Apr 25 2007Mischa Barton isn't anorexic...or is she?

Why is she famous?

you'd think that with as much money she has, she could hire someone to put some decent fucking clothes on that body.

She looks like that goddamn spider-crab alien from the end of Close Encounters Of The Third Kind.

She is a classic, natural beauty

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

One Day at a Time was an awesome show, but dressing like Mackenzie Phillips? Come on.

I am so OVER her!!! I hate people who can't dress themselves properly. I also hate when my boss doesn't leave when he usually does and so I can't try on garbage sacks in the office and crank up the internet porn :(

Go home already, you bastard!!!!!

#4,

She has a beautiful face, but that is marred by a nasty attitude and a scary-ass marionette special effect body.

And what is with the Fleetwood Mac shirt??!?? She wasn't even BORN then!!!!!

It irritates me that this has-been who never was is really thin, could wear awesome expensive clothes if she wanted, but goes around dressing like she needs pants big enough to hold her adult diapers.

Maybe thats it, maybe she is too good to use the bathroom (thats so for non-famous people

Frist Back me up here...

4 and 8 whats the FUCK!!! She is busted! her face is hideous. Holy shit has the worl gone mad? She is ugly!

i don't know...she looks kinda fat to me! check out ol thunderthighs!! hawhaw!!

I think she is a horrible looking woman. And if you think she is good looking, you've got your taste up your ass.

11...you KNOW I got your back on that one!!!

And I couldn't STAND her on the O.C., whiny little drama queen...bet she's like that in real life, which is why she has to date Monster Balls Adler...

Hey my boss finally left! Yayyyyy!!!!

Gimme a break. If her face was superimposed onto the body of an actual human being, you'd at least hate-fuck her to death.

Who is this Bitch?

Her and jessica Simpson must both shop at JCPenneys for those Mom Jeans.

#9 are people not allowed to like music that came out before they were born ?

Hey FRIST - Did you notice my troll is gone and look who else is gone? I wonder if they are the same person

#17 No!!! Wait...um...yes, er leave me alone, I'm trying to watch porn!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!

Jimbo...I don't really get the trolling deally, course I've never been trolled, but you must have decided Schack is your troll?

I don't get it, it's funny, but still. If I ever get a troll, I hope they are funnier than I.

hey Mischa 1982 called and wants it's "mom jeans" back!

I don't think she's anorexic either, just ugly.

I don't get it either. I am not sure what the point is. Other strange things have happened to. It is not that I have decided it is schack, it is very clearly schack. There are very few people in here that talk like her or use the same vocabulary

@20 she wants her shoes back too. What is with that gimp foot?

#23 She hurt it kicking Cisco in the balls

High-waisted pants need to go away and never, ever come back.

Ok Ok But she has Great Hair! Shiny, natural silky hair which puts her several steps above Paris Hilton and her Fraggle Rock hair (and now apparently several steps above ScarJo as well)

If by "anorexic" you mean cock-wiltingly unattractive, then yes, Mischa Barton is startlingly anorexic.

Please don't ever kick me in the balls

Enjoy your porn. I will keep that mental image of you at your desk watching porn and doing other things as I go to sleep tonight. Should make for some good dreams. The other ones were good.

See you tomorrow!!!

I don't know if she's anorexic, but I do know she has a criminal fashion sense and voice that sounds like a cartoon charactor.

Actually, I've seen pics of her in a bathing suit, she could be named cottage cheese queen

i didn't know such a beautiful girl could make herself so damn fugly! a total waste of pretty face.

The girl is gorgeous.

"High-waisted pants need to go away and never, ever come back."-Posted by HerpesHilton

+1

"Mischa Barton says she knows her friend Nicole Richie has an eating disorder"

Based on the quote that's actually from Mischa I wouldn't say that Nicle Richie is her friend. In fact I remember Mischa saying not that long ago that has only met Nicole Richie once or twice, but the media always says they're friends.

Is she hiding Cisco's balls in her pants?

Here's the thing she IS naturally thin and it is due to her metabolism. You can tell that a girl is naturally thin if her weight doesn't fluctuate a lot.

HOWEVER this idiot does NOT exercise and she has a yucky skinny fat body. Guess what happens to lazy naturally slim girls who never learn to exercise when they age and their metabolism slows down... they get flabby and fat. A body needs muscle, I am not talking Britney Spears muscle because she overdid it a bit in the past (and it looked butch), but healthy lean muscle.

So if you are naturally thin don't sit on your ass, go EXERCISE or you will be a cellulite city skinny fat hag like Mischa Barton.

No matter what weight you are go exercise. You can loose weight but you can't loose cancer and if lazy fatties weren't clogging up the medical system many more lives could be saved... the lives of people who are sick through no fault of their own.

In conclusion if you don't exercise it means you hate kids with cancer and you want them to die. The End.

my angry 1980s mom called, she wants her jeans back mischa!

what is up with her giney? it has more fat than the rest of her entire body put together!

not sure who told Mischa that she looked anorexic because she's far from it. yes she's thin, but she doesn't look good. girl needs to run a few miles and do some push ups. there's all sorts of loose skin going on there.

Those jeans accent her front butt. Not cool.

Oh the horror that is those pants! I think Carly Simon wore those in the 70's, but even she abandoned them 30 years ago. What a nightmare!

Hehe..."front butt"...a/k/a "gunt".

this chick got balls.

Aren't those Mom Jeans?

yeah, she's gorgeous....all you detractors are jealous because you don't look like her, aren't screwing her, or don't have her money...keep bitching and hoping you win a lottery so you can improve your ugly selves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aJDlDiY

Sorry, the hyperlink in the previous post didn't work!

Mom Jeans!

Is it just me or is she raising a family of marsupials in the front of her jeans?

Seriously did her intestines get confused and accidently drop the load off at the entrance instead of the exit?

I NEED TO KNOW!

#43 You're right, that WAS useless

Nice package Mischa :|

Mischa is packing some heat damn girl!

Those are probably the jeans she wears when she's on her monthly Mischa menses as they are the comfiest, most sensible, secure attire when wearing her bulky, maximum absorbency sanitary protection. Coupled with a monster 70's style bush, i think that is what's causing that horrid, frumpy looking cunt bulge.

Nobody said you had to be fashionable when it comes stashing drugs in your jeans. Theres probably $300 worth of marijuana in that front section alone.

at least UNTUCK the fucking shirt for goodness sakes...

i'm not a size 2, but i know how to fucking dress myself.. and it's not with wide leg mom pants!

Those jeans make her look like she should be in Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Her top half is anorexic. Her ass & thighs are wide and flabby as fuck.

Aw thanks loads 53 Now I can't get 'Come On Eileen' out of my head!! =))

barton is back with her nasty looking mom jeans!

Who is this broad anyway and why is she wearing her mother's jeans and t-shirt?

Way to showcase the gunt.

awww what a cutie pie... i have a couple of fat friends who claim they're anorexic for the sake of attention :o poor girls

Christ, girlfriend has some serious wide-ass child-bearin' hips.

I mean, seriously. She could straddle two continents with those things.

God, I HOPE she doesn't have an eating disorder.

Because if she does, judging from these photos, she is failing miserably.

And, "gunt", yes.

But I prefer "vajomac".

It looks like she's smuggling some serious hippo gonads in the front of those pants.

A face that says nothing, stringy hair, no body tone, big 'ol high-waisted bell bottoms and ugly 80's flats. Ugly old lady handbag too.

She sure could fit adult diapers into those dumpy pants.

Hey chicken...how's your ass hanging..did plowshit come out of it yet?

She is only good for 4 things..........

cooking & cleaning

sucking & fucking

BREAKING NEWS: The reason Chicken and Plowshit haven't showed up..They were apprended at a rest-stop bathroom..Seems like Plowshit is stuck in Chickens ass! too bad,,so sad..

#68....What the fuck are you on about chicken and plowshit??? The only meat that would get plowed deep & hard is that slut Mischa.

@68 -- You have quite the imagination. Ok, fine, I'm lying, you're just a fucking moron. Stop trying to flirt with me you internet perdator! I'm calling Chris Hansen you indenial middle-aged rectal violator!!!

Doesn't Mischa mean mouse? This is one mousey looking bitch. And I wouldn't fuck a mouse either.

From those pics, it looks as though she stuffed a sock down her pants.

MY good sir...plowshit now is British...not flirting,,hate u fucking ass...

Doesn't "Mischa" mean "camel toe" in Russian?

@70 Dr.Phow, clearly kelli with an i is out of her cage again. Maybe if we ignore her stupid fucking rantings, she'll crawl back in.

@73 -- How can you hate someone you'll never meet? Not very manly of you if you ask me. Quit flirting, I don't fuck dudes.

@74 -- I agree. I just have some shit on my shoes I'm trying to wipe on kelLIE.

Yeah, Dr., I suppose there is some fun in screwing with someone who has the mentality of a fridge magnet.

who ask your stupid ass about anything,I like your name Ruby...what is that short for Ruffess..

The best part about your posts is the way you can't spell a goddamned thing, even when referring to me as a redneck. SQUUUEEEALLL!

Ruby, he's too young to get the Deliverance reference. Ok, I'm lying, he just never was much for the entrapments of modern life, like movies and outdoor plumbing. And vaccination. Seriously, kelLIE posted his MySpace page in the past... pretty scary shit.

Shit, Dr. I missed that post. I do recall, sadly, his tantrums in the past calling for his mommy and crap like that.

Yet kelli with an "i" still wants people to think that it has a vital link to the world that goes somewhere - anywhere! Sadly, like its owner, it's a dead end. Who says there's no real-life metaphors out there?!

Plowshit...u for have a freakin heart attack if u viewed myspace..i have over 300 pic/s..mostly boob shots of me and my younger sister,so don't act like my site is a gay one,,I do have a couple cute lebian friends on there..too bad its set to private.so your perve ass can't view it...

The O.C. is my favorite show but Mischa Barton looks like a fucking idiot!

"...u for have a freakin heart attack ..."

Someone please translate this for me. I don't speak Delusional Idiot.

kelLIE, let's say you're NOT lying and you are an extremely sexy 18 year old virgin. I know, you're probably chuckling too, but let's just say. Why would you post pictures of your YOUNGER sister's tits? You're a sick old man. And I'm not calling YOU gay, just your penis.

#84 U mean she not a lebian?

Honest to fucking God, it hurts even trying to type like that. Where the hell is her keeper? No one that dismally stupid should be unsupervised for this long a period of time.

U bastards so wish I was a man, but Y?
Our boobs aren't all the way exposed,,ok, they look good and we know it,,it's for our friends eyes only, not the public..assholes.

kelLIE, you are encouraging your underage sister to engage in illegal activities. You truly are a fucking idiot. An idiot with manboobs.

Mom jeans ... LOL.
She's naturally thin because all she ever eats is what she can empty out of Cisco's circus tent-sized scrotum.

okay, i'm gonna put myself out there as a dumbass in this mean crowd, but will someone please tell me what "gunt" is? i get "unt" part, but what's the "g"??

whatever it is, hers is huge!

I don't have a younger sister,,,she's 25 stupid,funny how u believe my sister is younger, but u don't believe that I am a girl.

Ok... did MOM JEANS come back in style and no one had the common decency to let me know? With friends like you guys!

@90 -- (useless nonsense),,,(utter stupidity),,,f'n ahole,,,(more stupid shit),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This chic proves time and time again, that she is really into humiliation.

Whenever I see anyone wearing high-waisted pants, I ask, "Are they high? Or are they wasted?"

awwww...she's competing w/ nicole richie..how nice

You are all so sick. You don't find it perverse that you're all assessing photos of someone that have been taken without their permission who you don't even know? On articles about them laying into them for what they wear and what they look like and what they do? Go to hell you pieces of shit. She's successful and you're not. GET OVER IT and go back to the playground where your disgusting behaviour belongs. Just because she's an actor doesn't mean you're entitled to judge her life. You're probably all fugly. I don't even have an opinion on her, this just makes me wanna vomit.

i want to meet her so bad i want to take her out for dinner

my number is 604 902 0694 call me please i want

my number is 604 902 0694 call me please i want

my number is 604 902 0694 call me please i want

my number is 604 902 0694 call me please i want

my number is 604 902 0694 call me please i want

you people are so fucking ridiculous! Your just jealous that she's gorgeous! You don't even know her so stop fuckin talking shit dumb asses.

you people are idiots. those are not "mom jeans." they're f*cking high waisted jeans, and they are cute. it's called fashion, and everyone doesn't have to look the same. also, the girl is pretty. to you commenters about her body being flabby... please send me your body shots so i can compare. douchebags.

and another thing, since when are people not allowed to like anything before their time? excuse me, i didn't know this was so terrible.