Apr 3 2007Lindsay Lohan still really stupid

can it be true?

Wow, I'm astounded. Now that's a role model.

it's all an act. she is actually brilliant.

Is she starring in the remake of 'All That Jazz'? Those heeled jazz shoes have me dumbfounded. And they were apparently found by the dumb.

Is anyone really surprised with these responses? I think everyone is pretty amazed that she can walk up right. It is truly amazing these people make as much money as they do and they are dumb as dirt. I don't even think she would be fun to fuck!! You would have to explain everything to her

Can you magine how nervewracking a task it must be for her handlers to keep her alive? She's like Mr. Magoo with good eyesight and a shitload of coke.

The job is near impossible or her handlers are as dumb as she is. Becauase she still sounds like a complete moron

she may be stupid, but I'd SO nail her in a heartbeat. Then, afterward, I'd ask her how it was for her, and she'd say:

"It was adequite."

yeah. that'd be awesome.

i would do anything for love, but i won't do that.

Where have you been?

hah! behind you, the whole time. but every time you turn around, i duck!

dammit, I want a jeremy scott hoodie

YEAH!!!Where have you been Schack??? WHERE!!!! Are you cheating on us???

So ...she's really NOT a puppy on cocaine?

lmao... god. what can i say? they seduced me!

Why?

That is my job

being a puppy on cocaine?

DAMMIT!!!

how can i help it? how can i help it?

Well, you can't

Dammit??? You can use that word in here. we don't take shit here

WTF??? How'm I supposed to...wait, what?

i'm sorry, guys

she's just cute. in a self-induced mentally ill kind of way. just standing there, she's pretty. if she opens her mouth, she's crazy. if you're into pretty crazy, this is the one.

hey, i have a wood bicycle. what do you think of that, horsey?

Really? I have vodka. Inside me. Now. I love vacation

You can say WTF!! Like WTF is up Lindsay's ass?

Yeah, I can say whatever I want. Only morons get censored

lindsay has 300 tons of petrified shit up her ass

I don't say anything racist or pedophilic, so I'm good

Dammit WTF?

There ya go!! But sometimes I like to say What the Crap!!! It's funnier.

i love fucking babies. they're so fresh and tight.

hah. that is funnier. i don't have a wood bike, but i've seen ads

she looks like she's dirty. literally, dirty.

i wonder where everyone is

Yeah.....you're censored for #34!!!!!!!
That's the funniest shit I heard all day, you psycho!!

who the fuck actually conducts an interview and expects decent answers anyway?

I dunno, maybe they're on a smoke break. I need one too.

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh wAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... oh god, baby, cry for me, baby- say my name, say 'daddy' 'daaad-deeeeee,' come on!

@34 WTC that is Psycho. I like them to be at least 2

well, so are waxed pussies, but you don't see that going out of fashion

She must have practiced that goofy sideways glance a thousand times in the bathroom mirror. On second thought, she probably keeps her mirrors on the coffee table.
#27 - that reminds me. It's Martini time. Vodka please, dry, two olives, stirred. Would you like another? I'll buy.

I prefer the real thing. Are you hitting the bottle early today? You are on a roll!!

lobo-to-me! one right here, please!

#42 Awesome...let's do WTC from now on.
#43 I don't wax. I pluck each individually, is that wierd?
#44 I'll have one more and that's it!!!

WTC, Plucking that sound cool. Can I watch???

schack - it can't be chinese. the chinese ride metal bicycles. and you know what they say "5 billion chinese can't be wrong"

It's an OCD...not that cool.

OCD??? It would be cool to me:)

Did Schack pass out?

are you serious? you pluck every single hair out?

one can only hope....

thanks woody. i love you, too.

no, i didn't pass out. i was just catch up

I can't believe I told you that!!! I'm kidding, of course.....maybe.
K, I need one more vodka tonic, brb WTC!!!

Can I pluck a few???

You are twisted, Jimbo!!! Where do you work?
AOL???

i want to pluck some too

thank you. Not I do not work for AOL. I make Atomic Bombs

kablamo

What idiot let her dress herself? She looks like a five year old. And aren't those "bootie" things a bit last season? UGH.

#60 & 61 Suh-WEEEET!!!!!
Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed.

Are we obnoxious? Well, I know I am...

Now I know why it's called a crackberry...

Oh yeah, we're supposed to be talking about lindsay...what a dumbass!!!

i have to leave now: i would have to be drunk to understand you schack and, well, it's Tuesday.

k, see ya

WTC is a woodhorse anyway?

Doesn't GQ magazine loose credibility by

A) Having her on the cover
B) Actually interviewing her (like we care)
C) Not makin this a NipSlip edition

??

> True. He hasn't changed. The only change I can see is that he's
> very
> depressed since he's lost his wealth. Money and women were the
> biggest
> factor in his life. Now he has neither, and has grown even more
> bitter.

eeerrrrrerere

err... [thanks]

excuse us ?

Poker - Puppies?? Cats - Boyfriend??? This chick is a fucken mental case.

Yuck - She has the most ugliest legs.

I never wanted her for her brain!

It appears to me that there may or may not be remnants of a Dirty Sanchez on her lips. And her eyes.

Though honesty is a value that people admire, sometimes it's good to lie.

I hate to say this but... that main pic of Lohan's face is attractive.

...I think it's the hair o.O

She's so old looking and used up for 19 years old or whatever she is.

Anyone who reg. sends texts knows this actually sounds normal. Dammit! Don't make me stand up for this freckled freak!!!

** Hijack ** WTFiswrongwithUppl - where are you? I want to apologize for being an ass in that other Lohan thread. I misunderstood your manicure comment and it just snowballed from there. I just got caught up in the moment.

I haven't lost any sleep over our words or anything, but I acted like a fuck. So there - sorry, dude. /hijack

I'm afraid to admit that I used to like Lohan, but I have no respect for morons. She's obviously a moron. She must have some kick-ass drugs. Or, seriously, is she retarded? Can too many drugs make you really stupid?

If I were a dude, I'd probably tap that ass. Just once though.

@79 I text and ... no, that still makes no sense.

Is there a country left that some celebrity hasn't adopted a kid from? Because I swear to God it's only a matter of time before this human horror adopts something more than puppies.

No worries, murmurzz. I think everyone has days when things get to them. I was rather crude & cunty, so please excuse my ignoramus comments. On a brighter note, we can actually say we've had our first internet flame war! Go us!! LOL

I used to like LL a lot actually, in her "Mean Girls" days. She was a friggin riot on SNL. This was before the cocaine binges I guess. But now she's just another sellout junkie celeb type. Oh well, she's a lot of fun to poke at!

I can't focus on anything with Jimmy Kimmel staring at me like that. That snicker on his face demeaning my very existence, reminding me how much more powerful, rich and successful he is. I GET IT. YOU"RE BETTER THAN ME. STOP LOOKING AT ME.

On a lighter note its good to see rehab is working for lindsay, the dark circles under her eyes indicate she may have gotten a couple hours of sleep two years ago.

Well,her sleeve looks a bit victorian style but i think Paris her attempt was better.

She's starting to puff up now, like a used condom you blow air into to tease your girlfriend.

In about 2 or three years she's going to bloat even more and maybe look a little bit more like Fergie.

I'll be very OK with her then.

I'd rather see more pics of the Ducati

My top three favorite things about Lindsay Lohan (and when I say favorite things I mean favorite things to make fun of):

1. Her voice is like an old, gravelly, wrinkly 40-year-old woman who smokes four packs a day.
2. She is a mentally retarded narcissist, offering useless trivia about her useless life at any given moment (i.e. "I bought two puppies today," as if anyone cares how many animals she blows crack smoke on).
3. The wardrobe of Lindsay Lohan is really something to admire. Generally, any combination of my tops and bottoms can be worn without being called ugly/a hobo. Somehow every single article of clothing she owns matches NOTHING ELSE in her entire array of designer wear. Maybe she is doomed to wear only bikinis or only long shirts or only pants because her stylist knows nothing looks good. So basically she's a skank by default.

At first I thought this was fake... like it's so bad, it barely makes sense for it to be anything but fake....

Nice interview Methy Methmonster

Actually, I think she was feeling under the weather because she had eaten some of that tainted Alpo...

83: Woot! *hugs*

91: While I don't underestimate the fact that she'd eat dog food, don't give her excuses! She's just plain, old stupid. As in, not S-M-R-T.

jesus "schack" and "FRIST" and the rest of you morons why don't you go to a fucking chat room to talk about your stupid shit. No one wants to read your unrelated posts every 5 seconds.

are these before & after pictures of her partying because she looks awful in the last two pictures. i don't think she could get any uglier than picture #3. wtf is going on there? i thought she went to rehab. clearly she isn't drinking or doing drugs anymore.

and i love how the tiny shorts aren't short enough, she had to cut slits up the side. ooo how risque linds!

THIS POST IS COMPLETE BULL CRAP! I'M HOLDING A COPY OF THAT GQ ISSUE IN MY HAND

this was not an "interview" it was a printing of instant message correspondance over several weeks. Many of the messages Lindsay didn't respond to at all. It's not fair to act as if that was how she answered a direct question, the reporter also switched topics between and within messages

it's not Lindsay's answers that are insane, its the fact that GQ printed this "interview" as a coverstory that's insane. The dude writing it sucks, he also wrote a 7 page article on "second life" which is like 'The sims" but for perverts

GQ- Sounds fun. Though I'm absolutely retarded when it comes to style. I barely know the labels. Guys like me talk about clothes using adjectives like "warm" "itchy" and, sadly, "green" Do you play poker? or any other games?

LL - Weird! I just e-mailed my friend sara pantera saying I'm going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today! Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home ect... A jack russel terrier.named him brooklyn. he's white and black (like chanel) and a yorkie named dakota (like my movie name and my lil bro) XX

GQ- You are gonna be so happy with those dogs. I adopted a rescued mutt myself and the inconvenience is totally worth it. I take it you're more of a dog person.....

#95

What part of "LL - Weird! I just e-mailed my friend sara pantera saying I'm going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today! Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home ect... A jack russel terrier.named him brooklyn. he's white and black (like chanel) and a yorkie named dakota (like my movie name and my lil bro) XX"

is not insane? That is the worst case of A.D.D.

#96- Because that's the way both questions and answers go for the entire interview. Notice it was in response to a message that the first 3/4 of is about fashion, then randomly brings up poker. Lindsay answers about poker, then brings in a new topic.
And the one thesuperficial mentions where he asks about her happiest day her respons was basically saying she had to focus on work and didn't have time to answer.

really the whole article is terrible, start to finish...just like the author's other article in the issue. Its like he doesn't get the difference between telling what happened and writing an article on a topic.

nothing says mature young woman better than a jacket covered in milkshakes and oreos..

#95 only closeted fags and neutered yuppies read GQ. Which one are you?

who names their pets after a family member??

Winner for the dumbest question goes to:
GQ: I take it you're more of a dog person.....

that is an amazing sweatshirt she has and i want it.

we are skipping the most impotant thing here...... im not sure what it is, but im sure we are all skipping it

D*MN IT! LAY OFF MY WOMAN!

She can be as dumb as she wants with her hot self and that nice ass Gucci bag!

ok... we give in : ))

#98...yes we noticed the oreo

[and so...
[are we nearly there...
[yet : ) ...]

what the fuck.