Apr 10 2007Joe Francis gets arrested

Joe Francis, meet Ben Dover.

haha dumbass!!

is this the Decade of Dufus?

it wasn't my little pony, it was Barbie

I know now there is a god. I am having a great day at work, just listening to my new Zune and then I find out the world's slimiest greaseball is arrested.

Free Mandela!!!

@5 free mandela?

In addition to the bad nose job, looks like he has had lip injections and ZOOM whitening on his teeth. And God knows what other procedures. He is the consummate douchebag. The standard to which all other douchebags must aspire....

How dare you taint My Little Pony like that!

and I'm with you #1. I hope he has Guys Gone Wild on his ass. Horray! I'm celebrating. Who wants a Bloody Mary?

#8 I DO!!!

I heard he was dating Dakota Fanning.

This fucking jackoff needs to be stopped. If he was just a regular guy, they'd comb through his legal history and personal records to see how they could keep him in jail. Sadly I'm picturing a bunch of cops high-fiving him as they read the charges and say "niiiiiccce!" as he counts fifties to hand out to them.
While he's in custody, everyone he's ever wronged needs to help make the charges stick so he will truly be fucked in a very uncomfortable place.

This is too funny. He got arrested in Panama City. It's not like Miami, it's like Deliverence down there in the Panhandle. It's not a good place for a Jew from LA or his cornhole. All those inbred rednecks are smacking their lips.

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Bad Nose Job and he needs to stop waxing his eyebrows...he looks like Joan Crawford.

Is that the guy from Goonies?

hahahaha! i cant wait for the first time someone tells him to bend over and shut the fuck up

Joe blows, literally.

Who fucking grins like that in a police mug shot?? Maybe he's anticipating that he'll have a porn career in "Inmates Goin' Wild ... Cornhole Style!"

What possesses any chick to show a goofball like Joe their tits, anyway? How gullible are these ex-cheerleaders? How drunk did Joe get them?

He looks like Alfred E Newman.

once can only hope some convict knocks out his 4 front teeth, that way he can't bite down when Pitbull is makin him his bitch.

What excellent news. As everyone else has already pointed out, he truly is the ultimate douchebag! I hope the legal system recognizes his status as the ultimate douchebag and throws the book at him and finds any excuse they can to lock him up for as long as they can. No more Joe in the media = a happier world for all!

and #8 - "guys gone wild on his ass"...that's just too fuckin nasty haha!!! But if anyone deserves it, he does...

Joe Frances... without Pantses is in the slammer!!!

Him and his Chicklet teeth...what a molester

wow. this guy is going to have fun in prison.
And please leave the My Little Ponies out of this. I cringe to think of this guy having anything to do with Firefly!

Oh come on Samanta!!!

Oh come on Mona!!!

he looks so puffy!! from years and years of hard drug abuse. What a man to look up to eh?

smarmy Italians suck infected donkey foreskin

He reminds me of a character on Wallace and Grommit.

You tell them Holly J!!!

Other than I am hoping he gets gang raped in prison, is there any reason to comment on the butt munch?

I would rather arugue with Holly J about Uma boob size

The fact that this guy is smiling in his mugshot makes me wonder; was Joe Francis born this big of a douchebag or is it something he has had to work at over the years, you know, really practice and hone into the fine specimen of douchebaggery we see before us?

****pulling out AMA real-boob statistical charts and photos of Uma from puberty to present****

23--AWESOME!! ahahahaha
What a great newspiece to read today! Couldn't have happened to a nicer prick. I hope his fellow prisoners stuff his ass like a T-giving turkey.

I hope he gets shanked, either by a makeshift knife or a big black cock, i'd be happy with either one.

What's with this site lately? Post after post on people who aren't even celebrities. Kim Kardashian, Joe Francis, Charlotte Church, Jason from Laguna Beach.

and then the commentary is inane crap like:

"Nice mugshot, dude. This looks like it was taken on the set of Charles in Charge. If you zoomed out you'd see he was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt and holding a My Little Pony lunch box."

I mean seriously, did ANYBODY find that "joke" funny?

28 "hone into the fine specimen of douchebaggery" LOL!!

31 I vote for a maddened tribe of angry cocks

Who cares about that ugly scum? I bet all he does is sit in his sofa, watching TV and farting all day long. DIE!

He looks like Zach Braff's mongoloid brother, Stevie.

Jesus Christ....he looks like an whiny little fucking turd. good gravy. what a fucking geek.

Lest we forget, Joe's fudge has been packed before. (And there's video to prove it). He's an old hand, so to speak.

Yes, Madrid is right...that video's out there somehwere.
This is funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpmWqPUpFUY

I wondered what ever happened to Ralph Macchio.

Picked up at the airport, eh? Not that he was trying to dodge his court appearance or anything. I wonder if they sent Dog after him. What a start to the new season.

I saw PrettyBaby on one of his shows.That is a secret she does NOT want anyone to know.

Golden shower.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

they were not forced just mad it got recorded and their dads saw it at 3am i think joes hot his personaliy more than his face

God, I'm glad this Dickbag is finally getting what he deserves. He's so far from being even remotely attractive but thinks he's the shit because drunk dumb college sluts will do him and let him tape them. Here's a tip...Drunk dumb college sluts will do anyone.

That comment about it looking like Charles in charge, that's damn funny.

Let we forget... Not only has there already been heavy traffic through his steampipe alley, but he once physically assaulted a female newspaper reporter.

So classy.

If everything is as it should be, he should be on his fourth or fifth deeep and meaningful relationship by now. By deep and meaningful I mean large men are sticking their hard tatooed penises in his butt.

Where's the party? And what's the address of the jail he's in, so i can e-mail it o all the fathers of all the daughters he degraded? And who's bringing the camcorder to record his disembowelment?

i actually have a feeling that he likes being arrested. he's smiling the the picture.s

I have no pity for this asshole.
The guy's been charged with sexual assault and rape even before this arrest. I hope he fucking rots.

""Nice mugshot, dude. This looks like it was taken on the set of Charles in Charge. If you zoomed out you'd see he was wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt and holding a My Little Pony lunch box."

I mean seriously, did ANYBODY find that "joke" funny?"

Actually, Yes. i laughed pretty hard because i was thinking the same thing.

and yeah...how DID this pigfucker get all those girls to go wild? he's ugly as hell.

Ha ha ha !! He looks like a catfish! How does he get girls to go wild for him? Are girls in america that desperate to get noticed that they will strip for the homeless guy down the street BECAUSE he said he got 20$ from Hugh Hefner once SO that means he knows him right??? You strip, he takes a couple of pictures while playing with his penis :-) Its ok... next time Hugh comes by,he'll give him your pics & u'll be the next Playboy Gal!!! Its worth it!

Points to ponder:
If he gets raped in prison to the point where his colon & rectum need reconstructed because he cannot hold in a stool, will such surgery be paid for by the taxpayers?

How about the supply of Depends he'll need while in the slammer?

Wedge, I see those as good investments:)

OMG! LMFAO!

You forgot the khaki green shorts and sandals w/white knee-high sweatsocks.

skeevy - n. Joe Francis

Agree on the My Little Pony slam...poor Minty and Pinkie!

Why is Girls Gone Wild so popular? Don't you have to buy the videos? Whatever happened to free porn and nude girls posing on the internet?

He has a goofy smile.

it's about time.....

Was this taken with a regular lens? It looks like he's looking into a Christmas Tree bulb or one of those magnified mirrors that you stick on your sideview mirror.

LMAO dude has an egg head!

He's a piece of crap and he has a fat face too.