Apr 24 2007Joe Francis serving time, going nuts

Aww, poor baby.

Take it from someone who knows ... they ain't putting a guy convicted of criminal conempt with a 35 day sentence in with a fucking cop-killer ... it just ain't happening. I call bullshit on this !

This guy is my fucking HERO.
He's made millions by talking drunk college chicks to flash their tits. I wish I had thought of that, I could have made at least $1.98 with the same concept.

Too bad his brain is rotting away from the syphilis he contracted from Paris.

Out of all the nasty fucked up things he's done and recorded on video, THIS IS WHAT HE GETS BUSTED FOR??? What the deuce!
Justice System Gone Wild!!!!

P.S. Bend over and take it like a man, you foot cramp

What is up with chode boys smile?

Looks like he is trying to take a shit!

#2...I agree, embellishment for entertainment purposes

Ass blasted by a cop killer. Sounds like justice to me...

Yeah, right. Like you've never cranked off to his videos before. This guy no more forced those chicks to show their titties than I did. I don't know what the fuss is all about. You only wish YOU were this rich and famous.

He looks like the Joker in Batman. Look at his mouth. He's sure got a purty mouth...

He should have just felched more Xanax out of his ass-pharmacy.

Wait that news is on the radio right now. It's true, only he's right in the next cell. Also, Joe has 23 days left. He's suffering full blown anxiety attacks.

I bet he's curled up in a corner in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Or the guy next door is sucking his dick. That would help MY anxiety...

I hate his face.

#10 That's an insult to Mr. J.

#9, I am only upset because the guys I've gotten drunk and sexually humiliated were too ashamed to tell anyone, let alone press charges. They just skulked off with their dicks hanging limply between their legs, vowing to never, ever try to take advantage of a woman ever again.

That'll learn 'um.

What a little girl... 35 days in a county jail and he goes nuts? What the hell?

#2, he's probably in county, and by "cell mate" i'm sure the media means just some random asshat in yelling distance.

Take it from someone else who knows.. jails are a tad louder then libraries.

What is girls gone wild??? sorry dont live in america and had never heard of this guy or girls gone wild till i saw this story on the net!

How do you 'miss the medication cart' in jail? Seriously. Are the inmates roaming around like free range chickens or what? I've never been to jail, but it seems to me like when the medication cart comes around they shouldn't have all the inmates moving around freely. I'm just sayin. I picture the junkies running to it like kids to the ice cream man...

"$5,010"...what the fuck is the extra $10 for? What, an even $5K would have been too simple, they had to throw in the extra $10?!

I guess it's hard to make the adjustment from a huge house full of people kissing your ass to a tiny cell in a jail full of people who would like to beat your ass down. Still, it's hard to feel sorry for a guy who got rich getting suckers to buy videos of "college girls" acting like whores (or whores acting like "college girls", not sure which). He's a douchebag. It'd be nice if he learned something from this experience, but he probably won't. He'll probably brag about how he's done time to get stupid drunk chicks to show their titties and go on being the same asshole he always. He almost makes Britney look good by comparison. Almost.

That little shit needs to learn to take his punishment like a man.

did he think to bring his soap-on-a-rope?

I wonder if he gets cigarettes in the pen for lifting his shirt?

there's something incredibly awkward about his mouth/face shape. ew.

Francis is nothing but a glorified rapist. Here is one of hundreds of articles on the subject. I'm surprised it's taken this long to throw this dirt bag in jail. Finally a problem he can't just throw money at. Nice ignorant comment NotTheMomma. Sorry, we're not all pathetic pervs.

http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story

This news made my day!

26- looks like the classic underbite to me

Sorry, cut link.
http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story

Grrr, won't fit. Oh well, just Google 'LA times Claire Hoffman Joe Francis'. Great article.

#27, oh, so you're the decider of ignorant comments now.
These dumb cunts know what they're getting into when they get drunk around a bunch of testosterone filled college guys. I don't feel sorry for them at all. And it's ignorant fucks like you who can't grasp that concept.
Hot chick + lots of booze + horny college guys = clothes being taken off.
You can't tell me these women don't know that something could happen if they get drunk.
It's not ok for a guy to screw a drunk chick, but it's ok for a drunk chick to take her clothes off and beg for it. Whatever.
Post again and I'll make a dumbass out of you again.
What's that in your hand? Oh...your ass, I just handed it to you. Dork.

everytime i see him, i want to smash his face in. ESPECIALLY since i read that article about him in the LA Times...WHAT a freaking JERK!!!

#26...as #29 stated, underbite...that and a bad nose job!

This should be titled "Joe Francis serving time, fellating nuts"

For accuracies sake and shit

I want this to be true, but I'm skeptical.

God, if you can hear me, PLEASE let Joe Francis get brutally raped in the ass. Thanks.

Im sure his anxiety is off the charts. Prison is a helluva place to do a rapid drug detox. hahahahaha

i saw part of a "Shockumentary" about Spring Break...oh my God...these kids are so STUPID nowadays. They have this feeling of entitlement and immortality like i've never seen...unreal.

#32 You speak of others being ignorant, the "dumb cunts" being ignorant... yet you would speak for these women by saying they knew what they were in for?
Now that is true ignorance.
The only way this bound-for-a-seat-beside-Hilter-in-hell fool can even get close to girls is by making sure they're drunk. He even pays for the drinks in order to shove a piece of paper into their face(the waiver saying that he can profit from anything they do, thereby screwing them out of any money he'll make) and then turns the cam on.
This man preys on the fact that women who simply want some good natured fun trust that they, like men, can go out, get buckwild and leave it in the club.
The fact that he'll eventually put out his works to the public, humilliating women in the process, does not make him admirable.
it makes him scum. And you being his worshiper Notthemama, well, that makes you something even worse...pity you're not in that cell with him. Sounds like you two would be quite close.

Pwned

Hilarious commenytary by Superfish.

Joe Fra... okay this douche isn't worth any of my time so writing his entire name gives him way more credit than he deserves. All I can ask is could the judge PLEASE order him to wear a policeman uniform for the duration of his jail time ... you know since his ward mate is a convicted cop killer.

* comentary
In my defense my fingers were covered in massage oil, because hot poeple have sexy massages in the middle of the day while ugly people do ugly things ... like send faxes.

Holy shit #37-- i can't stop laughing.
GOLD!

I hope he gets bent over the bedrail so many times he has to shit in a bag for the rest of his misbegotten life.

Then someone starts taping his eventual drunken escapades ands sells them under a "Douchebags with Shredded Colons Gone Wild."

Observations that may be self-evident:

1) Francis looks like the bastard son of Jon Lovitz and The Joker.

2) Francis is a bad name to have in jail.

3) #32 likes sniffing Francis' shitstains.

4) There is a lot of misogyny and exploitation in this world and girls would be advised take precautions and use the legal system to their advantage.

5) This gives me hope that Paris may be the next one to get thrown in the pokey to get wrinkled out by a bunch of bull-dykes.

Being a woman, i don't EVER think a woman is "asking" to be raped...but you need to be SMART about the situations you put yourself in. In the LA Times article...he rapes her, she didn't want the sex (and she said she was a virgin)...BUT she was also stupid for putting herself in that bus, drunk, ALONE with men. Also, he is providing ALCOHOL to underage girls...18 being the primary age he is looking for (MINORS). the incident in question took place in Chicago, where the drinking age is 21. how has he NOT been nailed for THAT?!?!?!?

I think this guy is what you would get if you genetically combined a large mouth bass with a human.

I will be first in line to buy the video.

READ the LA Times article! it is a TRAINWRECK and he is a SCUMBAG...he prowls for little girls, gets them drunk and films them. the girls do it because they think they will be "discovered" and become a celebrity...it is a GREAT article.

Who is this monkey spunk again?

I am so happy to see all of these comments tearing this motherfucker a new asshole, God knows he better get it worked in for the assplowings he's going to get. How many girls gone wild do you think had absentee daddies who were locked down? Hey, Joe, you know why you like them so tight? Good, then you'll understand what's about to happen to you.

"Francis is a bad name to have in jail"
LOL

Francis is the gayest name I know...dumbass should of changed it before he went to jail...

if all those drunk girls fathers would wait in line to punch this turd in the mouth it would be 1000 miles long

Im gonna agree with notthe mother or whatever um being on GGW and claiming rape is like going to the inner city with an expensive car leaving keys in and door open and being suprised it got stolen. They actively seek the party and even if he buys them drinks did he hold their nose and make them drink it.

good. i hate that mofo.

Another day in jail crying his little eyes out! You gotta love it people. This moron is such a loser! As a Bay County resident I can say that Joey boy is in jail by himself, not in the cell with Robert Bailey. He spent yet another day in the courtroom crying! Take another look at the Panama City News Herald for pics of cry baby hiding his face. =)

FAGS GONE WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He looks like a big doofess that lost his puppy....dude, your not God just coz u film pussy...enjoy the lockup, no pussy there. Oh yea, u sure did miss out on alot of pussy last weekend at the prom, too bad...

So sad for your old jail ass...have fun. summer in Florida, hell yea...too bad for u,,,wouldn't wanna be ya....

surprised that u weren't in Florida last month being arrested at Flagler Beach on perverted justice on dateline nbc,,that's about your style..it was so funny..watching them squirm and trying to run out the door...

54--So carjackers shouldn't be held responsible for stealing cars because some dumb guy left his hot ride there? A crime was committed. Period. You are a stupid cunt. I hope you get raped at a party and then come back and tell everyone how you feel about the law.

dear Jesus,

Please make sure Joe Francis is ass raped and has to suck cock while in jail.
Oh and bless mom, dad, and baby sis

Amen

If this is true, couldn't've happened to a nice douchebag.

Why do u think he broke the law? He wanted raped in jail and wanted to be their sex slave....

Wow NotTheMomma, you write like an extremely educated and intelligent person. Thank you for proving my point for me... and for making yourself look like a completely misogynistic asshole.

For those who have nothing better to say about Joe Francis hear this. Joe Francis is the poster boy for Capitalistic America. Sure Joe Frances made millions off of exploiting drunken girls willing to trade 15 mins of fame for a silly little shirt. But the most important thing about this fellow is he had a vision, an entrepreneurial spirit and willingness to risk it all. Some of the wealthiest individuals, quintessential risk takers, made their mark by exploiting others. Bill Gates for instance exploited Steve Jobs by stealing his ideas and is now the richest man in America. Big oil exploits you every day by increasing gas prices and passing on the tab while recording record breaking profits. The Iraq war was billed as a disarmament case while oil was slipped under the rug. At least with Joe Francis’ video’s you knew what you were getting. Softcore porn with a hardcore edge.

All that and he's STILL going to jail! AHAHAHAHAHA

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I ll go to a party but i wont drink a shitload first and go into a room with some random guy that is not a party GGW is a buissness mechanism known world wide furthermore im not saying the car thief should not be punished im just saying the person is a dumass you turned by analogy to be irrelevant. Those girls knew what they were getting into. THem ( the ones that bitch and lie rape)that Duke girl the Kobe girl and a line of whores before and after them nned to be sterilized.
What about Britney Paris LLindsey i thought they "deserved' it. At least they have a price for certain things a fucking t-shirt please

THIS BASTARD DOES NOTHING BUT EXPLOIT CHILDREN AND WOMEN.....HE IS A LOSER AND I'M SURE HE'S HAVING FUN IN JAIL............

What about lethal injection?

Joe francis is innocent.

GGW = Greatest videos ever.