Apr 9 2007Katie Price is very lumpy
A pregnant Jordan aka Katie Price and her husband have been spotted all over Beverly Hills promoting her new show on E!. If you don't know who Jordan is, you will soon. For some reason the UK is sending America all its useless celebrities and for some reason America is giving them all reality TV shows. Which would be funny if it weren't so depressingly true. And if you need help recognizing her, she's the cartoon character of a woman that makes Pamela Anderson look flat.
One more of Jordan looking like she has three ginormous breasts after the jump.

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Reader Comments
1. Poroleishon - April 9, 2007 3:13 PM
WTF?
2. jazzdrummer420 - April 9, 2007 3:14 PM
Damn!!!
When will she just pop already, she looks like an oompa loompa ready to pop from the special blue candy
3. Gerald Tarrant - April 9, 2007 3:16 PM
Jesus Christ, if kids don't pop out of those tits too I will be shocked.
4. Lowlands - April 9, 2007 3:16 PM
This girl has to do some pressing soon!
5. Poroleishon - April 9, 2007 3:16 PM
Right... mmm.. I wonder if her belly will ever grow bigger than her breasts... Eww...
6. Dave Barnes - April 9, 2007 3:19 PM
I am shocked that she is pregnant again after her first experience.
7. mane - April 9, 2007 3:21 PM
3some? wtf UK trash as always...
8. my opinion - April 9, 2007 3:21 PM
Whoever told pregnant women that veins, stretch marks and outy belly buttons make them look attractive is crazy. Cover up and spare us!!!!!
9. Lowlands - April 9, 2007 3:21 PM
Is she pregnant of a set of triplets?
10. woodhorse - April 9, 2007 3:25 PM
I would rather see another post on Brian Peppers than for you to keep giving press to a prostitute. So she bought big breasteses - Michael Jackson keeps chiseling off his face and you don't throw up a post on him. You are wearing your brains in your underwear Fish.
11. HollyJ - April 9, 2007 3:26 PM
I'm going to get pregnant and wear pants with holes in the back so I can show off those huge bulbous blue-with-blood pregnancy hemorroids.
The public shouldn't miss ANY of the joys of pregnancy, cuz it's just all so sexy.
12. p911gt10c - April 9, 2007 3:28 PM
man, that dude should not have long hair.
13. Lowlands - April 9, 2007 3:29 PM
She got to have a great counterweight on the back to be able to walk up right.
14. hilaroushillary - April 9, 2007 3:32 PM
She must have the strongest back muscles on the planet. dayumn.
15. saradevil - April 9, 2007 3:33 PM
Chav.
16. Fifth Stooge - April 9, 2007 3:38 PM
A toilet plunger could help her with her problem.
17. clarkehead - April 9, 2007 3:50 PM
Good Christ, she looks like David Lee Roth.
18. libratem - April 9, 2007 4:06 PM
Thesupafishal needs a copy editor or proofreader. Not to get pedantic on your ass, but
"For some reason the UK is sending America all it's useless celebrities"
It's ITS not it's.
And in that Alessandra Ambrosio piece today you talked about "Scientific America". It's Scientific American.
signed,
pain in the ass
19. schack - April 9, 2007 4:11 PM
and this is the superficial, not the new york times
20. imran karim - April 9, 2007 4:43 PM
the baby is going to get lost
21. WinnieZePooh - April 9, 2007 4:58 PM
Is the chich in the red shirt behind her pregnant as well or did she just eat a small country.... perhaps she is paid to follow Jordan around and make her look smaller in comparison?
22. sympathee - April 9, 2007 5:43 PM
She's smuggling hams!
23. Giomon_Rocks - April 9, 2007 5:47 PM
Uhhhhh...I am so confused and frankly, I am speechless...
24. Caoimhe - April 9, 2007 6:33 PM
How did this bitch go from a name like Katie Price to Jordan? It seems like a far leap as far as nicknames go. And why is she famous?
25. Lizzikins - April 9, 2007 6:34 PM
I thought pregnant women were supposed to glow...but not glow orange.
She looks horrible!
26. Hemlock Queen - April 9, 2007 6:47 PM
Um, yeah. We need another wannabe porn star skank like we need another Paris Hilton. Unless this trashball is the UK's answer to that. Fuck!
27. Binky - April 9, 2007 7:12 PM
- I agree with #23
- I thought it was a joke previously, but I seem to have become a 9/11 Conspiracy guy - it's sapping my sense of humor, and I don't even know how change my fucking phaser to 'stun'
- Believe me it's a tough topic to bring up at parties. I tried Saturday. Not the usual move. Prepare for ridicule.
- Before any trash talk - go to Google video. Watch: "Improbable collapse". Watch: "911 Mysteries". Then hit the link. Don't pass judgment until you've done that.
- Watched CBS news today and Don Anus' comments about a female basketball team seemed to be the top news in the US today. As Edward R. Murrow screamed in his grave.
- I thought # 7 was weird, but why was there molten steel in the ruins for weeks when gravity supposedly brought it down ? - as fast as free fall.ETC !!!
- If this treason is true - it's like the original 9-11. We're all Americans.
-Six Canadians died in Afghanistan yesterday, And the strength of American democracy turns to the sturdy shoulders of Rosie O'Donnell !?
(Crips -you can't make this stuff up ?!)
(Off topic ? And that Jordan - what a ho )
28. mika85 - April 9, 2007 7:41 PM
superfish: do you just hate pregnant women for the simple fact that you're so unfortunate-looking that you'll never get a woman pregnant, ever?? or is there more to this story?
BTW: all the hetero male posters on here are losers.
and no, i am not fat and/or ugly. hey kids! check out my myspace!
oh, and hey fellas! never EVER reproduce if you can't even handle the sight of a pregnant woman without calling them fat.
or at least if you can't afford it.
29. Pointandlaugh - April 9, 2007 8:38 PM
I wanna hit that large-n-in-charge broad in the red tablecloth.
30. Manistoned - April 9, 2007 8:39 PM
^ Don't be so hard on yourself mika. Your fat and ugliness ranks up there with the worst of them.
31. Binky - April 9, 2007 8:57 PM
TV news with 'Binky' (your internet pal)
-Well after the holidays - Stewart avoids the Rosie topic completely. (But looked a bit stressed after holidays.)(And not very funny)
Letterman: 'Barrick wants The View canceled' (Not exactly Che Guevara, but perhaps a burp)
(And kudos to Google. The company that vowed "not to be evil." Remember when that used to be so lame ?)
32. Caoimhe - April 9, 2007 9:03 PM
#28--We don't hate pregnant chicks, we hate pregnant chicks who dress like they have the body of a bikini model. Pregnancy may be beautiful to experience, but it's not beautiful to see a pregnant chick in a revealing top that doesn't cover anything.
33. Jordan - April 9, 2007 9:05 PM
She still looks the same sexy katie. I am waiting for her pics after pregnancy... I am sure she will come back to her original hot shape.
34. ivve - April 9, 2007 9:06 PM
Wow, busted face. Ignoring for a minute that her breasts make the rest of her body look ill-proportioned, what's going on with her face/head? She would look a lot less unappealing with a breast reduction/implant removal, darker hair, less tan, and a good shower.
Her pregnancy has nothing to do with what's wrong with her; that belly just emphasizes how ridiculous her tits are.
35. grits2005 - April 9, 2007 9:10 PM
#32 To each there own and as a mommy of three just because you have that opinion it doesnt mean u or even 10 like u share the same opinion as everyone in the world. I know tons of people that find pregnant women very sexy and think they should show off that cute preggo belly. What one person finds gross or ugly, 100 others find sexy and beautiful. Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and there all different!!
36. Jordan - April 9, 2007 9:21 PM
She still looks the same sexy hot bitch. I am waiting for her pics after pregnancy... I am sure she will come back to her original hot shape.
37. Binky - April 9, 2007 9:22 PM
# 28,29,30,32,33,34 - you haven't done your homework ! (Watch the videos (at #27)- Look up the word 'Treason' etc)
The guys with jobs are going to be talking about this ladies. Sooner or later - to get an 'in' - you'll have to know this shit around the water cooler.
According to Cosmo - Trashing the NWO is the new black !
38. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 9:53 PM
Note to Superfish guy,
If there isn't anything newsworthy, please don't post anything at all...
39. Binky - April 9, 2007 10:51 PM
Did you do your homework # 38 ?
What's you opinion ?
40. Binky - April 9, 2007 10:51 PM
r*
41. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 10:57 PM
Er, um...
I didn't actually read the story, therefore I have no opinion.
I just saw some woman I didn't know didn't think it was news.
Hold on, I shall read the thing.
42. Binky - April 9, 2007 10:57 PM
It's probably - thousand's of times more important than the crap on your site - but you don't care ?
Please explain.
43. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 11:03 PM
Oh did you mean on the google videos? I haven't watched them. It sounds like a lot of work.
But saying Cosmo said something will not likely convince me. I just today posted a Myspace blog about how Cosmo is for losers.
well it was actually an analysis of their April 2007 cover and the contradictions about loving/hating men that are posed.
Dammit. I'll do my homework...
44. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 11:04 PM
Wait, Binky. Before I watch said videos, can you please explain what it has to do with this unidentified pregnant woman?
I am so very lost...
45. Binky - April 9, 2007 11:14 PM
Well 44 - some people like to call it "reality" - but what do they know ?
There are major problems in the world - and this is ... the superficial
(Cosmo comment was actually slightly sarcastic.-
But I think we may have dated)
46. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 11:18 PM
Well, yeah there are problems in the world! But people like you and me like to come to websites like this and talk about the unimportant things!
And i caught the sarcasm, i was just promoting my new blog.
And perchance we dated in another life or something. I doubt it though.
Oh wait, I was supposed to be watching videos...
47. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 11:26 PM
Well I didn't realize watching some conspiracy videos would take 3 hours, so i guess it will be a this weekend thing. But just remember Blinky, in all respect and I am not trying to argue with you, but you are on this "superficial" site a lot too. So something about the unimportant aspects of life must entertain or at least amuse you to some degree.
Just because people think about silly things like celeb gossip doesn't mean they aren't also thinking about important things that really affect life.
48. Rachelraquel - April 9, 2007 11:27 PM
oops. you know I meant Binky.
49. guymorgan - April 9, 2007 11:29 PM
#7
Not that their is any American trash at all...
dolt.
50. Binky - April 9, 2007 11:30 PM
OK. 44
-I've been here for a year or two at this site.
Some people may suspect I'm not a complete moron.(the losers)
- I've done the research for you on the 9/11 story thing over the last week or more.
It seems the Twin tower buildings were blown up - not just hit by planes - by thermate that melted the steel,and that steel fumed for weeks underground after the murder... err event.
No One seems to be able to contradict this event. Watch the vids. American media will not talk about it.
(This is more important than Jordan)
51. guymorgan - April 9, 2007 11:32 PM
She used to pose topless for a cheap retarded newspaper, and she called her self Jordan.
She doesn't do it any more and she tries to tell everyone not to call her that any more.
52. dannielynn'sdaddy - April 10, 2007 12:43 AM
@48, I think Blinky sounds better. I say we stick with that.
And I'm standing on the side of covering up pregnant bellies. I think that they are adorable and all......but come on, why does the public have to be subjected to everything you have to offer? And before some 13 y/o unwed mother tells me to "Stop looking if I don't like it." I should just let you know that when you see some busted shit like this it's damned hard NOT to look. Also, quit giving your children fucked up names that you think make them sound unique and really only sound ghetto. Nobody is going to hire Chardonnay Day-Vonna Fairelynn as their stock broker. Hell, even my deceased baby-mama had the decency to saddle our offspring with a somewhat normal sounding name. And she was high throughout the whole damned pregnancy.
Oh, and this jordan person is a hideous troll.
53. Binky - April 10, 2007 12:52 AM
(Blinky was my long lost cousin. He was a dink who could never keep his eyes shut)
( And I assume #52 that this is - after your homework - and a post-modern type thing)
54. dannielynn'sdaddy - April 10, 2007 1:11 AM
Not only haven't I done the homework assigned here, I'm dragging my feet on the homework I'm supposed to turn in tomorrow. I've got instructors everywhere mad at me. Can I just take the out of school suspension?
55. dannielynn'sdaddy - April 10, 2007 1:14 AM
Also Binky, since we have the joint to ourselves.... what do you think of the chick in the Bally fitness advert up on top? I say nice body but a little too mushy to be in a bikini. Your thoughts?
56. MsSocialist - April 10, 2007 1:56 AM
Katie Price is no where near as bad as the American trash we have to put up with... Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Tom Cruise, snoop 'i've finally been banned from Britain' dogg.
They're all idiot pillocks.
57. Stickman - April 10, 2007 2:30 AM
She's called Jordan because her tits are actually the size of the country Jordan.
Are we blaming her for 9/11 now? These comments are a little confusing. I wouldn't put it past her to be honest. She probably took her first kid up onto the 400th floor and the fucker just collapsed under the weight.
It was either her or y'know those big flying things that twatted into the side of them full of aviation fuel, but my money's on Jordan.
Keep watching the skies people. Or not. A couple of us keep an eye on Jordan too.
58. kamihi - April 10, 2007 3:44 AM
PLEASE stop with the British celebs on here!! I hate Jordan and her fake tits do I have to see them on my dirty secret website too?? C'mon I want YANK celeb filth not homegrown filth! and my the way, this is an UGLY bird, shes not even pretty. No more Jordan the topless tart!
59. woodhorse - April 10, 2007 3:51 AM
#27 certainly you speak the truth but basically this is not new information. George Orwell's 1984 was written around the early 1900's and has been true for a long time. Want more? Try Robert Anton Wilson's Final Secret of the Illuminati. Knowing you've been had and being able to do something about it are two different things. My Dad was a very wise man and a history teacher. He said (1) pick your battles. If you pick this one, I wish you luck my friend. (2) with anything in history, you know what they (governments) wanted because you know what they got. Therefore, we know the US wanted a fight with Afghanistan/Iraq (and they with us) but why?? (3)if you want to know a reason, look for the money. People say Bush was upset that his Daddy got insulted by Saddam. Bullshit. Public figures get insulted constantly. That's a diversion. How did the US profit from this war?? I am still looking at that one....
You are a very interesting guy, but I come to this site to be obnoxious. I will watch the videos you suggested again and I watched as much as time would allow this first time (thanks much for the info!) but I really wanted to watch the one of the fat woman in a leopard skin bikini on the treadmill. You owe me.
60. woodhorse - April 10, 2007 4:41 AM
Also - as long as you dumb ass male hos go around holding onto your junk, don't say a damn word about pregnant bellies. It is easier to glance up and get hit with a pregnant belly any day than to glance up and see you so in love with your gentitals that you are holding onto them like someone gonna run up and steal them - dream on! just don't make me look at it.
61. woodhorse - April 10, 2007 5:25 AM
Binky - be at peace. Like the Sioux say, "we do not own the land, we only rent it from our children". For the babies born just today, the political machinations to elect the president when they are of voting age are already in place. This may be as good as it gets. If some genius can think of a way to change this, I am all for him/her, but then there is the rest of the world to contend with (you cannot be a lamb amongst wolves and expect to survive)so, again, this may be as good as it gets. Enjoy your life.
62. F-Sucker - April 10, 2007 5:47 AM
I'm scared.
63. DrPhowstus - April 10, 2007 6:32 AM
Thanks UK! Thanks a fucking lot! Please give us just one, just fucking ONE, decent ho from your cesspool of hags. Stop keeping both of the good looking ones to yourselves.
64. BarbadoSlim - April 10, 2007 6:33 AM
No idea who this ho' is supposed to be. Anyway, she looks good, for some preggo pornos. She could also do some nice, classy, shit on face videos, I know a guy.
65. vanman - April 10, 2007 6:41 AM
Ive never seen anything so disgusting in my life. Of course, i'm talking about the new text and page layout. Pregnant chicks are hot.
66. Binky - April 10, 2007 6:43 AM
# 55 had to go to bed - and can't find the bally ad. Must be a different cookie ad or something.
#59+ : Hopefully things will improve. It's going to be a problem that gets harder and harder to ignore.
And no one expected 'the internets'
67. froinlavin - April 10, 2007 6:44 AM
Didn't you see it on E last night?
"The Horrible Truth Behind Titty-Fucking: The Jordan Story"
There's a baby in her boobies!
68. Rachelraquel - April 10, 2007 6:50 AM
Hey "Blinky"
Just so you know, I've heard those conspiracys a while ago, but I never really paid attn. But I will watch the videos sometime this week.
_1984_ is my all time favorite book, so its not like I don't think its plausable.
69. Jillblondie - April 10, 2007 7:17 AM
*conspiracies
*plausible
70. doodlehead - April 10, 2007 8:48 AM
Does this get any trashier?
71. bungoone - April 10, 2007 8:49 AM
who is this ugly ho?
she looks like a chick with big boobs and a beer gut in that second picture. i think it's time for a reduction lady.
72. Rachelraquel - April 10, 2007 9:11 AM
Thanks for correcting my spelling Jillblondie. I really needed that?
73. StoneRose - April 10, 2007 10:45 AM
STUPID, WHITE, COCKNEY TRASH.
74. Binky - April 10, 2007 11:32 AM
#68 Its weird stuff.
Some of the info ,like some Loose Change junk seems like crap -but people like the engineer guy in Improbable Collapse, explain science as they know it, and are not really conspiracy types. He seems very credible.
75. WTFiswrongwithUppl - April 10, 2007 1:08 PM
MooMoo Buckaroo! It's Abercrombie & fatbitch day on the Superfish.
76. chaunceygardner - April 10, 2007 3:05 PM
She looks like she's got more scars on her face than Danny Trejo and Seal combined.
77. Bladesinger - April 11, 2007 8:53 AM
Hmm, last I checked this is a dude that got his peeny turned into a taco.. =\
78. GIGGI11 - April 11, 2007 10:09 AM
Katie Price already has a disabled black child called Harvey.
Her current husband is Peter Andre, an annoying singer from I think Australia who had one hit called mysterious girl over like 2000 years ago. They met at a game show - a jungle camp.
I think Katie started her *career* as a formula 1 girl. She tried to get it on with michael schumachers brother, but he fell asleep while she was trying really hard......poor girl or maybe not.
79. glamtastic86 - April 20, 2007 7:33 AM
Hi guys, I'm from the U.K & I've gotta say I'm so sorry you've got to endure this woman and her whiny husband with contantly irritating ads for a crappy reality show thats just overrated. full stop. I don't know why shes been sent over to you, I feel for you! She started out as a glamour model (not a porn star lol) and has recently tried a hand in singing (thanks to her husband Peter). I just find her annoying! Her face is always on the cover of O.K magazine titled with 'my heartache', 'my breakdown', 'my shit!!!' ggrr. Whats the point?!
80. StoneRose is thick - December 8, 2007 12:21 PM
#73 - she's not cockney trash, you uneducated twat. She wasn't born in London (capital of England).