Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were eating at Mastro's restaurant in Beverly Hills, but when they tried to leave they couldn't get their vintage car to start in front of all the photographers. Although that doesn't really explain the look on Katie Holmes' face. I don't even know what that look is. It's not embarrassment or humiliation, it's "I'm transforming into a scarecrow!"
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Reader Comments
1. Danner - April 13, 2007 7:14 AM
Get rid of the couch jumper already.
2. murmurzz - April 13, 2007 7:14 AM
Tee hee!
3. Danner - April 13, 2007 7:15 AM
Oh, the look on her face is an attempt not to laugh at her crazy husband.
4. murmurzz - April 13, 2007 7:16 AM
OMG - rich people have car trouble? Get the fuck outta here!
5. PatreeseD - April 13, 2007 7:17 AM
Raunchy jiz?
6. Alex - April 13, 2007 7:18 AM
Rollin VIP! What?
7. Bodylotion - April 13, 2007 7:21 AM
I think Katie was excited at Tom's invitation to let her join Scientology. Then again, perhaps it was terror instead of excitement.
8. iburl - April 13, 2007 7:26 AM
Thats what you get for driving a .... wth is that? It looks like a 50's version of a 90's car. Does it transform into a submarine so that Tomkat can enter the Scientologist's underwater bubble domed city?
9. cinnarose - April 13, 2007 7:27 AM
She looks like a characterture of Mortisha Adams in that shot.
10. campzine.com - April 13, 2007 7:31 AM
She's worried he'll have the same trouble starting the spaceship for their trip to planet Nutjob.
11. XeoRad - April 13, 2007 7:40 AM
Can't you all see? Tom is slowly sucking her soul out of her body. Finally - physical proof.
12. XeoRad - April 13, 2007 7:42 AM
ALL HAIL LORD ZENU!
13. vinny221 - April 13, 2007 7:42 AM
Tom's face is steroidal. Is he allergic to shell fish? Katie clearly lost all her teeth and gums.
14. diarrhea riot - April 13, 2007 7:47 AM
Katie got caught in mid-felch.
15. snfu - April 13, 2007 7:51 AM
sick. how could anyone find her attractive?
16. Fifth Stooge - April 13, 2007 7:51 AM
Pitiful, just pitiful.
17. Alllegiononflegit - April 13, 2007 7:54 AM
it is the look of 'oh my god, i married a homo'
18. mmmBitch - April 13, 2007 7:54 AM
He's still really hot. Why are the best looking people always the loopiest?
Ava Gardner, Angelina Jolie, Morrison and Tom..
tsk tsk..
19. HerpesHilton - April 13, 2007 7:55 AM
It looks like she's trying to give birth out of her mouth.
20. thewriteguy - April 13, 2007 8:22 AM
You think they have AAA?
21. Niecy - April 13, 2007 8:23 AM
She was trying to think of a nice way to tell Tom that he wasn't turning the key, he was turning the dial on the radio.
22. DrunkBlogger - April 13, 2007 8:33 AM
Just go with "weird" and call it a gay.
23. Wow Just Wow - April 13, 2007 8:58 AM
Tom finally made good on this threat and had her mouth and face sewn shut.
24. Shiner_Man - April 13, 2007 9:08 AM
Lord Xenu is in the engine. Run!!!
25. FRIST!!! - April 13, 2007 9:16 AM
Of course she looks like that...Tom won't let her eat!!!
26. F-Sucker - April 13, 2007 9:22 AM
What's the big deal? Her butthole is just puckered up.
So what?
27. Hemlock Queen - April 13, 2007 9:24 AM
Frist, he know's how important it is to get that baby weight off fast. You know, because he knows ALL about the female body and what's good for it.
28. sympathee - April 13, 2007 9:25 AM
She's scoffing at Tom's taste in music!
29. chaunceygardner - April 13, 2007 9:50 AM
It looks like Tom shot her in the mouth with a bunch of...uh...thetans.
30. diarrhea riot - April 13, 2007 10:16 AM
@26- hilarious!!!
31. whitegold - April 13, 2007 11:40 AM
She has to suck really really really hard to try and find TC's dick and keep it from recoiling back inside itself. Now her face is just stuck like that. Like how your parents used to tell you not to cross your eyes or they'd get stuck like that. I bet she wishes she listened to her parents now!
32. iamsosmrt - April 13, 2007 11:47 AM
Is that really a car because from that angle it looks more like a little Jetsons spacemobile and Katie looks all nervous like "gee I can't wait to see Astro and I hope Judy Jetson will think my outfit is swell".
If it is a car then that car only runs on alien gas on the planet L-Ronasshead.
It looks like Tavolta needs to swoop in on his giant gay aircraft and save them, well really he'd only save Tom because he doesn't like "girls" or "women" or "things with boobs" or "vagina"... well you get the picture.
33. iamsosmrt - April 13, 2007 11:48 AM
*Travolta
34. iamsosmrt - April 13, 2007 11:50 AM
That is Tom cruise right? Cause I only recognize him in his space suit or in his "I Heart Penis" t-shirt.
35. Eyeballs - April 13, 2007 11:51 AM
That's the look on her face when she's trying to hold back laughing at the fact that he looks like a 5 year old behind that steering wheel. I think my 7 year old is taller then him.
36. allykitten85 - April 13, 2007 11:59 AM
Oh my God, I can't stop laughing!!!
37. LivewireT - April 13, 2007 12:33 PM
They look like they're on an amusement park ride--either bumper cars or the "spaceship"--you know...the one that the lttle kids ride
38. Grope For Luna - April 13, 2007 2:17 PM
Tom is pouring some bird seed into her bowl.
39. Grope For Luna - April 13, 2007 2:23 PM
Look at you wearing those tight pants! That's not right! You march right upstairs and put your big pants on!
40. no1justminda - April 13, 2007 3:51 PM
hehehe that's a funny face!
41. no1justminda - April 13, 2007 3:52 PM
#26 and #38...HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
42. andrewthezeppo - April 13, 2007 4:55 PM
Has anybody noticed that of stars about Katie's age all the men are pretty normal and all the women are insane?
43. WTFiswrongwithUppl - April 13, 2007 5:57 PM
I saw the other pics, it's an old Vette and it is SWEET. Way too cool a machine for that girly bitch to be driving. LMAO #39, I <3 Kevin Meaney:)
44. InstantAsshat-AddFame - April 13, 2007 7:39 PM
Scaaaarecroooooow.
45. krazihottkelli - April 13, 2007 7:53 PM
If I was either one of these ALIENS,, I would never go out in public again,, I would hide in my CASTLE until ready for the attack. These two have BIG BALLS.. to show their face after that scam they pulled on us..
46. Thomas the Wrapper - April 14, 2007 4:02 AM
"PU, I just busted ass after that big meal. I need to go home and drop a mean steamer Tom"
47. Lowlands - April 14, 2007 4:59 AM
Katie Holmes looks quite impressed by the enormous size of Tom Cruise's..Steeringwheel.Looks like the newest trend at the moment is the bigger the steeringwheel the more impressed the girls are.Why is he having his mirror attached on the dasboard instead higher up?I'm off now to the nearest yachtharbour for a second hand steeringwheel for sailyachts.
48. woodhorse - April 14, 2007 7:26 AM
#47 you're like a genius or something. Buy a yacht one piece at a time! I never would have thought of that. Well, it doesn't matter - my backyard isn't big enough for the assembly.
BTW - I bet that car is sitting in some car lot today. That'll teach that bitch!!
49. Lowlands - April 14, 2007 8:40 AM
Maybe it's a Flintstone car and Katie holmes has to use her legs.
50. Lowlands - April 14, 2007 8:45 AM
If Katie holmes wants to stick with Tom Cruise,she gotta move her legs faster.I can read that from Tom Cruise's face.
51. woodhorse - April 14, 2007 5:24 PM
He is SO going to take her credit card away for laughing at him!! He is going to chew the ass off his personal mechanic because that old car didn't start upon his command even though it's obvious some damn Thetans got in the carbureator.
52. crazyotto - April 15, 2007 4:08 AM
what kind of a name is Mapother anyway...........martian?.......ahhahaha i had to say it
53. krazihottkelli - April 15, 2007 5:31 AM
Katie looks like his sister or maybe daughter, he is an old stupid gay guy. She sooooo makes herself look stupid with him, doesn't matter, she's a loser and never made good movies anyway. Tom, he can be replaced with any of the younger guys in Hollywood, we never need to see his ass in a picture again ,UNLESS IT'S BROKE BACK II.
54. ginettissima - April 15, 2007 7:31 AM
Good lord... cringe... why do we care, really!!? This girl has basically made an entire career so far out of her uncomfortable looks and strangely affected sounding 5-year-old's voice. And now she's trying to suck in her own face, starting with her cheeks. So gross the two of them, so gross...
55. nevertrustabunny - April 15, 2007 8:41 AM
haha fish a scarecrow "maybe if i make this face i'll scare the paps away"
56. Lowlands - April 15, 2007 9:22 AM
Looks like Katie has to imitate the sound of a running engine as well.
57. krazihottkelli - April 15, 2007 4:13 PM
You know what? Tom would be great for Brokeback II. That's probably the only movie people would actually go to see him in...
58. entertainthetxgirl - April 16, 2007 11:02 PM
Think she ate too many organic prunes?