Apr 19 2007UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan gets hacked

Jesus, it never ends!

AHAHAHAHAHA. oh man.

FINALLY, something great happens! lol

the amazing part is that everyone is pretty coherent.

my favorite line "at least not enough for your name to even be broughten up" LOLOLOLOL awesome.

I'll say this for Shanna, she's one angry piece of ass. And what else can we say about this whores, oh wait, they're not ho's they just dress that way and like to party, a lot, with naked men, with erect penises. They're really nice suburban girls.

Right #4. There's no way these twatwaffles wrote this. Complete sentances? Come on!

Ok.....

It was Wally. Paris has (or used to have) a lot of money.

Why can't they all get on a helicopter and crash it into the side of a mountain.

Is that a dude in that picture?

Perez Hilton reports that her myspace was not hacked and that the emails are fakes.

what pathetic lives these people have!

#7: especially since Paris actually sounds the most intelligent out of all of them.

Those are actually quite funny !

Despite the fact that those e-mails are poorly written, they are totally fake, because they would be far more poorly written if scribed by those retards.

I couldn't be happier!! This stupid bitch reads and responds to all these meaningless celeb sites! That means that she has likely read (or is reading now) this site. What a pathetic attention whore.
I can just see her at her computer saying " Ooh! look Dr Phowstus thinks I'm hot." or "God damn jrzmommy is an ass."

refuckingdiculous grade A bologna.
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And I would appreciate it if you said it ba-log-na. It's fun to say. Kind of like Tar-tar sause or twatwaffle.

BTW, her myspace page reads ALABAMA. Is that where this little guttersnipe is from?

They only communicate to call each other bitches, cunts, and whores...and to tell each other to stop fucking their men or else... Yawn. What pathetic, sad, empty lives they have.

Perez said that Lindsay wasn't actually hacked...
"Lindsay Lohan, out and about in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night, is wearing a Band-Aid on her finger because ______.

P.S. No, her MySpace was not hacked. Any alleged emails are fake, like her tan!"

This version is funnier to believe though...or is it? Who would actually bother to HACK into her account? (I mean yeah, I'll bother reading about it...but hacking into it? Nah) It would just be people saying "you're a bitch" "no YOU are a bitch" Except Lindsay would not be able to spell any of that...

"With a love like that,
you know you should be glad"
The Beatles

Okay, you have read how the fish wrote this story up. Click my moniker and check out the way this dude wrote the story up. I'm not trying to get you 'friends of the Fish" to convert over to his site, I just want you to know that there are still some funny blogmasters sround.

I believe they are real and I'll tell you why. They read so mundane and routine that it's difficult to believe they are not real. A faker would have exaggerated a lot of shit, you know, gone over the top.

woodhorse is a one joke cunt

this is beginning to sound fake. i mean look at this one:

http://www.celebslam.com/more-from-lindsays-myspace/myspace-hack-lindsay-lohan-8jpg/

this is boring as shit!!!!

What???!!?? Buzzed driving is DRUNK driving???!!?? How can THAT be!!! I should get arrested every day then...

Oh and using access to her account and copying shit is not "hacking." This bitch is so drunk she probably spills her password to any stranger. Or, her password just might be "12345", or "parentrap123" again you don't need a Neo for this.

I'm out of vodka...I should go to the store.

myspace = drama.

the end is myspace-hack-lindsay-lohan-8jpg. so yeah #22, some of them are really over the top.. i don't know.

What??? There's no drama on MYspace...just scary pictures, heh heh...

There're most at the time two types of hackers.There're 'good' and 'evil' hackers.Many times evil hackers are pity stalkers as well...I think Lindsay needs to have some internetprotection and maybe strike back...

Of course, I could be wrong :)

I think you're wrong/right Barbado.

wally you are the icing on the cake OXOX. TRUE STORY: I am at work and I am asking this 99 year old woman why she is upset and she says her son came and took some stuff from her house and won't quit. And I said well you can call the police on him. And then I wondered how he could just come around all the hours she said so I asked her, Just What does he do for a living??? and she replied He Catches Pigeons. She continued, Mostly He goes To Oklahoma and catches them. I am wondering if there is a locust plague of pigeons in Oklahoma that he can actually make a living doing this but I don't want to sound like the only person who isn't aware that there is a pigeon plague in Oklahoma so I asked, There Aren't Enough Pigeons In Texas?? And she said well, yes, sometimes he goes to the Courthouse and catches them but it is so embarrassing to see him walking down the street with a bag of squirming pigeons over his shoulder. I am still puzzled and I ask, The Courthouse Pays him to catch pigeons?? and she said Yes Because PETA won't let the Courthouse have them killed. I asked what did her son do with the pigeons and she said He Sells Them To Skeet Shooters. Life Doesn't Get Any Better Than Today. On one hand you have happy PETA and on the other hand you have happy Skeet shooters. I may be a One Trick Pony Wally my love but I'm having a hell of a day.

Know what I really hate??? When I'm doing laundry and some of the clothes fell on my laundry room floor so I don't know if they're clean or dirty and I have to SMELL THE CROTCH!!!

Mmmm...
Is anybody else dismayed at the fact people who make up words such as 'broughten' are worth millions of dollars?
There is no justice in the world.

32)Like always the good fight the evil ofcourse.Otherwise it would be unbalanced.

For one brief, exciting moment, I took this headline literally. Literally like in the gore-spattered sense. Sigh.

@39 that would have been sublime. Oh yeah:

....to pieces.

#39

yeah i guess we can pray to baby jesus that some step up to the bat...anyone?

i swear the bitch got a nose job during her time in 'rehab'. i just want to smack that smug look off her face.

another site is reporting the her spokesperson (coke/meth supplier) is going to release a statement tomorrow sayin' that Linshit does not have My Space-Email or Blackberry accounts Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!?!
Does she expect us to believe LL lives in medieval England or something?

Has anybody tried to find her myspace account yet? I haven't. Guess I don't care enough. But if you have...tell me. (I know there's a link to it above, but I'm scared to click it)

what do they expect? ive even gotten hacked on myspace.

FINE!!! I'll click the link then...hope my computer doesn't get a VIRUS!!!

They <3 google mail. And myspace. ROFL.

K, that was pretty fuckin lame...

Instead of 36-hours a week,Tom should work 40-hours a week to guard 170+ million pages more properly.

fakes

"Click my moniker and check out the way this dude wrote the story up."

come on #21, that isn't very funny either. It actually sounds a lot like something the recently unfunny superfish guy would say

#46 - you can click the link - it wont do anything. You can't look at her profile though - i tried. You need to be added as her "friend" - yeah when hell freezes over.

OK, these have got to be fake.

Because the photos that the so-called hackers took of the pages have lindsay's profile picture saying "hacked" and "profile hacked" as her name.

If they were just now hacking the site, she wouldnt have already said she was hacked...

well now I've confused my self...

Anyone else think the name and picture thing is weird?

Yeah...I don't want to be her friend. She might try to steal my boyfriend. She probably has some good coke though...

Ok... Now I don't know if this is or isn't.... But her fan site said that this is her real site:

http://www.myspace.com/lindsmlohan86

And just to be fair-- she does spell peace wrong... and I've seen her pic change too.

#55 Hehehe that sounds about right

As some babydolls maybe remember...I was on an other profilepage before...I'm not sure about this because it was a kind of crappy site anyway.Slow and charging you unwanted for crap but i've had the strong suspection this profile of my was hacked as well.whole pages disappeared suddenly and i couldn't open up some pages at all.It can happen even the best.

And to think that a lot of kids hold these folks up as idols...

or is this her myspace????????????

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4793883

57)Most at the time they're obnoxious and evil stalkers/hackers who cause this...

I pasted the MySpace addy and all I got was some sweaty boozed up stoner pics and "mimi fontaine's" profile.

57)So sad...

OMG you guys...I'm actually having to play "find the smell" in my living room right now!!! This is the worst game EVER!!!

Plus I suck at it...WTC is it!!! ugh

Maybe Lindsay broke in while I was at work...

I will not care until the headline reads;

"Lindsay Lohan gets hacked...
to pieces by a deranged Paris Hilton who subsequently takes her own life."

To those of you who mention Lohan was not hacked because PEREZZZZ said so - you people crack me up. PEREZZZZ is a complete tool.

I know, I hate his/her site!!!!

Is it just me- or are famous people genetically programmed to be incapable of spelling? Or how about even just stringing a simple sentence together?
It's scary that so many people idolise these ridiculous usless shells of human beings.

@ 61

That stoner pic is not from photo shoots or any of that crap. That looks like just a regular pic.

So I don't know...

"Peice" is her headline tho.

#68. Thank you.
Celebrities are pure filth and the only thing worse than celebs are the idiots who worship them.

"broughten"

Yeah.

they sound like the dumb girls at school

someone needs a lesson in taking screenshots.

hahahaa awesome!

73--No shit man, can't they center the pic & crop it properly? God that's annoying. Almost as annoying as the shitty spelling. I don't get the whole MySpace thing, my nieces do that shit. I would feel like an old geezer trying to partake in the festivities. Then again, I post here. But hey, this shit is FUN!

66, Perez is a fairy. And not a fun one. Gay guys make awesome shopping buddies. Perez would shop with you just to persuade you buy shit that looks bad on you and then steal your favorite shoes. He's not so much a gay guy...he's more of a catty menopausal hag trapped in a boy's body. Good thing he's so nice looking! Er...

Good Lord, trying to read their crap was actually hurting my eyes. Grammar lessons, anyone? Stupid useless pigs.

#37...sad, isn't it? You hit the nail on the head, there is NO justice.

#39...someday. Someday.

Just useless, the whole boatload of them.

66, 75, Perez embodies the parasitic nature of the whole machine that keeps them all going, and none of them know how to spell because they just don't need to learn. It's only the people who hate them that complain about it. It pisses me off how much the brattishness of these dummies is reinforced.

For the love of mike!! Why are these people getting paid thousands of dollars?

paris is smart.

#79. That is the most horrible thing I have ever read. Go wash your hands out with soap.

Ummm what are they, in junior high? Honestly, these losers should learn to grow up.

This is about as believable as those stupid fucking ProActiv commercials. These idiots live a world replete with push up bras and fake tans, rat-dogs with more bling than you and I combined, and more semen than a naval carrier. It only figures that the only people who could relate to each other would hate each other, much like Iraq. Send 'em to Iraq... they could screw with the locals and end this war ASAP, as Baghdad goes from sectarian to venerial strife. Only then will they be forgiven.

in one of the messages it shows her username as "lohan"...that doesnt make her very hard to find...

regardless, i still believe this is real

Poor Lindsay...is that the worst problem you have? What about me,,,I can't find my mommie (brittney spears)..is she in here again ..she won't come home..where's my mommie? Daddy hates your bald guts, he screams at us everyday, when we cry for you..mommmie,why do you hate us? Why did you have us? My brother is crying..I have to take care of him,,where r u MOMMIE?

mmmm this sounds a little made up, or stupid fa g perez is just saying it´s fake cause it says stuff about him and paris being pals and all (or God knows what else), who knows how much twisted stuff would Lindsay Lohan have in her accounts.

Perez kisses ass so bad... they all do.

P.S. #84, you are insane.

what's wrong with "broughten"??
It's a perfectly cromulent word.

this is not real you guys. whoever did the editing of the names and shit on this did a really bad job. some of the font is different in one spot than another and somtimes they forgot to put in little things like the 'pm' on a timestamp, which is ALWAYS present when it's real.

Makes sense it was fake, Paris was the one who was with Travis Barker, not Lindsay

this is so lame ... cmon guys grow up , you emo shiat

No one noticed that the person who made the screenshots was Googling for food pyramid?

That is the only funny thing about this.

is she gay now? i think all of this shit is publicity stunt!

Lohan...help find my mommie(brittney)...

how come that white guy has red eyes? why do white guys always like red contacts?

Mommie,,,,,wake up your bald head and tell yourself that u have kids...Linsay didn't have two kids and then throw them away like u did mommie(brittney)...why r u so selfish? Do we have to wait our whole life till your done shopping to see u...i hate u.....

yeah but what about the personal one that they posted on privacycunt?

http://myspace.com/205891801

hmmm... last night it wasn't private and some of it looked kinda legit. Like, alot of her friends had pic of them and her on their pics, and some of them couldn't be photoshopped. So if those people DID know lindsay, why would they add/comment a fake???

This is Linday Lohan's REAL gmail account address (no bullshit): wellbehavedwomen21@gmail.com

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