Apr 30 2007Lindsay Lohan loves being photographed

FRIST

The police in New York City
They chased a boy right through the park.
In a case of mistaken identity
They put a bullet through his heart.
Heartbreakers, with your forty four
I wanna tear your world apart.

Mick & The Stones

Poor thing. It's hard being Lindsay. It's hard watching Lindsay....

OK, if this stuped bitch love to shop, why does she alway look she pulled her outfit out of the Helen Keller's dirty cloths hamper

Poor thing. It's hard being Lindsay. It's hard watching Lindsay....

That sundried mop of fake hair, freckles head to toe, white nail polish and the red white and blue outfit. Total disaster.

Man, if we can come up with a Jessica Simpson problem, the Superficial will have his big three. The Fish's bread & butter, if you will.

Please Jessica, please have done something asinine over the weekend.

WHIPPTY-FUCKIN-DOO

Outfit looks like Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mary Ann

Texas Tranny - NO Mary Ann was HOT. Lindsay is a Hobag tramp. There is no comparision between the two.

that girl standing next to her in 5th pic is so much prettier and not an inch of blotchy skin in sight can't we have a story about her instead please? It could only be more interesting.

No matter what, Lindzer you're my favorite freckled Lo-whore of them all.

Even though I'm not into freckled whores, she's my fav.

Jimbo, I said the OUTFIT looks like Mary Ann's, not her.

Jimbo ∞ = LOOOZER!!!!!!

where's lindsay? I found her!
**a few days later...
Where's lindsay?...um...where's lindsay???...

and that folks is what happens when you've been a dumb blond for years and have finally pissed me off to the limit.

#4 wow! U SPEL WURDS JUS LYKE LINDSEE! you're so fucking smart. hi-five!

Confirmation of how truly spectacular her crash and burn will be some day when no one cares anymore.... That will be a wonderful day....

I rather hear about the chocolate.

You know, if she started drinking again, or the lesbian rumors are true, she'll have more people taking her picture which means more people care about her right? Of course!

#16 don't worry about that...i killed her

will she have crotch of fire when she burns?

I don't really get why there are so many posts of her and Paris Hilton doing not so spectacular things on here...I think you should only do that if the celebrity in question is actually popular or in any way important. So this site is implying Lindsay Lohan is important...which kinda makes this a fansite for sleazy whores and fucked up child stars. interesting.

In that sea of goofy sunglasses I think Lindsay's Risky Business shades might be the worst. And it pisses me off that she probably got to see Amy Winehouse perform at the Coachella Festival. So undeserving. With her stupid Ray-Bans.

LLLTC

people like lindsay and paris hilton just corrupt our gossip sites with their daily pathetic has-been lives. sad huh?

#1 yeeeessssss?????
#4 That's what I was wondering

And, like duh, we all know she likes getting photographed, she spends her life in a perpetual freeze frame pose. What a fucking idiot!!!
And people DON'T care for you. They hate you. Get a life, you're over.
And how did they squish this post in between the spears and Beckham one? I swear this wasn't here before!!! WAS IT???

Do people really care for her? No not really, I'm only really interested if it's something bad that I can laugh at.

"shopping problem"... the problem, dear Lilo is not that you shop, but what you shop. Even my 5 years old son knows that the clow outfit is not for everyday...

*clown

No, seriously, this outfit IS designer... my stylist told my the designer is GÜDWEEL... that's pronounced like goodwi... HEY!!!

That is one clean lookin' festival. At Bonnaroo, we were all covered in mud...

You can just hear Linday thinking to herself, "I should affect a 'wistful' look, yes, look 'wistful' Linday, see good paparazzis? I am looking into the distance through my ironically retro 80s shades. I look so care-free with my little toddler jumper and my hair slightly taken by the wind..."

There you go - the gist of Linday's internal monologue.

"...insecure actresses..." ~ Maynard James Keenan

Saw a preview of her new movie on tv today.. Georgia Rules.. they didn't show her speaking at all! I loved it.. looks like her part is really really small.. like her acting career!!

Oh please. Who doesn't have a shopping addiction?! Credit card debt wouldn't be so widespread if it was a rare thing. A therapist won't cure you Lindsay, donating all your money to me will, however.

alright, i know that celebrities wear some crazy shit sometimes but THIS is the UGLIEST thing iv evvvver seen on anyone. really.

at least she's being honest. I love Lindsay

Where's Wal-ho now??

(L's real cute but the copy made it just too easy)

I love the comment "when I was in the AA meetings". So why aren't you still going LiLo? No way that you're over your alcoholism already - that takes YEARS!

So in fact what you've admitted is that your rehab was all a stunt to get the papaz to take your picture & stay interested in you.

I long for the day when the only attention you'll get is when the troll assumes YOUR identity on this site.

#29 lol, so true (probably)
celebs remind us what fucking liars and bullshitters we all are, by taking it to increasingly unprecedented levels

reminds me of what i read about marathon runners, they have just as much lactic acid in their legs as anyone else but have developed a tolerance to it - substitute in calculated manipulation-bullshit of the masses

BIG fucking shocker there:| pfft
Whorehan's next quote: "Gosh I think I have *freckles* on my nether regions!"

*blisters*
*dayglo pubeage*

Nevermind the truckstop hooker giddy-up she's rocking: Why was she at Coachella? Did she hear some cool kids talking about it in the bathroom?

I know it's been said before, but I truly look forward to watching her implode in ten years.

*snicker* you've got to -love- the matching, baby-blue Keds. What is this, The Breakfast Club?

anyone got weed? ...snore

Coachella used to be the COOLEST music festival in the country...the only famous folks you'd see were the people performing. Then the craptastic Beverly Hills social circle started going because they think they're so hip and turned it into Paparazzi Central. And now, Blowhan, the official bottom rung of the coolness ladder, shows up. The folks who run Coachella just need to put book Britney and Jessica as performers already and call it a day.

FIRE. CROTCH.

Lindsay Lohan loves being screwed until she can't remember if she is drunk or not - just as an excuse to drink more.

Who gives a shit...

@44 -- Apparently your mom. Rumor has it you came out of the wrong hole.

#40 yes thanks...

...but we must have been snnozing : )

lol b*tches

[did he just say... wait your turn?] ?

#45--you wish///at least I wasn't born of a JACKEL and had Satan for a daddy....How U been Damien????

#40=46 -- if u find any ,,,give some to DrplowShit...he needs it..

I wish///? What the fuck is that? Backspace key broken? I bet you drop the GPA for you whole school an entire fucking point.

Instead of the flipoverdress she's wearing the dropdownshorts.She's getting pretty smart.

Did Huckleberry finn borrow her his pants or something?

love Brittney's version of Ashless Simpson..fake bitchez...how about some new songs, maybe one new song..what a doofess.

well lindsay.. why dont u go and fuck ur self!
im sick of this bitch