Apr 3 2007Lindsay Lohan needs attention

She learned that move from her Mom.

A ringing endorsement for Red Bull if ever there was one.

Is that a fat line that brofus has lined up on his hand? I want to see Lohan do a line of that dudes hand.

How sad, everyone is pretty much ignoring her. Oh, wait, thats not sad, its funny.

Everyone looks THRILLED to be in her presence. And by thrilled I mean could not give a fuck.

Did these morons get dressed in the dark or something? The club lights must have come on at the end of the party, and they'd just look down and be "what the fuck am I wearing? Damn, I thought I looked natty, but I look like a complete tool."

Apart from the ones who've made zero effort, like snoozy t-shirt boy in pic 1. WAKE UP MAN! Lohan's dropping acid in your Red Bull!

They look like they belong in one of those bad 80's rap videos. Who is the space cadet in pic 1? Is Devo coming back? Nice bob loser! See, time travel IS possible!

What's with all the ugly clothes?
Was is a costume party?

Gald to see her sobriety and Jesus lessons paying off so nicely.

...I love how the hairy guy in one of the later pictures is meeting her gaze and leering like a pervert going "Wow, I'm sharing breathing space with Lindsey Lohan!! ...Woa, I thought she'd be hotter..." That or he's thinking. "...Yay. Whimsy Hohan. Get the fuck away from me already bitch, you're cramping my style."

Nice prison garb.

cocaine. just cocaine.

Once a skank, always a slut... I did that wrong.

Red Bull and cigarettes. Classy party.

What? She doesn't go to funerals!!!

I love how someones mom is standing in the background in the last pic.

"was IS a costume party" fuck I'm gay.

And this DJ AM....is he more famous than I think he is? The only thing I know about him is that he screwed Skeletor Ritchie.

#16 that's not someone's mom, that's the latest "ironic" fashion trend. Make way for Mom-jeans and ugly tshirts cinched by hideous belts. It's cool because it's not cool. Duh.

It is nice to see that the world is still in balance. Lindsay dances like a retarded tramp and no one care, Eddie Murphy is about to be the proud father a fire breathing donkey/dragon and Fegie the butt ugly trannie think anyone gives a shit that she has had lesbian relations.

been around her once. i should have taken the opportunity to rid the world of her existence.

#18 He's supposedly makes music although I've never heard his shit, and he's really fucking ugly, and bangs rich snobby girls. There's a whole society of dudes like this, and Pete Doherty is their almighty leader.

One more thing...what is it with Redbull? Does it really give you wings? If I drink enough of it will I be able to party til 4 in the morning too? Only if it's spiked with meth...

#22 He MAKES music?!? I thought DJs only PLAYED music. Hmmm...maybe if I google him....wait I don't care...

I like her trampy. I'm glad the rehab didn't take. And btw, what are "jazz hands"? I must have missed that one.

New born babies need attention too.

she's cute.

crazy, coked-up, and cute.

And why are those guys around her looking so miserable? If she were "dancing" next to me like that, I'd be smiling, encouraging her, and putting dollar bills in her waistband. It's like they feel sorry for her, or something.

Jazz hands are when you spread your arms wide and shake your hands like a fag usually at the end of a dance number

She is definitely a dumb 10cent whore. I want to say she is a 'has been' but she really never was anything was she ?

Sorry to piss everyone off, but where is DanYELL? It is just not the same around here without her brilliant comments

Looks like she's hangin with a bunch of cranked out squaters... she must feel right at home.

Thanks #29, sure, makes sense now.

i love how the guy's shirt in the back of one of the pictures says "Kate Moss Blows"

lol

I need a KATE MOSS BLOWS shirt.

She reminds of the girls at parties that have reputations so bad that no one wants to touch them with a 10 foot pole, so they always wind up getting pissed (excuse me, wasted, for the American readers), dancing on tables and eventually taking off their tops. In fact if you look closely at the second picture it looks like she's saying, "Hey! Wanna see my boobs?"
Those guys are totally ignoring her...

To those asking about the clothing, the people you are looking at are "wannabe pseudo-hipsters."
They appear to be the latest trend. They're on the same level as so called X-treme athletes for they are just as annoying, and just like X-tremos they contribute nothing to humanity.

well, she looks like she's having a lot of fun. I'm not going to hate on that

#30 Yah huh, she was the ugly chick in Mean Girls
#31 Let's not go there, let's be thankful today.
#34 Really? That's fucking hilarious!

#19 I guess she's really committed to the look. She has mom thighs, a mom waist and probably a mom ass...mmm, yeah, tell me about how those kids gotta get to soccer practice and the coupons you found for your Dr. Scholl's inserts, now make me some Rice Crispy treats, whore!

Irony has become the new retarded.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome! Best picture ever. I came to the superfish and this is the picture that greated me. I love how the boys don't give a shit and she looks so desperate and crazy. In three years she'll be a cougar, it happens fast for some.

This reminds me of a Jessica Alba picture, except she's not trying to be sexy because why would she try, she's in the ocean in a bikini and a giant hoard of guys are staring at her in amazement... wait wait that was MY vacation to Miami.

Ginger kid, give it up. If she was my daughter I'd lock her in her bedroom and tell her to count her freckles. The end.

I love Jazz hands! Once I got so drunk on red bull and vodka, I jazzhanded all night long. It's cool, I was in my hello kitty outfit, so it didn't look stupid.

Lohan acting like a stupid, drunk whore. Unbelievable!

Ah yeah, I remember that. I got a lot of compliments on that mom outfit... doesn't it make my body look AWESOME?? Lindsay got mad she wasn't the center of attention because she didn't understand the theme of the party was "horrible horrible 80's clothes" rather than "prison inmates". So she started dancing to the tune of everyone singing "happy birthday" to DJ AM, and man, she really livened up that party!

You know what's RAD? That's Brit with her new BOB wig. Looking thuper thexy.

#42 Yeah, jazz hands are cool, but what I like to do is got o the clubs and break out my DDR moves!!!

#3, Good eye my friend. Good eye. I'd say that is a nice fat rail he's preparing on the back of his hand.

Are we missing the point? This looks like the most pathetic birthday party EVER!!! Barely a notch above a Peter Brady hero party...

Why is the Morlock in the first pic giving drowsy a back rub?

Frist, you know what else rocks? Molly Ringwald dancing. I know you know what I'm talkin' about!

Hey man, I LOVE Peter Brady, damn that Adriaan Curry!!!

#50 Groovy

I don't wanna pass on the opportunity to take huge stinking shit on the concept of the "celebrity Dj." Why are these people being given recognition, ALL OF THEM were dweebs in school. Yes, dweebs, ranking below nerds, geeks and band members. They do not, I repeat DO. NOT. deserve any respect and/or acknowledgment. You can do the same thing they do with an Ipod.

At least she made jazz hands at my birthday party. Lindsay really made me feel special that day.

I'm oddly aroused by that first pic, even though I can already see that a few seconds staring at the others will solve that problem.
The real question is what's going on with the rest of those people at this party? I've been to parties where people were passed out but they usually wound up in bed or on the floor not sitting sort of upright in lawn chairs with thier unseeing zombie eyes.
Are we sure they're real people and that they're actually alive in this photo because what it looks like to me is that Lindsey kidnapped a bunch of random strangers to be used as sex slaves or science experiments or something, killed them them when she was finished, stuffed them with wax or poles or something so they'd stay upright enough for her to ceremonially arrange around the room and then did that dance to celebrate her triumphal transition to performance artist.

#3, On second thought its a watch check to see how much time is left at this lame birthday, not a "lets make this lame birthday fun" check. The white is just from his t-shirt, and it does look like he's dumping something on it, but thats just how "they" position their hands when "they" party.

#55 Clearly

@47 Actually, I'd say that's the top of one of the letters on his shirt.

@45 You just reminded me of a joke! Ready?
A: Knock, knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Panther
Q: Panther who?
A: Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming.

@56 Nevermind ... you beat me.

Photoshopped much? I have seen those pictures of Lindsey before, but she was in a club at the time.

#60 Really? That would explain why she looks ridiculously out of place here...

It must be cool to be so cracked out that you are oblivious to the fact that no one likes you/cares about you, and continue to perform "booty" dances as if they did like you/care about you.

I would get that cracked out, but then I would miss out on all the brain cells.

Cut her some slack, folks! She's lonely. I've been busy, haven't been able to get by that often...

@58- hahaha! Gotta love lithp jokths.

and, yes, 55, it looks like she crashed a zombie yoga cult meeting.

I'm just glad to know that if I ever realize the error of me doing lines off of a truck stop toilet seat while drinking a fifth of a highly alcoholic beverage, that I can enter rehab and know that, one day, I will be cured like Miss Lohan here.

Until then, gimme the blow and the Popov.

Yeah, I could use some blow right now...feeling sluggish today. Maybe I should get a redbull

I see she hasn't changed that pink nail polish yet

are you freakin kidding me?? Do people really still dress like that? if these photos didnt have lindsay in them, i'd assume they were from the 80's. maybe it was an 80's themed party. how freakin gay.

some people should just be shot.

#1, this is Lindsay Lohan's mom. I'm fucking pissed that you said that.

very reminiscent of paris just a couple of posts ago. i like everyone's face of complete disinterest

THANK YOU #37 ! you seem to be the only person who knows anything about style here. they aren't "mom" jeans or "80s" clothing. the people at this party are hipsters, or at least a wannabe/poser versions (well, we defintely know Lindsey is a poser). the style is very deliberate. personally i think its really cool, it just disgusts me that Lindsey is trying to imitate it when its so obvious she should still be in rehab.

i need a kate moss blows tshirt.now.

i dont get it

All of you are wrong. She got so drunk she made a wrong turn and wound up at a trunk stop. NO way are those guys going to look at her when the Monster Truck Rally is on TV. She needs to stay away from clubs that don't have a velvet rope in front.

She's trying to distract them because she just launched an SBD and doesn't want to get busted. That's why some of them look unconscious.

DUH! Everyone's already coming down from blow at the end of the party. But of course Lindsay just did some more coke and she's "peppy" again :p

You guys all need to give her a break, oh my god. She is just on E, that's all.

At least it doesn't look like she's (too) drunk. Or does she not do that this week?

Well...

Apparently, DJ AM has a myspace?

http://www.myspace.com/djamone

What the crap!!! Why are we still on this post?!? I took a shower and went to Target and came back and we're still on this one? This is the worst day off EVER!!!

hey babe...
...how you doin : )
...was spending some time with alanis
...who wrote a few years back that she was glad that she was...

"not spending an inordinate amount of time in the public eye in a way that I would feel to be gratuitous or ego-driven, thereby only exacerbating my feelings of isolation from everyone because of the chasm that at times emerges between those who are recognizable and those who do the recognizing. (still figuring this one out, it's getting way better yay)"
...thanks alanis babe ))

so... did you want something ?

oh by the way...
someone is posting on x71 as if they were us...
so feel free to ignore them...
presumably someone jealous... : )
...they've been cut off for a while now : )
...probably feeling the weight of all that hair : ))

[now who could that be?]
hmmmm... : )

so we won't be posting there any more...
anyway... [where were we?]

oh yeah...
extasy is a helluva drug...
or...
give us some of what that guy in pic 1 is smokin' : )

so...
be excellent to each other...
and... party on dudes : )))

JUST SO YOU KNOW THE GUY IN THE BACK GROUND WEARING A KATE MOSS BLOWS SHIRT IS PUTTING COKE ON HIS HAND IN THE LAST PICTURE SO HE CAN SNORT IT OFF!!! THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THAT INTERESTING

honestly shes a 20 year old girl thats how most girls are. Shes an actress she show sup at designated times. if ur an accountant can i walk up at any time and be like help me with my taxes ecspecially when i don tknow you

its horrible dancing but some girls upper middle calss and above for reason unknown to me to a cameron diaz esque spontaneous danacing to i dont know why but heres an example

#83 ambrosia, what do you want to be when you grow up? Please consider "coherent".

LOVE THE LEE PRESS-ON NAILS!

Also, what's that hippie doing at an 80's party?

when are you going back to rehab lindsay like there are no drugs at that party

Love all the jazz hands comments, I loved Jack & the W&G gang:)

This looks like a cheap, cracked up version of "All That Jazz".

That blow certainly looks scumptuous. The guy with the ice hasn't been around for over a week which means he's either caught in a bone crusher or has been nabbed. 600 mg of pseudoeph just spaces me out and makes me horny.

God Bless George W Bush.

What with the outfit? Is it Hugh Hefner's birthday again?

free pass within reason (babe)

dont mention dubya
within our earshot
again

unless to tell us
that he is impeached...

wake up america

the half a face guy is someone semi famous but not semi enough because no one made a comment about him.