Apr 27 2007Marisa Miller still kinda pretty

Tranny

What's with the tit pimples? Take a shower, you underfed straw headed ho!

overtained. too much solarium. quit it, marissa.

well it does look like she's taking tanner application lessons from lindsay.

who is this?

Her IMDb bio pretty much confirms my original suspicion that I have no idea who the fuck she is.

Her best work:

http://www.haberturk.com/news/209798.html

Basically, she's a nice set of tits, and shoulder blades that can cut cheese in this slices.

I see some nipples. look extra carefully.

accordhing to imdb : Measurements in 2000: 34D - 23 - 35

ahhh now i remember her !!

She and LaLohan would be the toast of a dermatologists' convention.

Damn - that was pretty funny Fish!

NICE LINK DOC! Resembling Jessica Simpson, if Jessica wasn't such a buffoon.

I thought the title was sarcasm but I think Superfish is being totally cereal. This woman looks like a weiner roasted too long in the campfire. Pose fancy all you like, hotdog!

who is she? is this really news?

Yes, it has tits, but here comes the million dollar question: Done any Porn?

Or any, inter-species erotica?

This chick isn't pretty, its like somebody gave Sienna Miller bad breast implants and locked her in a tanning bed without food for 2 weeks.

too tan, too boney, ugly fake breasts.

Lindsay is way hotter

thats the same freakin outfit Lindsay is wearing in the last post, only lindsays skirt is black.

seriously. check it out.

but even more seriously, who the fuck is this?

She looks like my next door neighbor. Totally average.
Love the dress though!

She's pretty..if you like that 'i play the part of an extra in a episode of Star Trek' look.

Who the fuck is this "celeb"? If I wanted to oogle over-tanned milfs, I'd go to xnxx or Milf Hunter's site.

You said it Frist, average, blandness defines her. She, could be a hostess at an Outback Steakhouse somewhere, or a Ruby Tuesday's.

According to the link shes dating Andre Garcia the baseball player. How interesting.

I thought she was Jessica Simpson at first, but Jessica Simpson isn't as boney as hell!

is hell boney?

Motorboating and little else... though she does have a great face for bukkake.

Thin is in.
Did I say "thin"?
I mean skin.
Skin is in.
Freshly baked skin, with a nice crispy texture.

lol @ 23 mmm, tastes like chicken...

I'm at work and I don't dare google bukkake.... wtf is that? lol

Oh My God are those boobies!!! I see boobies! A girl with boobies! And I see them!

(superfish's not-so-inner child)

it's a type of custard

damn, she isn't even 30 yet??!! she'll look 50 by the time she hits 35.

Anyone who says anything negative about the way that chick looks is a gay man or a jealous/insecure girl.

That's where I know her from!!! She waited on me at Outback!
No, seriously, who is she? Actress or model? Or singer?

i hope her husband doesn't mind that she's dating someone.

#29 oh yeah? Well you're fat

i'm pretty sure the whole "if you wouldn't do her, you are gay" or "if you don't think she's pretty it's because you're a fat insecure chick" is a bit played out. try coming up with some other comment that someone doesn't say EVERYDAY!

#32 -- yes, I am. I'm also not gay, or insecure.

Sorry, #29. I much prefer my silky milky skin to her KFC "crispy coating". And since I'm already thin with big boobs, there's really nothing to be jealous of. Sorry.

She is nothing but a cheap whore who couldnt keep her legs shut. Proper slut.

@34 if you weren't insecure then you wouldn't have to tell us about your sexuality.
huh? huh?? I thought so.

i don't know who you're looking at, but this girl (whoever she is) isn't pretty, or hot.

You tellem, Ruby
Oh, and Liverpool? Shut the fuck up, you contribute NOTHING to the conversation. Maybe your mother should have kept HER legs shut!!!

37 -- Touche. I'm probably marginally insecure.

35 -- I'm glad you're proud of yourself.

Where's "Richard" when you need him?

"...excellent trapezius development...nicely highlighted angularity of features...impressive bronzing...attractively sloping lines on the lateral and dorsal pectorals..."

If Lindsey grows a foot then she'll have THREE feet!

I'll be here all week!

you are gay. this chick looks like george hamilton. LL is annoying and trashy and stupid, but she is way, way, way hotter than this "girl".

Ok, I googled her. Turns out she's some kind of model. Huh. Go figure.
Makes sense though, because I've always wondered who decided Kate Moss was pretty enough to model. Wait, it makes no sense. No sense to me at all :(

She didn't put enough adhesive on her tit. Her skin is so nasty that you can't even tell her nipple is poking out..

Have a good weekend, y'all. Back to the trenches (and the Superfishbowl) on Monday.

@41 Richard would probably add:

...a notable symmetry graces her torso, leading to a nicely proportioned upper body. And that's without going into her almost perfect thigh to ankle ratio...

I've actually heard of her - do I lose some brownie points ?
She's a surfer girl - but too much sun Marisa.

47 Stop! *laughing* You are bad and must be disciplined. And it just so happens I have a new pair of high heels....

Oh boy, she's got bigger man hands than that Irish bastard who cleans our church bells. I think our actress here might actually be a choir boy. Somebody stick a hand up that dress and look for well tucked kielbasa.

is she a model for victoria's secret?

imran karim

Yeah, she did some Victoria. She also did Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. I'm not sayin she's ugly or has a bad body, I just think she's only ok at best, not interesting or unique looking.

I think she recently did an ad campaign for KFC, trying to sell the idea that the 12-piece all white meat chicken strips meal isn't fattening, especially if you already look like one of them (original recipe). I don't think bukkake was one of the sides. Well, maybe if the guys in the kitchen decided to play a practical joke when prepping the mashed potatoes and gravy...

She was in the SI Swimsuit issue, very hot.

Look close in the first picture - she's got a furry face.

...and not in a good way.

Seriously Superfish, enough with your boner for all the Victoria's Secret models. Give us some REAL news!

did you SEE the pic of her in Sports Illustrated? Where she has the iPod over her vag? Google it, it's airbrushed to hell but she looks INSANELY beautiful!

@57...they do all that shit on computers now.

Most of that V.S.crew is a total tranny horde. good in pictures, freaks in real life.

But hey, if that's your thing.

Wow, arm bones. Great role model for all my students. Excellent. We really needed another girl like this to look at.

I don't know if you noticed, but Marissa Miller is wearing the same dress as Lindsay Lohan at the Same US event... (they're just different colors)

hmm and she has so many sun spots it looks gross like so much cancer hi??

#59 - Just tell your students to stop being fucking lemmings and think for themselves. What kind of fucking teacher are you???

You call this thing hot??? Only if you mean baking, crusty, dry cracks in the sun all day long hot cause that's the only hot this leather face is.

oh..and on the close up pic did you catch all that facial hair??? She's got makeup all caked up on her face hair and her makeup in general looks hideous! She's not even hot for a Tuesday night at Outback.

Old or not, it's funny to read all these 'tards saying how not attractive Melissa Miller is, when they wouldn't zero chance of dating a girl like her. /begintalkingaboutallthehotgirlsyoudatedbefore

PS She was a Perfect 10 model before SI, look it up, t3h n3kk!d

#64 Marisa der....

Oh golly, I meant Marissa Miller, well here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/002789.html

@64...I don't see anyone here dying to date this doode. But you seem to be all excited so why don't you clean the jizzz from your monitor and hook up with him already. Don't tell US about it.
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Make it happen cowboy!!!

So maybe my spelling sucks, but it's hard to do it with one hand:

http://www.randomchic.com/chics/marisa_miller/

http://www.weirdspot.com/babes/marisamillernude.html

She's NOT BONY, she's athletic, she's a hardcore surfer chick. She got NATURAL D CUPS, and she's naturally thin, hate her if you must, but pass me the baby oil.

who cares what she WAS...now she's NOTHING. Still whatever she WAS doesn't amount to much since no one even remembers her.. People remember Charles Manson more than this bag of scorched bones, but that doesn't make him HOT. Besides, I see girls (older than her) alot prettier just going to the mall, so PLEASE GO AWAY with your comments about people standing a zero chance with a girl "like that"..she's really not even up to "average" standards...you're just living in your own dream world :)

Barbado, I have no chance of hooking up that kind of tail either, but you don't hear me talkig shit about her right? I just worship her through masturbation. Be who you are.

Barbado...i just thought she looked pretty in that SI picture...i'm a CHICK, that ain't MY thing...but i WILL take a HOT Hockey Player thankyouverymuch! :-D

How do they keep their breasts in those dresses? I'd be afraid they'd pop out!

If this bitch didn't have boobs then there would be none of this "you'rE gay if you don't worship her" shit. Take away the boobs and she's Paris Hilton.

Check picture #1.
She has a fucked up nose and she is ruining her skin with tanning and BEST OF ALL she has a tin layer of peach fuzz all over her body. This is the superficial. We rip people apart here. Go to Maxim or go find porn if you want to masturbate.

LASTLY ANY GUY WHO MASTURBATES TO BORING PICTURES OF CLOTHED CHICKS HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD SEX OR EVEN TOUCHED A NAKED WOMAN. ONLY A VIRGIN DOUCHE WOULD GET A HARDON LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF SOME CHICK IN A HIDEOUS 80'S PROM DRESS.

*you're
*thin

Nope, sorry. You're wrong. She looks awful. Like a deflated sun-dried football.

those earrings are way too gorgeous for her leathery, hairy face.

Ew that IS Lindsay's dress. Leave it to LL to fuck up basic black & white.

Her career is far from over. She's still under contract with Victorias Secret and she's always on the cover of one magazine or other every month and she's only 5 years older than Lohan. She's 26ish. And she blows all superfishers away, thats for sure. Isn't jealosy a sin?

Imagine how her skin feels...

Oh so fuzzyyy

athletic? really? i'm not really seeing any muscle definition, even in her legs while wearing high hells. that's sad if you call this athletic.

i googled her because i had no clue who she was, but she's hardly the hardcore surfer chick which you claim. sounds like she just likes to surf. and even then i'm skeptical. looks like she could barely paddle her bony ass out to catch a wave. her arm might snap off.

Uhh wait who is this? I don't even know, but she's just another one of the typical celebrity women. Super tan, blonde, and deathly skinny. Gross.

She looks like an overdone turkey. I can only hope against all hope that your slavering praise is totally sarcastic.

I'd be happier flirting with a bit of Tofurky Jerky than this bony chunk of imminent skin cancer.

Who the fuck is this?

She looks like a twiglet. Covered in marmite. and Skin cancer.

#29 Attempts at censorship are never more than idiotic and your premise is standard and stooopid.

A tall tanned chick is showing off her silly cones. And?

C'mon Superfish surely there's more than ripping off from TMZ or this snooze.

kinda pretty? Ick, I am kinda prettier than that, at least my skin is not like blotchy old leather shoes. My figure is better too.

Auschwitz chic is back in?

I have an alligator bag with a better complexion. This "lady" is NOT HOT!

Uhhhh...are we seeing the same pic here? I'd *run* if this chick showed up at my door.

I agree with the majority here: I really looked and can't find anything particularly great about her. If she is actually "beautiful", I have nothing to worry about -

Lohan wins this one.

She's got the lindsay lohan body.

Where the hell is that little chicken at?

I bet DrPlowshit knows...having fun, assholes?

Ah, I know what your problem is, you are on the rag, and it makes you act this way. You probably suffer from a heavy flow as well.

Take a Midol and run over to your local Rite-Aid and pick up some extra absorbent Kotex, none of that thin winged crap, nah, get the pillow sized foam pads.

BITCH #92---U HAVEN'T A FREAKIN CLUE!! NOW GO SUCK ON YOUR DING DONG.

All you guys who say you think this chick is hot aren't doing anything to throw others off your 'gay trail'. If you want people to think you're straight, find some women who actually ARE hot to pretend you masturbate looking at.
I think they call it 'painting the closet'.

I won't be doing any o'that #93. Midol hasn't kicked in yet huh?

She looks like a fucking reptile. Fried crocodile maybe

It's fucking hideous.

#94 Excellent! I think Dr. Phowstus will be appropriately righteous with me in stating that defending an ugly woman is one thing but "trying to throw others off your gay trail" WILL NOT BE TOLERATED in civilized society.

DrPhowshit is a just an asshole and so is that Barbidildoslim idiot....

Wasn't she on the Brady Bunch??

(j/k ;)

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

She reminds me of Golem from Lord of the Rings with her big head, pointy ears and bony emaciated body.

She is TOW UP!

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS! Was krazyhotkilie on Brady Bunch or does she look like Golem from Lord of the Rings??

#104 Hello, 2 t's , 2 l's.....go screw chickens ass while u blow PlowShit, dickweed! woodhorse,,,wonder what the hell that stands for....wood-dick?

@105 What are you, 14 years old? Get over it already.

LOL! You guys are hilarious. You would all piss your pants heartily if this babe would even give you the time of day.

http://si.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/models/marisa_miller/

#106 is a tagot....

BREAKING NEW::::::::::::::LOOKS LIKE A BITCH NAMED, SILLNESS...HAS TRASH DIRTCHICKEN, WEDGEONE, BABIELOWSLIM...AND ME ON THE EVE SITE LAST NITE..HOWEVER, SHE DID LEAVE OUT THE WORST PURVE OF ALL...DRPLOWSHIT...HAVE A GOOD DAY.....DICKHEADS...

Barbado, I am thinking that the above post should be cut out and framed as it is truly a classic - or is it just another drunken rant? I await your advice (or Richard's).

correction on #109...sillyness

correction on #111... moron.

#112 tagot bitch...

tagot?

@114 -- It must have been some term that was cool in the early seventies. kelLIE is a 49 yr old dude.

If it was from the 70's , u would know...my sister and I made it up yesterday at the pool..it is slang and your old ass surly don't know what it means..how is it being 63yrs. old...I'm willing to bet that U don't have any hair or U have a big BALD circle on top of your gay head...

Well my cock head doesn't have any hair on it, if that's what you mean. And I won't be looking for that wannabe slang term to grow any legs there tootsie pop. And FYI, a cesspool is not technically a pool.

I'm not no x-pert on cock, BUT , who does have hair on their head of their cock? Now there's a new one...STFUBFH...your the cesspool,,you are old, wouldn't wanna be Ya..

I'd do her in a second and you all would too.

U R knot thee x-pert on engalish eeder. IEBDFAX.

ok, trash U d-icks in a few,,,,

Try to figure out this slang term, kelLIE: UPSFEDEXSHUTTHEFUCKCOW

^"UP"

i LOVE the dress, so feminine.

who is thhis ho and why does it look like she lives about 2 miles from the suns surface?

Brittney=all washed up....5 old songs,and faked the singing..not one new song..real nice comeback...

Brittney=all washed up....5 old songs,and faked the singing..not one new song..real nice comeback...

i'll give the 411 on this chick.
she was a whore before she was famous.
my good friend of mine had sex with her. she went to the same gym with him. she broke up with one of her many boyfriends because he would beat her up. then she had sex with the lead singer from maroon5. shes pretty but too bad shes a whore.

Too thin... gross. No matter what breast size you are, if you're arms, legs, and back are bony- thats sick! I'd rather have a girl w/ smaller breasts and a proportionally healthy body! Also, one that doesn't wear much- if any- makeup!

HOT!