Apr 23 2007Jennifer Tilly's see-through dress

I'd still totally hit it.

p.s. Woohoo First, on my first time commenting!

I'd do Jennifer in a heartbeat. She still is hot at her age.

Eww eww eww tranny. Why can't the black nail polish thing go away! Tackkky.

Not a bad little body... I would also hit it.

It's Lucite, and it's big for Spring this year.

All can say, in any official capacity, is wowie-kazowie. This ruling is, however, subject to all local and state laws. Void where prohibited.

I've wanted to hit that since Bound. Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon and me sandwich.

Her sexiness overrides the tacky dress.

its the new poker fashion

why is she/the dress reminding me of a microwave meal..?

Still smokin'.

yes please , let me hit it , this broad is so sexy !

She's loud, crass, fat, and long past her "prime." But, oh yeah, she has big (saggy) tits. So the "I'd hit it" comments show what type of loser schlubs are on this blog.

She has fabulous cleavage.

Jennifer Tilly is still hot. Sure not 'Let it Ride' hot anymore, but still the scenes with Gina were some very accurate and hot girl-on-girl action! So yeah, biatcho--i'd hit it. But not you. Because you are gross. And also because you are not Jennifer Tilly. Plus, you smell like an old ham sandwich. One made with cheap ham, onions, and poop. Only not so much ham. Mostly poop and onions. And also the sandwich is in a dumpster behind a chinese restaurant. On a hot day. Seriously...

WTF?? Her face looks shit. She's old!! Some people on her need to stop smoking so much crack.

Women like Jennifer Tilly are a million times sexier than these young nasty skinny girls with bodies like 14 year old boys. She could wear nothing but Saran Wrap and be sexier.

Thank god it was someone I actually want to mouth-hump.

Dunno who she is... and she's not bad looking woman (Note the use of the word woman as opposed to skanky little dirty play actress)

BUT THAT DRESS IS HIDEOUS Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@16 -- The modeling agency down the street from you must be filled with the hearts you've broken, you wild and crazy studmuffin. That or you're not even voting age yet. Either way, most men with a penis and a propensity to be attracted to the opposite sex would thoroughly enjoy popping the cork on this vintage, tasty delight. I'm sure her feminine essence smells of french oak barrels with hints of spice, plums and cherry, with great head and an excellent finish. A fine accompaniment to a spicy meal of pan seared seafood with roasted asparagus spears. I guess it's just back to emo chicks and happy meals for you.

Sure it's see-through. But see-through what? Skin ripples?
The designer doesn't really seem to have integrated the concept of what is taboo, thus hidden, thus interesting.

She makes all those other doucherays (J. Alba, K. Knightley, K. Dunst) look like fruity little boys.

#16, I hear Dannielynn Smith is single and looking.

The important thing here is that at least Monday morning came and the lead story was not Shitney Spears and her uber-grossness or Paris Hilton and the on-going saga of her oral blisters...

She is aging great, and I think you fatsos are just jealous. She is so much better to do and see than those skanks hilton and Cokehan.

How is it Ive been at work for 45 minutes and have already run out of things to do? God Bless you, Superfish, lest i blow my brains out over this cheap monitor. Oh, and Jennifer Tilly is hot, but looks like a stuffed saudage here.

She is beautiful. Totally cute shoes!

Chucky likes it...

Cute & smart. She also writes fairly good books.

I like to justify my girl-bone ons somehow.

We all love her, she is so freakin hot,,she could make a girl turn lesbo,hell yea..love ya, cutie...

And how refreshing to see someone who is not orange!

ugh...here's another ho who is just famous for being famous. She is soooo past her expiration date.

What plastic? All I see is a nice pair of tits.

yeah, I don't really understand why she's famous, but she sure is hot! i have no problem with dresses that reveal lots of boob and are made partly of see-thru plastic. no problems at all.

leave the ho comments for the real ho..lopez, yea...jennifer is a sweetie, not like the other bitches always on her.

That first picture is perfect. No head, just all boobs. We never look at their face anyway

Pearl concert theater...hehhehheh. I wonder what kind of necklace I would give her? :)

She's aging well, especially her rack. Must be the asian genes. But she's nearly 50, so let's just focus on the boobs and not fantasize about the rest of her body, which must look like swamp thing after so many years of hard living.

Nice boobs,,like to touch those babies,,sure they're not that fake hard shit that all these skinning bitches have to buy,,

Wow, the "guys" here sure have a mommy fetish! Jennifer Tilly is as old as your mom, with big mommy boobs, and look at all weirdos lusting for her. I guess the usual descriptions are half true - you guys live in your mom's basement, but you do get laid (at the end of every Golden Girls rerun marathon).

@39 -- Incest issues?

I want to hit that!! I have always thought that Jennifer has hot. I even watch those poker tournaments when she plays because she loves to show off her tits. I'd "poke her" often.

#39 - ever heard of a milf? You should check it out.

#16 - that's old to you? what are you, 9? get back to school, you've got a lot more to learn.

How come we get 30 pics of the skanks (hilton, spears, etc.) but only a couple of a hot milf like Jennifer? Post more pics!!!

MILFs are for pimpled 17 year old teens and paunchy 50 year olds. Thanks, but no thanks. I'll stick to hot 20-somethings in their prime. I've got no need to fantasize about broken down used-to-be's. But don't feel bad if you do - between alcohol and you desperate losers, those MILFs will get a little action (emphasis on "little").

"issues" - good lord, talk like a fucking man.

There is nothing wrong with Jennifer Tilly.

Not a goddamn thing.

Nikk The Templar is sexy also.

JESUS H. CHRIST YOU FUCKING WALRUS TROLL - you can jump off of my shaft anytime you obsessive twat!

As for JT - too bad her face has been thrown under a bus. She's starting to resemble Janice Dickinson. Not good!

HOTTEST 48-year-old out there!

Tig ol' bitties!

31- How is she "Famous for being famous" she has an Oscar nomination for crying out loud.

Wedge, all due respect, stop plagiarizing the long-departed RichPort. That's his language, he did it first when Wally trolled him. Find some creativity somewhere and come up with a new way to deal with Wally (he's long gone too, but whatever). Why do you think you were left behind? We don't need copycat followers.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

I'm just sayin.

48??? Seriously? She looks so much younger. That changes everything. I don't care how good 48 looks dressed up, because there's nothing tight on a naked 48 year old body. Sorry ladies, that's the truth. Yuck-o.

you know, there's nothing wrong with being over a size 4. i'm the same size she is...BUT, you have to wear stuff that is flattering to your body. this outfit makes her look like an overstuffed sausage. it looks like if you went by her and poked her with a little needle, that her entirety would ooze out the corner of that plastic...in a pile of saggy skin on the floor.

I think it's much easier for an older guy to maintain a hard body than an older woman. Not many do, but it's definitely possible. My dad, for example, is 52 but he can still bring a rock hard 7 inches to my glistening chocowinkie (his nickname for it). Unfortunately.

That is a little more than I need to know this morning Wedge1

nice to know older men can still maintain in their middle age...

I plan on using mine until I am 100 even if I have to tape a stick to it to keep it up

#54: *vomit*

She's hot? REALLY? Hot like global warming hot? Like a bad thing? I don't get it.

Hot at any age.

HEY Veggi how are you today

Hung over. And you?

Love #57's comment.....good one....

WTF is this STAR TREK?

The only thing I'm upset about is the see through parts are in the wrong areas. Jennifer Tilly and the words see through are always a good thing. Who wrote this article? Joan Rivers?

I am great. I am home. I slept in my own bed. and a certain body part has returned to thier normal color.

Another long night with the boys drinking?

Speaking on behalf of the others, she's hot because she has big boobies and she always sounds dumb and drunk. So we imagine ourselves having a chance with her, a real live naked mommy. Afterwards she might bring us cheesedoodles and grape soda. It doesn't get any better than that.

67. Thanks for the explaination.

64. I was thinking she's pretty like klingon pretty. You read my mind :)

Yeah, I'd throw that old dog a bone.

The dress is tacky.
Tilly is cheezy.
But she knows it, so it's kind of okay.
And she's part Chinese.
That's neat.

I'm surprised she didnt show up wearing a dress made of playing cards! LORD only knows that she is wacky enough to pull it off, plus I hear that if you bet her in poker, you get to punch her in the neck while she plays with ur chips!

PRETTY SWEET DEAL!

@70 Yes it all works. Me Love you long time

Good point about her being part Chinese. You shoot all over her (hahaha) and then she does the laundry. Sweet deal.

#67, that what I LIKE about her!!!

Hey fishstick. I'm done with my work already too. Just waiting for lunchtime. Yay. My wireless (or uh...somebody's) is hit and miss today, so I'm back on dial-up :(

Hey, veggi, how's your hangover? I had the worst one yesterday ever.

Hi Jimbo, did you miss me?

FRIST - Yes I was think about you all weekend. We are in the same time zone again

Frist - my brain is leaking out of my ears. my lunchtime consisted of half a pack of teeny gas station donuts. (yaaay!)But the gas staion kid has been slipping me free donuts lately....can you say Mrs. Robinson?

I can't remember the last time I didn't have a hangover, so, I'm doing fine, I think....

goddamnit! i want a hangover now!

#71: nice myspace - where you at in the city? Im on lawn-guyland, but from tennessee.
Im a little bored, can you tell?

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Crazy like a fox. Appears she'd swallow for a cookie though.

Ok, well I didn't comment on the J-Lo post because, well, who gives a shit, but now I'm jealous because I'm so broke I can't even afford to pay attention, and I'm freaking out because I just found out I forgot to pay my Visa bill, so now they are going to bend me over and anally rape me, and J-LO PLEASE LEND ME A HUNDRED THOUSAND, OR I SWEAR I'LL DRIVE RIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!
Aaargh, I need drugs...

Goddamn the things I would do to this broad. THAT'S a real fucking woman, not some fucking barbie doll nazi pedophilic posterchild.

I don't consider this as a see-through dress because i don't see anything.

for her next don't-you-remember-me public appearance she should get an outfit made out of wood paneling, like those old station wagons used to have

hey Tilly why not just point a gun to your head and threaten to pull the trigger unless we all applaud for you?

blah blah blah hot hot hot...yeah rite. Take a good look at the underarm in the top pic. That's a sample of the 48 year old delights she has to offer elsewhere when she gets naked. Oh yum.

48 year old women should not look like they are 17 year old wanna be strippers or Pussy Cat Doll rejects. As for #13, I like big tits, and because I like big tits I'm willing to put up with some sagging. So to wrap up, if she'd try and look her age, I'd hit that. Vigorously.

plastic clothes are very sweaty :(

cash in your chips gentlemen, they're using plastic casings in pork rolls

I got a boner.

-Trott Felipe

Oh yeah...I'd hit that like the Marines hitting the beach! And #13 is F.O.S. with that comment. Probably some lonely little pud-puller that can't attract women much less a farm animal.

me too, but no bone...

@43 -- I'll take that as a yes. Lemme guess: you're the type of person who hasn't found anyone ever good enough for them, ankles too fat, laugh too annoying, doesn't look like this Hollywood starlet, looks too much like that one... etc, etc. In other words, you rarely get laid. People like you would be over this beeotch like a homeless man on a bottle of Wild Irish Rose.

sure takes you a lotta words to be unfunny

@7----THANK YOU! Bound was fantastic! Oh man, Jennifer and Gina, it is so wrong and yet so right...I may need to rent that again...

I think her body is fantastic...I like the marylin monroe body. Super skinny chics are gross, and they are cranky b/c they are always hungry...screw that.

I love her....

The dress looks like one of her stripper costumes she wore in the movie, "Dancing at the Blue Iguana." And yes, I was probably one of the few people that saw that movie..

That dress looks hot. And by "hot," I mean it looks like the person wearing it would be hot. And sweaty. And stuck to the inside of it.

Ew.

@94 -- The truth is sometimes long and unfunny, isn't it?

Hya Lou Zirz: I count five posts from you on this thread. Nice life you got going there. Real funny nik BTW. Is that what your mom says before the gangbang?

#98 - yes it is, like your mom's record of busts for solicitation.

#99 - dunno. Ask your dad - he always asks to go last. That's ok with mom because his dick is tiny. He says it runs in the family, so they try to compensate with nicknames.

@98 -- You're about as funny as a gunshot wound to the neck, aren't you? I go by my original assumption: not old enough to vote and never getting laid. And I'd fuck your mom on your bed with you watchinng, duct taped and staple gunned to the wall. I've done it before. That said, when you do finally get laid, you'll love it. She won't, but you will.

Hya Lou, you seem to be really jacked up today. Disability check come in early this month or are you back on the Oxycontin again? Either way keep the comic gold coming, you crazy shut-in.

@103 -- Hya Lou is the kinda dude who paints his windows black and pretends he lives in a cave.

#102 - What, and "as funny as a gunshot wound to the neck" is funny? It's the rest that's funny - you trying to be all hardass tough guy rapist, especially the "I've done it before." And yet, it's still needlessly wordy, especially for an obvious cribbing from some cheap hollywood movie (don't we come here to mock that?). You're adorable! You can lick my asshole anytime, sweetie!

#104 yikes. Talk about a clunker - time to apply your limited material to another thread, don't you think?

and stop trying to pat #103's butt, it aint that kinda party.

When are you people going to wake up & realize that I haven't posted a single entry on this site in a week that hasn't exposed the LOSER WALLY TROLL as my impersonator? #55 & #58 - did you even SEE post #46? The only reason Wally knows a word as funny as "chocowinkie" is because of HIS personal experience, not mine.

#50 - you been on this blog as long as I have. You ought to know by now that I have no interest in having my pooper plowed. And you also know that the number of words that can be used to describe a troll is very limited. Considering that all of RichPort's comments got wiped out when Fish's site crashed in December, it's kind of hard to plagiarize him, don't you think?
Wasn't it you who a while back had someone bring in comments about you from another blog, and had myself & others rushing to your defense?

Wally - your days of trolling are numbered.

#50 - you've
Not you - typo.

Lou is awesome.

#13 & #16 & whoever the hell else said nasty things about her. She's a real woman. Why do you think that anyone over 35 is old & fat. Grow up. At least she's not anorexic & skanky like the Olsons & Lindsay Whore-han.

After "Bound", she can wear whatever she wants.

Wedge... 50 isn't me. I very rarely bother to comment on here anymore unless I feel inspired to. So basically any time you see something with my name on it chances are 95% of the time it's my wannabe.

The Superficial is not what it once was and it has become overrun by the unfunny. So I still check this place out for celeb gossip because most of the other sites are even worse but I would rather rub shit through my hair than contribute to the demise of what was once a hilarious place to screw off at work. Now I go to bars for fun at lunch.

the dress is dolce & gabbana from the s/s 07 collection

SHE IS SO freakin hot,,,love her...

@105 -- But I'm not as tough as you. I'm literally shuddering at your literary flair! No wait, the air conditioning's up, my bad.

I think I'll hire this hottie to do my 19th. b-day,,,oh yea,,,

@117 -- Dude, you're mistakenly typing 1's where you should be typing 4's. Easy mistake, I suppose. Kinda like the way you type ',,,' when you probably mean '...'. Damn you fat fingers!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUU,PLOWSHIT,DON'T TALK TO ME, I READ THAT NASTY SHIT U SAID ABOUT DOIN SOMEONE'S MOTHER WHILE THE KID IS THERE..YOUR ONE SICK BASTARD..FFFFFFFF OFF,,A-HOLE.

kelLIE... turn down the volume on your keyboard dude, it's affecting your ability to think rationally. The CAPS LOCK key is usually the third up frm the bottom all the way on the left hand side. Thanks.

@13

hey Biatcho you big dumb cunt, you're just jealous because you're a lot younger than Tilly and your tits are already saggin to the floor! Learn your place you dumb dyke!!!

Hi danielle!!! Meet kelLIE. You two have a ton in common. Almost like negatives of the same picture.

hee hee......Black DanYELL....meet Cracker DanYELL.......Cracker DanYELL....meet Black DanYELL.

No no no... it's white kelLIE meet black kelLIE...and versa vice...

You are right about one thing, Doc....the two of them have a ton in common....their left ass cheeks! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait there are now 2 manielle's? Which one is more annoying? The black one or the white one? Both equal parts dicklicker, one is part illiterate food stamp collector, the other is, well probably just an angry, chubby high school sophomore who lets her dog chew on her pussy so she can say she got some doggy style.

biatcho, sounds like jrz wants to chew on your pussy. You two unfunny bitches deserve each other, and by deserve I mean you should both kill each other immediately. The DanYELL/manielle/any other variation was never funny in the first place and is way played out now! Why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and come up with some new material.I know its too much to ask but at least try to make it remotely funny. DrPhowstus, you useless cockknocker, don't you have anything better to do all day than jerk off with your one hand and type with the other. You need pussy, stat! Get a life(death) all three of you, you're pathetic!

manielle, do you like movies about gladiators?

or are you into fetish movies? Like dogs with a thing for chubby-girl pussy?

Had to do my homework, bitches...had a good last Saturday at the prom..it was at the Ocean Center in Datona Beach, Fl... The ride home in the limo was fanfreakintaskic..and yea,,,still a virgin....u people only wish u were...u people would shit yourselves if I opened myspace to u...not that freakin lucky...don't need anymore perves in my life....

don't even think about it, not welcome.

@127 -- as original as ever I see. How are your 7 kids?

@129, cunt-tastic!!!

@132, still as dickless and unfunny as ever. It's good to hear from you again, for like the 10th time!

Hey Jennifer,,,we all love u...I have your Tiffiney doll and she is also on myspace....call us if u ever need a friend..

hotness..