Apr 13 2007Kate Moss officially engaged to Pete Doherty

Here's to a long and prosperous life together in drug hell.

yay waif

Their kids will be beautiful and healthy.

I sure as hell hope they don't produce any crack babies together!

Oh those crazy drug addicts, what will they do next.

This guy has to be hopped up on smack 24/7. Nobody else would allow themselves to be photographed with open wounds on their face. These two are perfect for each other. Best of luck to the newly engaged.

So much dirt, so much filth, so much disease...

Sadly these two piles of human waste already have children. Just not together.
Wait. Where are these children, like, ever?

The two crack whores were meant for each other.

Its funny how instead of helping her, he seems to be playing the guitar.

Now, that's class.

...they deserve each other.

^^^ my boyfriend made this video homage to FRISTers

Let's see...which of these statements would be less funny...

Say it ain't blow.

Say it ain't ho.

Hmm...you decide.

Somebody grab her feet, then Suge Knight her ass.

Watching others' downfall makes my pants happy.

"Wait wait, stop. Let's do this hanging out of the window, so that people can see us. We'll act like we don't notice them though."

How is this guy still alive, I'm guessing he would net me 23 cents in a dead pool.

Lord help us, please don't let them breed! that's all we need, another drug addicted cracked up baby, and oh what a fugly one 'twould be!

That's one bassackwards serenade.

Say what you will, but I dig Kate Moss because she sure knows how to party!

Who doesn't love party girls?

Crack is the new black.

She dated Johny Depp, THE most gorgeous man on the planet, but ends up engaged to Quasimodo...fucking mind-blowing!

Oh that's great. As if we didn't know that already...
and the NEXT time you post something about Kate and Pete, he's gonna get rushed to the hospital with Kate running behind the ambulance van holding a pipe and a needle saying "YOU FORGOT YOUR MEDICINE HONEY!!!"

FUCK PETE! I coulda totally banged Kate Moss if Pete didn't already drug her up that night...and literally, he DRUGGED HER UP.

#20 - Sure. If you think snorting coke with a Jack-O-Lantern every day of your life while people make fun of you is "knowing how to party", then yeah. She sure knows how to party.

#22 good point.

what REALLY IS ind fucking blowing is the fact that i saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to geico...oh yea, and not having a car. that's fucking GENIOUS!

yea, i spelled "genius" wrong. see? i still can't spel.

I can only imagine how the two of them must smell. Probably somewhere along the lines of fishsticks combined with microwaved cheese.

I mean, Pete could pass for Brandon Davis' twin with that greasy hair and "druken" eye look going on.

And Kate, photoshop does wonders. That's all I have to say about that.

They're going to be the new Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Except white and British.

Way to go Kate. Your career is making the hugest comeback on the face of the planet, and you go blow it all with that sack of crap. Who looks like a complete walking STD. Gross.

#22, totally agree!

The amazing this is......they've been dating forever and gone through all this stuff, and you KNOW that after they get married it will be over in 6 months.

I like that photo actually, i'd like it more if she fell out of the window afterwards though.

Was this in England? huh, closed "Flat" all those bad teeth and GINGIVITIS!!!!, they're just getting some air.

You know what's unbelievable? When she finally ODs, there's gonna be tons of news coverage full of talking heads and crying fans, all over that piece of skeleton shit.

Oh, how rock and roll. *retch* When is she gonna grow up. Why does he always look dead?

Oh to be young and in love and on so many drugs...

I envy those two.....

Check out all the cows ripping on Kate...I guess they're not mooooooooved by her love story.

Not a word about the Pete Doherty-Carl Barât reunion? Bloody colonials...

Carl joins Pete's concert:

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=19

All I can say is I am so glad this bitch is a mother she can clearly take such amazing care of herself so certainly raising a child must be a bag of COKE for her.

I am so glad that they never prosecuted her ass for snorting what we all know she snorted and I am so fucking pleased as shit that she never got her daughter taken away from her because she is the fucking picture of pure loving motherhood. If anyone deserve to have a child it's a crazy bitch who acts like she's a 14 year old prostitue when she is a 30 something grown woman responsible for a child.
Most of all it's great that she would get engaged to a fucking butt ugly drug addict ass troll. Surely now her little daughter really will have it all. A drugged up mommy and a drugged up daddy.

Kate Moss by the way refers to her daughter as her very own MINI ME. So I guess she wears designer ass ugly outfits and instead of eating her vegetables the kid enjoys the model's diet; crack and cigaretts. Fanfuckingtastic!
Famous people are the best parents EVER.

#35 And I suppose every dude here who rips on Pete is only doing it because they secretly wish they looked like Helena Bohnam Carter as a bloated snaggletooth corpse dredged up from the bottom of the mississippi river? Come on.

#38, I'm sure you must know that as you're there with them 24/7.

She is one lucky fucking lady!

WHO. FUCKING.CARES.

I have crackhead neighbours and I gotta tell ya they aren't all that interesting either.

Kate is hot.

What I HAVE seen her do even is fucking unacceptable for any parent to do. So many shit people have absolutely no buisness being parents. The world would be better off without their retard genes being passed on anyway. But thanks for being a celebrity ass kisser and defending miss front page snorter. Because that's just what rich worthless famous losers need more people kissing their asses and growing their empires. If she wasn't famous her child would have been taken away a long time ago.

I have no idea why you would defend her but maybe it's because you are a drugged up Mom too.

WHAT, Thoes two are still alive. Lordy Be

I don't know what you all are talking about.
They both totally deserve their fame and are sexy. I wanna threesom them right now!

pshhhh....right

Thanks Fish!! I love me some Pete/Kate posts!!! There is nothing else that makes me feel so gleefully hateful as those two god-forsaken reprobates. What a wonderful day.

Fish! I love you. I just read your commentary again. This is like the best post ever - in the history of typing.

That's the only way to give Kate a Dirty Sanchez without fucking up the carpet. What a cute couple.

She is so ready for a tea-bag.

This is not for anyone here, but for the cyber-archaeologist who, ten thousand years from now, is searching for the exact reason for the decline of modern civilization. Yes, it started here.

kate is so hot!!
pete is so fug!!

kate and johnny depp was the hottest couple ever. yum yum.

she looks pretty hot in that pic.

Its too bad she didn't marry Johnny Depp, they both looked best when they were together!

*PPFFFFTTTT!!!* Haha. Nice, tits_on_snack. "Jack-O-Lantern"...if only he were the head belonging to the headless horseman of Sleepy Hollow so Johnny Depp could decapitate him...and then give him a full-frontal lobotomy. And re-arrange his face while he's at it.

#20 - Sure. If you think snorting coke with a Jack-O-Lantern every day of your life while people make fun of you is "knowing how to party", then yeah. She sure knows how to party.

I'm sure there's a baby dangling joke in there somewhere...

When's this bitch gonna pull a Gia already?

lol shack, that was a cute video!

I hope that they will kill themselves very soon.

This guy looks so gay, she probably likes it plowed...

I think kate moss is awesome, i just can't understand how someone so hot and so rich picked Pete Doherty... seriously she could get any guy in the world and she picks him...?? She works in fashion why doesn't she just bag a calvin klein model or something?

Yes, the mysteries of the universe abound.

I think it has something to do with the fact that the neon-lit word 'vacancy' is visible behind Moss' empty pupils. *knock knock*... Its easy to be a smack-addicted hobo when your girlfriend is permanently out to lunch...

Yeay #61!!! LOL because it's true.

MissDior...everything I've ever read that you have written is complete 13 year old drivel. Shut your face hole you stupid little twat.

God I love this man.

i HAVE got to party with these people....damn

a little late but here's a gorgeous shot of petey to clear up anyone's confusion as to why kate is with him...

http://vipglamour.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/petedoherty_razzi.jpg

Pete may be ugly as f**k but its not as if when they break off there wouldn't be thousands of hot ladies wanting to get with him. Lots of girls adore pete, kate ain't the only 1. There is charm about him, even though he look like an overweight owl

Let's get engaged babe.Just say yes otherwise i've to break this guitar on your head.

#68)That's probably how it really went.

Christ, 66, didja have to do that?

Hideous - like a rhino-nosed, owl-headed, horse-mouthed zombie!!! *SHUDDER*

this news is so so sad. honestly, kate, what are you thikning?

every era needs its iconic rock n roll couple - Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull, Debbie Harry and Chris Stein - Kate and Pete are ours. We may not want to live like them, but at least they're more interesting than so many of the identikit Zelebs around today.

This is good if it keeps him from playing any more. He and his music suck big time.

Anyway, just two English turds tying the knot. Happily, they won't be in danger of polluting the rest of the human race.

Fuck them and the Union Jack they rode in on.

i was at that show! pete doherty + carl barat performed together. The picture was taken after the show, when pete + carl were performing out of the back window of the venue.

If only that rent boy junkie cunt doherty would do the human race a favour and fatally overdose

What Kate Moss, a bright and beautiful girl saw in that piece of excrement Pete Doherty beggars belief...