Apr 6 2007Mary-Kate Olsen attracts a guy

FIRST!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. He's nasters!

great lipstick

i'm just surprised mary-kate is still alive...that she hasn't STARVED or DRUGGED herself to death

look at her clean him like they're dogs. Wait.

God I still can't believe how beautiful Mary Kate and Ashley used to be...like what's the problem? She looks like she's dressed up as an old witch for halloween...imagine big black boots, striped stockings, and a broom stick. ugh..they disgust me..especially the big black bags under her eyes...:P

she looks so dirty

Is she so traumatized by being a has-been child star that it's beyond her to take a fucking shower? Wash and comb that stringy mess on your head, wipe the clown whore paint off your face, and put on something that resembles clothes. At the very least, use your multimillions to hire a stylist. KTHX!

"Max Snow"??? Gotta be a porno name. He must be thinking about a money shot involving her bug eyes.

Ewww! Cigarette breath.

Looks like every time she has the urge to eat something she feeds it to him!

Isn't he the artist/phtog who specializes in pics of himself and friends sniffing blow off of each other's penises/asses, passed out in a pile of vomit, having scrawny/greasy group sex?

If not, I apologize to Mr. Snow.

But, if true, we have our explanation to his attraction to the Deathly Dwarf.

"it's weird...when we're fucking she thinks my cock is really big, but during blowjobs she thinks it's really small..."

Mary Kate is so beautiful. I wish people would leave her alone so that she can fully express her awesome talent.

They both look like elves of Krynn.

He looks like just stepped off the set of Lord Of The Rings.

Is that gollum making out with Aragon?

Magnets also attract.

Yes, it's true.

Why, here's a link to one of his photos now!
http://www.tinyvices.com/dash_snow_4

And, he's Uma Thurman's cousin.

I had minor back surgery this morning, am high on Vicodin, and my husband stayed home to finish packing and take care of kids. Thus, I have time to look up fucking Max Snow.

#14 oh yea, mary-kate is the most beautifullest woman in the world

**meanwhile...
MARY-KATE- "aaaarrrrrrghhhh! oooaaaaaagggghhhhh!"
MAX SNOW: "What's up babe? u ok?"
MARY-KATE-"yea! just getting the rest of that jelly bean outta my system."
**barfs again just cause she's ugly

That guy has got awesome hair. I wonder if he used Pert Plus like Mike Piazza.

#20 nope! just mary-kate's conditioner

"...c'mon, i've gotta keep pushing the vomit back down my throat, every nausea-inducing kiss is another 50-k in the post-nup settlement..."

#15 lol

Ruby lips, greasy hair, evil black hoody thingie...Long Live the Ugly Make Out BRIGADE. Hip, hip, HOORAY! Hip, Hip, HOORAY!

Thank God she's drinking a Diet Coke. If I have to see one more picture of this tubby fatso, I'm going to call the Maury show and see if they can do an episode about obese teenage clowns and the people that enable them.

SOMEBODY CALL DATELINE!!!!

That guy's kissing that little boy.

Bah-I'm mistaken. Max is the BROTHER of Dash Snow, the drug-addled sex-and-vomit artist.

Because you all care, right?

They clearly use the same hair stylist.

Or maybe he IS her hair stylist?

And the plot thickens...

"I wasn't aware there were actual living men willing to put their mouth to hers."

I would but only if she paid me.

It's Alllllllll abouuut the moneyyyy... aaall bout' the dum dum du ru rum rum....

You sure he's not the brother of Max Hardcore? Maybe he's recruiting for another Cherry Poppers video.

i had to look away...

Say what you want, that dude is sporting one suh-WEET mullet.

PS. You GOT IT Dude!!!!!!

She must have a HORRIBLE personality if she is that rich and she can't get anybody better looking than the guy who played Grimice in the old MacDonalds Ads.

He's a bazillionaire, too.

What's with the hoodie, is she expecting rain?

Greasy Greasy Greasy.

I guess the prize for winning the billy ray cyrus contest is a date with this clown chick??

Yeah, but ya gotta admit, his peepee looks HUGE when he inserts it. Tightee rightee!

Cmon, don't be afraid to admit it - if you had a chance to hook up with a crazy millionaire clown chick who looks like she's aaaalllmost ready to begin puberty, you'd take it. Everybody knows the hottest sex is with crazy millionaire prepubescent clown chicks.

Olsen ninja.

Wow, and here I thought necrophilia was illegal.

@ #35 How was Disney?

she's still drinking diet coke?

we go tomorrow-i had to have the procedure on my back today (steroid epidural). I'm going insane trying to lie flat for the rest of the day....thanks for asking.

I'd be afraid that she'd break during anal.

Must do's: Indiana Jones, Pirates, Small World, Haunted Mansion, Splash Mountain, character parade

CA Adventure: Soarin' Over California, Tower of Terror, Grizzly River Run

It's all good but those are can't misses.

@45
I hope you are ready for some long lines. Spring break is always crazy there. I am going tonight but I sure I will leave after a couple of hours

Thanks for the pointers. I haven't been since I was 12-and I was with my soccer team during a half-day tournament break so we only had time to ride one or two rides.

Our kids are so excited they cannot speak-they just start squealing whenever they hear "Disney"....

Also, When you go on Soarin over CA, try and get into the middle section. it will seem like you are really soaring

29 got it right.

i'd fist this bitch for the money. like that micheal jackson song nobody has heard of.

You'll do anything for money...
Anything
Anything
Anything for money
Would lie for you
Would die for you
Even sell my soul to the devil

thank you mj.

@48-That's what we fear...we're staying in an on-site resort, so hopefully we can take advantage of the 'extra magic' hours. Can you believe I actually got a guidebook?

To the poster who's about to type something snarky....I will now cease and desist with the family/kids/Disney posts at this time.

God-I just read my posts and they read like Lowlands wrote them.

The Vicodin has rendered me Eastern European.

I will now make to the kitchen for brewing of coffee what shall make me more awake and make clear my thinking patterns.

@52 screw them. There is always someone looking to bitch about something. If you back is hurting, get a wheel chair. It works great for getting to the front of the line.

Don't sweat it. It's Good Friday and this is probably the last post that's going up before Monday unless Lindsay, Paris, or Britney dies.

Try to get a meal reservation at Blue Bayou. If you can get a table by the water you'll see all boats at the beginning of Pirates. Regardless, bring money. Bottled water? Oh, about $5.

God damn she's scary.

Now THAT'S a great idea.

I'll call Extreme Makeover: The Home Edition while I'm at it and get some kind of huge, wheelchair-accessible bathroom.
Maybe one of those sling things that lifts you out of bed and sits you on the toilet in the morning...

mrs.t - Have a good time!!

We went in DEC and I thought it SUCKED, esp for all the $...I hope you have a much better experience.

We stayed @ Grand Californian. The hotel foyer is impressive and and then you get to your room: it's so small you can barely walk around the bed, smells stale and unclean, and you can't EVER get clean towels or service. We'd requested bedrails TWICE before arriving, and we didn't get them. They told us they were "all out" and had to get them from another hotel. Half a day later, they show up with a pair that's broken and has BLOOD STAINS on them. FUCK! What? Was some toddler killed at Disney??

That room was $400+/night!! Service sucks, and they won't let you check in until 4pm, no matter what (so don't bother to go any earlier) I remember Disney in FL (where I went as a kid) and have only good memories. This CA experience sucked the big dong. I felt bent over the table and anally raped by Mickey Mouse by the time we left.

Sorry to vent and be so negative; I'm sure you'll have a much better time! =)

I agree 100% with LoneWolf on the "must do's"- The fireworks are also worth seeing. IMO CA Adventure sucks if your kids aren't all over 48" - There's nothing to do. It's for older/bigger kids.

GOOD LUCK! I hope you have a great time and your back doesn't bother you! =)

Several people have advised us to abandon all ideas about what things like food and water normally cost. My mom gave each of our kids $25 so they would have their own spending money...I'm guessing they can each get a really sweet keychain. And not the big ones, either.

I remember when her and her sister were still 17 and some dude had a web site that counted down the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until they were legal. That was pretty funny back then, but what the F**K happened to these girls once the clock struck Midnight? They fell to pieces.

Who's that ugly kid?

It's not coincidence that Disney chat broke out on a story about a duck.

Let me clarify-we are going to the Florida Disney. So, HollyJ, I hope we have the great experience that you had!

We are staying at the Grand Floridian-which sounds to me a lot like the Grand Californian. The 'agent' with whom I spoke assured me that it is the nicest/cleanest of all the resorts....if I see bloodstains I will STONE COLD TRIP OUT.

Anally raped by Mickey, you say? And someone yesterday told me Goofy was the one to watch...

And it already is just ridiculously expensive. I love that commercial with the parents saying "Sixteen Hundred a week... we can do that!" They must have pitched a fucking tent on the campsite.

That is a pretty brutal picture Holly J. I think I have seen Mickey walking around the park sporting wood. Maybe it was the day you were there. I have only stayed at the Grand Califronian once and that was when it was brand new. I did not have any complants about the hotel. However I will not pay $400.00 a night for a room there. Disneyland is anything but cheep. The funny thing is the more they raise the prices, the more people show up. That is the good thing about having annual passport. you can go for a couple of hours and leave with out being anally raped by Mickey. Actually I am hoping for minnie to put on the strap-on

And, HollyJ: did you check out Bubbles myspace? She is adorable and seems like the nicest young woman on the planet. I kept wondering how and why she was coming back with such sweet answers yesterday. After visting her page, I have the answer: she is a cute, cuddly kitten, and I will probably go to hell for being bitchy to her.

That has to be the nicest thing I've ever posted here. If you all need to ban me, I completely understand.

Get your souvenirs at Downtown Disney at the end of the day. Prices are marginally better than at the gift shopes that you walk through when you exit some of the rides, and you won't have to schlep them or rent a locker. Plus DD is open later than either of the parks so you won't lose of that oh-so-fun standing in line time. $25 will get you a small stuffed critter.

I went to Disney World once... I spent 3 grand to stand in lines for 5 days.

But it gave me a memory I'll never forget. I was in the parking lot of a drug store on International Boulevard. It was across the street from a putt-putt golf course / water slide park. It was pouring rain... and here comes a guy walking down the grassy median of International Blvd, in pouring rain, wearing nothing but a hot pink Speedo. A hot pink THONG Speedo.

Oh the horror... the horror.

I haven't been to Disney Florida in decades. I'd do the Hall of Presidents if they still have it, but then I think animatronics are cool. If you have young-young 'uns they might get antsy. You had to stand through the whole thing, IIRC.

What say you all about the mythical "FastPass"?

My husband ( I feel really queer typing that over and over) was talking about the Presidents being really great. Our youngest might not have it in her-she just turned 3. If she's not happy, ain't nobody happy.

Both hub and myself are 'artists' (wow-that feels really stupid, too) for our work, and the entire family is into animatronics and geeky shit.

the world was not and still isn't ready for a goth olsen twin..

FP works, and they have it for the most popular rides. Decide in advance what you want to do, get a FP for one ride, stand in the line for another one, and by the time you're finished you can FP the first one. You'll still have a line but it won't be as long as the other suckers who will be glaring at you with envy and hatred as you walk by them, thus making your experience all the sweeter.

The only caveat is to not rely on it towards the end of the day. For a mega-popular ride like Matterhorn or Space Mountain, on a busy day they might run out of FP's several hours before the park closes. Then you either spend two hours in line for a 5-minute ride or come back and hit it first thing in the morning.

(sob)

There's hope for me getting a date before I turn fifty after all!

mrs.t - Oh! The Florida one! **pipe in music that reminds me of being a tiny child, still young and full of promise** <3 Never had a fast-pass, but it sounds good

And as for Bubbles...um...no. I didn't see her myspace. I usually don't ck sites for some reason.

Jimbo - I'd put my money on Jasmine. She seems more strap-on worthy to me. She'll give you a magic carpet ride worth remembering.

<3 Hall of Presidents. OH! And Space Mountain is WONDERFUL! I think I almost got a brain aneurysm on it this time. I was drooling for five minutes after the ride. (I don't admit that to just anyone) ..Oh wait.. Maybe that was after the mouse violation on The Street of Dreams...

I'm sorry but how is he a "real person"

Holly J,

You are putting nasty thought into my mind. If I see Jasmine tonight it is going to be hard to keep off her. If I get kicked out of the park, it is going to be your fault:)

Dude, say hello to Ariel for me. She once blew me a kiss during the parade and I had a semi for the rest of the day.

Happiest Place On Earth.

If I can't find Jasmine, I may molest Ariel. Another hot one is Alice. She is a little spinner

Oh my god you mean to tell me that there are actually men in the world who go for crack whore looking ho strolling ugly trolls? wow! there is good in the world. OOPS! i forgot these ugly trolls are rich?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The entertainment biz turns everyone into scum-sucking freaks. You don't make out at a hockey game you stupid bitch, you do it after. Seek attention much?

#80 I think you hit it dead on.

If you look at the last couple of pics, it appears that she's looking to see if she's on the jumbotron.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Look at the second to last picture. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy doesn't know yet but this is a kiss Light (without calories).

Hey, someone forgot to clean the grease off those two seats.

hey mk babe : )

enough already...
...go do some charity stuff

[are we nearly there yet?]

He looks like Franky Stakino from Boy Meets World. Remember that show? That big guy who would always beat on Cory.

Okay so what exactly happened to THESE Olsen twins?????
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/nude%20olsen%20twins.jpg

Oh and #86 that's Frankie Stechino :D

Poor thing could only find a caveman to date.

he is disgusting. she looks pretty cute though!

EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW

TRAAAAAAAAAMMPPPP
ALERT!
CAVEMAAANNNNNN
ALERT!

the picture second from the bottom is just plain scarey...her expression. Is she happy in that? I don't know whats going on.
And what is up with that fucking guys hair. Mullets are unacceptable in modern society.

Looks like the guy is giving her some antiserum against weight loss.

damn, what's wrong with the Olsens?

I think the guy is really ugly... of cource we can accept the human beings etc but...
I'm so sorry for her

her and her sister really are pretty girls, I just dont get why they wear that dark gaudy make up all the time. They know that doesnt look good on them yet they keep packing layers on. Its beyond me why any girl would go out of her way to look worse instead of better. hmmmmmmmmmmm its very confusing

How truly sad. To have so much money and to obviously be so confused.

''Mary Kate is so beautiful. I wish people would leave her alone so that she can fully express her awesome talent.''
Grl plz :|,she looks like a homeless person,even the man that looks into my garbage can beat her at top ten most well dressed.

#97 Yeah, but can that homeless man make that "poochy lip face"? I think not.

Looks like she's trading dust for nutritious,calorie-rich saliva.

#99 Nah, I hear she doesn't swallow.

#99)At least it's biological justified.

How are you supposed to screw merfolk like Ariel? She's missing all the bottom holes. =/

i think she is really pretty bit she desperatly needs to put on weight
shes obviously not shallow
coe this guys not exactly the most sexy guy on the block and she could do better

ALL REMEMBER--California is NOT the place to go for a vacation!

Disney is a prime example. Disneyland is staffed by militant spics empowered by the white liberal legislature starting in the 60s. We all see the results of empowering the Africans ('92 riots). They are arrogant (even the illegals!) fucks that look at the white vacationers as "people to extract money from" and nothing else.

That's why Disney World is still comparatively better to go to. Except, June, July, August and September, you're gonna COOK ALIVE when you go. I remember my family was relieved whenever we went inside for a show (July), or even the bathrooms, to get out of the heat. Gawd, it was like a sauna. And, we had to dodge the rich, rude South American student junkets, that invaded the park in colored "waves" (the kids all had the same colored T-shirts), pushing their way through everything.

So, best to go to Disneyworld, March/April/May. Other than that, you're screwed.

#97 I hope that "awesome" talent isn't what I think it is. That guy has probably been waiting for the Olsen twins to turn legal, since they were 13.

Is this her new boyfriend?

she should drink coke zero! the same great taste of coke but with zero calories!

I experience this as heartwarming to see these two turtle-doves kissing.Or it must be the tabasco on my vegetable-pizza with double cheese.

Nick Carter has seriously let himself go.

could be the reason the Rangers have been losing

Gotta love the stoner-goths. I can hear the lilting strains of Gorgoroth now. He's probably burned some Norwegian churches in his lifetime.

That dude is the next billionaire. What a smart guy. Snag the ugly one that looks like a witch and you're set for life. This guy might be in good contention with K-Fed for "male gold-digger" of the decade award. Whoever snagged Oprah gets gold-digger of the century, that isn't even up for debate anymore.

GO GOLD DIGGERS!

obviously these two don't pay any attention to looks...they aren't shallow! wait...is that actually a good thing? it doesn't look like a good thing in this case...

he looks so dirty with all the greasy hair...ewwwww

eww he is pretty gross but come on guys don don't b so harsh...also I have just joineed this site and im loving it!

she looks like a thirteen year old wearing red lipstick who wore her "older" girl clothes for a play date with her creepy 30 year old cousin Charlie.

Holy Shite ! That guy looks like Randy from "My Name is Earl" and old MK meets the definition of "spin toy". You'd stick yer dick in her ass and play her like a fucking xylophone.."Hey Everybody, look at me, I can play 'Smoke on the water' with no hands"

its tough...
when the person...
that you thought of as your daughter...

wants to grow up
...its just hard
,,,so chikll babves']

give me some time to turn it around

im imagining him with a haircut and he might be do-able.

i imagine her with a haircut and she's still haggard

something about these pictures makes me sad

come on guysss,mercy these beans,nope twins..they r cute little girls we had all watched them on 'full house'thinking how sweet they r..,remember?..u r jeoluos coz they r richer all u..

These are the ugliest twins I ever saw in my life..all that money and they're still so homely...

is she kissing him below the belt ???