Apr 10 2007Larry Birkhead is the father

first?

i've never been first before..i'm excited but wish it could have been for a cooler story...who didn't know that larry was her baby's daddy---no way could howard stern father a normal looking child, it would come out like a tadpole with droopy basset hound eyes...ick

He looks like he just won the lottery.

Which basically means that he won the right to fight the Marshall estate for Anna's money. I don't think he'll see a penny of that money for a long time, if ever.

Fifth! I'm fifth!

Or fourth.

Thank god part 5 of the 290 part saga is over.

looks like you're fourth to me.

What's Idi Amin doing in the background?

I kinda figured... if Howard was the dad, surely the kid would have the posessed eyeball disorder or something..

Of course, in 18 years we'll be talking about how Danielynn looks like a wasted out bulimic skeleton. Hope not though.

The douche wins!!! Wait...which ones is the douche?

Does this mean we can move forward with prosecuting Howard Stern for murdering Anna?

Yeah! Let's all rejoice.

Sucks to be the dude who just lost the kid he thought was his own!

#12 Donkey:

Gotta prosecute him for murdering her son first.

He's gotta be the unhappiest person in the world today, he just saw the payday he's been after for so long go right out the window.

@14 ---true

He killed the goose that layed the golden egg.... literally.

And I just lost a bet that Prince Ainhalt was the father.

Paris Hiton will go to jail for traffic violations before Dickhe- I mean, Birkhead gets dime one.

If I were Birkhead (and I thank whatever passes for God these days that I'm not) I'd hire a food taster ASAP. He might think twice about ever letting that kid out of his sight, too.

In related news, Pax Jolie-Pitt was heard to say, "Goddam Round-Eye is stealing my heat! Mom, am I too young for rehab?"

Hey Donkey he did just hit the lottery. That baby will be worth millions. She in going to get at least $84 million. I would be washing that baby ass with gold wipes and she would have the hottest nannies money could by. None of these south of the border nannies.

I'd like to see the real-time Death-Match Sperm War that was going on in Anna Nicole's fallopian tube that week... Stern, Birkhead, Ainhalt, body guard...

Her vagina was Hooters for sperm.

Finally.

Holly J - is that a real place? I think I would like to go there some time

In the pictures, Larry Birkhead is celebrating like he won the Stanley Cup. Dickweed you won a kid!

Anytime a girl I took home from the bar calls me up 6 weeks later saying I might be the father, I find her, punch her in the neck and flee to Canada.

UR RIGHT, I AM A WINNER!

welcome to the world of raising a methadone baby, brickhead. that's where zsa-zsa would have been key.

Thanks for the heads-up, Jimbo!!! Still, I'm always last to the party :(

Fucking dial-up

God i still feel sorry for that baby but in saying that i'm glad that he was the father rather than that dick head Howard K Stern.

Doesn't matter who the real father is, that child is in for a life of pain.

Imagine her scrapbook.

duhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow you guys were slow on this one! So the real question is, what ever will CourtTV talk about now?

Birkhead always maintained that he was the father.

I hope he does his best by that child.

Oh, GREAT NEWS!!! now, let's put'em ALL on a space shuttle to Pluto and blow it up Challenger style.

If there is a Hootginas, it'll be in Nevada somewhere. Just a guess on my part.

250million patrons per unload, it'll be packed. Be prepared for a wait.

Pardon me, but you've clearly mistaken me for someone who gives a f*ck...

See a satirical tongue-in-cheek visual titled, "Anna Nicole's Sugar Baby Has A Daddy"...here:

http://www.thoughttheater.com/2007/04/anna_nicoles_trophy_baby.php

#8 HaHa! Hilarious! And totally true!! When did Michael Clark Duncan get to the Bahamas?

@ #24-- Priceless. Just priceless.

What happens when the baby winds up dead right before she gets to go home to the real daddy???

I just cant wait for the announcement that Stern's killed himself and left a note about killing everyone.

@37...more likely, the kid will end up dead and Howie will deny knowing how the kid managed to hang itself and how she wrote a perfectly typed and notarized suicide note.

Only 18 more years until Dannielynn's Playboy spread.

Thank God it wasn't O.J. Simpson's!

I'm happy that the jew shyster isn't the father. One less mongrel to pollute the world.

i don't think anna is dead.
she's probably pulling an elvis

Finally!!! i can now leave the house and go find some drugged up ole daddy bear to grind me in some back ally...life goes on it seems.

I just hope Larry can keep that little girl away from "Mommy Dearest", I think at the first sign of parental stress he's gonna run straight to her and dump the bub, poison woman.

All of this is because anna nichole was a whore look at all the pain she caused?

#24 - that's too f*ckin' funny!!
#37 - how fitting an end would that be??

I read that Anna's fatass country bumpkin mama just "wants to be a grandma". Yeah - a grandma covered in molasses and rolling around in $100 bills!

HONESTLY, EVERYONE! LB seems to be the most decent person amongst all the players, and Stern (scum that he is) didn't kill anyone! That flotation-device whore killed her son by sharing her life-style with him...and then killed herself accidentally by forgetting which doctors she fucked to get what medicines! AND! The horn-dog never left a cent to her...nobody will ever see this mysterious money...No one is spreading their fat thighs, or showing what "Rosebud" is, except for in re-runs of Citizen Kane (which is NOT the best movie ever made...SORRY!) Did I wish her dead? No, I didn't have to...she was a pathetic whore, a walking sluttish accident to happen, who fucked anything walking to get what she wanted, killed her son, and left a circus for her daughter to live in. TOO BAD! LIKE MY BAH-DEE? BURP< GAG< GAK!

all because anna nicole was a whore. wow.
hopefully the baby won't follow mommy's footsteps and die of a drug overdose. or be in playboy. or have people having to take dna tests for her baby after she gets knocked up 234234 times.

good for him, but on a more serious note why does he look like herman munster in the second picture?

These people are a bunch of hyaenas ofcourse.You never know what their true intentions are.Did i mention my vampire bloodline?

No shit?

LB is my hero. Where else do you screw a whore, get her pregnant, and become a millionaire.

Told you so!!! Thats good news for little Danielynn.Is it just me or does LB also bear a strong resemblance to Annas son Daniel? Could he also be Daniels father? Anyway the whole Anna Nicole saga was a sad drama,cant believe she took so many drugs.Atleast she'll RIP now. From what I saw in that video where she was stoned outta her head,its betta shes dead than in that situation.Howard K Stern will pay for his part in this whole sad sad story.

Unlike a lot of the other people, he actually seems to care.

Plus, he got to bang Anna Nicole.

Good for him.

What a shame. This dude gets his first foray at pussy and ends up impregnating a 'woman' only 50% organic, who's hourglass was about to run out of fucking sand. Fucked up way to lose your virginity.

Today (today... today...), I consider myself (self... self), the luckiest man (man... man...) on the face of the Earth (earth... earth...)

Thank God! I am really glad Birkhead is the father, he seems so much better than that killer Howard K Stern.

Feral cats would be better parents. Hey! Maybe Larry and Howard and turn fag and then Danilynn can have two daddies!!!

Hehehe,well if Larry is getting the money finally i'm sure Howard will turn fag.Poor Danilynn.

First, to all the MAN WHORES calling Anna a whore. Men r the real whores, so in your face F'ers. I don't blame Anna for anything she did, I blame that fatass mom of hers. You assholes hate it coz your poor and she had money. Doesn't matter how she got it, like I said your the whore!!!(MEN) It's sad that Dannielynn bonded with these people,only to be ripped away. I knew Larry had to be Dannielynn's father, after all she's beautiful like both her parents. My sister in-law just died like Anna last week, so get off of Anna about being a whore, and lets feel sorry for her, you bitches from HELL!! She was a nice person and kids don't come with instructions, so F off!! To Larry Birkhead or Howard Stern, if u read this Anna came to my dream two weeks after she died and told me that she and Daniel r fine. The reason I took this death so hard was that she died one day after my birthday and two months after my son went to prison for taking the same drugs that she did. I hope someone learns something from all this pain. ASSHOLES MAKE ME SICK!!!

59--you, my friend, are fucking nuts.

#55: Bad, bad, bad. NEVER reference a class act (Lou Gehrig) with someone like Anna Nicole Smith. Lou deserves much better.

Kid's gonna be cute. Good for her.

#8 - nice handle. Idi Amin was bigger and blacker, no?

#12 - yes indeed!

#32 - Slim, that was just wrong. On 47 levels.

#55 - Your inclusion of Lou Gehrig's speech is 10 times more wrong than #32. Now get on your knees and beg for forgiveness from the baseball gods.

@32 -- Slim, you are as fucked up as the day is long. That's why I generally hit CTRL+F and look for your comments first. Kudos given and well deserved, sir.

@61 & 63 -- My bad. I was just trying to illucidate the idiocy of this stool pusher thrusting his hands overhead like a Frenchman glimpsing the Nazi Army. It was by no means meant to denigrate the great Gehrig. Anyone who has enough prestige to get their very own disease is ok by me. Now if only there'd be Jeter's disease, which would likely involve renaming something common like anal fissures or being on the down low.

@59 -- You were a single teenage mom, huh? Suck dick next time. Swallowing doesn't hurt either.

They should interview the baby to hear her opinion about all this.*Cry,cry,cry*

you people are stupid, that man (Howard) stood by her for years and did so when no one else would. Now that baby is going to be with a man that apparently has some sort of relationship with her mother who Anna hated. This means that baby will be around her and the rest of teh people that screwed up Anna. Why would Howard have murdered anyone, damn dummies, his name wasnt on any of her accounts lmao. he had nothing to gain from there deaths because he knew just like the rets of us that Larry was the dad. Hell she looks just liek Larry. Its sad, just plain sad. Poor baby

YAWN! SNORE! Superfish is late to the call again. Dlisted had you beat by AT LEAST 2 hours, AntiClown, you need to hire some help. D minus!

66--Why do you think Super Howard "stood by" her for years?? The stimulating conversation? The deep, soul-bonding connection? Love? Awwww--Do you think it was love? Talk about stupid....hey did you know they removed "naive" from the dictionary?

60, U SUCK 64'S DICK!! 64, I WAS NOT A SINGLE TEENAGE MOM... I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 20 F'N YRS. AND 4 KIDS, THAT'S HOW F'N SMART U R,DICKHEAD, OH YEA, U LIKE IT IN THE ASS...60&64 R PISSES COZ THEY WANT TO SUCK HOWARD & BIRKHEAD'S DICK,,AND U KNOW IT! YOUR ASS SUCKS BUTTERMILK...

#59
You don't blame Anna, you blame her mother.
Your son is in prison for "taking the same drugs" as Anna. Are we to assume we can blame you for your son's new career as a convict? Your "sister-in-law just died like Anna last week"? Do you blame her mother?
Now . . . Anna came into your dream. Right. Anna was floating around aimlessly one night, and just entered the sleeping mind of the first mental patient she encountered.
Perhaps your son and sister-in-law aren't the only druggies in your oh so dysfunctional family. Might as well put the wheels back on your house. They'll need to pull it out of the woods and burn it after your drug abused corpse is discovered.

69--this time when I read your post I sware to God I heard a cuckoo clock going off.

Who cares about these people! They all suck and their whole saga is getting boring. I hope they fade from the headlines really soon.

That being said, #59 seems like she'll be quite entertaining.

#59-
How did the other 3 kids turn out? Or should I ask Federal, State, or County lockup?

60: I like you. You speak profound truths.

How old do you guys think crotchrocket is? Married for 20 years, yet using U for you and F'N for fucking.....I dunno.....somethin seems fishy....and it ain't DanYELL (this time).

#70-OF COURSE I BLAME MYSELF AND THE DOCTOR WHO GAVE HIM THESE DRUGS LIKE THEY WERE CANDY. IT IS YOUR MOTHER'S FAULT YOUR THE ASSHOLE U R AND #71'S . AS FAR AS DREAMS GO, U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VISITS FROM DEAD RELATIVES, I CAN SEE...SO THERE'S NO SENSE TRYING TO EDUCATE U...GET A LIFE, ASSHOLE.

"U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT VISITS FROM DEAD RELATIVES" Oh yes I do! Motherfuckers come to my house every goddammed fucking Thanksgiving and it's like....hulllooooo...do you THINK you could help clear the table?

@ 59: When Anna visited you in your dream, did she happen to mention where her drugs were? It sounds like you've been hitting them really hard. Or are you on what Anne Heche was on when she wandered up to a stranger's door and thought the aliens were coming to take her away? Has Elvis been talking to you too?

#68 why yes i do think he was madly in love iwth her and I think she used that every chance she got. Please do tell why he stood by her because he doesnt have a dime to his name. Once a lawyer now he is borrowing money from his family so ummmmmmmmmm wtf are u even talking about. He hasnt got crap from her in all the time hes been with her. Hell he could ahve stayed a lawyer and made money and shown off more than anything hes shown off since being with her. What does he have to show for all those years huh???? Yea ur the idiot

my fav thing is that they keep saying this is all happening in "The Bahamas". We have to read every tiny detail about the case, but nobody writing the stories can be bothered to find out where in the Bahamas this is all going down. You know, like what town or island they're at..."the bahamas" is pretty damn vague.

"he doesnt have a dime to his name" there's your answer, Einstein.

Wow, what a freak-show. Now, bets are on for whether Dannielynn gets any of the Marshall fortune. That'll make a great movie-of-the-week.

TO #77 & 78... MY EYES R WIDE F'N OPEN, OPEN YOU STUPID EYES, YOUR F'N BLIND,,U BITCHEZ KNOW NOTHIN!!! CAN'T WAIT TILL U C CLEARLY,,YOUR THE 1 ON DRUGS, NOT ME!!!!

Victory?

#76
Now you blame the doctor? If in fact the doctor is responsible, why is he not in prison? Did he tie up your son and force drugs down his throat? You are so in denial. Your son did more than take his prescriptions. Perhaps he tried his hand at being an unlicensed pharmacutical salesman. Now, before you reply to this post, crawl to your roach infested kitchen, open the junk drawer, find your dentures and put them in your mouth. Maybe then your mumbly screaming will be understandable.
#77 jrzmommy - That is fuckin' funny!!!

Hey crotchrocket - keep your voice down! We're not deaf in here y'know.

Now about those voices in your head ... it's time for your Lithium.

Crotchrocket......this is the police! Put the Spacecake down and step away from the medcart!

#86 - UR AN F'N IDIOT! CLEARLY YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMMUNICATING WITH DEAD PEOPLE WHO VISIT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS, SO LET ME EDUCATE YOU. THE ONLY WAY FOR THEM TO HEAR YOU IS IF YOU TALK REALLY, REALLY LOUD, AS IF YOU'RE TALKING WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON. SAME THING GOES WITH COMMUNICATING WITH THEM THROUGH TYPING. I MEAN, THEY'RE dead (I turned the caps lock off for that, cuz, well, it hurts there feelings when you acknowledge that they're dead), SO IT'S A LITTLE HARD FOR THEM TO HEAR US OR READ WHAT WE ARE WRITING IF WE SPEAK QUIETLY OR WRITE IN SMALL LETTERS!

So how else could you expect #83 to communicate with ANS and her son if she doesn't speak/type loud enough for them to hear her?!?! I hope you enjoyed your education you fucking idiot! Fuck!

you have proven my point genius lmao, he hasnt a dime which means he got nothing from her ergo he wasnt with her for money.....what a waste of oxygen you are hahahahaha...and im done argueing with someone that has no intelligence....thank you come again

I thought a dead guy was communicating with me once, but I realized that he only looked like Jerry Garcia...it wasn't really him.

So, if she did live and ultimatley win the settlement from her ex-husband's estate...THEN Howard would have packed his bags, to remain penniless....right?

I guess Anna Nicole Smith didn't have any money of her own, either.

I also suppose people not only let the person they love pound every fucking narcotic known to mankind into their system--especially while pregnant--but SUPPLIES the drugs to them.....right? That, my chickadees, is true love right there.

thought bubble for howard, 1st pic:

"Now that I think about it, how could I be the father without having sex with her..?? It's been so long since I got laid, I've almost forgotten little details like that...."

next week's headline news:

Larry dead in car-acciddent, brake line found cut
Howard K seen purchasing gardening shears earlier in the week

guess who the kid goes to then..????

it's still not too late Howard K
off the dad, get the kid, and go for the gold!!!

yea, i think it was a doctor that gave anna all those drugs while she was pregnant, yea, it was a doctor, hum, go figure...i think that jrzmommy chick is hunting for her babies daddy!!!! who could it be,anyone!!!

# 83: How do you manage to type with that straightjacket on? Do you use your nose or are you having a special spirit friend help you? I'm sorry, I just have to ask since I'm not as enlightened as you are & by enlightened, I mean off your proper meds and on the methadone. Maybe you should go hang out with your psycho oops psychic pals... WAIT!!! Miss Cleo, is that you????

crotch - 20 years of marriage 4 kids 1 in jail for drugs and your mouth is foul and so are your thoughts. no wonder you turn kids out like that. you are a horrible role model for your kids.

btw did the condom break or something?

how could there be doubt as to who the father was, if even reasonable protection (or practices) were used?

this is anna we're talking about (rest in peace)
would anyone not use a rubber with her track-record?

#24
#32
#46
#38 lmao, good thread (for such a tired subject)

I think I just saw the baby on eBay.

I can see that 96 knows nothing about kids or marriage. Almost every family has someone on drugs or in prison. Stop throwing stones so hard. The people sticking up for the doctors are the ones getting their drugs from them, I can see alot of you are.

94--Just as soon as I thought I found the ubermoron...you show up.

NO--lowlife Kelli... not almost EVERY family has someone on drugs or prison. Jesus...you need to get out of the fucking trailer park or project or wherever the fuck you live.

jrzmommy-your the one who needs out of the trailer park, but then you wouldn't be able to find your babies daddy.. get a father for your child and keep him off of drugs like you are, bitch....lol

Oh yea, forgot to tell you ,give jrz lunch and get off of these comments, you suck.

@83 -- Seriously, moron isn't quite expansive enough to describe you're level of idiocy. Even adding "fucking" in front of moron wouldn't do the trick. First, take your left hand and press the CAPS LOCK key, so, much like when you walk out of the shower naked in front of your horrified husband, you can turn it off. Second, why are you typing like you're making fucking license plates? That is not the mark of maturity. Thirs, the given you dosage guidelines for your meds for a reason. They're not just recommendations, as you can clearly see from the result. Lastly, you seem like the kind of person that would cry in any confrontation. In fact, you're crying right now, aren't you? (I of course mean R'NT U?)

Wow, two baby daddy jokes in two posts....I dealing with a regular fucking comedic genius here. SO, Kelli, with an I...what else ya got?

@105 -- We have two actually. I mean:

WE HVE 2 ACTULY!

Kelli with an I...are you a cyclops?

jrzmommy needs a babies daddy, maybe #106 DrPlowshit can help, oh, my bad, he likes to plow shit, and not women, too bad for you. You two would get along...

go fix lunch for your fatherless kid.

what's the matter? did i hurt your evil feelings, i'll bet #106-107 are at home crying ...who's the baby now? you both are, find that kids daddy...lol

yep...mensa material.

Wow--baby's daddy jokes, talking to dead people, and the occasional lol. Makes my clients seem like Rhode Scholars.

you haven't left yet, you know nothing about mensa or never will ,now go feed your kid, what? did you forget to pick up your foodstamps,no lunch today jrz will have to eat out of the dumpster again, too bad,so sad.

@110 -- Shame on you for the lies. You are undoubtedly crazy, but I'm sure the only a gasoline bath following by a flaming arrow to the groin could ever make you hot, kell-LIE. DrPlowshit? danielle thanks you for no longer being the village idiot.

danielle was never the village idiot, you are. think about it, DrPlowshit, common, anyone with that screename is so freakin gay it ain't funny. sorry jrz,no daddy here for you......

everyone hate a lawyergirl-hurry-someone shoot the lawyer,,maybe she can help jrz-mommy to get child support so her son can eat...shame on you DrPlowshit for plowing shit on the job...have a good one...

@115 -- Aaaaah, my good (chuckle) "lady", obviously not a fan of classic literature. Maybe you should stick to picture books. I'm actually married, thank you, but you obviously have deep seeded feelings of guilt likely due to homoerotic confusion. Smacking you around makes me feel like I'm tripping a kid with Down's Syndrome at a racr at the Special Olympics. And that's only funny the first dozen or so times.

ok, now you crying again and of course you can't keep up..so its over..enjoy your stupid day...

U GUYS R F'N KILLING ME 2DAY !!! CROTCHPOCKETS IS RIGHT ABOUT TYPING IN ALL CAPS. HER DEAD RELATIVES R STANDING BEHIND ME RIGHT NOW, TALKING ABOUT HER BEING SUCH A F'N UGLY BITCH. THEY'RE ALL WEARING ORANGE JUMPSUITS AND FLIP-FLOPS. ONE OF THEM JUST TOLD ME THAT CROTCH (THAT'S HER REAL NAME) CAN BURP THE ALPHABET. NOT ALL OF IT THO, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT REALLY INTO SOME OF THE LETTERS.

Hey DrPlowshit, alot of married guys are gay. You aren't any different than them and doesn't it figure that you would get off on kicking a Down Sydrome kid around. You think you plowshit doesn't stink, guess what it does. Looks like you and that jrzmommy can pick on some older woman, but can't handle young girl's comments thrown at you. You both are pathedic assholes.

you stupid people that are saying howard stern killed her are clueless! Vickie (Anna) had her problem with prescription meds LONG-LONG before Howard EVER met her. I am a nurse and I worked at rehab clinic for 3 yrs. There are many many people addicted to prescription narcotics and other prescribed meds..even little ole church going ladies...I've talked with the families of these people an NO, you can not stop a person who is addicted, it's the person themselves who ultimatley chooses to stop...Anna unfortunetly didn't choose to stop. I guess for those who don't know, it's easy to blame Howard...but it could have been ANYONE living with Anna and the results would have still turned out the same..as far a LArry Birkhead, this guy is a loser..he didn't love Anna, he loved her money and the fame he would get by saying "I'm the Dad"..for his little comment that he made saying "I told you so"..what a fricking JOKE! You can tell he has NO class and the money that Dannilynn may get doesn't even belong to her, so it sure as hell doesn't belong to LArry Dickhead...the money is extremely tainted and sorrow will follow it everywhere....

hey hobo, nobody needs you lowblow today, maybe DrPlowshit does, he likes lo blows and likes to plowshit, maybe with you.

@120 -- Young lady? Yeeaaah, ok. Some of us do work between posts. I'm sure the seventh period bell is gonna ring any minute now, so it's out of the computer lab for you! Was your dad a closet gay? That would explain a lot. He certainly wasn't a grammar teacher. Oh yeah, I forgive the occasional typing error like writing "teh" instead of "the", but typing "pathedic " is patheTic. By uh fuking dickshunary.

#120 - you were entertaining at first, but now you're really getting annoying. Let's review just a few of your intelligent observations for the day:

1) Regardless of whether or not the doctors gave the pills to ANS, she overdosed on them, and certainly no doctor perscribed an overdose. Hence, her significant other , HKS, should have been there to support her and stop her from getting so flaked out on pills. But as video evidence has shown, he generally supported her getting messed up.

2) Almost every family has someone on drug or in prison?! Where the fuck are you from that everyone family you know has someone on drugs or in prison?!

3) A lot of married guys are gay?! Again, where the fuck are you from and who are all these gay married guys that you know?

So you can try to pick all the fights with people you want, but as long as you continue making such stupid statements, you're just coming off as an annoying fool with ADD.

#121 - It could have been anyone living with Anna and the results would have turned out the same? Really? So every one of those people that you've met in your vast experience as a nurse ended up overdosing on drugs? Even the little ole church going ladies? They all overdosed?! No, they didn't, cuz they had people in their lives supporting them and helping them to get better. If ANS had someone like that, instead of HKS who seemed cool with her taking all the pills she wanted, then maybe she wouldn't have overdosed.

As for Larry Birkhead, whatever, this is a case of what goes around comes around. "he didn't love Anna, he loved her money and the fame he would get". Yeah, sound at all familiar? Oh, wait, I forgot, ANS REALLY REALLY loved that old guy whose inheritence she's been fighting over. No, that wasn't a case of her just loving the money and the fame. So if Larry has NO class, then ANS doesn't have any either. I guess they deserved each other, and now that poor old rich guys money is just getting passed from one golddigger to another. Seems appropriate in a way.

#125 You are missing it by a mile...NO i didn't say EVERYONE that is hooked on prescription meds OVERSOSES...but from MY expirence, the position that Anna was in (she didn't have to rely on anyone), SHE allowed the people around her that didn't cause waves when it came to her drugs...even her wacked out mother "Vergie" stated that if someone tried to stop or curb Anna's drug use, anna would simply send them packing...so, your little statement about if someone really cared about her they would have gotten her help, just doesn't fly...anna would have gotten rid of them before they had the chance to "help"...like I said, i've seen this a hundred times...like I said, I don't even understand why you even took the time to write your last little paragraph there...like I said, the money was tainted from the get go...I thought you got that without me having to spell it out..guess not

#125 You are missing it by a mile...NO i didn't say EVERYONE that is hooked on prescription meds OVERSOSES...but from MY expirence, the position that Anna was in (she didn't have to rely on anyone), SHE allowed the people around her that didn't cause waves when it came to her drugs...even her wacked out mother "Vergie" stated that if someone tried to stop or curb Anna's drug use, anna would simply send them packing...so, your little statement about if someone really cared about her they would have gotten her help, just doesn't fly...anna would have gotten rid of them before they had the chance to "help"...like I said, i've seen this a hundred times...like I said, I don't even understand why you even took the time to write your last little paragraph there...like I said, the money was tainted from the get go...I thought you got that without me having to spell it out..guess not

#125 You are missing it by a mile...NO i didn't say EVERYONE that is hooked on prescription meds OVERSOSES...but from MY expirence, the position that Anna was in (she didn't have to rely on anyone), SHE allowed the people around her that didn't cause waves when it came to her drugs...even her wacked out mother "Vergie" stated that if someone tried to stop or curb Anna's drug use, anna would simply send them packing...so, your little statement about if someone really cared about her they would have gotten her help, just doesn't fly...anna would have gotten rid of them before they had the chance to "help"...i've seen this a hundred times...I don't understand why you even took the time to write your last little paragraph there...like i said (again) the money was tainted from the get go...I thought you got that without me having to spell it out..guess not

JEZZZZZ...like i said, like i said...haha...i hate slow responds that make me keep hitting the resend button...and i hate when i don't proof rad before i send :(

all you people who say you don't have a family member on drugs, evidentally, you don't have parents or grandparents. They are the ones who keeps these doctors in business, and yes, they use the drugs that these kids are shooting up on. Some even steal them from grandpa.So, for all you assholes with you pointed nose up in the air, you do have someone on drugs. You guys need some serious education, even the DrPlow...

#126 to 128 - haha, okay, that made me laugh...3 posts later and NOW I think I get what you're trying to say. Just one post wouldn't have done the trick with a dummy like me!

But seriously...you said Anna was addicted to pills. You said you've seen many people addicted to pills. You said that anyone could have been living with Anna and the results would have been the same. In other words, you're implying that anyone addicted to pills, such as Anna was, would have had the same results? So why is it that not everyone addicted to pills overdoses and dies? I suppose there are a few reasons, but one very significant reason is because they have a strong support group of people, and they have people that care enough about them that even if the person did try to push them away, they would still fight to try and help the person. I would imagine that through your vast experience as a nurse, you've seen many such situations. So the fact that all these losers in Anna's life would allow her to push them away and not try to help her further shows that if she had someone in her life other than Stern, she might not have overdosed. So yes, you can put some of the blame on Stern (but obviously not all of it).

As for my last little paragraph there, I was just wondering allowed why you were being so hard on Larry, when really, it seems like Larry and Anna deserved each other. I don't believe you spelt that out anywhere. But anyways, I'm not really trying to fight with you or anything, you're alright.

#129 - see, that's why I say I'm not trying to fight with you, you can laugh at yourself, you seem alright...and "proof rad", that was classic... :o)

#130 krazisnotsmelly
So . . . you steal your grandpa's drugs. What other scumbag crimes do you commit? Go ahead and confess. You'll feel so much better about yourself. Come on, Smelly, get it off your chest, if you have one. We won't judge you. By the way . . is crotchrocket your mom or your sister?

reading posts from Kelli with an I is like watching a retard trying to tie their shoes....frustrating as hell because of the complete lack of skills exhibited yet you chuckle at it for the same reason.

@134 -- I agree. Her lack of physical dexterity is likely exceeded only by her lack of mental dexterity. That, and after all those drugs, she probably smells like a tuna sandwich left out in the July sun a few days too long.

@133 -- I know it's sophomoric, but I laughed audibly out loud (LAOL?) when you called kel-LIE smelly. Thanks for that.

#135
You are most welcome DrPhowstus. Glad you enjoyed it.

Don't pick on kelli, it must be hard when you're the only kid not invited to the Spring Break road trip:|

i just love how lo-blow sucks DrPlowshits ass, also sounds like DrPlowshit is plowshitting lo-blow at this time...was it good,fags...

funny how someone with a screename ,jrzmommy uses the word chuckle, can someone tell this bitch who is her babies daddy, coz she hasn't a freakin clue. what a skank,whore, loser, all all alone...

#121 is 100% right!!!!!!!!!!! You can NOT help someone that doesnt want to help themselves. You cant make someone get clean. They have to admit they have a problem first. I do agree that those around her saw what shape she was in on a daily bases but at the end of the day she was a grown woman who made the choice to swallow those pills

awe hell...thank god it's the better looking less sleazy piece of shit-loser thats the father.....I can sleep easy

#139 kelli, you're a one-note wonder and that riff you're airing on all threads is a snore. Please do the world a favor and fucking OD on all the drugs you ripped off from gramps. That is all.

To WhiteGold...

I just got home, so excuse the late responce..but, I just got what you "think" I said...but when I initially said "results would have been the same" I was only talking about in Anna Nicole's case..in other words in my opinion, it really didn't matter who was around her, she would have still died of a drug overdose at some point in time..I'm not being weird or anything, (but now that I think about it, it does seem weird), but I was with my husband staying in the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas when she died...(I know she was in Florida), but E was running an interview with her and Howard the day before she did die and I remember telling my husband then that she was "on something" and I wouldnt be surprised if she died of an overdose..the next day when I saw it on the news, my husband thought I was kidding because of what I had said the day before...i guess it is a little strange, but not totally unpredictible...Ugghhh, I need to go to sleep...really tired right now...oh..and I didn't mean to fight with you too..you seem pretty cool yourself :)

My bottom lip disappeared, along with my fortune. If someone can find someone that I've slept with, ever, I'll give a bottle of Xanax to.

Has anyone seen my diapers?

@138 -- Let's see... I'm running a chemical analysis on your comment, and let's see here... nope, still not funny. I think it's because your idiot to humor ratio is an unfortunate 100:-12, oddly matching your waist size to IQ ratio. I see there's an overabundance of CO2 (cunty opinions, squared) and excess NaCL (Never another Commenter Laughing) in your mundane attempts at humor. Perhaps the standard cure of high velocity lead capsules self inserted directly at the base of your cranium can save us all a bit of narcoleptic propensity. Or you can keep babbling stupid fucking shit.

#143 - fair enough...I still think if ANS had some more positive influence in her life, other than a scum like Stern, it might not have turned out the way it did, but I certainly recognize where you're coming from.

Now as for your predicting the death of ANS, I think you and #59 should be talk...apparently #59 can speak to dead people! You could start one amazing psychic hotline haha... (but seriously, you were staying at Atlantis?!?! WTF!!! That resort is friggin beautiful! Sigh...I wish I was there right now...I need a vacation)

WhiteGold:

It was only because my husband's company paid for it..we were there with about 1,200 other employees (not in the same room of course) :)

It was very beautiful, but I honestly could not get over how expensive everything was...this happened no joke--> Just me and my husband went to a dinner buffet at one of the Resturants in the Atlantis one night...they gave us a little blue ticket for a lobster tail (it was the first time I had ever had lobster, it was very tasty) anyway, my husband is not the seafood lover so he didn't go up and give them his ticket for the lobster tail...when we got the bill it was $104.00!!! I'm like OMG...I almost fainted..we didn't even eat that much! So before we left I took his ticket to the lobster guy and put the lobster in my purse...lol I figured we paid for it anyway.. :) Bottled water was $9.00....$9.00...I told my husband if we EVER go back to the Bahamas we would take a cruise so at least we could eat for free...Cans of Coke were $3.50 (small regular cans) My husband said it was because they had to ship everything in..so as our taxi was taking us back to the airport we passed a Coca Cola processing plant...I'm like, well, that just shot your "shipping it in" theory all to hell....LOL

Yup that's the face and hands in the air that I'd make if I won the genetic lottery ... oh wait, I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror... Yeay! I guess we both won the genetic lottery. But my win is more valuable, beauty is worth so much more than a mega bucks cash baby.

WhiteGold, quit freakin brag'n. Who care what you eat and how much it cost, and you didn't pay for it anyway, dumbass! Snoring, so boring. Lo-blow must of got offended,sorry I called you Gay, not sure about PlowShit...

I actually got the last word in wow way to go Larry cheers to fatherhood and shitty diapers