Apr 19 2007Jessica Alba flashes her panties

WOW she looks great!

There is no underwear, anywhere, unflattering enough to make her ass look bad!!!

God she's hot. Too bad she comes off as such a stupid bitch.

damn! if i was as hot/famous/rich as JA i would crack a smile once in while

She would look good wearing britney, and that's no easy task.

My winkle just got big in my pants.

Who ever wrote this hasn't actually seen a grandmother naked. Well, certainly not a great grandmother. Now that is something. Someday Jessica will be a great grandmother...throwing her boobs over her shoulders in the shower... I am glad she's already got the underwear. :D

#2: Agreed, this is great, regardless of panty style....can't go wrong with JA

Now THIS is news!

Excuse me while I clean my screen.

I'm wearing a pair like that right now. They're very comfy. And I feel pretty.

i don't see what the problem is the pants - they're by brief style pants, loads of girl wear them get over it. the men who visit this site are such mysogynist demanding idiots. i bet you never even get see a girl's knickers in real life. they don't go with the dress though i agree

I want to drink her bath water.

That's fucking hot.

She's fucking hot.

revlon might want to rethink all that make up. she looks christina-esq with all that crap on her face.

i don't see what the problem is with the pants. they're normal boy brief style pants, loads of girls wear them. get over it. the men who come to this site are such over demanding mysogynist twats. i bet you never get to see a girl's knickers in real life. i agree though that the pants don't go with the dress

#11 and #15, I didn't quite hear that. Can you repeat?

I just found a comb in the men's room at the Shell gas station!!

!!SCORE!!

She looks like she got a nose job! It's so much thinner and pointy compared to before!

# 16 lol my computer keeps freezing so i end up pressing post too many times sorry!

those white cotton panties from old navy are the shit.
most obgyns tell you to wear those kinds.
C'mon guys, would you rather a girl have boring panties or a stinky yeast infection?
ha ha! i crack myself up.
But seriously, my boyfriend thinks the cotton bikinis are cute.

Anyway, Jessica Alba could roll around in dog poo and she'd still be hot!

i'm serious. i'm tired of all these demanding mysogynist twats, they're exactly like my boyfriend. i do all the work, like dressing up and then doing a nice little strip tease for him, and what does he say? "For chrissake turn the fucking lights out!!!" and (when i'm within scent range) "Get the fucking puke bucket! Quick!"

hahaha someone managed to post something in my username. you are also a twat with no life

Those are average panties. They could be worse. WAY worse.

She's hot enough to make me go lesbo any day...no complaints here!

But seriously, I agree with # 20...sexy underwear are a)not comfortable to wear on a daily basis and b)hazardous to your health. Now I'm not saying there aren't cuter undies than what she has on, but give her a break.

#22, i didnt think youd say that about yourself

Wait! What's happening to my special purpose? It's never done this before! Wow, it feels like a .. a ride! Wheeeeee!

I can't stand that bitch. She can't act for shit, and I don't think she's as hot everyone thinks she is, either. I'd still tag it, though. In the mouth.

@11/15:

"the men who visit this site are such mysogynist demanding idiots."

Pipe down and get me a beer so I can ogle Jessica's caboose, wench.

lmao @ 21! Sometimes those trolls crack me up. But ondmalin, you aren't pressing enter twice and posting the same comment. You are actually typing a similar comment twice and sending it.

Meh, panties schmanzies. YOU on the other hand superllame dude reaaaally suck. How in the hell do you screw up a grandma panties joke? But there you went.

In my fantasies Jessica always wears g-strings (and has laryngitis).

why is everyone finding this concept so hard to understand? if your computer freezes you don't know if you're message has sent. and it doesn't save it. therefore you have to type it again. it's quite simple i assure you

Jessica Alba is soooooooo 2005

Also, why is she wearing that coat? It's sunny out and we're half way through April, well past parka season

lambman shut your mouth! this girl is smokin' she's making Maxim's Hot 100 as #2. Should be #1

800mg Midol Maximum Strength Cramp Formula for ondmalin, stat.

Posted by ondmalin on April 19, 2007 11:27 AM

" I wear granny panties and have to make sure my defense of them gets really, really posted!"

There, I made sure to get your point across, no charge.

#26 - awesome reference.

i like thongs - its combination underwear and butt floss. who needs toilet paper?

I like thongs, but only for a girl with a dark-colored half-dollar sized anus ringed with black pubic hair that's trapping dirty bits of toilet paper.

I thought they were just part of the bodysuit that goes with the dress?

Cotton underwear rules.

agreed - cotton underwear rules.

I wonder if she would let me lick her spleen...

urine-stained cotton underwear rules.

shit-streaked urine-stained cotton underwear rules.

Fugliness personified. She should've been on the back of the Maxim magazine...not in it.

She couldn't act her way out of a paperbag either.

shit-streaked urine-stained cotton underwear encrusted with thick white cheeselike discharge rules.

farrrrrrrr out..... no one would ever say no to that..... damn!! even my panties are wet!

That shore is some ski outfit though.

no

Ugly panties. Beautiful woman...
Somehow we will all have to cope...

I'd give up my left nut to bust the right one in Jessica Alba... Aye Carrumba....

That is something you can sink your teeth in to. DAMN!! She may kiil me but at least I would die with a smile on my face

I've bikini pics of her on this fucking site so why would I care if she's wearing her period panties?

DanYELL you only wish you looked as good as her panties. WHat the fuck do you know? That chick is HOT!!!

The Superficial dude could have posted this as the last thread on Friday afternoon. I wouldn't have minded.

Stupid Fish.

40- HELL-arious, yet mildly disturbing.
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43- I thought that said "I wonder if she would let me KICK her splean" and I laughed laughed laughed...

Whatever you say Gumbo.

Even if you don't post, you have to read this thread.

Click my moniker. (That's means my name, Lowlands)

DanYELL Blow me!!!

Veggi - How was last night?

Nice to see an attractive woman wearing underwear that covers her ass instead of wiping it.

she's hot and all, but anyone would look decent from far away with that much makeup on

I just realized he has another "Lindsay's MySpace gets hacked" post before the one on #58.

Feel free to click my moniker again.

same ol' same ol'. I had lots of boys over and I drank myself stupid, which isn't that hard to do. Thanks for asking. How was your evening?

jimbo was up alllllllllllll night

I think that's a body suit...not panties...

oh, shack, you naughty naughty girl!

i did 'm seven ways to sunday

I wish you would Schack

well, you certainly looked awake, but i guess you never know

No I mean tonight

i'm surprised you can maintain a hard-on in your sleep, especially with that much dick to fill

Did you two make it to the sushi place at least?

Sure we can do that first

sorry, jim- you totally missed the boat. you can't tell me TODAY that you want to go out TONIGHT.

i don't know if P.Hilton trademarked this yet, but i'll risk it anyway, in this comment about the main pic:

That's hot.

don't know if she could act to save her life or the lives of her loved ones (certainly haven't seen any evidence of it yet), but that broad is BEAUTIFUL.

OH I see. You are the one that said you were you wanted to go to dinner tonight. I have been here all week

schack don't tease a loaded penis. Just back away slowly, low quiet voice, no sudden movements. And given that it's Jimbo, you should definitely BACK away (and try not to drop anything).

dude- i said that days ago- and you could have told me when and where... but instead you just stuck your head up your ass. so i say, keep it there.

haha- i'll watch my back around wedgie, too

Your funny Schack. I knew you would chicken out.

C'mon you two. Kiss and make up.

you didn't email me yesterday or today. after i clearly told you to pick a restaurant. i would say that means you're the one who chickened out.

That was good Wedge. Don't bend over either because I am right behind you

No I found a couple of resturants. I did not know I was supposed to run them by you first. You told me to pick a place.

I don't care if she was wearing boxers under that dress, I'd still hit that!!

who cares if she can act, I don't go to her movies looking to see an Academy Award winning performance, I go to see her body.

If I wanted to see an Oscar worthy performance, I'd go watch Meryl Streep movies.

whatever, jim. i STILL think you're someone else.

i just can't shake this feeling, deep inside of me.

"but instead you just stuck your head up your ass. so i say, keep it there."

He takes this hollow-point to the head, yet staggers forward, still hoping to reach his objective. I'm guessing in the past month there hasn't even been a nocturnal emission.

This is the greatest day I have ever known.

Well there is only one way to find out for sure.

now SHE is hot.
get over this cockeye ambrosio character

But Jimbo is Canadian (right?). He doesn't know the meaning of the word "lie". It ain't polite.

I can't wait for five years down the line when she looks does a Jessica-Simpson-like turn for the worse. A fucking pit bull can act better than her, and probably form more coherant setances than this dimwit.

Thanks Ruby. I am not Canadian, but I don't lie. I have nothing to hide and nothing I want so I have no reason to lie

Sorry, Jim. Thought you were Canadian.

Nope, I am a Southern Californian.

Ah. Even better!

Lying to say you're Canadian. Boy howdy. That's like breaking INTO prison.

Wait there is something I want. I want Veggi and FRIST to marry me and have 15 or 16 of my Children. Do you want to be one of my wives to Ruby?

1) think of how much you would pay for the exquisitely anxious pleasure of meeting me

2) double that amount

3) find a restaurant that serves food that expensive

4) make a reservation for 2 for tomorrow night

5) tell me where and when

Sorry, Tomorrow night I will be on a plane going home.

hmmm...does PizzaHut actually take reservations?

No and neither does McDonalds.

oh well. guess you missed your shot. it's hard to care when i was up all night, fucking who I wished you were.

Jessica Alba is so hot, she's like an explosion in your pants!

You missed your shot and you would have enjoyed the hell out of it

jimbo you bum ne out

Oh ... oh ... I need a new pair of Superman underpants ...

Jimbo, i'm in. Can I reserve Wednesday nights for sex?

@72 You can even have sex in your sleep, like sleepwalking. And its possible for women to get pregnant like that to!

tell me where you wanted to go

#110- is that what your dad told you?

He wanted to go around the world.

112 - no that's my excuse for doing my girl at night

L.A. woman, your my woman
My little L.A. woman...

shack need a chaperone??

I was thinking of Weber Gril or Lawry's.

i really hardly slept a wink last night... i'm so tired

Granny panties, diaper, barbed wire, who cares? I'd still put it in her butt.

What ever you want to do is fine with me. I a leaving the office now. I will be at the Hard Rock Cafe at 6:00. I need to get a couple of gifts. If you show up great if not, oh well

Go schack! Live life on the edge! It's like our own reality t.v. show.

send me your cell and i'll give you some kind of sign. i hate to say this, ruby, since i should hardly talk, but get a life :X

OMG Wally! I just wanted to post something on how hot Jessica Alba is and I ended up laughing so hard at what all you said/did that now I don't remember my comment.

Uhhhh...you get to see the unmentionables of a beautiful woman, and all you can think about is how similar they are to your grandmother's? This tells me two things.

1) You are one deeply disturbed puppy.

2) Your priorities clearly need realigning.

#122 meow!!

I think we are witnessing a date rape as it unfolds.

*cue in Horatio Cain*

"that was one answered post where she got more...than she bargained for...." *cue sunglasses* *cue The Who*

YEEEEEEEEEeeeeeahhh ...

Ok, I'm back. What did I miss?

my fortune cookie says i am sociable and entertaining.

hmm. probably cuz im a stripper.

K, that makes three strippers so far...(refer to yesterdays coversations) What's yer stripper name?
Oh wait...lickmybutt works pretty well for that...heh heh

Granny panties or not, she looks AMAZING. And this is coming from someone who mostly just hates celebrites for the fact.

It almost hurt to say this but this is a minimalistic piece of art.I'm talking about the bonsai tree in the background ofcourse.

In the picture in which she is looking at the camera with her jacket on; if you look at the back of her dress blowing upwards in the wind you can see a face. Or maybe im just crazy!

#132: notice the shadow-like faces in the veil between her legs?

Also: what is that shinny ball next to her face in the last pic?

A very average-looking mongrel.

Who's that dwarfmonkey on these photos anyway??Ok,i'm outta here.

If my grandma wore panties and flashed me like that, I'd want to do her too.

She looks great and everything.......but why would you wear white underwear under a black see through dress???? Also why such ugly undies with such a gorgeous dress???

Why? Why? Why?

She ain't no nappy headed ho, that's for sure..

Jesus Fucking Christ.

schack's a dude.

I wanna fuck that ass.

Ok... I know this has nothing to do with this post but:

I'm turning 21 Sunday and I have no idea what to do (besides drink). Anyone have any party ideas???

Back on subject: She's fucking hot.

Ellie - how about a dress-up tea party? My dad used to celebrate my birthday that way. I felt like a princess. At night he'd still come into my room even though I peed the bed to try to keep him away, but still, it was a nice day.

Wow! That happened to you too?

I would cut a bitch for her face. what a beauty.

-ahnela

Jimbo!! No shit? Are you serious? LMFAO!!!

@145, wait, wait, wait! Is he fucking serious, lady was a doode? They really went on that date?

So anyway, did ya score Jimbo?

She's not even that famous,,only can recall 2 movies of hers..In the Blue and Idile Hands, looks like she wanted us to see her grandma panties...

Ruby - No I did not post that. I never saw Shack last night. I was at the Hard Rock from 6 until 9 drinking way to many beers.

Happy 4/20 to all you cool fucking weed smokers. They rest of you can smoke my pole. Except schack apparently.

@146 -- I think it's time to cue Aerosmith... he scored an empty netter.

Slim - that woulda been too fucking funny.

Well, you get an "A" for effort, Jimbo. Let me know when your next conference is near NY. I'll have a drink (or three) with ya.

Cmon, you knew she wouldn't show. Google "schack" and the first hit is "ALL TALK". and talk. and talk. and talk...

That sounds good Ruby. I am always looking for a reason to go to the Big Apple

Biatcho - Yes I knew she would never show and I was willing to put a expensive dinner on the table to see if she would. That is why there is always plan B. Plan B was getting hammered at the bar

Well, she should be making an appearance soon, wherein she'll have to explain her "failure to represent."

She is around. I already go an e-mail from her this morning

Wait, I'm so confused. I come to the superficial to watch the train-wreck that is the life of celebrities, and instead, 156 posts later, all I get are anonymous posters trying to socially interact Internet? Can't I at least get some witty comment like "What I wouldn't give to be balls deep in Alba's colon?"

This is regoddamndiculous. This post still?
and @156. That wasn't witty.

Ok, so I know she's terrible at acting, but she is the bees knees. What a beauty.

I can forgive the excessive amount of makeup only because A) it's a photoshoot B)said photoshoot is outside.

Gorgeous...but does she have any real talent? Anything I've seen her in, she comes off wooden, unimpressive. When she's on Leno or Jimmy K., she seems very plain and unexciting. I guess God sent all her assets one way, cause she's boring.

I hate to break it to you, but those aren't panties. The dress has a body slimmer (it's like a one piece control swimsuit - for you guys out there) built into it. It's basically a bunch of sheer fabric attached to a body slimmer.

So no granny fantasies for you today, unless your granny wore a body slimmer, in which case, fantasize away.

#26 Bad ass! Probably only 1 out of 1000 people that visit this site caught that. LOL

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
when will this mega-overrated chick totally disappear? there's gonna be Sin City 2 and Sin City 3, if she's not on the 3rd one we'll only have to wait until the 2nd one is released, a few months after that hopefully she will disappear, lets hope she's not featured on the 3rd one, because to see digitally enhanced images of her in revealing clothes attempting her hardest to look sexy shaking her ass being flashed again and again in 1 movie is enough. It's gonna get real boring if that scene keeps being repeated. Is it really the only way they can make Jessica Alba look fuckable and good looking? Haha, I see WAY hotter chicks looking WAY hotter everyday, and they don't need to be on a professional makeup artist's chair for 5 hours, they don't need to have a stylist, they don't need to be told what clothes to wear, they don't need airbrushing, photoshop and digital enhancing and they don't need a professional photographer to look 10000 times hotter than Jessica Alba does. Man is Alba pathetic. She owes her success to the movie Sin City because she was playing a whore, showing her ass and shaking it in scenes being flashed only to make viewers horny so they would go see the movie, and it took like 6 hours in the makeup chair with a team of preofessional makeup artists, professional stylists etc to be able to make her look hot, and still it wasn't too much. Other than the bare naked whorish ass shaking and dance moves intended to make people horny, she looks so so, nothing special compared to the kind of REAL hotties there's outta there. She owes her success to that and still dares to claim that "she doesn't want to take sexy roles" or that "nudity is against what she is" and gets mad because an image of her appears on the cover of Playboy... LMAO!! how PATHETIC can this chick be? how come she's gonna act in Sin City 2 again if she doesn't wanna take whore roles and if nudity is against what she is? Because that's the only way for her to have people think she's hot and to have people interested in her. She's not good looking enough to be considered sexy if she doesn't take whore roles. She's no Angelina Jolie. Plus, she's BORING as hell, and as an actress, a total joke. Pathetic and fucking stupid! Disappear already mega-overrated idiot!

btw, what's up with that waist as wide as her hips and flat butt? isn't Jessica Alba an icon for desperate female fatties really?

is there still any desperate loser from Oklahoma, Arkansas, Wyoming... etc who would dare to say this chick is hot? during the Sin City days I understand, but nowadays, ROFLOL!
seriously, is there anyone other than desperate ugly female fatties who still think this chick is hot?

I never saw any hot or good looking chick, damn, any non-ugly chick say Jessica Alba was good looking or compliment her looks in any way. It's all ugly chicks who do mostly (about 85-90%), the rest are ugly desperate losers from Oklahoma, Alabama, Wyoming, etc, who have not seen a good looking woman or a hot chick in their lives.

And fuck, I never found Holly Madison too hot, but in her pic in the ads next to Jessica Alba's pictures, Holly looks like a fucking megahot goddess.

They should Jessica Alba send back to Mexico.Maybe she's more capable of working in a tortilla-bakery.

Sorrey but she looks like an underage thai prostitute, she looks better without all that shit shes wearing

@162 You protest too much I think. I mean, really, what is your obsession with professing your non-obsession with her?
Also, Angelina Jolie is no Angelina Jolie these days.
Jessica Alba is pretty decent, she's not spectacular, but she's not ugly either.

Jessica Alba has the perfect length for the tortilla-delivery service.Just pile the fresh baked tortillas up on her head and send her from door to door.

I thought she was white. I make pretty good tortillas for a white girl but I can't deliver them piled on my head. You must be thinking of the Netherlands. I hear the white people up there carry things in their boat shaped hats.

I WANT MY MOMMIE(BRITTNEY) NOW!!!!!! STOP SHOPPING AND COME HOME TO US BABIES....NOW..

#28.
i love you.

and id go lesbo for her, christ.

i think she is gorgouse

omfg shes is sooooo!!!!! fuckin hot i really wanna see her naked and fuck her push mi dick up hr mouth and suck her tits and boobs

Jessica alba is a great person.