Apr 17 2007Katie Holmes is paranoid, cheap

oh my gosh. first?

"where are my feet?"

FRIST!!! shit! i meant FROST!!!

ok. now that I got over that, I am fraid she has become Tom's true equal. Or is he denyng her access to the bodyguards...forcing her to use local law?

WTF?!?!?

Why would local police resources be used to let this skank go shopping?! If she doesn't want people to bother her, either pay for a bodyguard, shop online, or suck it up and deal with the public you idiot.

She is another one of the dumb Hollywood shits that deserves what she gets.

Fish read my mind, or many others. Cuz my first thought was also giant clown on stilts.

Dump Cruise and let the people rejoice!

what's funny about this story is that no one would have thought to stake out the local target to get shots of any celebs, but thanks to her overreaction, now the paparazzi are going to be staking out all the target stores within 20 miles of Malibu.

Next week we'll see pics of Britney trying on hats and cheap jewelry at the Target south of Calabasas.

Agreed Jimbo. The entitlement gene is rampant in these bitches.

Why does she need police/bodyguard protection? Aren't all Scientologists protected by their great god Xanadu or whatever?

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, I would be first if I had no fucking life.

Can we let the FIRST comments die like Katie's hopes that her husband is straight??

TCLTC

how DARE she shop Target. Tom you let her out of her kennel.. BAD TOM BAD!

ahhh, ok, I read the US story...she is in Shreveprt, LA...I've been there, Target is the nicest store in the area, so now we know why she was there at all...

She looks ridiculous too.

15th!!!

peep. i want a police escort around target now, especially if my husband likes the cock....

It's real nice. I got it at Target. It was on sale.

WTF!!! She looks like a skeleton in baggy pants. This is really starting to piss me off! Everbody's turning skeletal, how am I supposed to feel good about myself when I have all this flesh on me...

For lunch I'm going to Hastings to buy a book on how to become bulimic, wait no...anorexic, yeah, less vomiting that way...

FRIST no it is WTC!!! and you don't need to lose any weight.

This dark haired girl reminds me of another Pretty dark haired girl that was taken away by a group of evil cult members that hid away from the light.Then a Nasty Rodent took over her mind and kept her a slave. Pretty soon she wanted to go back- back home to the one that wanted her back.But it was too late.

Oh, I can't believe I forgot WTC!!!
Thank you, but look at the skeletons. I have to be a skeleton or nobody will like me :(

#3- good job on the frost ;)

You just know Katie's been dying for an opportunity to bust out her stilts! TC never lets her wear them when he's around, and she is so barely allowed to roam free. But just look at that happy look on her face...now there's a girl enjoying life in stilts and temporarily free of the iron grasp that is TC.

Please, no circuses. I'm scared of clowns.

Does Scientology mandates that Cruise takes it up the ass from Travolta? Or is that just recreational time for them?

I hate it when people use religion as an excuse to explain their behaviour! Bastards!

Katie Holmes is a retard. She's pulling policemen off the streets just to escort her shopping? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Thats what her body guards are supposed to be doing. Those cops should out on the streets eating doughnuts like we pay them to do!!! What a waste of our hard earned tax dollars!!!

How do you think the filthy rich *stay* filthy rich? Because they're cheap bastiches. I've gone past a dollar store where I live and seen nothing but Lincoln Town Cars (late model) and Range Rovers in the parking lot. And all of the licence plates are from neighboring wealthy counties.

lol FRIST!!! I remembered whatcha said way back when.

@ 11 Were you always the last one picked in gym class? aawwww. You can be FIRST if ya want. This once.

Katie is saying: "Yes, for christsakes! I paid almost four fucking bucks for this coffee!!"

Is that a Starbucks cup of coffee or she carrying Tom inside it? That little pussy has to bose around women and scare them into submission to make himself feel good. I hope L. Ron Hubbard beam the little homo up to the mother ship

Holy Shite, she looks like a reject from New England who hasn't had a meal in a month.

Nice implants though. And by implants I mean the shin extenders she had to make herself a foot and a half taller.
Now she has a real shot to make the WNBA. Or maybe not.

First I thought she had no ass. I was wrong. She has no body at all. It's a modeling sack to hand clothes on.

She dresses like she is 50.

Eff you, "I hate you". you must be a miserable person. I'm at work, have a fine life, and happened on the site when there were "0' comments. Lighten up and fuck off.

I think Major Tom has been stretching her frame on some fucked-up Scientologist rack every time she says something vaguely human.

Another mom with a deathgrip on a Starbucks cop. Don't see that but 100 times a day.

By the way - didn't she show off some wicked titties in THE GIFT? What hapenned to those? Were they discovered to be large deposits of body thetans and summarily expelled, or did Major Tom have them lopped off simply to make her more manly?

Tom's hiding in one of those pant legs.

#27 LOL suh-weeeet

Ok just got back from lunch anything new happen?

#36 You got that right!!!

Target Rules! Why wouldn't you shop there? lots of celebs shop there, and even Vogue did a story on the fashion designers doing lines for them.

She has to shop at Target since laughing at Tom not being able to get his car started.

#26 is "bastiches" the new "biatchos"? If so, I approve, easier to pronounce.

AND biatcho is vaguely hispanic and I like hispanics.....

Nothing wrong with a little circus freak love.

Katies awesome, I loved her in that Grace Jones video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRQYTpx2vOY

#27 & 32 - I too am at work, what other reason is there to visit this site, but to kill time.

I have no problem with you being the 1st poster, just say something instead of screaming first like a fucking retard at the bus stop.
Be first, be happy, just say something mean or funny.

Now go fuck yourselves.

Wait a second...wasn't there a post about Tom trying to curb her spending?

I just hope he cuts down even more so I can hear about her going into Walmart.

This dumb bitch is turning into her new best friend Victoria Beckham and will be the size of her & my 7 year old soon, its sick she looks way too thin.

Engines can run out of fuel and then they need to get refilled at starbucks...After this fresh cup of coffee Katie can go on for miles again being the engine of Tom's car.

Maybe a double espresso does make her run faster.

ewwwwww... I have always maintained that overly tall girls look like freaks when they are too skinny, football players when they are fat and trannies when they are normal sized (especially when they are all dolled up trying to look all sexy).
Girls and women should be DAINTY. I am more and more convinced that the days of Shakespear and the rule of only allowing men in theatre never actually changed because Katie, Paris, Jessica, Travolta and Britney all look like men trying to be convincing Women.

Stiop trying freaks, it aint working.

Katie is a spoiled greedy rich bitch like every out of touch insane celeb so this shit does not surprise me, wether it's true or not it is something she would do. When will the public finally really turn on these selfish self important assholes. ALL celebrities are like this.

Hollywood truely is the sickest filthiest place on earth.

I like getting t-shirts at tarjay sometimes.

What a freak! She looks like she's in a circus act with those clothes.

I'm a little bit frightened by her leg-to-torso ratio. I've seen charicatures with less exagerated proportions. Is that what happens to your body when the alien engrams are sucked out?

I was gonna say the photographers were at Target waiting for Britney, but if it's in Louisiana, I have no idea.... maybe she just wanted the attention from the cops. Lonely.

She looks like Michael Jackson.

She shops there because Target has a satellite dish on the roof that scrambles Tom's signals and renders him powerless. She was worried his henchmen would find her before she could run out the back. Too late.

Katie! You're not relevant anymore! You're shopping at target and you're married to a Scientologist!

Is there a Scientology survivors group hotline?

may L.Ron be with her and watch over her......

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehee, just wanted to stir the pot:P

Yeah her torso & bottom are out of proportion but that can be fixed with a proper fitting jacket. It would be less of a crime to just wear sweats. Damn, these idiots really can't survive without a stylist.

This bitch must really had some good coke, she looks like Olive Oil from Popeye! Girl, did you sell your soul to the Scientology Devil all in the name of millions? That money stays here when you O D from that Coke...

#11 i couldn't agree more. truer words have never been spoken on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's with celebs shopping at bum stores, you got millions, leave the bargains to me and the other poor people.

Here's the problem as I see it.
Police are supposed to be fighting crime and keeping our streets safe, not escorting privileged, super-rich bratty celebs that participate in freaky, paranoid religions.

TCLTC

And one more thing - what the fuck is it with Starbucks and celebs? They're like, the McDonalds of coffee. Their beans suck, overroasted (to save longer), the mochas suck and they have stale pastries. But everyone goes there - cause it's easy

How many more fake babies will she have? I really think Katie is Tom's sister,,they look like twins, not sure where that baby came from..space...?

64th!!!!!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH 25!!! YOU SAID IT BROTHRRRRR!

explain this to me...
those of u who are happy to bitch and dog her must be really bored and pathetic to admit you are intrigued by her, after all, your reading about her trip to TARGET!!! and ur telling us she's pathetic.(no# 6)

She is a fake bitch just like Cruise. The last thing we need in this country is more assholes lying to us and pretending to be something that they are not..Funny how he had to pay her millions to get her to marry him, since he's gay. What a doofass,who would do that for money. Katie, you made yourself look so stupid.

those incredibly fugly pants (that don't fit her - she missed by a 3" shin implant)are why I never dated a Sailor. Nobody else wears those pants because they are just too ugly and unflattering. I am thinking that Posh is steering her wrong because she doesn't want Katie stealing her limelight and is already jealous because Tom has more money than Beckham

Hope they enjoy the money they have, coz America thinks both of them are a cruel stupid joke...and I don't see them making any more money in this country..maybe they should go abroad..like Michael Jackson did..those assholes like anyone.

Target is trying to be the new H&M Proenza Schouler just did a line their.

Furthermore she has her own money.

HOw is shallow or spoiled an insult. Ye your stupid cause you dont waste your money on other people. WHy feel bad for people who are living out of their means.

Would you feel bad for someone of Real Housewives of Orange county fame who on that avg salary og 226,000 lives in a avg 2.6 million dollar house with avg 3 $40,000 cars.

Know so why feel bad for people who even though birth control has been around for 3000+ years . I was reading a newwspaper interviewing missionary workers and their subjects one of them got married at 15 and was 17 crying she could not have a child even though it would of been poor. They want the freedom to reproduce have the freedom to starve by your damn selff like madonnas adopted baby dad getting married and getting her pregnant.

This woman is living a very sad life! All the dough in the world and yet she buys clothes for baby and herself at Target .. and it seems her fridge might be empty too.

What does "WTC?" mean?

IS THIS MY MOMMIE? NOT SURE..IS HER NAME BRITTNEY? I CAN'T FIND HER..MY BROTHER CRIES EVERYNIGHT FOR HER..PLEASE HELP US FIND OUR MOTHER....

yeah we dont like any of this nosense!!
so please get this off!!
P;EASE nad thank you!
bobby boob

yeah we dont like any of this nosense!!
so please get this off!!
P;EASE nad thank you!
bobby boob

yeah we dont like any of this nosense!!
so please get this off!!
P;EASE nad thank you!
bobby boob

This is just a SCAM so she is liked more with the public, and so people can 'relate' to her.
I actually like her, but she does not need to shop at 'Target' and she knows that.

She called to police to cause a scene, so it would get in the paper that she shops there etc etc etc.

Just for the record I personally think that her and Tom are the real deal. But thats my opinion.