Apr 24 2007Lindsay Lohan wears short shorts

Her cooter is one big freckle.

one big freckle on her great big fire crotch. I wonder how many crabs can fit on her freckle... She's cute to look at but I just keep seeing the masses of jizz shots all over her. Eeeewwww.

you can see the smudges from her fake bake lotion. next time don't let a monkey apply the self tanner Hohan.

A bird hat would look cool with that flannel.

I thought (and had hoped) the fad of wearing a lot of cheap necklaces at the same time died with 12 year olds in the 80s...

HA HA HA HA HA in Australia we call that a "BOGAN" HA HA HA HA HA LMAO~!

She had to wear the ignorant fucking outfit so no one would notice the BIG ZIT on her right cheek....no not on her ass cheek, that is a herpes lesion.....check the last pic after the jump.

Picture #5 - WTF is the guy in the back seat doing?

"lumberjack prostitute" HAH!!! nice.

Which means that she must be carrying deep forest grade crabs and lice in that diseased manhole she calls a bagina.

i'm afraid that if i put my shlong inside her freckled hole , it would come out extremely pale, and try to castrate itself off my very own body!

OUCH!

hey Lins.....I know you keep taking my old shirts because you want to stay close to me and all that but that red plaid one was my favorite

Her face has been weirding me out since she got out of rehab, and I think it's because she went in with a soft and doughy girl's face, but came out looking like a slightly used up old porn actress, you know, with that hardened face?

eewwwww...that legs

poor girl

Looks sexy and comfy . . . I would wear it.

90's Grunge is back?

This chick just keeps on getting nastier and nastier evrytime I see her.

I think she looks pretty hot in these pics actually. She looks like some girl you might meet at a keg party and take back to your dorm.

#7- you beat me to the punch! That zit qualifies as a tax dependent. Her skin everywere is bad. Look at her pekid legs. Good tone, but bad color. Looks smooth as sandpaper, to say nothing of the scabs a few inches north.

i still cant get over her MONSTER THIGHS

She is just OOZING class.

Well, oozing something.

She may be vapid and shallow, but I heard that, with the help of a crack team of Ivy League tutors, she now reads at almost a 4th grade level.

>>20 I can't get over them either and I'm a skilled mountaineer.

It doesn't get sexier than a flabby assed freckled drug addict.

Let's see what's her more, alluring, feature, her blotchy yellowish/reddish skin or her vodka-coffee-menthol-redbull musk?

poor thing. why are her hands always so dirty?

I knew she was an ugly narcissistic monster, but one with dirty fingernails and an Old Navy wardrobe, too? Nasty.

She's got a cute face but the rest of her body needs to be covered up and hidden! My eyes are killing me!

what in the hell

25, if you spent all your free time on your hands and knees your hands would be dirty too. ;)

Her and Britney both have crackhead hands although Lindsay often uses hers for jazz.

Hate to get off topic. (yeah right) But actually thought AI was good tonight. It's almost as if the singers 'get it'
(Well ok...Simon salaried at 36 million a year or so, is still a bit of a disconnect as a spokesperson for the poor and volunteers)
(Oh ok - Linds you look cute - sober rocks -we all have our bad weeks)

Public at LARGE : I thought you didn't watch that show.
Binky : Oh... my mom phoned it in to me...

I'm sorry, but the girl is very pretty. An attention seeking trollop, but pretty.

the pics didn't give me wood.. lindsay fails again

and i can get a boner from pretty much any girl, ive chubby chased.

I'd do it like this, I'd do it like that, I'd do it with a wiffle ball bat.

Good gravy, her legs are disgusting. That is the last feature she should be trying to accentuate. Liking the shirt, though.

LINDSAY THE LUMBERJACK WHORE

That slutty skank forgot the madatory label you HAVE to wear when you become a lumberchack prostitute.

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WARNING: SHE WILL CHOP YOUR LOG OFF!
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Worst skin in hollywood. Plus her pussy looks a piece of over tenderized meat.

I Loooooooove her double chin. It's visible in many of the pictures. Best of all is how she strains her neck and sticks her head out to the hide the superfluous chin's existence.

You'll always be fat to me Lindsay.

she's my age, yet she looks 20 years older than I do... and her face is orange, and her legs are disgustingly milky and dry :S

if she's so damn rich, why doesn't she take care of her damn skin?!!?

...coz she spends all her time screwing forest gnomesi suppose...

It's a toss-up: my husband thinks she looks like Frankie Munez (sp.?) in drag, I think she looks like Shaun Cassidy in drag. Any way you slice it, she look-a like-a meh and the flannel's not doing her any favours. Mary Janes do NOT cancel out flannel.

It's actually kind of sad. I've seen a lot of lohan pictures lately, and they all have one thing in common, her seeking out camera's and striking poses for whomever is out there. Nothing else seems to matter to her, especially the people she is with.

I doubt she'll ever have a meaningful relationship. After all how can you marry the love of your life when it's yourself?

Don't let the blonde hair fool you. Her muff is as orange as the day is long.

And in other news : Edita - get a gay guy next time so you last longer. Maybe work on 'The Twist', the 'Bird Dance' and whatever it is people do when they play YMCA by the Village People. That's Dancing so I've been told.

And Stewart and McCain - cute debate - but maybe google "Urban Moving Systems" etc and get with the program. ( Don't you read entertainment web sites ? This is old news)

Reality - what a concept. Steve Wright

Please Lindsay put some pants on your legs are fucking horrible.

Her friends/people who use her for a ride home look embarrased by her and wont even acknowledge her.

Shame bitch!

(and FBI, maybe google it as well)

I LOVE you Dina!! You look great for your age honey!

#45- Reality, what a concept. Robin Williams

slut

She may be an attention whore, but I'd still roll on my log. Man, I haven't screwed a lumberjack prostitute since I moved to Canada to dodge the draft.

I know a dog her name is Lo, and she's got the high pro glow. I swear her skin just looks so orange to me. And her legs just make me want to barf.

Heather Mills was a big success this year. My sources are now saying next season they plan on bringing in Yoko Ono.
Or Lindsay even.

She tries so hard it's almost sad.

She is just so pathetic, she's like the girl at the party that pukes in the bathroom then runs around telling everybody about how she just puked in the bathroom.

Linsay--someone needs to teach u to dress, I like how u r always flashing those fake boobs. HEATHER MILLS is the witch from hell, would love to really see this sick bitch fall on her face as her leg was falling off...

The thing is she does not have the body to handle an outfit like that...

@55 -- Have you no morals my good sir? Mills indeed has a leg to stand on, even if she does look like a crucifix with her arms extended. She has no left feet, unlike most other would be dancers. Shame on you and your heartless taunts.

As for Lohan, what the fucking fuck? First Brit looks tasty now this? I swear I'm seriously considering giving up maturbation after such confusion.

Check out the chick in the backseat in pic 1. Her and Linds are just a couple of coke bumps away from a good old-fashioned vogue-off.

she's high

seriously people, make up your mind. do you want to see her orange or white? you can't have it both ways!

Orange and white.. mmmmmmmm... creamsickle...

That little bitch has the skin of a chain-smoking 45-year-old Waffle House waitress who spends too much time sunbathing and too little time in the shower. I am sure she smells accordingly.

Man, chick's got some dirty ass nails going on there:

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/lindsay-lohan-club-winston-legs-06.jpg

Total disaster.

Filthy fingernails...ick! I think she is still using/drinking.
Dr. Phowstus, don't give up. You always have Jessica Alba.

Give Plowshit a brain,,,what an ass...

Look at pic #5. Her fingernails are filthy! She should really wash her hands once in a while! YUCK!

Look at the feg in the pink shirt oogling her shoes.

She's a lot prettier than Paris Hilton that's for sure.

Kelli, with an I....I hear you're a dude.

#69 kelli with an i says:

190. Posted by krazihottkelli (Spears thread)

I'm a senior asshole.

There you have it. No one wants to get close enough to see if the asshole has a gender.

She looks so damn old. She's 6 years younger than me and looks like she could be my chainsmoking barfly aunt. It must run in the family though, because her younger sister looks like she's already hit menopause-for-witches.

OOOH--a great big senior! He rules the school! Wait, did you mean senior or senor?

She looks bangable in these pics.

Who is that in the car with her? Does Lindsay Lohan have friends? Does this defeat my theory that everyone hates Lindsay Lohan?

No, I'm sure they were just sharing a ride to the cab. These girls grabbed the ride first, and then Lindsay was all like "oh, hey, mind if I share this ride with you", and they were like "whatever bitch, just sit in the front seat and don't even try to talk to us." Yeah, that's what happened.

What is going on in that sedan!? It's like a fucking clown car! Her ugly brigade is trying to figure out how 5 people can fit into a 3 person back seat so cookie butt can have a seat all to herself.

You know you're a moron when you're willing to look like a complete mindless poser just to hang out with a more famous complete mindless poser.

@8 - I'm with ya...what the hell is going on in pic 5???

I've never thought she was even, in the least, remotely attactive and these pics sure as hell don't prove otherwise.
The girl tries to hard.
LOL, she's such a dork.

Wonder what it's like to live your life in a constant state of posing.
Loser, attention whoring, biznatch...

... why is Winstons serving drinks to under age girls ?

That's Blohan, always keeping it classy when nobody's looking.

lookin good babe : )

keeping low

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8 & 76--that guys is sideways, blowing someone who is standing outside while simultaneously showing us his Burberry boxers

Check out the second row, first picture. Dude in front is shielding the camera lens from the glare off her white legs. Dude in the back is momentarily dazzled by the glare.

hilarious!

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/lindsay-lohan-club-winston-legs-08.jpg

look at those pin-prick pupils

this bitch is gonna od on oxy real soooon