Apr 16 2007Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee hit the beach again

FIRST! wOOHOO!
She looks hot. Damn!

How exciting! I can't believe it! *snore*

Those things are going to blow someday!

On the upside, Pamela will never be able to drown with her surgically enhanced life preservers.

LOL @ Herpes

Yes, VERY enthralling.

Wow, I can't believe she has not put someones eye out with those things!!!

GROSS. what is that huge crater in her boob all about? and why is there some kind of shelf mid-way up her sternum. It's like the sillies are starting to peel her peck muscles off of her ribcage. vomitous!

At this point an actual blow-up doll would look much better. And not have multiple diseases (at least not when first inflated).

Please don't get implants ladies. small boobs are okay!

There's alwayts Brava bra.. at least its your own stuff, and not dough...yesh...

I think she got a brand new pair of boobs!

Remember when, about 7 years ago, she said that she was getting her implants removed...AND GOING BACK TO HER NORMAL SIZE?! Good Lord, if this is her "normal size", she must be from the planet Humongo Breastisis in sector 10!!!

or get small implants. they were intended to be a pillow that gives your breast a boost from behind, not your ENTIRE breast.

That tramp stamp is more like Tramp Scrapbooking! I wonder if she used Tommy's dong as a ruler for that thing?

Of course the skin is going to look lumpy when you try to force triple D's into a training bra. What's with that stupid belt thing she constantly wears around her waist.

http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/1999/04/27/pamela/index.html

April 27, 1999
"I just wanted my body to return to its original state."

Pamela Anderson is 43 and that's why i'm thinking she doesn't look bad at all on these beachpics.Tommy Lee's canoe looks very political correct to me.

Wow her hair looks sick. It's so dry and fried...can she not afford to have that shit fixed?

'Aimee Kanode, a freshman from Martinsville, Va., told The Associated Press that the shooting happened on the fourth floor of the dorm, one floor above her room. Kanode said students are "locked in our dorms surfing the Internet trying to figure out what's going on."'

Aimee, tell all your fellow honors students that your asses got shot up real good. The loud bangs were, like, a big clue.

#18

go find a mule and get fucked. You're as fucked up as polio.

#18 And about as funny.

Pamela and Tom seems to enjoy beachlife each time.I like the beach and the sea as well.

Me too Lowlands???

Who cares! She's supposed to have big boobs. It's Hollywood, there always has to be a some big boobed bimbette in the spotlight. She's made a lot of $$$ with those things.

It's cool that Tommy and her can hang out with the kids. Guess she forgave the moron for smacking her around. She looks good for her age tho.

#18 All you have to do is look at the pictures coming out of there and you wouldn't be joking about it. Stupid douche bag dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do the moon landing and Pam Anderson's boobs have in common?

TWO ANSWERS:

1. They're both fake.
2. Craters

"At least 29 people are dead in what may be the biggest mass killing on a college campus in American history — and the death toll may rise...It was one of the worst shootings on a university campus in the United States since a massacre at the University of Texas in Austin on Aug. 1, 1966. Charles Whitman killed 15 people, including his mother and wife the night before, and wounded 31 others in that shooting."

HARTMAN
Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was?

[No response.]

HARTMAN
None of you dumbasses knows?

[COWBOY raises his hand.]

HARTMAN

Private Cowboy?

COWBOY
Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people
from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed
Twenty people from a twenty-eight-storey
observation tower at the University of Texas
from distances up to four hundred yards.
…Do any of you people know where
he learned to shoot?

[JOKER raises his hand.]

HARTMAN
Private Joker?

JOKER
Sir, in the Marines, sir!

HARTMAN
In the Marines! Outstanding! Those
individuals showed what one motivated
marine and his rifle can do!

But not these days – now, as a Marine,
you’ll get your limbs blown off in Iraq
and Afganistan. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOSERS!!!

I hope you have crabs in your eyebrows, cocksucker. yeah, you.

#26 You must have a pretty sad and pathetic life, fuckwad, when the only attention you can get is negative feedback here. If you have a gun, why not go play with it now?

allahu, my dog has taken shits that contribute more to society than you ever will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22)I hope you like the beach and sea as well.

22)Do you know how to rig sails?

She was once a little Pink Ball of Clay
PAMMY!

But you should see what Pammy can do today.
PAMMY!

She's dirtier than any whore, so's her horsey hung Hubby too.

If you've got Crabs, than PAMMY is part of you......PAMMY!

Ok, let's round off to 30 or so dead (or soon-to-be dead) at Virginia Tech. That makes it 3193.

What's that number, you say? Oh, here you go:

30 at VT + 3163 American military deaths since your president landed on a carrier under the "Mission Accomplished" sign = LOSERS!

oops, I mean, = 3193.

I'll bet she can still suck a mean one.

And you people that thing Tommy Lee is hung must have really small peckers.

If "obnoxious comments may be removed", then why aren't they removing those made by this jackass sigined in as Allahu Akbar? This is really no place to.....

These two really deserve each other. Nothing says "love" like a hideous boob job, Hepatitis C, and a guy who can't keep his hands off his own schlong. My only regret is that The Superficial doesn't have hourly reports on the couple. That would be the next best thing to being there with them, listening to Pam tell Tommy how big his unit is and then listening to him agree. They probably don't talk about other things that much, such as how he used to beat the crap out of her in front of their fucking kids. No, I'm guessing the talk pretty much revolves around his Johnson. And the beach. And his Johnson. In that order. The beach ROCKS, dude.

I think it's awesome when battered women return to their abusers. Saves two other people.

I think those two should make another video.

The Superficial HAD BETTER DELETE ALL OF Allahu Akbar comments or I will report this website.

Allahu Akbar, there is a fine line between being funny and just being a dick and you have stepped WAY over it.

Looks like AFJ is out of jail (finally!)

www.angryferretjones.com

Who let the fucking Iron Sheik in this piece?
I can't tell if this douche is more angry at the fact that his daughter was murdered years ago or that he got has ass handed to him by Sargent Slaughter from the US of A?

So which is it camel jockey?

Ew, she still has those weird red spots on her shoulder and arm...

Sad, a couple of 40 year old who still think they're 20.

Pics 17, 19 - Pam: "I hate you lady, I hate myself, and I hate everyone. That's why I stuff my flesh with silicone and stay with an abusive male." *sigh* Some things just stay the same.

#39 - yes, there's a line. It's called the border of a sovereign nation. How's it gone for you guys when you've crossed one recently? Nevermind - I'll just ask Private Stumpy in his hospital bed in Bagdad.

Hey #45, please refer to my question for you in post #41. Get back to us on that, a'ight?

Is that Adam and Eve? Do I hear a harp and the sound of angles singing? Boy I have never seen two people look more at home on one of Mother Nature’s sandy beaches than these two. No two people have ever looked more in sync with nature then these two. Were they marooned on this island 20 years ago and have they been living off of natures bounty ever since because they are the living picture of earth angels. They are "all-natural" personified. Their skin, their hair and their flesh is so pure, so real and fresh looking they are like newborn babies. They are certainly not the most fake, trashy, mangled, mutilated, dirty, filthy, mold smelling old ragged pirate hookers on earth. If I did not know better I would think I was looking at the dawn of time; the start of humanity.

Allahu, thanks for showing the world God does sometimes make mistakes!!! Too bad your mother was afraid of being stoned to death if she had gotten an abortion.

*angels
*moldy smelling

Actually, if Akhmed only would have pulled out faster, sigh!

#45 - Don't ever address me again. DO NOT even acknowledge my presence you fucking worthless piece of shit.
Go visit Saddam Hussein in hell.

Bake, bake, bake your flesh
Gently in the sun...

#51 - beloved Fifth Stooge - a correction: apparently he was given a promotion in exchange for extending his tour (on the one good leg) another 3 months. So it's Corporal Stumpy I'll be talking to. Looks like you're running out of soldiers to send out to be killed and maimed for no reason - too bad that guy in Virginia wasn't taken alive, he appears to be a good shot.

#53 Unlike your father, the diseased camel. The best part of you ran down your mother's ass.

Seriously, stop.

First Osofa and now Akbarf...get a life.

This site isn't for debating war tactics.

You want to argue with somebody?...

Go to your hut a write a letter to Bush.

Kay?

Conky would hit that old MILF.

Twice even.

I'm pretty sure I'll never, EVER get tired of her.

#45 Allahu Akbar,

I'm just curious. Does it get tiring whinning all the time about how the US is so mean and terrible? I would think that you would use some of that energy to work on improving countries in the middle east...

Oh wait, thats right, your own governments hang you if you complain and have basically tricked you into constantly bitching about the West so you won't notice that your leaders are hypocrites living the lives of kings all the while treating their citizens like Slave Labor to support their lifestyles...wow, no wonder you're angry. It must suck to realize all of that.

Don't worry though, when the U.S. and the rest of the developed world develop alternative fuels and no longer buy your oil, you can work on fixing all those problems after your bankrupt governments fall and create a brand of Chaos in your nations not seen since the fall of the Persian Empire. Have fun, and you might want to store up soom canned goods and water.

People - don't get all worked up over AlleyHoo! It's just Wally the troll with the little pink penis just trying to get a rise out of the rest of us. Like a Shock Jock. Do you really think that a terrorist-backing Arab would be able to write in correct English like that?

Even if he was a member of a terror group, we'd love to ask his comrades how the war is going for their side, except that they don't have any "Private Stumpy's", only remnants of what used to be a homosapien (not quite a human being) after they use their pieces parts to kill women and children in their own country. Cowardly attacks from a cowardly species.

Questions for you, Osama Twatwafle: with all of you idiots blowing yourselves up over your religion's promise of each getting 77 virgins to lay in the afterlife, don't you think that at some point the afterlife is going to run out of virgins? Where does an endless supply of virgins come from? The little girls that you've blown up with you? Isn't that a sin in your religion? And what could you possibly do with a virgin after turning your member into oatmeal with an explosion?

Is sex even possible in the afterlife? After all, sex is a requirement of our Earthly flesh, so that our species can survive. Why would species survival be needed in the afterlife? If you go there after your Earthly existence, how could you not survive it for eternity? Where would you go after the afterlife?

After pondering over these questions, how much sense does the concept of blowing yourselves up make, Achmed? Hmmm?

Thank you Spindoc.

I think he should blow himself up... don't talk him out of it wedgeone! Blow either himself or a donkey. But I'd feel bad for the donkey.
And just so you know, I have totally stolen twatwaffle and use it everyday. It's the bestest most wonderfulest word EVAR!

"when the U.S. and the rest of the developed world develop alternative fuels"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!

I like how she made my Grandma's curtains into such a snazzy bikini.

And now for the new news: naked pictures & paintings of Kate Moss are going for auction in England.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/16
/AR2007041600680.html

Why woudl anyone want those? You can find naked pics of her on this site, and they aren't anything worth buying that's for sure!

#59 - your passionate and literate defense of your way of life makes tears fall from my eyes, like desperate jumpers on the upper floors of the second tower.

#61 - I stole it too. Too good of a word to not use. It's therapeutic!
;^)

P.S. Typo in #64 - "would". My bad.

Snapple Real Fact of the Day: Beavers were once the size of Bears.

Bears??? Jesus, is Colbert aware of this?

Wait a minute guys. Maybe Allyboobah Akbar can get us all some great deals on flying carpets.

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!

Franken-Boobs and Count Drugula haning at the beach...

Tommy does have a big pecker.

she is olddd

Flying carpets!!! Hell no!

How about some of those talking monkeys?

danielle that was your most ironic comment ever

#65 - No defense of my way of life was presented in my post. My post was proof that radical Islam is a undefendable lie, and that all you "bomb experts" will spend eternity in such unimaginable suffering that you'll wonder what the fuck you were thinking when you signed up for your Jihad.

Isn't it about time that you started trolling me, Wally?

I truly think that Akmed is just pissy because the NYC Taxi & Limosine Co. wouldn't assign him his own cab so he was forced to ride around the city on one of those Bicycle Cabs that I try my damndest to run off the road on most days. Look at the bright side Akmed, it's good cardio.

Maybe I should abuse TypeKey like Wally and sign in under my alias: Shakbama Osasha.

This is refuckingdiculous.

twatwaffle.

There, now I feel better.

allahu my disciple, apparently i must remind you that are not part of our propaganda campaign until you can speak in coherent english. Now get back to your task of infecting sheep with syphillis to rain down on on the yankee infidel farmlands before i assign you to the suicide squad.
Now put your helmet on and ask the nice teacher to unfasten the belts and return to your desk.

Why can't it be a twatpancake or a twatorangejuice?

Why -twatwaffle-? I personally find waffels to be quite disgusting.

It just rolls off the tounge. Does that sound dirty?

#79 They have nothing nice to say about you, either.

What was that Trimmy?

Don't [get] it. Explain.

#82 No one's gonna explain why twatpancake or twatorangejuice isn't funny, either.

Hey guys. Sorry. I'm just a fucking old, saggy stinky indian with nothing better to do. I am greatly indebted to the united states for the freedoms I have. The middle east is full of dumb suicidal mother fuckers. And I really mean that they fuck their monthers. I did. And she wasn't even warm still. I'm a sad sad little piece of shit.

What about Twatbagel?

Nevermind.

59: Funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks.

It's amazing what kinds of wackos flock to see Pamela Anderson's lumpy breasts ... *thoughtfully regards Monsieur Akbar le Lutin*
Just goes to show you that tight tanned flesh and windswept blonde hair is what keeps humanity sane, and depriving people of sex is what turns them into creepy trolls that skulk around the internet, lashing out at anything they can with their big grubby claws.
Man, am I glad that I'm not a sex-depraved cave troll.

How about Twatsbenedict?

I just farted.

twatsicle????

Twatsandlox.

Twatburger and fries.

I'm so sick of seeing Sanjaya's (Sanvagina's) mustached sister and her hairy boobs.

Twatloops

I dunno, I feel dirty just typing this, but every time I see pics of Pammy it brings back memories of her in her prime, and I'd still hit it.

I like that pic of the whole family, where her son seems to be pointing right at the pap and looking pissed, while Tommy and Pammy seem to get a laugh out of it. And damn, when I go to the beach, I want a guy like that guy in the black to watch my beachtowel when I go in the water. That'll keep people from stealing my prime location in the sun haha.

And finally, it takes a very strange person to think that thesuperficial.com would be an ideal place to ramble on about odd and unprovoked political opinions. How does such a person even find this website, and why do they bother coming back over and over again to post such things? Kinda makes you wonder...

twat-gnawing monkeys.

There you go, my contribution. Freud would be proud.

Now back to that armagnac ... (I'm only an alcoholic on Mondays)

Twatetti and Meatballs.

Suagr frosted twatflakes?

sonofabitch I can't type today :(

its so hilarious to know why some people are famous in this country...

#70

Evidently, you've never seen a big pecker.

Macaroni and Twat. That was my favorite when I was a kid. Now they have fast Mac and twat. It is ready to 2 minutes. Only if that were true for women

I think the political ramblings proves once and for all that Sasha Baron Cohen is genius.

Tommy Lee's band SUPERNOVA sold out before they even sold their first show out. Dilana should have won that gig! Tommy Lee SUCKS!!! Lose that Canadian Bitch LUCAS and BRING DILANA IN!!!

DILANA

DILANA

DILANA

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload.
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home.
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

The telex machine is kept so clean
As it types to a waiting world.
And mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to
Their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't so peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat.
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while.
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die.
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?

Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
Tell me why?
I don't like Mondays.
I want to shoot
The whole day down.

#104 Honestly, why the fuck don't you go attack the IRS?

Fish guy, why can't you google a good IP sniffer? Jesus effing Christ. Akbar makes me have to use scroll more and frankly I don't like that.

105-Because Trim, they will discover he is unemployed and has never filed taxes:D

Pammy looks like the BEACH hit HER.

107. lol.

Somebody tranquilise the cave troll, please. It smells très mauvais and needs to be dragged back to its hole.

I don;t get how she is able to hold those things up. I have implants and they are way heavier than real boobs in my opinion. She should really consider a smaller implant cuz she just looks like a freak. Her chest shouldnt be that much huger than her ass, its totally unbalanced looking.

anyone ele think she is really overdue for a nose job?

She brought beach balls to play with!

See, guys! Pamela Anderson was really just being smart!

Yeah, Pam's got some creases and bumps on her rack. So what? I'd still like to make her bark like a dog.

Fuck the paparazzi can be such freaks - how many pictures did they need???????

Pammy rocks - she looks great for her age.

For someone who hates leather so much Pammy sure looks a lot like an old over straddled saddle. But I guess a lot of you would still like to put her between your legs, just remember she'll give you major jock/snatch itch... Hepatitis jock/snatch itch; YUM!

Fuck and shit I hadn't even seen the pics up close. I like to protect my precious retina's so I normally don't look at closeups of human trash (celebrities). But, my oh my you could bowl with those boobays, they even have the holes for your fingers, but I bet her flesh balls are even harder than real bowling balls and on the inside they're probably even blacker (infested rot). Again YUM!

OK - I'm smiling at #89 and #93. #97 conjured up a scary image in my brain, so I must give ya props for that one. As for #96, I prefer twatguini in clam sauce (get it? Clam??) or twatagna. ;^)

#84 - That is the ONLY time that trolling is permissible. Thanks for the smackdown on his stanky ass!

#107 - LMFAO!

#110 - plz post links to pics of your implants, so we can compare your surgeon's work to Pam's. You can leave your face out of them if you want to protect your identity. None of us hetero dudes will mind. ( ^ ) ( ^ )

One other thing - my dad always goes too deep. I keep telling him, just the tip to start, until I can relax and get into it, but every time right from the moment of insertion he goes at it like he's plunging a clogged toilet. Which is not entirely inappropriate - I'm obviously a little uptight - but still, family should know better. Plus I can always taste the hemoglobin when Pop decides to pop.

Obviously the Jihad is having a slow day if Allahu Akbarrrrr is spouting his bit on the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson comment page of the Superfish!

#84--Ali BaBa---You are a worthless, sad ,(short) of course little piece of useless shit and guess what BITCH, my God is going to kick your ass...so get ready bitch, I just played for your stuid ass...

Since your country has no respect for human life, why aren't you blowing yourself up right about now? Huh! Why should you be allowed to live, why stupid young women are giving their lifes for no cause!!What a shame...

ALI- BABA, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?! TAKE THAT FLYING CARPET OF YOURS AND PICK UP THAT MIA BITCH AND TAKE HER TO THE MIDDLE EAST AND TURN HER INTO ONE OF YOUR WOMEN, THAT ARE USELESS, UNLESS ITS BLOW UP DAY...

#16...

Where do you get that she's 43??? She's NOT...she is only 39. Those 4 yrs may not seem like a big deal but in that stage of a woman's life it makes a huge difference. Wait until she's REALLY 43 (4 yrs 2 months) and then tell me how hot she looks....

Why do they need a flotation device? She IS the flotation device. And at least you know they will be able to get home since Tommy has his carkeys hanging from his right nipple.

Just think...by the time she's in her fifties those things will be hanging down to her ankles...or deflated, whichever comes first.

She's training for the baywatch reunion special.

I know that nobody will see my little comment down here a day late but I just wanted to tell everyone to relax. Alley-Butthead is not a terrorist. Any self respecting terrorist would know how to spell Baghdad and Afghanistan.

You're a tool, Ally... but a fairly decent troll. You're exposed, slither away now.

yes, please slither far away!

Superfish are you gay?
She's haawwwwwt DAAAAAAAAAAMN

Seing Ho Ching is the shooter, Chinese here on a student visa...Virginia Tech

correction: CHO SEUNG-HO, KOREAN

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This is regarding the shooting at Virginia Tech:
Did you listen to the video of the student with a cellphone on the campus? Now they're saying he only had one gun. Bullshit!!! Anyone who has fired a pistol (or two) knows he had more than one firearm! What is the American Government hiding? Witnesses even reported the guy had two pistols! What's the deal? Did the Bush family make a deal with this guy too? Where's the freedom of information in the states? They're hiding somtehing! Someone please tell me what!
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spred da wurd!

Hello, Alberto Gonzales was suppose to testify which now has been canceled,funny how this happened the same time!

wow so i saw that bathing suit online(a GIRLS clothing site mind you) a few weeks ago and fell in love with it. i've been contemplating buying it since then but now... just... ew. i won't be able to stop thinking about this boob monstrosity everytime i see it.

ew

#132 was just a joke,kids,don't kill me.

Where's her ass?

She has symmastia...where her implants meet in the middle into a uni-boob. http://www.implantinfo.com/banda4/364symmastia/

Her implants are way too big and ridiculous. She needs to downsize with reconstructive surgery.

HELP,MOMMIE ARE YOU IN HERE AGAIN WITH PAM...MY BROTHER AND I NEED YOU..WHY DO YOU IGNORE US...MOMMIE,,HE'S CRYING AND MY DIAPER IS WET...MOMMIE.

holy frig batman...those are man hands!!!!!!!!!!arrrrrrrrrggggg