Apr 3 2007Mariah Carey might adopt

OH GOD!!! Can you picture Mariah Carey holding a Mexican baby? Scary

frist!!!!!!!!

She needs to get her ass to Africa or Vietnam to adopt a real orphan.

Kudos Mariah. Way to get into the spotlight. I knew you could do it. Somehow. Nothings impossible, not if you can imagineer it.

RUN MEXICAN CHILDREN! RUN! Poverty is a better alternative.

I cannot understand why this bitch can't get a man... Maybe it's the clingy, whiney, psycho thing she has going on.

She should adopt a non psychotic personality, AM I RITE?

what's the point of adopting a mexican child when she can have one herself?

9th!

Mexico? She doesn't even have to leave the country to get there.

De donde esta el bano?

shut up you little brat! I'm practicing One Sweet Day!

Lo Siento mama.

wow a mexican baby, now she is a trendsetter, it just shows she brings her A-game when it comes to exploiting foreign children for publicity.

I think she's just craving some babyback ribs.

Seriously, I think she'd eat babies.

The adoption will inevitably fail once they figure out she doesn't have enough money to cover the years of shock therapy a kid would need after a childhood with Miss Thang.

It's a small boy who just happens to know how to cook a wide variety of burritos. Purely a coincidence.

I see the future, and in it, there is a Mexican production of "Mommy Dearest II - My Years with Mimi"

that's just kind of sad. She's the woman who had to have a person hold her drink for her, while using a straw, how's she going to raise a kid?

I second though, a staff of 12 could easily raise a kid...give her a few!

Paying Esmerelda to clean your house is not adoption, Mariah.

I'd just like to watch her breast feed.

i'm jealous. first she was white, then she got to be black and now she's going to be a mexican mama? I'm not going to live on Lonely White Planet. From now on I'm AngloAmerican bitches. And I'm a minority too. Now I'm cool and there's nothing you can do about it.

What's with celebrities "collecting" kids these days? I can almost hear Jolie saying, "If we get a Mexican child, we'll have one from every continent!". This is just a little creepy.

#21 we're the same continent so if you adopt a mexican, you can adopt a canadian and still have a matching pair.

#8 - In order for that to happen, some Mexican would have to bang her, because "Her parents are Patricia Hickey (Irish-American) and Alfred Roy Carey (African-American/Venezuelan)." (per imdb.com)
And no Mexican would get that close to her cabeza loco.
#11 - funny - I can picture that happening. But what would she do when the kid craps himself at her feet?
#15-16-18: I can't get the tears out of my eyes from laughing. Damn!

She needs to go further south, to a Brazilian rain forest. That way the kid will be used to the atmosphere with the 12 humidifiers she has constantly running.

#23 Very considerate about the humidifiers! You should adopt.

#10)That's for sure a troll.I think Mariah Carey is just teasing around...

A dead dog's frozen turd would be better qualified to be a parent than Mariah Carey.

If she may succeed in her adoptionprocess before easter the kid will be dressed like a easterbunny soon.

These celebrities are really starting to chafe my ass with the foreign adoption thing. In Mariah's home state of NY, there are currently 600 children available for adoption. Grant it, most are not babies and many have disabilities, but if they media whores really want to get some publicity, step up and give one of these kids a chance.

I think she should adopt a chimpanzee instead....then they can walk around looking like identical twins.

#11 hahahahahahaha!!!
why shouldn't mariah be able to adopt? i mean sure, she screams alot and yea she wears clothes that look like they were originally made for a three year old and of COURSE she has a break-down almost three times a year, but that's every mom right? i mean...i did it! look at how MY kid turned out!

Poor kid. I wouldn't wish having MC as a mother on anybody. That has-been just needs someone to worship her, since nobody else does.

I should never have taken that post-hypnotic suggestion off her ten years ago. All I had to do was snap my fingers and she came running. But, I had to get all etical and stuff and look where it gets us. Man...

AHAHAHAHAAAA 16 "Nooooo wire hangaaahhss...EVAAAAHH!!!!"

Oh shit, another self-absorbed celeb adopting for God knows whatever reason. She should try a different ploy for gaining the spotlight again. Like a drastic weight loss. That would be more shocking.

Get rid of this Jimmy Kimmel crap.

Even my mom hates him

do you think she's gonna get crazy like michael jackson and open up mariah land?

35 - do ya think she's GONNA GET CRAZY? WHAT THE?? she's out there now!! train wrecks like this don't deserve kids, not even mine...

God she's ugly. Really I'm not trying to be cruel, but she actually made me grimace looking at that picture. And her chin looks like a frying pan.

Yeah and besides all that she shouldn't be adopting any children, from Mexico or anywhere else.

LMAO. I imagine her toting the baby around in a Louis Vuitton dog carrier and feeding it doggie treats. Then she'll get angry with it when it pisses on her 1000ct Egyptian cotton sheets and try to drop it at a pound.

Desk Clerk: Ma'am,we don't take babies.
Mariah: It's not a baby, it's a Chihuahua.
Clerk: Ma'am, that's not a dog. Please leave or I'm calling CPS.
Mariah: Chi-hua-hua
Clerk: Leave.
Mariah: Roof! Roof!

Re #8- but...she'd lose that *girlish figure* of hers!

you guys are so unfair. she is doing the right ting, her heart is in the right place . Go eat an humble pie you haters!!!!!!!!

She should be able to adopt who ever the heck she want's... I'm sure there are worst parents up in here and that's why you all have so many examples of what she would do, because you already doing it. Haters! Except #40 all you hater's this is part of the reason that a bunch of celebrities are the way they are because of you people. Let her adopt a MEXICAN kid if she want's. If she wanted to adopt a kid from NY she would do too, there is a good reason why she would like to adopt a MX. Anyways Adios my little haters.