Apr 30 2007Jessica Simpson has an impressive bosom

first (how anti-climactic....)

Yeah she has a nice rack, but she's a zombie. I guess if you can get past all the brain eating, she'd be okay to be with.

I wanna liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Why is she wearing a tablecloth?

I don't give a shit what she is wearing, she looks good in it.

#2 zombie? let me sum things up for u:

paris hilton: zombie
lindsay lohan: zombie
ashley simpson: zombie
jenna jameson: zombie and freak of nature.
Jessica Simpson: freak-turned-babe that's about to totally make me ruin my computer with this oozing white liquid that's just hoovering around the monitor.

BTW if anyone was affended by that last comment, it's only because i happen to be a guy with personal and normal male habitat needs and all you assholes out there that have something to say about it can kiss my ass cause unfortunately...my zipper's stuck...again.

And who cares that she went to dinner and the movies with her "Hair Dresser" You know he is a Mo!!

#8 you go girl! (i meant that in a GAY way...lol)

@6 & 7

I will pass on the ass kissing or touching your monitor.

Her dress looks like a Magic-Eye poster.

Horse face, horse legs. But *nice* cans.

#10 well thank you very much for that unwanted but said anyway response. that only gives me more reason to beleive that Jessica Simpson is probably the sexiest woman to hit this site since...well, since Tyra flipped out on her bill. or was it sexier than KAte? I don't know...GOD i don't know! Why me!?

**beats himself in the head until passed out on the sidewalk

Jessica would be ten times hotter if they would remove her vocal cords.

But would you give her a rimjob ... ?

Please, take this pictures down! Joe Simpson is getting a hard on right now! Please, make it stop!

#16 im getting hot and I like it. i dont see what's the big deal...and im not even a LESBO yet...

She looks like a "flower power" chick from the 70's... on creatine. Nice tits, though.

@18 and she would have made a great Brady.

"Jessica Simpson has an impressive bosom"

No shit Sherlock, but unfortunately that's all she is.

I wish she'd do Penthouse.

#19 - ha ha thats exactly what i was thinking! she looks like the hot brady sister........Marsha????

I forgot why anybody ever cared about her.

Ooompa Doopa Tit's ati doo!

If I could only get past the fact that she thinks that buffalo have wings.

When does her gang bang flick gets released?

Sorry for the typo ... "get released?"

Looks like she's wearing the same bra as Paris, only in "adult" size...

I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK HER DOUCHE WATER

What a nose...

Ewwww...!!!! WTC!!!

"NICE RACK!!!"

I have always loved her boobies, they remind me of my own<3

A nice vigorous suckling of those tits on a hot summer day....oh boy!

Is it just me or would it be nice to have "next" and "prev" links on the full size photos? Or maybe have the thumbnails down the side of the full size pics for easy navigation?

#32 put it in the suggestion box. While your at it, tellem to make this site funny again.

From the look of her bump facial skin, she needs to return to using whatever it is she advertises on commercials and stop wearing face puddy that creates that appearance. Why has she gone from a fresh natural look to this cake face, regardless how how her tits look or not ?

@3 - Wow. You sound just like her dad!

Apparently, I need to be in therapy or downing spiked truffles at Glaxo-Smith Kline, cuz I love the dress and think she looks great.

@33...I don't like to piss in my own water but superfish needs to upgrade the site AND the funny. And today's postings are the bottom of the barrel.

#36..They just need to rehire the old writer, now he cracked me up. Sometimes I read the archives, you can so tell the difference........so sad.

On a different subject, I NEED A LONG ISLAND, this day is dragging, and I'm getting cranky.

FUCK MONDAY

I agree these postings are sub-par.

Is it just me or is Jessica looking more and more like Dolly Parton in training.

For all the s**t we say about her it is refreshing to see a starlet that can get in or out of a car in a dress without flashing her chicken-of-the-sea.

That reminds me...gotta buy cat food...

Big claps to her. She isn't driving wasted like all the pantiless sluts. I don't know why she gets thrown in that category.

that dress looks suspiciously like Mary Poppins bag.

You know, I'm really beginning to like this whole ethnic thing Jessica's doing.

She's making it safe for neo-Nazis to fantasize about fucking Spanish bitches without raising the objections of their cronies.

I'm not even joking here, as I scroll down the superficial homepage the closest thing I see to an attractive female is Roseanne Barr and as I'm sure you realise that's no compliment to Rosie.

why is she wearing a fitted rug?

Nice of Jessica to remind us of what separates her from the rest of the crowd of mid-twenties nymphettes.

She's got a great figure, can smile without looking hungry, and she's wearing panties.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm titlicious tatas on that girl.

she doesnt look like an orangutan anymore

#27 - You must like man juice, cuz you KNOW that John Mayer is filling her cum dumpster on a regular basis.

#30 - plz post photos of said boobies so that we can accurately compare them against Jess-Ho.

#36 - Keep up comments like those, Slim, & you'll get your own troll. That's how I did it.

#40 - see #24, plus her role in The Dukes Of Hazzard movie. That should answer your question.

I dont like her with brown hair and brown skin...she looks like shit.

Have anyone seen my magic carpet Aladdin gave me?

How could she ruin my carpet to make that silly dress. BITCH!!!

And the scary part? Papa Joe's probably in heaven over it...

I believe the scientific term is , "Big Ass Titties".

why do they look lopsided in some of the pictures? i guess im not used to seeing real boobs anymore.

She is wearing makeup that makes her look 30 years older than she is. That is like painting a car with rust-colored paint.

While i have a reasonable rack (being 21 they are still perky)... but I got nothing. Look At Those Knockers!!!!!! She's dumb but shes pretty to look at even if its just her chest. Mind you #51 scarily I think you hit the nail on the head. I actually think Ashlee got the beter deal, shes urgly so dad don't harass her as much!!

I like her feet more that I like her boobs.

She looks fat and greasy to me.
Big tits, little tits, who cares?
It's the intellect that matters, and she has a very tiny one of those, I suspect. I do wonder what she smells like tho....

I don't think the dress looks hippy chic, she looks more like those little Russian dolls that have other little Russian dolls inside. Or like she's from Holland. All she needs is the hat.

So much to work with but she puts on her grandma's dining table cover - though it looks tight so it might just be her granpa's bedside table coverall from the nursing home.

"Chicken of the sea, indeed, Jess. Now disrobe... PRONTO." demands Mayer as he feverishly jerks his stump.

Now you can begin to understand why he's so "into" her (pun intended).

Jessica--don't waste your life on some old stupid man that thinks he knows it all,and I'm sure he has gray hair on his head, balls, and ears, gross!

Look at her heels! It's, like, 12 cm at least!

Did she become a latina all of the sudden , she was all white and pastey last year...? what happened ?

What I wouldn't give to suck on those casabas.

She stills need some meaty one them bones... mine.

I would lick those succulent zoobs 'n gams until the flesh dissolved.

#45 said panties...............mmmmmmmmmm pretty panties.

Nice dress. She looks like she is starring in the porno remake of "Heidi".

She was cool for a nanosecond when she was hanging out with that dude from Jackass.

What kind of homo spotted the hair dresser? I'd be like "Oh there were other people around? I didn't even notice".

#65 --- what a dumbass!!!

Jessica Simpson has an impressive bosom because.A)She's to feed two Neantherthal babies.B)Because it makes this Scandinavian traditional outfit looking beter.C)She's using her breast as a pocket to put her change,make-up and cellphone in.

Where did she get that dress? The fabric is amazing. The pattern leaves something to be desired however

#65..my reply to Tobey site for U only...It's your generation that ruined it for America..not mine..the only country that likes us is England and that's coz we kiss their assholes..if us younger kids R angry,,look at the world U assholes left for us..we can't even have kids..who would be dumb enough to have a kid in the F'd up world U created...Old men suck!!!!!

If you can look past the amazing boobs, which is both stupid and often pointless, that's a gorgeous dress!

Ya know what, Senor Kelli with an I...."kids" like you make this place a little less than desirable, too....it's not just us dinosaurs ruining it. For fuck's sake, you can't even spell correctly.

In the words of Bill Gates from his speech to highschool students in CA (and, no, kelLIE, he is not a former US president) "...before you save the rain forest from the parasites of
your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room." amen.

I know who Gates is asshole...and all you say is RubyRubbish!!!!!! Anything our generation does will and can be better than what yours did...Your assholes are all hooked on perscription drugs..that' what your problem is..so loaded on pills..that's why nothing got done in your Republican Congress..all those years waisted...

yeah yeah yeah, Senor, go text your BFF Amber, whine because not everyone got a trophy and shut the fuck up.

#79--your brokeass had to drop outta school and work to help your mammy,,that's what I thought ,,can hear the anger.

@79 -- It'''s like danielle on meth,,,isn't it?

#81---Yea,,,I'm sure U know all about meth people..U R 1 of them...that's Y U can't shut up, bitch...

Her dark skin looks horrible against her hair color, yuuuuuck.

JESS I LOVE U

@82 -- And your parents wonder why you kept getting 55's on you spleling tsets.

I love that dark hair. Why would a gorgeous brunette like this dye her hair and become an air-head blond? I know it's superficial to say, but most brunettes HATE blonds, which of course, make Lindsay Lohan the dumbest broad in the entire State.

She looks like a hot, sexy woman. All you faggots on here have never come close to having sex with an actual female anyways.
Anyone who finds her unactractive is a cock sucking little homo. Go back to your dungeons and dragons games... You losers would blow your load if you got within 10 feet of her and she looked at you... Stupid, nitpicking cock lovers.

What is it with these people wanting to look like Ooompa Loompa's? The only people that think they look good are the spray painters getting paid $5000 bucks to spray paint them. Or maybe, these chicks are so slow that they're suddenly being taken over by a non-existent Charlie and the Choco factory craze that came out 5 or 6 years ago?

#87, you got it all wrong. Dungeons and Dragons players blow their loads when a level 69 Echantress enters the room and casts a spell on them.

#85 asshole..I can spell if I want to dickbrain...looks like u have some problems yourself..

Paris' hand-me-down cutlets probably have a little salmonella whiff by now.

Call me crazy...but I think I'd like to have sex with her. Weird...

At least Jessica doesn't pretend to sing like her sister and Brittney..love how spears thought she did a comeback last nite and she faked 5 old songs in 14 minutes. kudoz to brittney..some HO=down comeback...Could U B more stupid./>? YEA!!!!

I'd slam that missionary style deep & hard

I'd suck those tits dry

And I'd lick that punani clean.

Then I'd pound that doggy style relentlessly

After I'd slam that deep & hard again.

I'd keep on pounding away at that cheap slut

Then finally I'd spunk all over her face to show her what a cheap worthless whore she really is.

Nice display! Surely Papa Simpson is proud of her titties!

where are all the fuckers who were knocking her last week? probably the same idiots talking about pizzing jizz on their computers this week......

Shes beautiful

Jessica--please leave that old bastard,,u will be sorry,,u can get dick anywhere..but gray hair...

any girl could have an impressive bosom if they paid for it. so what? i mean hers are supposedly real but...boobs are boobs. ok maybe it is a little ridonkulous that theyre that big. anyways....shes an idiot, period.

I hate fucking chestica simpson! Stupid bitch!!