Apr 11 2007Kylie Minogue's face looks different

FRIST!!!

No fucking way!!! Am I really first? I'm on fucking dial up here!!!
I know I'm lame, I honestly thought by the time it went through there would be like 10 people in front of me!!!

Ok, so who is this woman and why is she dressed up like a chinese prostitute?

God I'm lonely all by myself here :(

Her face looks like Nicole Kidman!

She looks just fine to me, she had cancer for a while, didn't she? She's been around for a while now. Let's see what L. Lohan would look like in ten years, that will be scary

She looks just fine to me, she had cancer for a while, didn't she? She's been around for a while now. Let's see what L. Lohan would look like in ten years, that will be scary

What's Chinese S&M?

I'd hit it, twice.

She looks like on of 'em ....one of them....what's the word uh oh, yeah, whore! cheap whore.

Makeup put on with a mallet. An ugly, heavy mallet.

Looks like her face will rip off if she smiles any bigger. That is one tight face. Jenna should have received her vagioplasty from Kylies Dr - woulda been tight like a manhole cover.

Damn typos. I meant mullet. An ugly, heavy mullet.

#13... Mallet was funnier.

Just another kabuki theatre night in the chemotherapy ward.

eh, she gets a free pass, she's a cancer survivor.

Well that was a success! Now she looks like a 60 year old trying to look 30.

Exactly, she's a cancer survivor. Although she's recovered physically, she's still in the process of recovering emotionally and mentally. That can take years and there's always a chance of the cancer coming back later on in life.

She looks like a totally different person. I guess that's what cancer does to you.

5- Bit of a cross between Nicole Kidman and Nancy Reagan.

What's her canacer got to do with crap cosmetic surgery?

Obviously her eyebrow and eyelash hair hasn't grown back because in a lot of cancer patients that hair doesn't bother growing back due to it's been subjected to a great deal of stress.

That's what happens when people try too hard to look good 'for their age'. They end up looking like sad fucking clowns.
Seriously, cancer or no, she looks like she's about to serve her sister a dead rat on a platter.

She's probably over applied the red lipstick in hopes of drawing attention away from her eyes --her eyebrows are penciled in and she has fake eyelashes on.

God, she used to be so hot.

Eh, I'd still fuck it. And her kid sister, too.

Ah she looks like a wax duplicate of scary Nicole Kidman. Creeeepy.

OK Kylie looks fine here, the hairstyle is a little different to her normal "do's" which is short pixie cut post cancer and long layers pre cancer. She's obviously botoxed up to the eyeballs but apart from that has had nothing else done.

Well, isn't she like 80?

Her eyebrows are scaring me.

I think Kylie is absolutely gorgeous! Ok so this is a little different from her usual style and she is wearing a little too much makeup but i think that's the whole idea - to look Chinesey!

Who is she? What big movie is she from?

You know what, I got tired, years ago, of dumb fuck women who paint their eyebrows on to make it look like their eyebrows are higher than they really are. This dumb cunt paints one on normal, and over her right eye, she paints her eyebrow on to make it look like she's raising it. Like, "Hmmm...". Women who do this are so fucking retarded.

#31 She's not an actress she's a singer although she did start her career in an Australian soap called Neighbours when she was just a teenager.

She was really popular about five years ago (maybe longer) and has done duets with Robbie Williams and Justin Timberlake.

#22 not true. Your hair falls out during chemo because chemo attacks all cells, including hair cells. After chemo stops the cells "wake up" and hair grows back,including eye lashes and eye brows.

She's the Joker's wife in the new Batman.

Harold Baskins
www.Ponekeys.com

Why do we even give a rat's ass about this kangaroo riding, croc hunting, Foster's drinkin,'boomerang throwing ....(you get the point)...

@33 didn't she have a "hit" way before that? Think it was called "It's no secret" or some shit like that. I vaguely recall that, or maybe I was just hammered.

#5, #20, #35 Disagree: she looks like a manequin of Sharon Stone
#10 AGREE: she looks like a manequin of Sharon Stone

those are some big teeth!

I smell a Stepford Wives' sequel!

' FUCK

37: The Locomotion. I think it was 1987 or so. Plus I think she married Yahoo Serious and went on tour with AC/DC right before starring in the stage version of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. But that was way before she got cancer.

Plastic surgery is so beautiful...really!

For fuck's sakes, what is wrong with these hoes?

Congratulations Frist! I've actually been waiting to say that. Frist is Frist (with dial up no less) YOU THE MAN

I can understand you slating some people, but Kylie? That's below the belt. Kylie's a class act. Yes she's a cancer survivor but that doesn't add or detract from the fact she's gorgeous and has a lot of dignity about her.

#42 That all sounds so obviously made up. You left out Crocodile Dundee and backup singer for Olivia Newton John.

#14 is right, #11 is way funnier.

46, she really did have cancer.... lol

It's another case of clown whore make up. She wouldn't look nearly as crazy if not for that.

cancer sucks.........but she was delivered by a plastic surgeon....

Imagine Kylie Minogue and Victoria Beckham having high velocity, lesbo fembot sex. They's probably get so turned on they'd rip shreds off each others fleshy upper dermis to reveal the TITanium super-alloy sexiness underneath.

Cancer my ass. She has neon red liptstick smeared over most of the lower half of her face, and she looks freaky. If her mouth looked any bigger it would start sucking people in, sort of like a black hole. Here let me help you Kylie *hands big kleenex* wipe that mess off. And don't give me that cancer crap, she didn't have cancer of the mouth.

Looks like she visited her strange sister Dannii's surgeon, and she looks like Eartha Kitt. If you saw her dial, you would wanna present her with a dead rat on a platter too! PS also did some interesting horizontal mambo duets with Michael Hutchence (rip INXS) and Lenny Kravitz. (to name a mere few)

Wow, most of you are really mean. Not witty, but vicious.

Kylie had breast cancer surgery just last year, and months of chemo and radiation. She also broke up with her drop-dead gorgeous boyfriend Olivier Martinez, who, to his credit, stayed with her until her medical treatments were completed.

She looks absolutely beautiful after going through such a double whammy.

Give the woman a break. She's moving on with her life after enduring some major grueling ordeals. She looks fantastic, has a great attitude and lots of hope.

Take that, biaches.

is this a ok time to say Nappy Headed hoe?

Thanks, squidtits. I just sprayed my monitor with the Diet Coke shooting out of my nostrils.

This woman is arrogant. Yes she had cancer which by the way is not an accomplishment, lots of assholes get cancer. It's if you deal with it well and give back then it's an accomplishment. But this woman is nowhere near Terry Fox level. All I've heard is that she blathered on about how "so many People" have been so inspired by her and how great she feels being such an amazing inspiration.

Ya it's fucking amazingly inspiring that if you have millions and millions of dollars and can buy and sell the best doctors in the world you have a way better chance than all the normal people of recovering from cancer.
She's a mega mansion living greed queen like all the others. I can really see how this experience was life altering and how she has learnt the true meaning of life and chosen to give back. That's why I've heard of her moving into a normal sized house, not wearing $10 000 outfits, leaving some makeup in the world for the poor whores and she has started a giant fund for cancer.

Fuck her, nothing could ever change these selfish twats, not even cancer, and that's why we have this site so we can trash them because they pollute our world and their horrible fans are the ones to blame. The only thing I despise more than these ego maniacs are the idiot fans who created these monsters and fed their ego's. It's pretty aweful to get cancer and the last time I checked every person I've ever met has a sad shit story to tell, the difference is they don't whine about it to the whole world and they don't live in a giant solid gold ego caslte and when they live trough or die of cancer no one writes about in a magazine. He y sorry I'm not going to bow down to some famous person cause they went through some shit that tones of people go through everyday.

I want to give her an enema!

That first picture is entitled
"Someone just ripped out my Ben Wa balls!"

@44 Thank you!!!! Woodhorse, thank you, I was waiting for a congrats, don't these people know how fucking hard that was?!? I love you now!!!

57, tones of people???
59, that's fucking funny!!!
60....heh heh heh , that's me

I am the MAN....the semi drunk man....who's a chick

She should have stayed down under. As in under some stupid Aussie's fat smelly ass.

Fucking sick.

Scary. She is a living, breathing work of Roy Lichtenstein. And ... that's kind of sad because I never had any reason to hate her (except her annoying music).

I bet if I tried to punch her in the face, my fist would shatter from the titanium plates under her skin.

She does not look to bad... I mean geesh, she has been around for about 100 years........

She looks younger than Lohans drugged out ass.........

This is just a heads up in case Fishllama doesn't get around to it THIS WEEK: Joe Francis just got himself a rap for tax evasion and money laundering. This means he's about to endure a different kind of raping, the Federal kind.

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Oh, and this is going to be a GREAT day!

Yeah she looks like she tried to get a face lift to look like Nicole Kidman but they fucked up.

I admit not a good look for Kylie but have you seen her new swimwear adverts (h&m love kylie) what a stunner!!!
Biggest insult to Kylie, your boyfriend cheats on you with gin soaked whore Michelle Rodriguez, thats real bad...

@69 so basically he cheated on her with another dude.

Total. homo.

Kylie...Gwen Stefani called....she said "You're doing it wrong."

I like when people tell us off they state the entire biography of the celebrity who's being bashed in a really nonchalant, conversational tone, as if they're the leading authority on the mirror-kisser in question...like #54.

This is about the worst I've seen her look.........she's been smoking hot for a long time.

I'd still stick it in her pooper.

Sigh, is that really her way of trying to "look" Chinese? Does she think she's fitting in by going out in public like that? I hope all the Chinese people laughed at her. And maybe threw stuff at her also. That'd be cool. And is she actually still famous over in Europe? Was she invited to this opening, as like a special guest or something, or did she just kind of wander in off the street and the Chinese media was like quickly, let's take pictures of the crazy giant white lady.

#1 to 4 makes me laugh, and normally I hate that first crap.

Finally i'm first!

??I don't know how she's doing this?? CIA electronics??

Hiding a few comments is already pretty lame.But hiding 73 comments is really lame and bad!

76--HUH?

Yes, Lowlands, explain yourself immediately! #76?

All you hookers posting that Kylie looks awful. I would bet anything that most of you are fat ugly trolls eating gallons of ice cream, spraying it all over your shitty 14" monitors as you laugh at what you type. I drink you tears, they're so sweet!

79--whatever...I prefer to be called a nappy headed ho.

#77)It wasn't you who's hiding the comments?Now i'm really gonna find out what happened.

Hiding WHAT comments? Are you high? Or speaking in code today?

#82)Where're you talking about?I wish you're as fast with toronto.

okay, you're high.

Damn she is scary!

Hmm,maybe the High north is a bit too high and maybe i've to focus more south...

I would still fuck her.

Wow Lowlands...WTC!!!

Looks like the radiation did an excellent job of eliminating her attractiveness.

She looks fine. Go through chemo, and see what you look like at the end-of-the-day. Dare ya.

#1, WTF is FRIST?

#91, Dude, you had to be there....you know how everyone tries to be "first"? Well a long time ago, someone was trying way too hard to type fast and accidentally wrote FRIST!!! Then we all called that person a loser and crap and have been making fun of it ever since. And since I only have dial up at work and know I can never be first even if I try, I changed my name to FRIST!!! Only through sheer luck, I actually was first. It'll never happen again, I'm pretty sure.

Behold, the latest graduate of the Christina Aguilera school of beauty!!!

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her teeth are biggg.

She's stunningly beautiful to anyone that isn't fat, ugly and jealous...

Fuck all U little hatin` shits for dissing my girl !!!

ok,first of all Kylie just turned 39 in May. Considering that and the fact that she did have cancer and other issuses that were stressful she still looks better than most of you would ever have a snowball chance in hell of looking.Plus you're judging her from one picture, big flipp'n deal.You guys that are bashing her say'n you'd still hit,what makes you losers think she would even tell you what time it is?And you witches are just jealous cuz you've never looked as good as she does now.

OMFG kylie minogue is the hotest lady ever and she looks fine all the time plus if anyone who has rote and this bored and wouldn,t wanna hit on her then you must F****** crazy

#97 your right she probably wont even talk to anyone on here because anyone hu has searched on the internet just to dis kylie are fuking gimps and clearly have no life

This would have to be one of Ms Minogue's worst looks ever. Who in their right mind ever advised her to turn up in China trying to look, well, Chinese? The wig is awful. She used to be a reasonably attractive girl, no great beauty, but one who certainly knew how to make the most of what God have her. But lately, her face has changed. It is tight as a drum, pulled upward, shiny and not an expression line in sight. I'd say this picture was taken not long after the work was done and it hasn't had time to settle properly yet. I can understand people in show biz wanting to maintain their looks as long as possible as their livelihood depends upon it, but some good advice from a reputable surgeon about when enough is enough wouldn't go astray here. As for the swimsuit ads mentioned above, they would have been computer doctored to within an inch of their life.

It's a shame, she didn't need a face lift because she had a beautiful face, she was aging nicely and didn't need to do anything! now she looks like her face has been twisted and distorted in photoshop, face lifts don't work, look a Micheal Jackson, they only make things worse! bad move, dissapointing, age gracefully, it couldn't look worse than this!