat dude in his boxers with a hangover and no funny bone in his whole body, I imagine.
@32 Exactly, nothing funny is there. Pam Anderson in a bikini WAAA HAAA HAAA!!! It could only be funny if she got wasted and wigged out and started throwing jellyfish at the photogs or something.
36. Spindoc - April 11, 2007 11:18 AM
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Man, she NEVER should have thrown that drink in Father Time's face...look what he did to her!
37. bungoone - April 11, 2007 11:19 AM
this just proves how ridiculously airbrushed people's playboy spreads are. she was in it 2 or 3 months ago & this was not what i saw. holy mother her titties are messed up! i mean i knew they were big and gross, but i never realized how gross.
38. NotANiceGirl - April 11, 2007 11:20 AM
@ 35- They were maced by photogs outside of viper room when they were married... then I read that she was on the set of baywatch in her red bathingsuit & asked a photog to stop taking pictures and he pulled out a can of pepper spray and told her he didn't want any trouble and to back up. That's a joke!
39. meee - April 11, 2007 11:21 AM
does it freak anyone else out when girls' nipples are at the very top of their boobs? ack...
40. NotANiceGirl - April 11, 2007 11:22 AM
@37...Her funbags didn't look like that when she was in the bikini at her wedding to kid rock... has she been chilling with Courtney & Tara?
41. pekpekshorts - April 11, 2007 11:26 AM
Sites like these have the biggest collection of losers and haters. Stories about celebs, especially negative ones, are popular because they sell and appeal to the their envy and malice. 99% of the post here proves it. What a bunch of losers. LOL.
42. tits_on_snack - April 11, 2007 11:33 AM
Thanks #41 but I already read that comment on the Jennifer Aniston post above. If we're the losers, what does that make you?
43. whitegold - April 11, 2007 11:35 AM
#41 - You're so right about the type of people who post here. Nice to see you posting here. Loser.
44. Fifth Stooge - April 11, 2007 11:39 AM
Try this site. He/she seems quite angry.
45. havoc - April 11, 2007 11:52 AM
I would still bang her like a Salvation Army drum...
46. Truthseeker013 - April 11, 2007 12:06 PM
Aren't those a hazard to air navigation?
47. elf - April 11, 2007 12:15 PM
her best feature is her legs...
48. Wow Just Wow - April 11, 2007 12:23 PM
I like Pam. No matter what she does.
49. BritneysFUCKhat - April 11, 2007 12:25 PM
Everything is great except for the tits & the Hep.
50. Lowlands - April 11, 2007 12:29 PM
Ofcourse it's visible she isn't in her twenties anymore.There's only a very few blessed ones who seems not to age.But for her 39 years she ain't looking bad.
51. kamihi - April 11, 2007 12:36 PM
her body (except for breasts) looks great, her face though looks hagard, thats sunworshipping for ya I suppose.
52. Spindoc - April 11, 2007 12:40 PM
#41
Yeah, WE"RE the losers. Meanwhile, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson oh, their all the model of self restraint and class....
You're probably some little intern working at CAA and you think your bosses will be happy with you if you come on here and defend their clients. I have news for you. People who defend douche-bags are even bigger douche-bags, and you my friend smell an aweful lot like Vinegar and Water.
53. NicotineEyePatch - April 11, 2007 12:41 PM
Oh, fuck her age, she either looks good or bad. Pam's body seems fit and toned - but that face says quarter chicken dinner. Sun damaged, 39 year old quarter chicken dinner.
Helen Mirren looks GOOD for her age. Dakota Fanning does not look good for her age.
54. Rachelraquel - April 11, 2007 12:41 PM
"she still looks pretty good for a 39-year-old."
Oh my gosh. Like 39 is really that old.
It's actually still pretty young.
And most 39 year olds I've seen have fewer wrinkles than Pam has. She just spends a lot of time in the sun.
Whatever, Superfish guy, you aren't funny anymore anyway.
55. BritneysFUCKhat - April 11, 2007 12:44 PM
AHAHAHAAAAA @52!
SF is fired! Spindoc will now take over. Thank you.
56. YoungOne - April 11, 2007 12:52 PM
What is up with the belly chain at the beach? That is just weak....there are no poles at the beach. Yeah I set up a comment for you....
57. jrzmommy♠ - April 11, 2007 12:57 PM
I knew the birds were chirping a little sweeter this morning.....Pam and Tommy, together again.
58. xeurohottiex - April 11, 2007 1:54 PM
#21 time to put down that quarter pounder silly cow and realize that the world isn't shrinking but your ass is expanding
59. farty mcshitface - April 11, 2007 2:01 PM
she always looked like trash. she once described herself as a gay man trapped in a womans body. i couldn't agree more. she never looked anything like a real woman. she used to look like shit now, she looks like old shit.
60. Morticia - April 11, 2007 2:12 PM
Why does she have cellulite in her left tit? She has some really fugly knees too.
61. daylin - April 11, 2007 2:14 PM
Tattoo's? Nipple piercings? Purple hair? Skinny arms? Seriously I love the crew, but I think its time to grow up there rebellious one. UR as old as my dad, and he is dealing nicely with his mid-life crisis, adult diapers, and curved spinal cord.
So grow up Tommy, the party is over! All you are is looking like the creepy uncle on the staircase trying to figure out what girls were wearing panties and which ones weren't!
THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!
62. DeArmond - April 11, 2007 2:21 PM
she should spring for a little botox in the forehead area
63. HollyJ - April 11, 2007 2:22 PM
Funny that everyone's talking about how gross SHE is. Looking at Tommy makes my privates feel kinda like this:
http://www.minnesotamalamuteclub.com/brdprobs/newmag2.jpg
64. BARBIE - April 11, 2007 2:45 PM
Some people are just jealous she looks freaking good and for her tits saggy and becoming ugly that why u get them re-done anyone with smarts knows that! i mean GREAT real people will u look that good at 39! THINK NOT!!!!! GET REAL WITH UR SELFS!
65. Ted...From LA - April 11, 2007 3:16 PM
I think she looks great for a 39 year-old
wax museum piece.
66. imran karim - April 11, 2007 3:34 PM
i thought she was a lot older
67. isitin - April 11, 2007 4:37 PM
There is not a single male on this board that would turn down Pammy in the sack. If you say you would, your full of crap.
68. NicotineEyePatch - April 11, 2007 5:38 PM
Yeah, but isitin, there are chicks this hot out in the real world, you know. And younger. And way hotter.
Most guys would piss razors to say they fucked her - ten years ago. Now, not so sure it's worth taking that sentiment literally.
69. no1justminda - April 11, 2007 5:55 PM
You'd think she could afford a bikini that fits her huge fake tits and her flat ass!
70. crazyotto - April 11, 2007 7:37 PM
The Labatts girl of my dreams......(wet dreams)
71. cayana - April 11, 2007 7:44 PM
Does she wear the bikini, or does the bikini wear her?
72. HollyJ - April 11, 2007 9:54 PM
67 - Yet another piece of solid proof that men have absolutely ZERO standards when it comes to getting their pork buried. (As if anyone NEEDS more evidence after knowing that someone fucked Mama Cass Elliot.)
73. paigowpokerwissard - April 12, 2007 12:30 AM
The end is near, dum dum dum... sag, bulge, pakow, this is not going to be a break out poker hand. I see a shortage in cellulose suction nipples on the horizon. Pam, it's gravity calling, the earth is near.
74. bedbugsandballyhoo - April 12, 2007 5:06 AM
@58
I'm 5'8 and weigh 125 lbs...I work out every single day, and have never had plastic surgery...you do the math. So yeah, I can come on here in good conscience and say whatever the hell I want! Sorry to bust your bubble and ruin your fantasy. And I never eat at McDonald's...gross.
BTW, I will not stoop to making childish remarks about how I would assume you look, since I know nothing about you.
75. bedbugsandballyhoo - April 12, 2007 5:07 AM
And Pammy still has a flat ass!!! HA! HA! HA!
76. jus'stupid - April 12, 2007 5:39 AM
The last time she went swimming in the taiwan strait, it caused a tidal wave with those huge flapping lips.
77. bungoone - April 12, 2007 6:17 AM
74, you sound a little underweight. better get to Micky-D & fast!
78. RichPort - April 12, 2007 6:59 AM
I has a conversation with my penis this morning and it's confirmed: I'd still fuck her. The trouser snake betrays the brain every fucking time. I need penicillin just thinking about it... and some time alone.
79. tits_on_snack - April 12, 2007 7:37 AM
I love it that most men would still fuck this crusty sunbaked Hep C plastic surgery nightmare.
Ahhhh.
That makes my day.
80. td - April 12, 2007 10:44 AM
I don't know what Borat sees in her.
81. favrav - April 12, 2007 11:35 AM
remember a few months ago when paris hilton was holding that pug dog and it wanted to get away? that's what her boobs look like here.
82. whitegold - April 12, 2007 11:58 AM
Every time I scroll past these pics of her I pause ever so briefly and think "yeah, I'd still be willing to hit that"...that's probably what Tommy Lee keeps thinking also, and hence the reason he keeps going back for more...
83. edmund.ignasious.aloysius.III - April 12, 2007 2:08 PM
Are you kidding me? She looks amazing for 39. CREEEPS!!!
84. Saera - April 12, 2007 4:37 PM
well, her boobs look...flat..
85. isitin - April 12, 2007 4:57 PM
I'd really like to see what the woman who post on this board look like. Not one of you can attest to looking 10% as good as Pammy does. And if you say you do, your full of crap.
86. krazihottkelli - April 15, 2007 6:02 AM
#85- Your probably right, but let's remember one thing,,,she has millions, so she can buy tits, lipo, lips, hair, ass, the best make-up and whatever her heart desires to make herself look hot.. She's hot, but old..
87. Tara_reid_loves_you - April 21, 2007 7:11 AM
Tommy is skin-and-bone