Apr 17 2007John Travolta is delusional

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One step away from being a couch jumper? Or is he that far away.

wedgeone wouldn't know a wally post if one was wedged up his ass.

Hahahahahahahaha! Faggot.

Can't ever get the image of him saying "Mr. Kott-tear" out of my mind. He'll never be a pop culture icon like Elvis or Marilyn, because he never did anything new or original. Except for going insane with L. Ron.

JTLTC, Just like Tom Cruise.

Is that Timothy Allen Dick behind him?

What's with the fucking do-rag? Is the Church of Scientology starting a street gang for fat-ass hammy actors?

Wally only knows the post of his prison cell buddy as it splits his colon apart.

You don't KNOW ME! You are as worthless as a used condom. Or as Edna Bambrick. Get a fucking life.

Plus Elvis and Marilyn don't have a secret spaceship to the moon and he totally does.

So he's covered.

And shhhh... Don't tell Travolta that's Tim Allen! He thinks it's for real Santa!

#5- Wedgeone, I believe it was Freedie "boom-boom" Washington that repeatedly said "Mr. Kott-tear?"
Barbrino was fond of saying "Whut, weir!"

WTH is Tim Allen doing in the background?
Where are these two, anyway?
Is this a convention at the retirement home? Do they offer viagra and prune juice for the delusional old timers?

Why must all scientology people act crazy? Travolta is as big a star as Elvis and Marilyn?! Umm, sure...

And how old is he now, like 50 maybe? And how long has he believed in Scientology, 10 years tops? So if he wants to claim it was his beliefs and Scientology that kept him alive, okay then, Scientolgy got your through your old man 40's, but what got you through your hard partying 20's and 30's?! Can't really claim that was Scientology, can you?

And what's this about Bill Clinton? Clinton isn't in to this Scientology stuff also, is he?! People are crazy!

His brains must be suffering from the Saturdaynightfever.

Look at his smug little butterface. Punch-alicious.
There must be some sort of algorithm that can be worked out...the corruption of your "religion" has a direct proportional link to how how many chins you have, or the self-satisfied glint in your eye.
"I talked to Clinton who talked to Chancellor Kohl and things have improved since then."
That comment gives me the creepy crawlies.

For a good larf I suggest any one of you do a bit of reading up on the foundations of Scientology. That intergalactic alien overlord shit is just the tip of the iceberg of deliciousness.

Scientologists yapping about their religion is just as tiresome as when other religious people yap about theirs. Not that I ever took Scientology seriously as a system of belief before, but ever since I saw that South Park episode about it (may have been the Tom Cruise closet episode), I can't take any Scientologist seriously as an intelligent person. Xenu? Really? Levels? Thetans? REALLY? Scientologists be crazy.

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He never killed himself because he was too busy worrying about how to hide the fact that he was gay.

Who has time to kill yourself when you're so busy cleaning cum outta your mouth before your phoney wife gets home?

He must be a pitcher, not a catcher. What guy would want fuck him anyway? I know gays are into the whole "I'd rather put my dick in another man's sweaty hairy poorly-wiped anus" but still, at this point Travolta's butt has got to be pimply and loose as well. Yeah, you certainly want a piece of that magic...

If Scientology is so awesome, how come he's a fat washed up ugly fuck with a shit career.

I wouldn't pay to see one of his movies - he's lucky he can live off Grease residuals. Bet he's kicking himself now he didn't jump on the Grease 2 bandwagon.

Blech.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WITH BILL CLINTON:

Travolta agreed to make his portrayal of Clinton in Primary Colors more flattering if Clinton agreed to have a security advisor go to Germany to negotiate on behalf of Scientology

http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/governmentsting.html

#14 ...Thank you, LMAO.

"Oh my god Tom, you've gotta come outta the closet!"

In Germany they still think that Scientology is a moneymaking cult and the fact that they brainwash their members kind of proves that. A bunch of lost souls.
They're just too many of them in Hollywood.

John Travolta was banned from the resort at Pebble Beach for groping the masseur. Love that he is so freaking important
that he will fly in his 747 alone all the time, and he made a comment recently that he isn't much of an environmentalist!
No shit, Vinnie! He said that we should forget about saving this planet, and concentrate on building civilizations on other planets.

Tell you what, get in your fucking airplane and shoot for another planet....and take your boyfriends Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas with you!

Poor Travolta, he all confused.
He's prayin to the wrong guy.
He oughtta be tossin Tarantino's salad for plucking him from obscurity and puttin him in Pulp Fiction. If he hadn't, Johnny'd be doin "Look Who's Talkin 8: Straight to DVD!!" by now.

His wife is trying to/is pregnant with #3?! Oh, fuck! Now Scientology is taking the Catholic approach to multiplying its membership? Mo' Money, mo' money!

He's using that damn scarf to cover up his G.I.Joe spray on hair.

he's name dropping

He killed all his brain cells squeezing into those tight pants in the 70s.

I don't blame Travolta for his remarks...it's got to be the body thetans talking. Time to write another mother-huge check, grab the electric soup cans, and audit those evil bastards right back into their volcano. Travolta can credit Scientology for his success, if that makes him happy. As long as he spells "Scientology" as "Q-U-E-N-T-I-N T-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-O."

Well, he is as FAT as Elvis was when he died. Maybe he'll also croak while taking a dump?

travolta? gay. cruise? gayer. so that means scientology ..... i'm so tired of useless rich people. you have more money yeay, most of them don't even know how to enjoybeing rich all of them are paranoid, drug addicts, anorexic..you get the point. when i watch tv or a movie i like i just like what i watched i don't spend my days wishing i knew more about that person who played that part..this is why my favorite tv show is the griffins...its a cartoon...i don't see stewie all over people magazine...

Travolta was almost gone, but then he did Pulp Fiction. Damn you, Tarentino! Damn you to hell!

Get rid of Travolta, he's an overrated actor, I have no idea why he's this famous.

#14 - honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah-

you said:
"Look at his smug little butterface. Punch-alicious."

I don't know where you're from, but where I'm from saying somebody has a "butterface" means everything but their face is hot, like Fergie or Daniel Craig. Since this is Travolta and we've seen him shirtless I don't think you can safely use the term.

Just say "smug little face and whale body"

I feel sorry for him. I mean, I like hime, enjoy his performances. But if he is THAT delusional. poor guy.

If they want to convince people that Scientology isn't bullshit, they should get better spokespeople. Tom Cruise and John Travolta only hurt the cause.

The irony will be delicious when he crashes his personal jumbo jet.

I'm totally going to Hastings on my lunch break to get that Hubbard book.

Travolta? Isn't that Xenuan for Man Kisser?

Just cause you eat a dozen deep fried peanut butter and jam sandwiches a day doesn't mean your Elvis fat ass. Now shut the fuck up and go back to felating Mr Cruise.

"but I haven't had a cup of water in over eight years" should read "but I haven't had 20 pork pies topped with chocolate ice cream at one sitting in over eight years."

33 - It's not so much where I'm from*, but the fact that I abuse overheard slang to my own ends without looking into the meaning. Butterface doesn't sound flattering so i thought it fit.
How bout this: that do rag makes JT look like a wigga. Oh snap!!
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*rural Canada. Enough said

Caption on pic- "HI! I'm John Revolting!"

Marilyn Monroe? Elvis? Please. This guy sucks, and so does his "religion".

#20, good article.

hey-the last time i read a newspaper over here, Angela Merkl is still the leader. And although the scientology nonsense is tolerated here, my opinion is that only because the Germans are just extremely tolerant on a personal and national level. I live in a village, and we even have a little shop here on the outskirts peddling the xenu, hopefully the prevailing practicality will win out and they won't make money here and leave.

He felt up another massuse in Saftey Harbor (Clearwater) Florida. Us gays boys know enough to steer clear of this heffer. He has to rent-a-pilot so him and his trick can fly in circles in his plane. From what I understand he's a top.....Pity the poor soul who has to rinse out his poopy drawers.

#10 - They all ripped off each other's lines, except when Freddie said "Hi There!" in that really deep fake voice.

Did Horseshack have any memorable lines from that show? Because we all know how memorable his career has been ....

god, not only do we have to look at him, we have to hear him speak as well?

"my opinion is that only because the Germans are just extremely tolerant on a personal and national level"

Yeah, I've heard that about the Germans.

I hate this jet plane driving asshole, he pollutes this great planet with all these emissions, I'd like to shove this prick on planet Thetan, Oh and his films suck, seriously how many good flims has this tit made? About 4 thats how many in like 30 years or something! WAY TO GO LEGEND TRAVOLTA.

Everybody trying to figure out his sex life is kinda funny.... it goes like this people: insert tab A into slot B.....

#46- "Ooh! Ooh-ooh!" *raises hand frenetically*

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Any questions?

He is way overrated. In his wildest dreams he couldn't compare to Marilyn or Elvis. It must be a side effect from that "religion" of his.

He can't kill himself because he's too busy trying to hide the fact that his son has autism. Oh, yeah, that's right, scientologists aren't allowed to have a child with a disability, so they just lie. What a fat shmuck he is when he could actually do some good and help out the autism community.

Notice he said MARILYN first. That's because that's who he is during role plays with his lover and his lover plays Elvis. John even has a Marilyn wig collection, that thing over his head is what you wear under a wig... he's so silly. Trav it's not a hat and you know it, now you go put that back in the closet along with your soul and a chained up Tom Cruise.

Stupidtology (and it's all stupidology; every last one of the invisible product seller organizations that idiots believe in)is for retards who can't think for themselves, fuck if anyone is ever going to try to tell me what life is about and all that creationist bullshit and on top of it try to charge me $$$$ for the "knowledge". Pittiful.

P.s. He bribed Bill Clinton, yep that tool is a cock lover too. You think that a STRAIGHT PRESIDENT with all that power and money would choose Mondica the whale Blewinski. NO.

that is a fat head!

Travolta & Tom Cruise would do well in Broke Back, shit I might go see it...

This evil bastard is planning the end of the world. He's always talking about living on other planets & shit. And Tim Allen has been taken in by Scientology?? What a turd.

"the Germans are just extremely tolerant on a personal and national level."

Right...remind me again what happened to all those Jews?

#59 Tom Cruise stuck them up his ass, this guy makes me sick to think how freakin fake he is to society..if I was gay, I wouldn't fake it, and pretend to have a baby & a marriage.

Travolta..you are old..stay home with your kids and show Brittney how parents should be..It's not about you anymore..

He needs to quit bragging about flying a plane, big f'n deal..small children have flown planes, so what. Is that all he can do, coz acting is over for him.

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/ < -- Unfunny truth about Scientology.

I love how people make up religions and then stupid people follow them, Travolta, Cruise, since you like following stupid shit.. go follow that so-called anti-christ in Guatemala, sounds about your speed...

#54 his son has autism? and is being treated by Scientologists? I must totally re-evaluate my opinion of Travolta and say that I now believe he belongs in prison. It doesn't matter how much money he has, child protective services can slam his ass. Where did you get this information??

They say their son, Jett, has Kawasaki Disease...which is caused by environmental chemicals like those in carpet cleaners. There is no actual test for that disease, but he is being treated for it, nonetheless.

Scientologists deny ADHD exists because there is no test that diagnoses it. Fucking morons. Scientologists do not "believe" in psychiatry, but they need it more than anyone!!! Why isn't there a mass suicide pact for these idiots?

I can't believe Kelly Preston wouldn't get her child the medical attention he so rightly deserves! They've wasted all these years, and that should be a crime.

People like him get away with everything, shit they probably kill people at that Scientology place and then change them into robot aliens...

Name dropping and over-inflating himself? Say it isn't so! I guess that Scientology crap has messed with his head. He used to be so down to earth. What a shame.

I knew a guy once, his wife died in his 30s, and he drifted into Scientology down in Florida for about 2 years. They made him sign a contract to basically work for them for 2 years with almost no pay, promoting their cult, selling their shit to other confused and hurting people. And if you try to get out of it, they SUE THE SHIT out of you. They are the most litigious bunch going. Pure fucking evil, in my book.

I have two children in my family with autism and I am very active in the autism community. Kelly Preston use to call one of the autism organizations all the time and it was well known that her son was autistic within the organization. They weren't allowed to tell anybody. They asked her to be a spokesperson for them and she wouldn't. Kawasaki disease is bullshit. But, he's not the only high profile actor that has an autistic kid and keeping it a secret. It's disgusting.

OK, so he's ashamed of his kid and this makes autistic kids look bad...You better wake up, coz if you don't get outta that cult, it's not gonna matter if he's autistic..you sending him a one-way ticket straight to HELL, asshole!

MR. TRAVOLTA... Did you see my Mommie,,I think her name is Brittney,,I can't find her...Please someone help me...

Remember him dribbling that ball in Grease with his pants pulled up like SO high! Not that I like Elvis either but like John Travolta is about at Vince Vaughan fame level as Domestic Disturbance is like the only movie where he shows any acting prowess

I'm a Scientologist and I'll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it's a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let's look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology... Let's assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you'll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It's OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don't assume that what you've been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?

HTTP://WWW.WHATISSCIENTOLOGY.ORG

Since the cult doesn't let their victims surf the internet, there must be some Scientology propaganda bot that posts that kind of rubbish in blog comments.

John Travolta is one of the greatest and most versatile actors in Hollywood or anywhere else. To whoever wrote that he is delusional I say:
You are a total Bonehead. Do yourself a favor and find a new career besides the one you have trying to be a critic. Criticize bozo-ness not greatness.
Didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction? You Fool.

John Travolta is one of the greatest and most versatile actors in Hollywood or anywhere else. To whoever wrote that he is delusional I say:
You are a total Bonehead. Do yourself a favor and find a new career besides the one you have trying to be a critic. Criticize bozo-ness not greatness.
Didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction? You Fool.

John Travolta is one of the greatest and most versatile actors in Hollywood or anywhere else. To whoever wrote that he is delusional I say:
You are a total Bonehead. Do yourself a favor and find a new career besides the one you have trying to be a critic. Criticize bozo-ness not greatness.
Didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction? You Fool.

Scientologyis a cult. Ron L Hubbard GOD ? seriously !!
I think they're all on drugs and now the Travolta family has just paid the highest price for blind devotion to a sci fi writer.

Sorry, I meant L RON HUBBARD