Apr 5 2007Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler don't have a sex tape

that guy is a loser, she's so stupid for ever being with that douche

And we care why?

Now if you were talkin' Paris Hilton with her new tit bags, we could be more interested.

NOOOOO, MY DAY IS RUINED.

too bad, I was looking forward to seeing her goofy flappers.

no thats really colin farrell and marsha brady...come on now

colin farrell with downs syndrome.

Who are these people anyway..

Does this mean no Mangina??? ewwww

Superfish, for some of our benefit, if you are going to post about people we don't know...and then say something like "Before he goes to jail"

Let us know what he's going to jail for! I'm sure it's more interesting than any sex tape those two could have come up with.

Oh, and Tom Cruise loves the cock so much that he'd even buy this tape.

The dude looks like the gay-variant of Mel Gibson.

The girl looks like a blonde Maya.

I read he punched a city worker in the jaw for blocking the road with his tow-truck.

COME ON!!!!! We want to know about Paris' boobs!!

This must be reality tv news day. First Sanjaya's sister and now these two. People from reality tv are not celebrities. Not that The Hills or Laguna Beach are real, but they pretend to be.

Too bad for the guy there isn't existing sextape.Because now i don't believe he's straight.

a sex tape is the only way these no body's have a chance at fame... good luck to them.

PS. is that fag wearing dog tags?

Hey! It's Marcia Brady!

a douchbag and a whore,so whats the story?

Two goofy looking people having sex. I can see that on late night Cinemax whenever I want. Why can't hot people do sex tapes?

Fast foward, to the year 2069, when you can't land a job, lease a car, buy a condo, or leave the country without having a sex tape on file with the U.S. Government. Seriously, it seems like it's becoming something you put on a job resume.

these ppl are SOOOO unfamous. i mean even I would get more publicity if i stood in the middle of the sidewalk holding a caramel machiado (not sure how to spell that) and they were standing right beside me naked...with hearts on their heads

Who and WHO?

I'd rather watch the chick in the Helium.com banner do a sextape. With herself (I like to watch).

MTV and BS shows, bring back the Music videos. Here are a bunch of pics of the chick. http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Lauren_Conrad/Lauren_Conrad.html

ok here is the deal, he is going to jail for buying coke off an undercover agent. He is a rich pos that likes to use his daddy's money for everything.

Now he is gonna get some jungle love from the jail house

Who are these people? I'm 76 years old.

#10. He's a fucking drugged up asshole. The reason he is going to jail is the following.

"Jason Wahler, a star of MTV's The Hills and formerly of Laguna Beach, was sentenced Tuesday in Los Angeles to two months in jail for the beating of two men. In September 2006, Wahler was traveling in a car with friends when their vehicle was blocked by a tow truck attempting to move an illegally parked car. Wahler, whose blood alcohol level was .22 percent at the time, got out of the car and punched one of two tow truck drivers and one city employee, authorities said.
One of Wahler's companions also allegedly kicked one of the drivers and spit in his face. According to prosecutors, Wahler, 20, used racial slurs during the altercation. Wahler is white. Two of the victims are African-American. Wahler pleaded no contest to one count of battery. In addition to jail, he was ordered to attend a one-day program at the Museum of Tolerance.
In a separate incident, Wahler was arrested late Friday night in Greenville, N.C., for underage drinking and resisting a public officer during a raid against a local nightclub."

The dirtbag has very wealthy parents and like all the other spoiled losers on the Hills drives a car woth over 100 grand.

So he's a rich, spoiled, racist piece of shit! I practically threw up when I heard that story. I hope he gets raped repeatedly in jail, now that is a sex tape I would be happy to know existed, for the sake of KARMA.

It says a lot about her (Lauren Conrad) that she would date someone like that. He sounds like Paris Hilton's soulmate.

Yeah, yeah...Kardashian didn't have a tape either...

"There is no sex tape that exists."

What in the name of My-Sweet-Lord-on-a-cross-carved-in-chocolate-with-his-schmeckle-hanging-out kind of fucked up blonde-airhead-actress English is that? Is there a sex tape that does *not* exist? How 'bout "There is no sex tape", Fucktard? Or did you make one and then you erased it, and that's why it doesn't exist. WELL THEN THERE'S NO SEX TAPE!!

This shit is irritating me. Thank God it's quittin' time. Elvis Has Left The Building.

Like #27 said:
"Jason Wahler was arrested in NYC on September 1, a little past 4 am, and charged with 3 counts of bribery, criminal possession of a controlled substance
(cocain), resisting arrest and disorderly conduct."

I really hope that what goes around comes way the fuck around for this piece of filth. What a waste of organs. Why can't we make losers like this donate their body parts to save people who deserve to live.

I'm quite sure of it.

#31. You should watch the Hills or Laguna Beach; it's painful. I've never heard such incoherent dribble in my life, they are literally the stupidest people on earth and on top of it all they are unbelievably spoiled.

Who?

Good, because I don't want to watch either of these people fuck anyone, much less each other. They must think that buddy doesn't at all resemble Captain Caveman, and that she looks like she gives smooth, unrakish blowjobs, and that somebody might be interested.

Lauren Conrad & Jason Wahler

WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

WHO. DA. FUCK. ARE. THESE. DOUCHEBAGS??!!?!?!

never heard of'em.

#29 - super long post, didn't read all of it, but that dude had it coming.

Also, I would love to see their sex tape. I don't care if that technically qualififes as child pornography, but a bit whatever to that. They're hot.

I also think I'm waaaaay to un-hating for this site. Or maybe just drunk. Either way, I love you all.

ok...thats BAD news I guess

Reality TV Star is a three way oxymoron.

Uh... was the statement needed? "Lauren is denying the existence of the tape and said in a statement: 'There is no sex tape that exists.'"

Lauren is a very attractive girl. She looks like Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife, from Dodgeball and Zoolander) except not emaciated.

And people who say she looks like Marcia Brady are spot on too!

Nobody cares about either of these people! Find some actual news Fish!

http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com

Then why are you wasting my time? I only want to hear about sex tapes! Wait. No, I don't...I'm so confused.

what a crock, here's pictures of her anyway...

http://www.twelvefifteen.net/galleries/lauren-conrad-sex-tape-porn-video-oc/index.php

im an idiot, her pics are that url i posted, cause it was too long for a comment...haha duuuuurrrrr i

The guy reminds me a bit on Richport.

#37 oh your cool.. Never heard of them! your full of shit. I cant stand assholes like you. you know that you know who they are . and if you diddnt why are they losers. oh and you aint. you prob. havent had any physical relationship in your life. your dog and peanutbutter dont count!

Does anyone have a picture/pictures of the dog tags Lauren bought Jason for his birthday?

Does anyone have a picture/pictures of the dog tags Lauren bought Jason for his birthday?

I love how you people sit here and rag on these people. Really if you don't like it or hate it why waste so much breathe on dissing them. It's pretty plain and simple that all of you are in some way jealous you're not spoiled and aren't able to get away with their horrible grammar. I randomly stumbled across this site and now I'm wasting my time hating on you, which essentially is the same thing you are doing to them so I'm just gonna stop. I first need to let you all know to get a life and stop living vicariously through them.

Look all i have to say is the whole thing was probably set up by the tv producers to get more people to watch the show.
and even if they did make a sex tape who the heck cares its their sex life and if they want to make one then they should.
You people need to start focusing on your own lives and stay out of theirs.

Go read a book or something.

I guess i'm naive but I was REALLY surprised to see that both Lauren and Audrina did Maxim. You can check out the video here:

http://www.maxim.com/Girlsthehillslaurenconradmtv/video/5729.aspx?src=KC3926:MD

Hey Lauren
i love ur show because u are a beautiful young girl i love when u work with Whitney at teen voguo

Hey Lauren
i love ur show because u are a beautiful young girl i love when u work with Whitney at teen voguo

Hey Lauren
i love ur show because u are a beautiful young girl i love when u work with Whitney at teen voguo

Hey Lauren

i think u are a good