Splash NewsMichelle Rodriguez was spotted on Rodeo Drive leaving a salon looking like this. As if she wasn't horrifying enough to look at. It's like she's trying to scare small children. And aren't there laws against letting her walk down Rodeo Drive? It's like letting a wild bull loose in a museum. Or, you know, letting a really really ugly "woman" loose near some expensive stores.
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Reader Comments
1. biatcho - April 24, 2007 2:47 PM
The Crow Part V?
2. Plastic Sturgeon - April 24, 2007 2:47 PM
Such an improvement!
3. Mootiwan - April 24, 2007 2:50 PM
Insane Clown Whore
4. BigJim - April 24, 2007 2:51 PM
Good one, biatcho. I was thinking more along the lines of the albino from DaVinci Code.
5. Badmofo210 - April 24, 2007 2:52 PM
i bet she was "LOST"
6. Conky - April 24, 2007 2:56 PM
Please bring back more pics of Alessandra and less pictures like this. Thanks.
7. Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude - April 24, 2007 2:58 PM
necrophelic hotness! Yeah baby!
8. Superfish - April 24, 2007 2:58 PM
isnt she on house arrest?
9. felishous - April 24, 2007 3:03 PM
who in their right mind...
lol #1 ..the crow. haha
10. chaunceygardner - April 24, 2007 3:04 PM
I've always thought she looked like a Claymation creation. This one knocks it out of the fucking park!
11. biatcho - April 24, 2007 3:04 PM
BigJim - more like the Albino from Princess Bride - she's fat just like him.
12. Superfish - April 24, 2007 3:05 PM
oh well, house arrest of no house arrest...i'd probably do her. depends on how long she'll wear that facial shit...but i'd do her
13. snoopy - April 24, 2007 3:07 PM
When you get laser hair removal treatments at the doctor they put sunscreen on the area treated. She had her whole face lasered.
14. Bern - April 24, 2007 3:12 PM
The Amos and Andy look is totally chic -- it smacks of racial oppression and pigeon shit.
15. wedge1 - April 24, 2007 3:12 PM
#13 - too bad the laser didn't penetrate her brain & cook it to a nice golden brown. Then Rosie could eat it with some fava beans & a nice chianti.
Wishing that she had her eyes covered with the cucumber slices as well. That way she'd not know to get out of the way of whatever bus she would suddently walk in front of. I could just picture her ankle sensor flying through the air as the bus hit her so hard!
16. veggi - April 24, 2007 3:15 PM
*chuckle chuckle. No one will recognise me now!*
17. kelley :D - April 24, 2007 3:26 PM
what the fuck
18. kelley :D - April 24, 2007 3:27 PM
i really dont know what to do.
19. FRIST!!! - April 24, 2007 3:42 PM
WTC is fava beans??? That's the second time I've heard that!?!
20. Nooken - April 24, 2007 3:47 PM
I thought they were test shots of Heath Ledger as the Joker. Man that dude is scarier than I remember.
21. UNWASHEDMASSES - April 24, 2007 3:50 PM
She just rolled Rosie O'Donnell in flour and ate the wet spot.
22. Lowlands - April 24, 2007 4:15 PM
She's looking quite upset.Did she eat something wrong?
23. Ted...From LA - April 24, 2007 4:17 PM
I wonder if she can pretend she is stuck in a box.
24. Maskatron - April 24, 2007 4:18 PM
I hear she was on her way to a Norwegian black metal show and to go burn a church or two.
25. BarbadoSlim - April 24, 2007 4:30 PM
Oof, now that's a rough looking trick.
26. crazyotto - April 24, 2007 4:32 PM
it's the new fad.....everyone's going Kabuki
27. Clay Sprinkles - April 24, 2007 4:39 PM
Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
28. arden - April 24, 2007 4:44 PM
She always looks so pissed off.
29. hotguy - April 24, 2007 4:51 PM
Witch or fucking Tucan Sam with his literal testicles...She even has the wart on her nose, spewwwwwwww!!! I love her, we can play vid games together or bathe my cat:)
30. lambman - April 24, 2007 4:54 PM
don't fuck with Anna Lucia!
31. WD-40 - April 24, 2007 4:57 PM
I don't see what the big deal is.
This is the best she's looked....ever.
32. Jack Sparrow - April 24, 2007 5:14 PM
In before "Gene Simmons"
33. greeneyedcat - April 24, 2007 5:58 PM
eep
34. blueoakleyz - April 24, 2007 6:14 PM
god what a stupid wetback
i hate her
35. WTFiswrongwithUppl - April 24, 2007 6:41 PM
Shoot it thru the head! It wants to eat our brains!!!!
36. love seeing celebs make fools of themselves - April 24, 2007 7:16 PM
I don't what it is about this broad but lookin' at her gives me the distinct feeling of being in the alley behind a fish market.
37. NicotineEyePatch - April 24, 2007 7:33 PM
She can afford expensive Rodeo Drive facials, but she just has no sense of timing. Or she hates relaxing. Or she was two doors down from a Busta Rhymes video shoot and thought she could squeak in as an extra. So many possibilities!
38. Hecubus - April 24, 2007 8:41 PM
I do like this dyke but I have to admit I'm afraid of her crawling out of my monitor and giving me the fatal stink eye.
39. Jimbo - April 24, 2007 11:53 PM
Great. She tries to go straight just once, and ends up with a pent-up face skeeter with OCD.
40. Spindoc - April 25, 2007 4:24 AM
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I can't believe that you are asking a LEsbian "Hey, whats that on your face?"
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Sheesh, give her some time to wash the "Rosie" drippings" off
41. krazihottkelli - April 25, 2007 4:32 AM
What an ugly bitch, wouldn't want to be ya..
42. krazihottkelli - April 25, 2007 5:13 AM
Who is this bitch..looks like a boxer,,I meant the dog boxer.
43. DrPhowstus - April 25, 2007 5:32 AM
@21 -- You just cost me $7 in lost breakfast. Thanks.
She looks like her and 50 of her closest friends should be climbing out of the backseat of a Volkswagon.
44. dirt chicken - April 25, 2007 7:49 AM
Bukkake anyone ?
45. jrzmommy♠ - April 25, 2007 7:51 AM
Aren't you supposed to wash that shit off? Is she such a guy that she doesn't know it's supposed to wash off? Doesn't she have ONE chick-bone in her body?
46. LOOKWHATICANDO - April 25, 2007 7:52 AM
You have got to be joking Right?, Michelle is hot and sexy, very far from being ugly, sounds like someone is jealous
47. Mandy - April 25, 2007 8:09 AM
I think she is really pretty and I think that she is a lot more REAL than a lot of these celebs like Lohan, Hilton, & Britney.
I think she doesn't give a rat's ass and that's pretty cool!
48. tits_on_snack - April 25, 2007 8:15 AM
Whatever, I'd go gay for her. But I wouldn't eat her muff. I'd just make her parade around in her underwear with an M24 slung across her back.
49. whitegold - April 25, 2007 8:22 AM
Seriously? WTF?! When you have shit like that all over your face, don't go outside! Wait until you're done whatever treatment you're having done, wash the crap off, and then wander the streets.
50. p0nk - April 25, 2007 9:50 AM
one of the olsen triplets, separated at birth.
51. Truthseeker013 - April 25, 2007 1:16 PM
Uhhhh...are your testicles *supposed* to be able to go back inside you?
52. aurely - April 27, 2007 4:48 AM
you piece of shit got to be kidding this girl just does what she wants whenever she wants without taking care of you and your opinions and she is absolutely right so let her some fucking peace
53. krazihottkelli - April 29, 2007 1:27 PM
HELL YEA......................
54. Darksphere85 - April 30, 2007 6:55 PM
Joker fetish?
55. aurélie - May 17, 2007 5:24 AM
so.....don t want to critizise her anymore?you finally understand she deserves peace piece of trash all of U except krazihottkelli because she is agree with me. excuse my english but i m french
56. Maritza Roman - June 10, 2007 11:26 AM
Michelle's face is I don't know...but,what she was doing?