Apr 12 2007Leonardo DiCaprio can't get Bar Refaeli pregnant
The Mirror reported today that Bar Refaeli is pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio's baby, and friends of Bar say the two are "delighted" by the news. The pregnancy speculation began last month when Bar wore a loose-fitting top to a party at Jet Nightclub in Las Vegas and only drank mineral water all night. However, a rep for DiCaprio says the story is "totally BS" and "100 percent made up bollocks."
You know, Leonardo DiCaprio went out with Gisele Bundchen and he didn't get her pregnant either. Two supermodel girlfriends and neither of them pregnant? It's starting to sound suspiciously like he doesn't have a penis. Or if he does, I think he's required by law to turn it in.
NOTE: It's not the most spectacular outfit ever, but I don't think it's fair to call somebody pregnant just because they show up to a party wearing this. Blind maybe, but not pregnant. She's dressed like she's meeting somebody for a lunch at Arby's, not heading to a Vegas nightclub.

Reader Comments
1. Ellie - April 12, 2007 3:45 PM
Hahah.... may be a problem there, Leo.
2. Ellie - April 12, 2007 3:47 PM
Wait... come to think of it, to be a model dont you have to have your organs removed? It could be them.. not him.
3. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah! - April 12, 2007 3:49 PM
Leonardo looks good in that picture.
Loved him on "Family Ties." Or whatever one had the pedo dad with a unibrow.
4. FRIST!!! - April 12, 2007 3:52 PM
It was Growing Pains, which also had an episode with a young Brad Pitt as Carol Seaver's love interest, well at least until he found out she wasn't "popular".
5. shofaz - April 12, 2007 3:53 PM
Ugly outfit... and he's prettier than her... that must be terrible, "my boy is cuter than me..."
6. combustion8 - April 12, 2007 3:55 PM
meh, shes a little above average but still not in the same ballpark as adriana.
7. Charm - April 12, 2007 3:58 PM
so can just anybody be a supermodel now?
8. StoneRose - April 12, 2007 4:02 PM
Well, I for one think she's pretty, and natural-looking for once. She doesn't look like the type of girl who'll be flashing her kootch anytime soon, which is rather refreshing.
9. jackspratling - April 12, 2007 4:10 PM
Silly rabbit, she's pregnant with Tom Bradey's baby. Take that Peyton Manning.
10. Kristin - April 12, 2007 4:32 PM
I agree with #8.
11. ifuckedjesus - April 12, 2007 4:37 PM
she is pretty fucking cute
12. FRIST!!! - April 12, 2007 4:45 PM
I like her name....it's also my favorite place
13. Donkey - April 12, 2007 4:46 PM
A gay man isn't supposed to get a woman prego. It goes against his natural.
14. FRIST!!! - April 12, 2007 4:49 PM
You know what my problem is? I just can't stop picturing him as a little kid!!! Even in that Aviator movie I'm like...he can't design a plane, he's a little kid!!! WTC!!!
15. sympathee - April 12, 2007 4:53 PM
Leo is awesome.
16. Shanipie - April 12, 2007 5:10 PM
Why would you wear clothes that make you look pregnant if your not? She either is really pregnant or is tryig to get attention.
BTW ita pretty hard to get someone pregnant unless you have sex with them...but I'm pretty sure that toilet seat theory is true in this case.
17. allyoops! - April 12, 2007 5:27 PM
how old is she? she looks like 15 or 16 years old...maybe she was drinking mineral water because she's just not old enough to drink...
18. shittylips - April 12, 2007 5:34 PM
oh yeah, she in the club!
19. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - April 12, 2007 5:53 PM
this must be the bitch that stole the upholstery off of my couch back in '92
20. www.celebritypwn.com - April 12, 2007 5:59 PM
Being a little harsh on them? Shes pretty, just bad outfit.
21. iamsosmrt - April 12, 2007 6:04 PM
Dicaprio is douchebag fat faced loser.
I remember being dragged to see Titanic with my stupid friends back in highschool and those sad little girls cried like babies when that bitch died on the raft with that chubby fat girls hero. I laughed my ass off at that when Leo died. Saddly my laughter was masked by the immense sound of ugly and fat zit covered teeny boppers crying their undevelopped asses off. Still it was a hilarious movie... comedic genius, too bad it was supposed to be funny.
This chick is cute but boring, she's the spitting image the typical pretty/plain girls you see 10 times a day, except most of them are not as tall as her.
I think Leo is clearly OVERCOMPENSATING for something.
22. iamsosmrt - April 12, 2007 6:07 PM
*wasn't supposed to be funny.
*of the typical
fucking typos.
23. schack - April 12, 2007 6:13 PM
she is hot as hell
24. 1MILFhunter - April 12, 2007 6:27 PM
Leo is a neuter.
25. the chicken - April 12, 2007 6:47 PM
#24 He is not, he's a Scorpio.
26. LilRach - April 12, 2007 7:11 PM
She is cute - very natural - she must be gorgeous when she is done up. There is nothing wrong with what she is wearing. She is a supermodel and is required to wear pratically nothing most of the time so for her to cover up with loosely fitted clothing is probably a relief for her.
Nothing is wrong with Leo - he just seems like a normal guy who happens to live a luxurious lifestyle and has never let it go to his head.
I thought most guys would be envious of him since he has shitloads of cash, always seems to have supermodels as girlfriends and was once referred to as a "sex symbol". The hate must be jealousy.
27. kitty_kat - April 12, 2007 7:30 PM
She's waaaay too young for him. And damn! Remember when models used to be beautiful? What happened to those days? This chick's so plain looking.
28. HollyJ - April 12, 2007 8:25 PM
She's cute!
I thought single rich men were trying NOT to knock up their young girlfriends. When did this whole scenerio change???
29. PeptoBismolPrincess - April 12, 2007 9:04 PM
Bar is actually really gorgeous..she's an Israeli supermodel and is probably 21 years old (used to be my cousin's friend, so I am assuming they are the same age)..and for all those who say she's ugly- I doubt you can get this piece of ass any day: http://www.barrefaeli.net/pictures.html also try googling her name, frocking gorgeous.
She married some old dude a couple of years ago (I don't know if she's still married) to get out of serving the mandatory army service Israelis are required to serve.
30. kitty_kat - April 12, 2007 9:16 PM
#29- Still pretty plain-looking to me. But anyway, everyone has their tastes I guess...
31. Hemlock Queen - April 12, 2007 9:28 PM
This is a fucking stupid post. Who is the real fish-dude?
Granted hot news is slow... But this is it? Come on celebs, do something ridiculous so we the public can have some real entertainment. Isn't that why your famous?
32. GG1000 - April 12, 2007 9:34 PM
She's cute, but do they call anyone who gets paid to pose in pictures "supermodel" these days? She's like the cutest girl on the cheerleading squad.
33. cate - April 12, 2007 10:58 PM
I think shes REALLY pretty... i like the natural look alot... come on guys, not many models today can look as good as her without all the eyeliner. her face is practically naked and she's still pretty.
and i dont why everyone's bashing the outfit... i mean, i personally wouldnt wear it to a nightclub, but it's a cute outfit.
34. F-Sucker - April 13, 2007 5:20 AM
Uh.....maybe it's because Leo is a HOMO?
Duh.........
35. StoneRose - April 13, 2007 5:38 AM
non-believers, do yourselves a favour and check out #29's link. A sight for your sore eyes, chumps.
36. BarbadoSlim - April 13, 2007 6:14 AM
What would Zoolander call her look?
Yugo or Kia?
37. Liverpool FC - April 13, 2007 6:18 AM
This woman better not ruin her body by getting up the duff.
38. RichPort - April 13, 2007 6:41 AM
If she stopped swallowing and he stopped jerking off to Lemon Party porn so much, his swimmers might have a fighting chance.
39. RichPort - April 13, 2007 6:46 AM
@29 & 35 -- She looks like any other low life on Laguna Beach. And I thought Israeli model was technically an oxymoron. I mean she's ok I guess, and the freckles do provide a great splooge target, but other than that, meh.
40. jrzmommy♠ - April 13, 2007 6:55 AM
could not care less.
41. danielle - April 13, 2007 7:05 AM
This chick looks a lot better than that manbeast Gisele Bundchen. At least this Bar chick looks like an actual women!
42. murmurzz - April 13, 2007 7:08 AM
What a step up for Leo - she's a cutie. One glance at Giselle's face and my children would begin to weep.
43. idahopoop - April 13, 2007 7:09 AM
Is that Jennifer Garner's younger sister?
44. Alex - April 13, 2007 7:20 AM
Unable to ejaculate. Secondary to being turned on by guys. Easy enough.
45. clairargent - April 13, 2007 8:00 AM
Actually, Leonardo DiCaprio is Sharon Stone's ugly little sister. Mystery solved.
46. DrunkBlogger - April 13, 2007 8:35 AM
What? Awww...that sucks, dog.
47. Wow Just Wow - April 13, 2007 8:38 AM
Here we go again with the 80s silk jaquard blousy blouse.
Haven't we learned anything from history, people?
48. Lizzle - April 13, 2007 8:42 AM
Supermodel HOW? She looks like the fresh-faced addition to the new Bath and Body Works campaign where she should be decked out in gingham, frolicking in a meadow or milking a cow or something like that. Natural is always better than made up like Pam Anderson, but she just looks like an average pretty face, nothing special. Goes to show that the main requirements for 'supermodel' are to stand at least 7 feet tall, then you're good to go even if you're a butterface.
49. chaunceygardner - April 13, 2007 9:46 AM
DiCaprio dates broads who seem hot - until you look at them for more than a few seconds. Keep your eyes on them and they start to look plain, and ultimately sorta ugly. You'd figure that guy could pull better tail than that.
50. doodlehead - April 13, 2007 10:29 AM
This girl is gorgeous! She's far more attractive than Gisele. I don't know what ya'll are talking about.
51. whitegold - April 13, 2007 11:49 AM
Note to Leo: Keep her far the fuck away from Tom Brady!!! He'll get her pregnant just from looking at her. Heck, he could probably get her pregnant just by looking at her picture on this site!
52. HughJorganthethird - April 13, 2007 11:53 AM
Hey Superfish guy. Next time you do something on Bar why not use her SI swimsuit pics? They are ver nice as Borat would say.
53. Truthseeker013 - April 13, 2007 1:43 PM
Well, I can understand why. Woman that hot would daunt me, too.
54. Truthseeker013 - April 13, 2007 1:44 PM
A note, Esteemed AuthorPerson- I was too busy noticing the woman to bother with the clothes. I'm sure I can find a few people who'll agree with me.
55. 15PiecesOfFlare - April 13, 2007 2:36 PM
Leo has refined taste.
56. BritneysFUCKhat - April 13, 2007 6:03 PM
"decked out in gingham, frolicking in a meadow or milking a cow" LMMFAO!
57. Carsten5577 - April 13, 2007 7:29 PM
An Aryan-looking jewess.
58. Lowlands - April 14, 2007 6:10 AM
There're more aryan-looking jewish people.Nicely mixed up with european blood.I wonder if i myself have a jewish bloodline (cough,cough).
59. HolaBola - April 14, 2007 9:28 AM
She's very beautiful, and I like the fact that she allows herself to relax and be natural without much fuss. Once she's dressed up she so amazing, really glowing. Most top models like to seem to be plain looking between one catwalk and another. She's like the female version of Leo
60. HolaBola - April 14, 2007 9:47 AM
DrPhowstus, you don't know anything. There are many many supermodels coming from Israel, they just don't have the word JEW written on their t-shirts. Check out Michaela Barko, Shiraz Tal, Angel Bonani (male), Michael Lewis (male), Maayan Keret, Dudi Balsar (male), Ben Albert, Keren Michali, Meleni Peres, Esti Ginsburg, Janna Gur, Shirley Buganim and check her out:
http://fashion.walla.co.il/?w=/2125/1048817/1,2
61. miss independent - July 6, 2007 3:51 AM
I thikn Bar is a really pretty girl and has an amazing body, but the girl is so rude! She's just money hungry and modeing isnt even her true passion. she'll whatever she can to make some $$$
62. Anti-Bar - January 20, 2009 10:45 AM
Are you kidding?!Have you ever think he doesn't wanna be dad :S And bar is the ugliest woman in the worl!I belive that and leo must find more beautful girls! xD