Apr 25 2007Jessica Alba looks ridiculous

She still looks hot...a hybrid of Jessica and Denise is fine with me.

First...and she is STILL Jessica Alba!

damn....first for the frist time...jusr realized it..what a self-imposed honor!

Sorry At-Law...you were 30 seconds too late

What the shit is this?

I didn't know that Denise Richards had a retarded sister.

i am so SICK of this overrated bitch! I can walk down my street and see other women ten times better looking than her every day! I am not saying she is ugly, I'm just saying she's not THAT SPECTACULAR. good LORD!!!

i cant tell where the front of her body is..

YUP! ur right this is a fucked up pic.They should have written invisible woman without a pic of her, we'll know she's there.

She looks like Elizabeth Berkley.
Perfect 10 baby!!!

>>"i cant tell where the front of her body is.."

Me either! I figured out she's facing right, but you can convince yourself she's facing left if you stare for a minute.

It's like those 3D pictures that used to be popular. Stare for another minute and unfocus your eyes, and you can almost make out the remnants of Jessica Alba's career.

gotta agree with #7.

Her head is taking on an exorcist twist. Who approved this picture???

>>"Stare for another minute and unfocus your eyes, and you can almost make out the remnants of Jessica Alba's career."

lmao.

i see more Elizabeth Berkley than Denise Richards, personally.

Why did they paste Elizabeth Berkley's head on a Power Ranger? I'm confused.

Sanjaya looks great!

#15, LOL

She looks a lot worse with all this airbrushing and crap.

Thank you #7!!!! totally agree with you!

anddd lol @ #15.

This is like one of those optical illusions. And then when they say to find what's wrong with it, a picture of the exorcist pops up on the screen and screams.

That beam of light coming out it's pants looks like he/she's taking a piss standing up. I have to say though..that's a powerful stream.

Does anybody else see a little olsen twin in there?

I would do the Jessica Alba when she was in Sin City MMmm MMmm GOOD!

LMFAO 19

Lol #19

I was thinking exorcist when I saw this too...but more because her head is twisted all the way around!

I don't even think this is real. If I was Jessica Alba, I'd be embarrassed to have this released. From that angle, her body looks like a man's.

She's hot!

She looked her best in the movie Idle Hands when she did that little dance of hers during their school dance. Man was she hot there.

#21, totally. It's pretty bad when you're Jessica Alba and you're still not pretty enough so they airbrush the shit out of you. "She has to look perfect", yeah, a perfect monkey-chick hybrid. Nice going, geniuses.

That's not Jessica Alba.

That's Dave Chappelle in white-face make-up....

She looks like she's a few steps away from turning in to Gollum and eating a fish raw.

Looks like it was a tough news day seeing as how this does look like Jessica Alba. You'd have to squint and spray sulfuric acid in your eyes for her to not look hot.

she looks like one of the olsen twins.

Usually when you airbrush people, they look better, not like make-up-less clowns.

Oh, and she fucking sucks as an actress, too.

Jessica Alba has always been a butter-face but nothing a paper bag or a 12-pack couldn't cure. Thanks.

Just another hot body with no talent. Good for you, Jessica.

She's giving a dead fish stare. Me no likey.

She L@@ks HOT to me!

They should take Nicole Richie for the role of invisible woman.3 feet something and a weight of 20 pounds is already quite invisible.

Anybody knows?Does Nicole like skinny dipping?

any 1 knows her email address, She is my love LOL

dont care. dont care. dont care.

Not everyone should be blonde.

Doesn't work with the trout mouth either.

She looks like she's on line at the welfare office.

also don't forget to notice, she's usually mexican/brown looking. They made her extra white for the roll

Stick it in her pooper.

this is like some weird optical illusion - I can't work out which way round she is, those blue eyes and blonde hair do not work for her, although this is so photoshopped as to be utterly luidcrous, way to take a pretty girl and make her look like retarded white trash.

#7,

I'm with you, mogambo. I'd mouthpump the stupid gooch, but she's not the be-all, end-all.

She always looks different without her lips wrapped around my cock.

OMFG! She should *sue*. (That pun was *not intentional*, sorry.)

I'm seeing the Invisible Woman. No, really. I am. Honestly. Look, I know you can't see anyone. She's 'invisible'. Understand? Look, just because it looked like I was 'air-humping' on the couch...

I was having sex with the 'Invisible Woman'!!! Really!!

LOL! When did she become white with blue eyes???

besides having to sign back in every 5 minutes, Typekey lies to me and says I'm signed in and then I get a "Registration Failed" instead of a post. That Sucks Rocks Fish.

what's with the mustache?

I agree with whoever said this was another Oslen. Either of the Oslens would have made a better invisible girl since they practically disappear when they turn sideways, much like a piece of paper.

She looks like her head is on backwards.

@32 I agree with you. Nice wetsuit too.

# 7 & 54 Agreed

Wish she really WAS invisible. Wait, I wish I was invisible!!! That would be so cool!
Well, I pretty much already am invisible at the office, but not in a good way. I'm talking about like at the supermarket, knocking carts over, juggling the ky jelly, stealing peoples ebt cards, fun stuff!

Hell, I knew she'd had her honker done (which was needless and an absolute disaster, in my opinion), but I cannot even begin to comprehend why the Wayans Bros. "White Chicks" look now.

???

I'm guessing that her self-esteem's in the crapper.

She looks like Fiona Apple circa Tidal in this ad.

Hee hee. I like the comment above that it looks like a heady stream of piss is escaping from her lady part.

WTF is this?

Posted by FRIST!!! on April 26, 2007 6:59 AM

# 7 & 54 Agreed

Wish she really WAS invisible
tell me about it, im so sick of this washedup, haggard old cunt wanna be priss.
hey i have one!!
Have any of you guys been laid in the past 5 years?? What the f*ck is wrong with you snivelling snot-rags?? Have you no self respect?? Jessica Alba is a no-talent wannabee who is marketing that boney ass to the max. i heard that Derek Jeter threw this stupid bitch out of his apartment because of her attitude. Come on…give us all a fcking break. this sorry biatch is almost as over-rated as that other idiot lindsey lohan. jesus fucking christ. Sad. Real fcking SAD.
get a life, have you SEEN her lately???!!!! not my type, never will be, i like kat heigel, carmen electra– and as far as the comment : ” i always get roles for the whore…..i cant see natile portman getting thse kind of scrips!”
ok fug, hats because natalie portman was in STAR WARS!!! all YOU do, jesie , is crap on a dvd and call it a hit.
and another thing, She’s a bitch.
One of those women that think that their shit doesn’t stink?
A head the size of a small planetoid?
What has she done?
Dick.
Not ONE starring role to speak of
AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT “SHE’S YOUNG! SHE’S NEW TO GETTING ROLES!”

What happened? She can’t reapply her lipstick any quicker?

Name one, uno, f**king movie that she’s been in that has had you exit the motherf**king theater saying “good job, Jessica.”

DO NOT mention that she’s hot.

Catherine Zeta Jones is hot. (Oscar winner)
Reese WItherspoon is hot. ( Oscar winner)

Wanna know the difference?

JESSICA ALBA CAN’T F**KING ACT!

Am I saying she gets these parts because of her looks?
How do you spell “obvious”?!
instead of growing as bitch, maybe she should growing the f**k up first.
lol even better!
I’ve mentioned my hatred of her in a couple of previous posts, but somehow hating Jessica Alba has been a recent hobby on my part.

She’s a triple threat: an ugly, mean spirited, talentless “actress” who wouldn’t even have a career outside of Hollywood if people didn’t think she was hot, and she’s overexposed to boot.

I fail to see what’s so good about her, looks or talentwise. Being hot (which she is NOT, imo) is totally irrelevant if you can’t act worth shit, such is the case on her part. I’ve seen her horrid turns in the following films:

Idle Hands - First movie I’ve seen her in, and she couldn’t be a more perfect example of the type of actress who would go on to become famous for anything OTHER than her non-existent talent.
Sin City - I think I hated her more in this film than anything else I’ve seen her in, it just makes me angry to know how much better the ‘That Yellow Bastard’ section would’ve been if someone else had been cast in the role of Nancy. She was totally incompetent, giving an overall lifeless, wooden performance, delivering her lines most of the time without a hint of emotion (like how she is with EVERY one of her roles). But it was even more cringe inducing when she tried to emote (the overly sweet innocence that she disgustingly projects, the horrible smile plastered on her face at all times, etc).
Fantastic Four - Yet another crapper, but she had horrible lines to work with so I’ll cut her just a little bit of slack.

Those movies aside, I couldn’t even finish the trainwreck that is Honey, and I also hated what I saw of ‘Dark Angel’.

She’s done what, 4 to 5 unimpressive movies and a forgettable TV series that requires her to do nothing more than be ‘kickass’ and she already considers herself a ’star’? Her whole diva attitude is offputting, WHAT right does she have to BE a ‘diva’, where’s the talent to back it up and where’s the star quality? I certainly don’t see it in Alba. Zero talent, awful movies (except Sin City, but she was by far the worst thing about it), a lack of charisma (yeah, yeah, people like her because of her face & body, but is that really enough for someone to achieve star status?besides, theres NOTHING special about her body whatsoever), etc. There is absolutely NOTHING worthy about her.

My advice: Take acting lessons, grow the fuck up and strip away the ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude or you can just shove your bullshit fame, money, ugly publicity stills up your ass for all I care.

So, yeah, to summarize, I HATE Jessica Alba! Hate hate hate hate hate her. Hate her. Hate that fact she continually gets roles based solely on her fugly looks, hate the fact she spreads her legs so everyone can see her kindeys to land a role in some crappy movie, acts like a fucking prima donna when she doesn’t have even have the abilities to back up her little diva attitude, hate the way she delivers her lines, hate the fact that her lack of range and emotions could STILL get her recognition from critics and audiences alike, etc. etc. etc.

There are plenty of young actresses these days with a sufficient amount of both talent and looks, namely Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, and Natalie Portman. Alba could learn a thing or two from them.
ah, and one more thing....sorry folks but otta do some more slobba bashing. her feet are also the grossest thing ever. shes what, 5′7 and her feet are as big as her boyfriend’s. she has full out monkey toes, as well as a monkey face.Jessica Alba is the closet homo’s last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly.
I’d rather fu¢k a real woman than this a no-talent, scrawny, completely unfeminine wannabe who frolicks on beaches in mis-matched bikinis hoping someone will take her photo so a bunch of losers whose blow-up dolls have sprung a leak can blather on about how hot she is.
Her 15 minutes are officially UP. besides, ive never seen a dog with acne before… lol
she looks like a 12 year old boy ( or nicole richie, whichever you prefer ) from the front, and star jones from the back, loosing weight or not, her hispanic housewife genes wont get rid of THAT cellulite, when she hits 30, she better stay anorexic because shes going to end up looking like rosie o’donnel. PLUS, my personal fave…she was voted worst dressed in the new STAR mag, so lol!!!! the caption was something like “this dress is hiding whats even worse underneath” and NO “worse” was not in context with “ooh, its worse because shes so fuckinf fine!” yeah, NO. get the FUCK OVER HER!!!
Circus of the Stars 2012: Starring Jessica Alba! Watch as Jessica swallows an entire bowling ball! That’s right, the star of such classics as Honey 2: I Need the Money, Honey 3: Will You Ever Learn, and Back Into The Blue will entertain you…cause she won’t get paid if she doesn’t. And here’s Jessica….!”

She’s not an actress.
She’s an entertainment personality…but she’s not entertaining and her actual personality sucks, and she aint that hot. sorry, but many agree!

Which means…
She ain’t shit.

Easy math, no?

JESSICA ALBA…Fuck You!
She looks at least 35 and well that’s what hard drugs and anorexia will do to you.

She is amazingly FAT and looking more and more USED and UGLY with every day that passes. Not a super star look anymore.
Rather than her spend all that energy on making uneducated comments, acting and takling like she is going on 12 years old ( well, her face looks like a kindergrardner…what the fuck is wrong with you pple, micheal jackson called, he wants his pedophilia back! going to every place in Hollywood/NYC, taking drugs, having sex with anything that moves so she can get roles in films. What she should really do is just stay home, and by home i mean the rock she crawled out from. She really just loves getting all the video & photo attention she can. Like they say any PR is good PR unless you have no talent like her.

She has the mind set of a spoiled child and I find it laughable and sad at the same time that her “talent” is going to be nothing more than a HUGE FLOP. The sooner she fades away the better . She had her day and she was that product of jst an annoying litle snail trail in dark angel, and MAYBE that worked when she listened to the right people and when she did what she was told, but the second she started acting like a spoiled child and had to do everything her way that is when the old bus ride ended. I can’t wait until she just goes away.

Please, please I hope she would just hurry up and release that shit she calls “acting” and paste on all those ugly cheap weaves and sell under a million and she will get her PR company thinking that the best thing they can do is find someone else that will NOT act like a psudo-priss and hopefully kick her off her pedistal.
Then hopfully she will take her stupid ass on some phony “retirement” party that few if any will show up, she has basically, NO friends. whens the last time you saw albatross with anyone but her castrated boyfriend?? Then get the worst reviews for her wretched thespian abortion and if God is listening she will please go back to her barrio of skeeze and cockroaches.
She is a a fucking has been and she needs to find out the hard way so she will just fade away forever….

#61 OMG I don´t think anybody will even care to read all that stuff you posted up there! WTF is wrong with you???? get over it already... you hate her ok, ok, we get it.. breathe in... damn!

HOW IS HER BODY IN THAT POSITION?!?!?!

Is that see-thrugh part supposed to be a leg? why is it coming out of her rib cage? And since when can the Invisible Woman turn her had 180 degrees?

@61 -- Put down the mayonaisse and chocolate sauce sandwich porky. And go see a doctor about your keyboard Turrets.

#61 - That may all be true, but as long as she has this:
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Jessica-Alba/Jessica-Alba-226.JPG

and this:
http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_content/cfoxfm/images/general_content/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

I have to give her a pass.

#61 Dr.kevinpothead said:

" Posted by FRIST!!! on April 26, 2007 6:59 AM

# 7 & 54 Agreed

Wish she really WAS invisible
tell me about it, im so sick of this washedup, haggard old cunt wanna be priss.
hey i have one!!
Have any of you guys been laid in the past 5 years?? What the f*ck is wrong with you snivelling snot-rags?? Have you no self respect?? Jessica Alba is a no-talent wannabee who is marketing that boney ass to the max. i heard that Derek Jeter threw this stupid bitch out of his apartment because of her attitude. Come on…give us all a fcking break. this sorry biatch is almost as over-rated as that other idiot lindsey lohan. jesus fucking christ. Sad. Real fcking SAD.
get a life, have you SEEN her lately???!!!! not my type, never will be, i like kat heigel, carmen electra– and as far as the comment : ” i always get roles for the whore…..i cant see natile portman getting thse kind of scrips!”
ok fug, hats because natalie portman was in STAR WARS!!! all YOU do, jesie , is crap on a dvd and call it a hit.
and another thing, She’s a bitch.
One of those women that think that their shit doesn’t stink?
A head the size of a small planetoid?
What has she done?
Dick.
Not ONE starring role to speak of
AND DON’T GIVE ME THAT “SHE’S YOUNG! SHE’S NEW TO GETTING ROLES!”

What happened? She can’t reapply her lipstick any quicker?

Name one, uno, f**king movie that she’s been in that has had you exit the motherf**king theater saying “good job, Jessica.”

DO NOT mention that she’s hot.

Catherine Zeta Jones is hot. (Oscar winner)
Reese WItherspoon is hot. ( Oscar winner)

Wanna know the difference?

JESSICA ALBA CAN’T F**KING ACT!

Am I saying she gets these parts because of her looks?
How do you spell “obvious”?!
instead of growing as bitch, maybe she should growing the f**k up first.
lol even better!
I’ve mentioned my hatred of her in a couple of previous posts, but somehow hating Jessica Alba has been a recent hobby on my part.

She’s a triple threat: an ugly, mean spirited, talentless “actress” who wouldn’t even have a career outside of Hollywood if people didn’t think she was hot, and she’s overexposed to boot.

I fail to see what’s so good about her, looks or talentwise. Being hot (which she is NOT, imo) is totally irrelevant if you can’t act worth shit, such is the case on her part. I’ve seen her horrid turns in the following films:

Idle Hands - First movie I’ve seen her in, and she couldn’t be a more perfect example of the type of actress who would go on to become famous for anything OTHER than her non-existent talent.
Sin City - I think I hated her more in this film than anything else I’ve seen her in, it just makes me angry to know how much better the ‘That Yellow Bastard’ section would’ve been if someone else had been cast in the role of Nancy. She was totally incompetent, giving an overall lifeless, wooden performance, delivering her lines most of the time without a hint of emotion (like how she is with EVERY one of her roles). But it was even more cringe inducing when she tried to emote (the overly sweet innocence that she disgustingly projects, the horrible smile plastered on her face at all times, etc).
Fantastic Four - Yet another crapper, but she had horrible lines to work with so I’ll cut her just a little bit of slack.

Those movies aside, I couldn’t even finish the trainwreck that is Honey, and I also hated what I saw of ‘Dark Angel’.

She’s done what, 4 to 5 unimpressive movies and a forgettable TV series that requires her to do nothing more than be ‘kickass’ and she already considers herself a ’star’? Her whole diva attitude is offputting, WHAT right does she have to BE a ‘diva’, where’s the talent to back it up and where’s the star quality? I certainly don’t see it in Alba. Zero talent, awful movies (except Sin City, but she was by far the worst thing about it), a lack of charisma (yeah, yeah, people like her because of her face & body, but is that really enough for someone to achieve star status?besides, theres NOTHING special about her body whatsoever), etc. There is absolutely NOTHING worthy about her.

My advice: Take acting lessons, grow the fuck up and strip away the ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude or you can just shove your bullshit fame, money, ugly publicity stills up your ass for all I care.

So, yeah, to summarize, I HATE Jessica Alba! Hate hate hate hate hate her. Hate her. Hate that fact she continually gets roles based solely on her fugly looks, hate the fact she spreads her legs so everyone can see her kindeys to land a role in some crappy movie, acts like a fucking prima donna when she doesn’t have even have the abilities to back up her little diva attitude, hate the way she delivers her lines, hate the fact that her lack of range and emotions could STILL get her recognition from critics and audiences alike, etc. etc. etc.

There are plenty of young actresses these days with a sufficient amount of both talent and looks, namely Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, and Natalie Portman. Alba could learn a thing or two from them.
ah, and one more thing....sorry folks but otta do some more slobba bashing. her feet are also the grossest thing ever. shes what, 5′7 and her feet are as big as her boyfriend’s. she has full out monkey toes, as well as a monkey face.Jessica Alba is the closet homo’s last beard before coming out. She is FUG-ly.
I’d rather fu¢k a real woman than this a no-talent, scrawny, completely unfeminine wannabe who frolicks on beaches in mis-matched bikinis hoping someone will take her photo so a bunch of losers whose blow-up dolls have sprung a leak can blather on about how hot she is.
Her 15 minutes are officially UP. besides, ive never seen a dog with acne before… lol
she looks like a 12 year old boy ( or nicole richie, whichever you prefer ) from the front, and star jones from the back, loosing weight or not, her hispanic housewife genes wont get rid of THAT cellulite, when she hits 30, she better stay anorexic because shes going to end up looking like rosie o’donnel. PLUS, my personal fave…she was voted worst dressed in the new STAR mag, so lol!!!! the caption was something like “this dress is hiding whats even worse underneath” and NO “worse” was not in context with “ooh, its worse because shes so fuckinf fine!” yeah, NO. get the FUCK OVER HER!!!
Circus of the Stars 2012: Starring Jessica Alba! Watch as Jessica swallows an entire bowling ball! That’s right, the star of such classics as Honey 2: I Need the Money, Honey 3: Will You Ever Learn, and Back Into The Blue will entertain you…cause she won’t get paid if she doesn’t. And here’s Jessica….!”

She’s not an actress.
She’s an entertainment personality…but she’s not entertaining and her actual personality sucks, and she aint that hot. sorry, but many agree!

Which means…
She ain’t shit.

Easy math, no?

JESSICA ALBA…Fuck You!
She looks at least 35 and well that’s what hard drugs and anorexia will do to you.

She is amazingly FAT and looking more and more USED and UGLY with every day that passes. Not a super star look anymore.
Rather than her spend all that energy on making uneducated comments, acting and takling like she is going on 12 years old ( well, her face looks like a kindergrardner…what the fuck is wrong with you pple, micheal jackson called, he wants his pedophilia back! going to every place in Hollywood/NYC, taking drugs, having sex with anything that moves so she can get roles in films. What she should really do is just stay home, and by home i mean the rock she crawled out from. She really just loves getting all the video & photo attention she can. Like they say any PR is good PR unless you have no talent like her.

She has the mind set of a spoiled child and I find it laughable and sad at the same time that her “talent” is going to be nothing more than a HUGE FLOP. The sooner she fades away the better . She had her day and she was that product of jst an annoying litle snail trail in dark angel, and MAYBE that worked when she listened to the right people and when she did what she was told, but the second she started acting like a spoiled child and had to do everything her way that is when the old bus ride ended. I can’t wait until she just goes away.

Please, please I hope she would just hurry up and release that shit she calls “acting” and paste on all those ugly cheap weaves and sell under a million and she will get her PR company thinking that the best thing they can do is find someone else that will NOT act like a psudo-priss and hopefully kick her off her pedistal.
Then hopfully she will take her stupid ass on some phony “retirement” party that few if any will show up, she has basically, NO friends. whens the last time you saw albatross with anyone but her castrated boyfriend?? Then get the worst reviews for her wretched thespian abortion and if God is listening she will please go back to her barrio of skeeze and cockroaches.
She is a a fucking has been and she needs to find out the hard way so she will just fade away forever…."

Interesting comment.

Wait. What?

Dr.kevinpothead has been smoking the seeds. Blame your dealer, man! You need something far more potent to bring you back to reality.

#61

geez!! have you been up all night?

meth, hell of a drug.

I have to suspect that Dr.kevin is an obese jealous girl. Of course, Jessica Alba is not a great actress, but that is not the point. She is very good at getting men to drop money on movie tickets. Period.
I will see the new FF movie for 3 reasons:
1. Silver Surfer
2. The small chance that Galactus will make an appearance.
3. Jessica Alba's ass

Wait, why was #61 directed at me??? I agreed that she sucks and that I wished she was invisible....aren't potheads supposed to sleep a lot???

LOL #69, I totally agree with you... Dr. Whatever (#61) is either: 1. JEALOUS or 2. RETARDED, he says Jessica Alba is fat, if she is fat then all of us must be really morbidly obese!

And btw, who cares if she´s a bad actress, were not the ones paying her anyways. I liked FF 1, she looks better brunnet though...

oops... it was "brunette" sorry.....

Fuck, "DAVE CHAPELLE IN WHITEFACE", best shit i've heard today.

Wow! I never thought I would see so many passionate postings regarding Jessica Alba. Well, apart from when you guys post about wanking off to her....

Anyway, those contacts look like a shade of Kool-Aid I used to drink as a child.

She is good looking, and has a smoking body. Nothing you would not see in Miami, NYC, or LA.

As far as her acting goes. Um.....what has she been in again??

Booooring. I don't care about Jessica Alba because she never does anything interesting and there are plenty of equally-as-hot or hotter women that will take off more of their clothes than she does. Why is she still famous?

sigh.

Not withstanding my troll's asinine self, IMHO this pic looks more like horse-toothed jackass Hillary Duff than either J.A. or D.R.

This must be from the same airbrush artist who painted 20 pounds off of Katie Couric's promo pic before she got her Nightly News anchor gig.

She's so stupid. I'm sick of earing her moaning about how she wishes to be taken more seriously. Well, I have some news for you, playing the silly blonde that naively strip almost naked in dorks movies won't help you...
And yeah she looks like Denise Richard in this picture, or even Elisabeth Berkeley, but I don't think it will help her either...
And fantastic four sucks... They exploited her ''hotness'' everytime they had the chance, and by hotness, I mean her 12 years old boy body, her makeuped face with paint, and her ''look me in the eyes cause i'm not just a body even if my clothe keep falling down'' attitude. She's hot for those guys who prefer masturbate in front of their tv than have relation with a real women. You guys all have this manly, macho attitude towards women, but when you see a real one you run behind your mommy, and think that every girl who hate that bitch is a fatty. I'm not a fatty, i'm an ordinary girl, but i'm upset by that bitch who insult my gender by making it looks stupid, superficial and promiscuous.

I suppose it is just a coincidence that her legs a wide open like that. Probably not a marketing strategy to stimulate those 14 years old pale skin comic addicted virgin.

did they fucking Liquify her Face in Photoshop?

LMAO! She looks like she suffered from dawn syndrome. Anyway, ain't in that picture more photoshop than actual human being + makeup? It must be 97% computer work and 3% real human being (with gallons of makeup on) what is shown in that picture. But yet, isn't that the case of every non-candid picture of Jessica Alba that has ever been published? well, not that much, usually it's 60% photoshop, 46% the work of professional makeup artists and stylists and 4% real human being. HAHA, so sad this mega overrated idiot isn't good looking enough that she's not able of looking decent in a picture if it's not at least 50% photoshoped and if she hasn't been in a professional makeup artist's chair for at least 4 hours.
Seriously, HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE THINK THIS CHICK IS HOT OR THINK THAT SHE HAS A NICE BODY?
GAWD!! there's some serious desperate losers outta there. Never saw her waist is as wide as her hips, her ass is flat and that she has cellulite on her ugly thighs? oh and the flat chest too. And man are this chick's eyes UGLY. Her face is ok, not ugly but definitely not beautiful AT ALL. So what's up with this mega overrated BORING idiot and the desperate losers who complimet her average looks? oh and to those losers who probably can't get a decent looking girl even in the luckiest day of their lives, I've never, ever, ever, seen a hot girl, a pretty girl or dammit, a non ugly girl compliment Jessica Alba's looks or body. However, I've seen TONS of UGLY and FAT chicks compliment her average looks and average body, (ain't the 89% of the people who compliment her looks and body females really?), and that's because they are so fucking ugly and so fucking fat that an averge idiot like Jessica Alba looks impressive to ugly and fat them. However, hot chicks and pretty chicks with hot bodies know that they are probably way prettier than Alba is and that they have WAY better bodies and that's why they don't think she's good looking or they don't find her average body anything special, and that's why they say she's nothing special and that she's extremely overrated and that they're sick of her - AND THEY'RE COMPLETELY RIGHT!. So losers, next time you're gonna call a chick you have no idea how she looks like "fatty" or "ugly" or "jealous" online because she doesn't like Jessica Alba and her average looks and body, think twice, maybe she's so hot that if you saw her in person you'd start drooling and you'd get an instant boner and you'd have to pick your jaw off the floor, but don't forget you probably wouldn't have a chance with her anyway. Oh and when you see a chick say "she's so hot" or "I wish I looked like that" or "she's so pretty" or "what an amazing body" you can be 99.9% sure the chick who wrote that is ugly as a turd and has a body as ugly as a turd, so losers, get your facts right before calling anyone "fatty" or "ugly".

She looks like a pez dispenser

What a fucked up pic!!

WTF did they do to Alba? It looks like she's got her head twisted around and fused to her spine.

#61 - puff, puff, give dude

MY EYES R F'N BLEEDING,DAMN,THOUGHT I WAS OPINIONATED, SHIT....

Alba is completely overrated, she has the body of a five-year-old and a strange-looking face, but for god's sake Jessica you looked much better with black hair and dark brown eyes! There are already too many blue-eyed blondes, the last thing we need is another woman changing her great hair and eye color (her only good physical features).

This photoshopping shit has to stop, NOW!

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She's been around just every oTHer ho in Hollywood, she;s just more discreet. Marky, Mark, Derek Jeter, Paul walker, maybe a few producers, some directors. She is so overrated. And her attitude just sucks. You better hurry up and cash in honey cause your looks are fading fast!

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/04/23/jessica-alba-thinks-she-has-a-booty/#comments

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She has a squarish looking shoulders. When you look at her from the side, she is soo flat. From her chest, to her butt. I hate that she says she's too curvy and that there are fat women in her family, so that's where she got it from. Ok bitch we get it. You want everybody to acknowledge your looks. Damn. Because you know that that is all you have. So you take roles that require you to show your a*s. "Oh duh! I had to wear these assless chaps, And i asked if i could wear panties under them..." Oh please! Just shut up already, You talentless skank.

Then you say that you're sick of getting sexy roles! How about NOT taking those roles and while You're at it, NOT posing half-naked for all of those men's magazines?

Just a thought.

Chris Rock or an animated squirrel.

How does one spell squirrel, anyway?

female canuck

@84 -- I think you're confusing 'opinionated' with 'moronic'. Easy mistake for someone who scored an 800 on the SAT.

80, I usually disagree with you about the Jenna Jameson posts, but on this one I have to agree with you...i would take Jenna any day over this clown.

#90----Of course,,bitch,,u wish u were a Doctor..u probably picture yourself with a male patient getting ready for a finger in the ass exam...your a sick bastard...

listen, people, and im NOT being rude or hostile with ANYONE on this site. were all entitled to our opinions, right? i respect ALL of everyone's on this site, even if i dont agree. but, NO i am NOT a doctor, i just work in my dads office, thats all!!
and yes, i smoke the reefer ( um who doesnt? lol )but i just do NOT like alba. i just dont.... im sorry if some dont agree, but i like other girls, like kat heigel, carmen electra, amy smart, mila kunis<---can anyone say sexy???!!! and i like ALL the victorias secret models!!!!! who doesnt? well, actually i shouldnt say that, we ALL have our own tastes, but thats GOOD!
ok, sorry if i offended anyone, but i just DONT LIKE HER!!! yeah, and i really didnt mean that whole essay, i was just blowing off steam. no pun intended lol!!!!