Apr 4 2007John Travolta makes emergency landing

Too bad he isn't actually on a boat like Mr. Howell instead of just dressed like him.

Too bad he didn't land in the looney bin! Someone needs to unwarp his mind from the Scientology crap.

and LRHLTC!

I'm glad to see celebrities doing their part to cut back on CO2 output. Boeing 707 is definitely the way to go.

Where did the man make all his money to be able to afford that plane??? Was it his "Kotter" money that made him rich?

He actually stopped to sneak in another makeout session on the runway stairs from his closet assclown again. Plans were foiled by airport security who ran the man over with a golf cart while lighting a joint.

Capitalist American dog.

there is something about him I just like.

official pilot uniform of Xenu airlines? wtf does he dress up like that to fly by himself? and good call on #3.

but that "dressed like Mr. howell" line at #1 IS hysterical

perhaps he needs a gigantic jet to transport the aliens that inspired his religion. i've heard the scientology aliens detest flying commercial...all those stuardesses are on anti-depressants you know...

Hail Emperor Xirxon for saving this white, rich man's life so that he may contribute more to the cause of Scientology!

I wonder if the name of the plane is "Greased Lightning"?

No it is called the L Ron Hubbard

if this guy ever says anything about diminishing or preventing global warming, his house should be raided and all of the videos with him bound-and-gagged and screaming "But it's dirty back there, Daddy!" should be released to the public

I could park my Ford Focus in his chin-dimple.

The only thing worse than a douche is a fat douche. Way to help out he environment lard ass.

Damn.

If only it would've crashed.

While he was hosting a dinner party in those three dining rooms.

With Britney, Lindsay, Paris and some other no namers being the "invited" guests.

Damn.

To add to #17:

On Tom Cruise's house........while he was inside.

just googled it, his solution to global pollution is moving to other planets

isn't that the same selfish logic that got the world in this fucking shitty situation to begin with?

way to suggest making humankind a bunch of 6-foot tall interplanetary AIDS viruses, you know-nothing untalented fuck

It's a shame he didn't crash, the world could use less scientologists

"Like oh mah god, that was a clossse call, oh mah god."

@19.

Speaking of global pollution, how long do you think we have on this planet before things start to take a turn for the worse.

I haven't exactly watched An Inconvient Truth.

What's really scary is that his co-pilot is actually a congealed mass of his expelled Thetans shaped into a rough humanoid form.

#22 not exactly the world's expert on.. well, on anything

just find it interesting that the "Scientific" solution to pollution, is like a one-night stand, fuck the planet then leave it before morning

what the fuck is "An Inconvenient Truth"?

That Al Gore documentary.

just reread my comment, what i mean is what is so inconvenient about it? needless to say haven't watched it, never will, it's in the Mikey Moore pile of pop-meaningless-bullshit

Al Gore is a corporate tool, always has been always will be

him making a movie about science is like Dr. Phil telling people how to look good

no babies, today!

I don't like to watch depressing stuff like that anyway.

By the way, The Hills Have Eyes 2 was a waste of my hard earned money. I'm thinking about going back to the theatre to protest.

I dunno.

judging from your name, you would actually like al gore's movie. judging from your comment, though, you're probably too stubborn to even try it. like 4 years ago, cock-in-hand was cool, but now it's just getting old, in my HUMBLE opinion, sir.

#29 was for sir shityear, btw

so...when does paris hilton get her airplane license and accidentally crash to the ground? or when does she just...crash?

You know, one of the sad things is that... he bought himself that uniform, didn't he?

I mean, real pilots are either issued them or simply required to wear them. He, on the other hand, bought his so he could pretend to be a pilot.

That's sorta like buying a firefighter's outfit and wear it around because I like to fancy myself being a firefighter...

Wasn't he just on here (or maybe it was another site) preaching about the reality of global warming and how all of us should do our part blah blah blah...? What a fucking asshole. I wish it would have been the end of him. I swear, the bigger the celeb, the smaller the IQ

#28...I'LL GO WITH YOU! need a hand? lol
honestly, protesting the theatre might not be such a good idea, let's just kill the cast and see if they make a 3rd installment

#3 and #5 both make valid and true points

people that fly in privet planes are duches

For shityear

If you havent seen An Inconvenient Truth, how do you know it is "pop-meaningless-bullshit"? Give it 5 minutes, see if you don't watch the rest.

Or shut the fuck up, either way...the planet wins.

"Al Gore is a corporate tool"

Completely true. All the greenies are on the payrolls of the oil companies, just look it up. Anyway, Gore's movie was totally trashed when those 2500 international scientists reported that global warming is probably a hoax and if it isn't, humans aren't responsible for it.

What a douche.

Caption on pic- "Hi! I'm John Revolting!"

Re #38- please don't insult douches...

@34.

You have their addresses?

which 2,500 international scientists? god, i hope you're kidding. i don't think you are. luckily it doesn't really matter what you think. freedom is the real hoax. you think you really make any of your decisions for yourself?

but i'm on your side in a weird way. i wanna see it all go down.

#30 appreciate the opinion, haven't been knighted yet so mr. another will do just fine for now

so, we are not all in agreement that global-warming is a cyclic naturally-occurring phenomenon being used presently to make the populace feel guilt and shame for just being alive and breathing, resulting in further restrictive laws generating money funneled directly upward towards the few and the elite with an ultimate intent toward justifying wholesale elimination of the downtrodden masses?

maybe i do need Gorey-boy to show me The Way, how much is his shitty movie?

btw Al, way to flip-flop on Tobacco campaign-contributions as soon as it became politically incorrect, how much money did your daddy's farms make off of other people's lung cancer again?

What would all of you do today if the world were to end tomorrow? The million dollar question.

the beauty of scientific inquiry is that it is tentative by definition, which means that the potential for denial is infinite. any claim can be doubted. the question is whether you use that feature to see the world with your eyes crossed or not.

danielle. i would have sex with my secret admirer.

and 43- you obviously haven't seen the movie. you are just making more and more of a fool of yourself. but, of course, you can doubt that. i doubt the rest of us do, though.

@45.

Lucky secret admirer.

#41 unfortunately...no. i was sorta kinda hoping YOU did...i just want publicity. lmao

Sure he didn't have any humans on the plane with him, but there were thousands and thousands of thetans trapped inside.

#46 fool? i resemble that remark!

i didn't watch Gladiator to learn about Roman history either

#50. please don't get touchy. nobody's going to judge you for being a fool. in fact, that value system is actually what needs to change if the planet stands a chance. i just honestly think that you would LOVE the al gore movie! okay? that's all i'm sayin'

Sources reveal that the Boeing 707, once called the "Greased Lightning" was recently re-christened the "Lubed Crankshaft."

When asked to comment, Tom Cruise stated that he flies the Lubed Crankshaft every chance he gets.

@52.

LMAO!

very nice, 52

Recent findings indicate temps are increasing not only on earth but throughout solar system. Stupid greenhouse.

can i get a little spritz, douchy mcdouche? it's hot in here.

Who is your secret admirer?

I suppose it's possible that we're in a new cycle, one that's unprecedented in the year-by-year consistency and magnitude of warming, with an impact of industrial gas emissions that's five times greater than the measured effect of solar output variation (the primary source of natural variation in global temperature over time). You know, that type of cycle. We just have to live long enough to see this full cycle several times to know it's natural. But we won't. Dang.

I think he should take his own advice and go live on another planet. He should take Tom Cruise for companionship.

Free Katie!!

WHAT A FREAK!

#51 i have no idea what you're talking about, schack, at this point - you've used "fool" often enough, not sure why
all the arguments for-and-against the topic are to be found outside of the film, i choose not to have Moore's or Gore's slant on subjects, big whoop

yesterday i remarked on the obvious, that Jimmy Kimmel is an unfunny hack, and someone started on about Sarah Silverman! WTF???

i guess that's why this site only covers "safe" people and topics, L.Lohan and the like, some people here get awful offended over nothing

having not ever seen M. Moore's movie, how could it possibly have even 1/1000 as much information as other documentation does? same goes for Gore

is it foolish to know that anything in Gore's movie can be found elsewhere, and with less of a bias and slant? or, is it foolish to refer to someone who realizes that as a "fool"?

i do watch propaganda films occasionally, but only as humor or history, not as a source of information - clever and insidious intermixing of facts and lies

Al Gore's film is propaganda

Al Gore is a corporate tool
Al Gore is a proven lying hypocrite and elitist
Al Gore is responsible for "An Inconvenient Truth"

it is easy to call someone a "fool"

wow. that sounds almost poetic.

those are all very interesting arguments, but ultimately ad hominem arguments. if you haven't seen the movie, though, you can hardly have an opinion about it, and if you've done so much research on the topic, you would be able to actually cite a few of these alleged anti-global-warming scientists.

the al gore movie is what is called a presentation or a lecture. it's an event in which usually educated people participate, in which extensive facts are compiled, and arguments are presented. his arguments were all perfectly sound.

yours are based on delusional paranoia.

I hate this mofo. He wigs me out. If there is an end to civilization, he will certainly be at the helm of it, along with old Tommy boy. And there are no Thetans in his plane, remember he paid a shitload of money to "cleanse" himself of them?? Freaky antichrist SOB.

#1,12 & 52--best comments of the day!

Thank goodness Xenu was his co-pilot.

@ 36 - I did give the movie a shot...he lost me when he turned it all political and started whining about Bush stealing the election...okay, okay, we KNOW and it sucks but wtf does that have to do with global warming?

schack it's cruel to continue playing with the mouse if you're not actually hungry.

I love reading stories like this after reading about how Travolta lectures people on stopping global warming and saving the environment. Just goes to show the rampant hypocrisy of the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do crowd like Travolta, Gore and Suzuki.

If Travolta dies then all the focus on carbon abuse shifts to Al Gore. You know Al, the guy who told the nation at the Democrat Convention that his sister died horribly to lung cancer, which should in no way stop him from taking tobakie money. Oh yeah it didn't but who's counting?

Besides Al Gore flies smaller jets and has at least two aides to service him so he's much less wasteful than Travolta.

And of course, the search for Al Gore votes continues. (Even if a bunch of recounts keeps coming up short.)

#62 wrong, my diatribe in #43 was one of the most extreme conspiracy-theories on the topic i've come across, i'm just starting to research this topic and don't know a hell of a lot about the science behind recent phenomena, i'm learning - the fact is that Al Gore is not going to be one of my references, ever, through that process.

i cannot even entertain the possiblity that you took #43 seriously. please tell me you did not, or, do you really think i seriously think John Travolta's BDSM home-movies should be shown in public?

i am becoming certain something serious is happening to and on planet Earth, it is a question of causes and solutions of course, humans definitely contribute a tremendous amount, but i'm starting to think a tremendous amount has nothing to do with us either.

is peak oil inevitable? does oil really come from dinosaurs? will access to oil only be afforded elites such as Al "Private Jet" Gore in the near future?

they were not ad hominem arguments. Al Gore is a tool. an untrustworthy tool.

A smaller personal jet can't fly from Germany to New York. It can't get at the right altitude and there's not enough fuel. Granted, no one else was in the plane, so it's still kinda douchey.

I had a dream once where John Travolta crashed and burned into a mountain and 3 years later, I was the assistant manager at Carl's Jr. I winked at his wife Kelley and me and her ended up going back to her house and fornicating on a pile of Swordfish dvd's!

WHAT A GREAT DREAM!

Back in the day, the 707 required 3 flight crew members - pilot, copilot, flight engineer. He would most likely need at least 1 other person to fly the thing with him - to operate the engines from the engineer panel at least. When they say he was by himself they probably mean nobody other than the crew was on board.

I like how they made a special note to say he was alone, ya right Tom Cruse was chained up in the back somewhere dressed up as another character from the Village People.

Oh ya and love how he’s helping out on our global warming issues, but I guess that doesn’t apply to him since zenu will save them first.

JT & TCLTC

But in his defense he does own a Prius.....

AWE, WAS HE TRYING TO GO TO OUTERSPACE AGAIN?

Don't believe that "flying by himself from Germany to New York" shit. The douche was trying to go see his alien friends just like L. Ron told him too, from the grave. Tom will be so disappointed; no alien postcards from Travolta's intergalactic vacation, maybe this summer.

i'm so glad he gets to criticize everyone else for what we're doing (or not doing) to help the environment, but he flies long-distance trips by himself in a ridiculously large plane. i don't care if he owns a prius, from now on he doesn't get to criticize anything i do. yeah, i drive an SUV, but i don't fly around the world in planes the size of a house.

I sure hope he was on his way to deliver another lecture about the dangers of global warming.

What a piece of shit he is.

Does he think no one's watching?

It was more political correct if he was flying with an hangglider from Germany to New york.

i heard it only cost him 3 million at the time he bought it. Even an upper middle calss person could afford that. Its like sir richard branson who bought his island for $300,000 and rent it out for more than that a month know.
I dont hate travolta he keeps scientology to himself majority of the time. He does not preach trys to stay out of the spotlight most of the time

The difference between boys and men are the prices of their toys?That's why i've the letters XL (extra luxury) behind the brandname of my car on the back of the trunk.

stop wishing he'd crashed. its a qantas plane. qantas never crashes.

p.s. im gonna have to agree with #79, travolta may be a douche, but at least hes not tom cruise.

Nice hat. Is he flying for quief airlines?

Big deal. One time I had to make an emergency landing in my private airliner due to mechanical trouble. Only instead of a private airliner, it was my 87 Chevy Celebrity. And instead of having to land, I had to pull over because my bumper fell off in the middle of town. Man, his life is a lot better than mine...

Make that Queef airlines!

79 There is no way Upper Middle Class can afford a $3 million airplane. Check your figures again.

Queef airline, HAHAHAHA!! Love it!

#79 No, ambrosia, that's not a plane an upper middle "calss" person could afford. It's obvious you're not gonna be majoring in economics when and if you ever get to college. Since he doesn't rent it out, maybe you should research hanger fees, fuel costs and maintenance. It's a pig for fuel. Have fun.

#70 squirrel, how does Boeing 707 translate to small personal jet? You need to hook up with ambrosia.

i'm pretty sure 70 was saying that John Travolta HAD to fly the 707 because a smaller jet wouldn't be able to make it from where Germany to New York. but since he had so much room, he might as well have brought 10000 cases of heineken with him

from Germany to New York**

wups

He very much looks like his personal savior, L. Ron Hubbard, especially the jaunty cap'n hat that signifies nothing but eccentricity. L. Ron would be proud.

anothershityear, don't get worked up about what schack says. He's a douche and a troll, and evidently not smart enough to acknowledge that if the source is a liar, a shill, a hypocrite and known for changing his opinions to suit his immediate corporate backers... that MAYBE a documentary and lecture are NOT reliable enough to be worth seeing.

Maybe when schack grows up, he can get a brain transplant from Hans Delbruck instead of Abby Normal.

ambrosia, are you fucking kidding? Where are you living, where the upper middle class can flit around in jets whenever they want to (with all the upkeep, taxes, fuel, shelter fees, etc)? Are the streets paved with gold on your street? I live in an upper middle class area and nobody around here flies one of those tiny dinky planes, let alone a 707!

And Travolta actually does push Scientology in a more subtle way -- what other green celebs urge us to go to other planets?!

Anyway, I imagine he had a pilot and copilot, and they were all busy shtupping up there, which is how they failed to notice that the damn plane was low on fuel.

#88 heyheyhey, good point, I was trying to read that another way, but it made no sense until I reread the caption's last line saying if he was flying a smaller jet it would've been embarassing, so now squirrel makes sense.

Sorry, squirrel. Do NOT hook up with ambrosia, she's an idiot. I think her dad gives her her allowance in M & M's. Upper middle class people do shit like that when they're not buying massive old over-polluting jets.

Well he BETTER have had a 2nd Officer and Flight Engineer, the 707 is NOT certified for single pilot operation. If he was flying it by himself he'll have some splain'n to do, it's illegal.

He has smaller and more importantly MUCH more fuel efficient corporate jets that could make the hop from Germany to NY with fuel to spare.

#93 You know he made them hide in the head. Also, as much as likes to pose as chief pilot, he usually flies right seat.

that blows my mind that he was driving it by himself

Captain Vinny Barbarino....who's the stewardess on that thing, Horseshack? What an idiot, and the Hollywood holier than thous tell us to drive a Prius when the pricks drive 707's... Too bad he didn't plow that thing into the Atlantic.

The only emergency landing pilot boy here makes is when he "accidentally" trips, Cialis-laden cock forward, onto some unsuspecting pool boy.

maybe he forgot the scientology aliens were in his 5..he could have called for some help without having to land..also you know what they say about guys that drive big trucks...he must have a vagina

Dried clipped toenails oven roasted.

anothershityear you sound like a dittoheaded rump swab. Do you download your answers from Rush? Learn to think for yourself, do a little research, and you will quickly learn how stupid what you are saying sounds. And Gore fipped on the tabacco issue, as did his family farm, when his sister got lung cancer and died. Tends to change a person's perspective. So do some research, and maybe you can flipflop yourself. Or, waste your life learning about what superstars did last night at The Ivy.

Actually people... he didn't have to buy himself the uniform he is an ambassador for Qantas- Australia's main airline, thats why theres a Q on his hat. It's not the official uniform though, its the show one.

Smaller personal jets COULD fly from Germany to New York and he couldn't have been by himself cause you can't fly a 707 by yourself you legally need 3 crew members.

Travolta is tops, he may be old and he may be gay but he owns his own 707 and lets face it... thats totally cool!

I am just happy he left Germany again. I watched the show and John Travolta looked like a giant hippo with greasy hair and a pale face...and I thought Scientology keeps you healthy.....and in shape....vitamins and working out wasnt that their way to go...I guess if thats the case John is a part-time scientologist

there is something about him I DON'T like about him ..is he the antichrist?

#100 i've never heard an episode of Rush, could you please tell all of us what he says about things?

tell me if i'm mistaken, A.Gore took efforts to convince his fellow tobacco farmers he was one of them, in a speech held years after his sister had passed away (i am not mistaken)

i will watch Gore's take on the science of the environment, right around the same time i'll watch a George W lecture about Quantum Mechanics and String Theory (namely never)

is that a leader, only realizing something is bad when one of 'his own' is affected?

Quick he better inflate "Buddy" the autopilot..hmmmm maybe that is why he is flying alone.....

#87 It doesn't. I wasn't saying that he was IN a small personal jet. I was responding to the original post suggesting that he should have been in one instead. I was pointing out that a smaller plane would not have been a reasonable choice.
You are very critical. It's just celeb gossip. Lighten up.

Why does that man have a Compaq logo on his hat?

He needs to emergency land into Tom Cruise's asshole...seen one, seen the other, heard one, heard the other...these freakin people are aliens (really real ones), better protect you ass from their ass-probes...

John doesn't even have a commercial license (despite the uniforms) He couldn't pass the commercial checkrides. Let alone the Airline transport ratings. He's VFR restricted on his jet type ratings, can't even be the PIC on a Citation in the clouds. He's a private pilot. . and ya right. . .he flies it all by himself (under the guidance of a VERY experienced copilot/flight instructor)

www.landings.com databases. . He's a PHONY

..and when he finally landed, the mechanic went into the cockpit, restarted the engine (which was working fine), to which Travolta exclaimed, "what the F!@# is that noise?